I found this about cats using toilets:
"I trained my cat to do this. I can only urge you to not do this as well. My cat associated the smell of drains with a place to piss and shit. Any sink. The bathtub. She once hopped into the dishwasher and pissed in it. Then without noticing we ran it. When the dishwasher finishes the door automatically opens and hot steamy piss clouds are released. Teaching your cat to use the toilet is wrong and you will be punished for your hubris. Turn back."
Al Sweigart /
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2024-01-28 17:18:08
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2024-01-28 17:18:08Event JSON
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