獣耳会社ｗａｎ on Nostr: The way the Japanese playfully experiment with the humble bunny suit is absolutely ...

The way the Japanese playfully experiment with the humble bunny suit is absolutely delightful.

Except the cuffs.

They always fuck up the cuffs.

Everybody alwAYS FUCKS UP THE CUFFS
THE BUNNY SUIT'S CUFFS HAVE A GEOMETRY
THERE ARE RATIOS
A N G L E S
YOU CAN'T JUST SLICE OFF A PAIR OF BASIC BITCH SQUARE FRENCH CUFFS AND CALL IT A DAY
NO
NO!
THE CUFF ACTS AS A DELICIOUS LITTLE WRIST-WRAPPED PETIT FOURS SERVED AT THE TERMINUS OF THE STROLL DOWN THE BARE ARM
BUNNY SUITS FUNDAMENTALLY OPERATE ON A COQUETTISH AND S I M U L T A N E O U S PLAY OF VULGARITY AND REFINEMENT
AND THE JAPANESE GET THIS
IT IS OBVIOUS TO THEM
EXCEPT

FOR THE

FUCKING

CUFF



AND WHEN THEY DO STUMBLE ON THIS BY DINT OF EXPERIMENTATION
IT'S ALWAYS BY REPLACING THE CUFF ENTIRE
USUALLY TO EXTREMELY PLEASING RESULTS
BUT THE MISSED OPPORTUNITY FOR DISCIPLINED USE OF THE FUNDAMENTALS OH
TRAGEDY
MASSACRE
YES I'M MAD
YOU'D BE MAD TOO
YOU SHOULD BE MAD TOO
PASSIONATELY ANGERY ABOUT SOMETHING YOU LOVE
OH IT'S A WONDERFUL GARMENT