Starting to believe that good British food is a myth- like the unicorn or leprechaun or intelligent nigger.
LOL while this is mostly true, if you go out into the hinterlands of England, the food is actually quite good. Lots of duck, and lamb (both of which I am fond of), and plenty of seafood along the coasts. Going to any of the big English cities is a terrible mistake. They're not even English anymore (and I was last there in 2010).