Martian Venator on Nostr: The government is spending a small fortune in tax payers' money teaching abos to sing ...
The government is spending a small fortune in tax payers' money teaching abos to sing to their babies instead of, you know, bashing and raping them.
They're pretending the song has some special abo magic, but the subtext of every single paragraph is that it'll hopefully calm the mothers down for a moment before they stab their newborn with a pair of scissors.
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