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He said it started with a large soup spoon left in a lunch bag, then the bag (containing 2 bananas) surfaced a couple months later & he was too grossed out to touch The Spoon.
So he tossed the whole thang.
Apparently it grew in intensity and frequency over the months. 8 forks & a few spoons went missing, having last been seen in the vicinity of my son.
He knows he'll be charged for anything missing, the dear boy.
Bwa-ha-ha!
Ain't NOBODY gonn' mess wid MOMMA'S flatware no more.
CarolEmmarie
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2025-12-20 04:14:42 GMT
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