josef on Nostr: me: so whats the prognosis doctor: well. lets put it this way. you're full of ...
me: so whats the prognosis
doctor: well. lets put it this way. you're full of microplastics and teflon. like everyone in your generation youve been exposed to so much BPA, talc asbestos, aspartame, and volatile organic IKEA offgassing compounds that you have, to use the medical term, transformed, into what we could call, to use the medical term, a 'cryptid'. morally you're on team nature, as culpable as the weather. and your lifestyle needs improvement. you should get into e-sports
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