Unripe tomatoes go well with mustard oil and just a touch of black salt.
Do you know what goes well with teenage girls?
Xanax.
They really are that tedious and annoying out of bed.
The last time I dated one, I was 20 and she was 18. AWFL and a pill-popper (of course) so I used to charge half a xanax as a fee to go shopping with her.