Things I have been told to do on Mastodon:
-follow more people
-follow less people
-put content warnings on anything related to politics
-put content warnings on anything related to dogs (seriously)
-use alt text to translate my posts into French
-delete my Patreon because I don't deserve to make money
-sell merch with my facts on them because I deserve to make more money
-stop doing satire because it is enabling fascism and will get Trump reelected
Moral of the story: I have no idea.
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