A drunk walks into a police precinct and says to the officer at the front desk "I'd like to report a stolen car."
The cop asks him "Where was the last place you saw it?"
The man raises his hand and says "right here on the end of this key."
The cop looks at him for a second and says "Your fly is open."
The man looks down and says "Oh shit, they stole my girlfriend too."
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2024-06-04 01:27:58
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2024-06-04 01:27:58Event JSON
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