Crazy midget woman that I believe has legit schizophrenia that I have been on/off with for some time now. Always accuses me of sleeping with women that I never heard of or never met. Including but not limited to women #OnHere. I know by associating with her makes me equally retarded, yet I can't get away from the flattery or entertainment value. I just keep her at bay and let her in through the door once in awhile when I'm lonely so she don't have to climb in the window.