Kitty Tantrum on Nostr: Picture this: a matchmaking service with the practical services and features that the ...

Picture this: a matchmaking service with the practical services and features that the busy working man of today needs.

Introducing Wife Warehouse™

We offer a wide selection of scratch&dent, factory seconds, showroom models, pre-owned, gently used, renewed, and refurbished wives - all certified by the Wife Warehouse™ program.

(Sponsored and operated by the Kitty Tantrum Boarding Academy for Wayward and Misfit Girls)

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> return/replace item

✔️ defective item
✔️ no longer needed
✔️ poor condition/presentation
✔️ too large/long
✔️ better price available

> refund to original payment method

if she is lucky someone will buy her from the Amazon Warehouse when her price drops below $1