I'm Pomu! on Nostr: American 🍀culture🍀 is 🍀centered🍀 around 🍀micks🍀. They 🍀have ...

American 🍀culture🍀 is 🍀centered🍀 around 🍀micks🍀. They 🍀have 🍀holidays🍀 for 🍀being 🍀micks. 🍀They🍀 killed🍀 hundreds 🍀of 🍀thousands🍀 of🍀 white men🍀 to🍀 free 🍀micks. 🍀They 🍀listen to🍀 mick🍀 music🍀. They🍀 elect a🍀 mick 🍀as🍀 their 🍀president. 🍀They 🍀dress 🍀and 🍀act 🍀 like micks.🍀 They🍀 draw🍀 the🍀 entirety 🍀of 🍀their 🍀modern 🍀culture🍀 from 🍀micks.🍀 They🍀 wear 🍀sassy 🍀shirts🍀about🍀 being🍀 micks. 🍀They🍀 stepdance 🍀in 🍀solidarity🍀 with🍀 micks. 🍀Their🍀 biggest🍀 parade🍀 of🍀 the🍀 year 🍀involves🍀 throwing 🍀parties🍀 to 🍀drink🍀 and🍀 wear🍀 green. 🍀They 🍀use🍀 Irish🍀 slang🍀 like🍀 "lad"🍀 and 🍀"lass". 🍀When🍀 you 🍀say🍀 "St. Patrick"🍀 they're 🍀not 🍀thinking 🍀of 🍀the🍀 quarterback. 🍀They're🍀 thinking🍀 of 🍀the 🍀mick. 🍀Their 🍀churches🍀 are 🍀completely🍀 overrun🍀 with 🍀micks. 🍀They🍀 worship🍀 their 🍀ZOGbot🍀bartender🍀 force 🍀disproportionately🍀 filled🍀 with🍀 micks🍀 and 🍀their 🍀liquorstore🍀work🍀 force🍀 of 🍀micks. 🍀Their 🍀men 🍀sit 🍀around drinking Jameson 🍀while🍀 their 🍀women 🍀sit 🍀around🍀watching🍀 The🍀Quiet 🍀Man. 🍀They 🍀venerate 🍀micks🍀 like 🍀St. Chad 🍀of 🍀Mercia 🍀and🍀 St. Brigid🍀 and 🍀St. Brendan 🍀while 🍀attacking🍀 the🍀 Italians 🍀who 🍀actually 🍀built 🍀their🍀 country🍀 before🍀 the🍀 micks🍀 took🍀 over. 🍀Their 🍀government🍀 is🍀 filled 🍀with 🍀mick🍀 and 🍀their 🍀music 🍀charts 🍀are🍀 topped 🍀by🍀 micks. 🍀They 🍀send 🍀micks 🍀to 🍀fiddle 🍀contests 🍀and 🍀celebrate🍀 when 🍀the 🍀micks 🍀win🍀 because 🍀those🍀 micks🍀 are🍀 true🍀 red 🍀blooded 🍀american🍀 micks. 🍀They 🍀drink 🍀Irish🍀 booze 🍀to🍀 a 🍀point 🍀where🍀 "Guinness" 🍀does 🍀not 🍀make🍀 them🍀 think🍀 of🍀 a 🍀world 🍀record 🍀book 🍀but 🍀about🍀 mick 🍀beer 🍀instead. 🍀They🍀 will🍀 tell 🍀you 🍀how 🍀much 🍀they 🍀hate 🍀Catholicism🍀 and🍀 how 🍀they 🍀are🍀 really🍀 atheists 🍀and🍀 they 🍀are🍀 just 🍀pretending🍀 to 🍀be🍀 micks🍀 but 🍀the🍀 evidence 🍀speaks🍀 for🍀 itself 🍀in 🍀that 🍀America 🍀has 🍀always🍀 been🍀 and🍀 will🍀 be🍀 a🍀 nation 🍀of 🍀mick🍀 loving 🍀micks