Bored to tears, then to stupidity General AI, not a bot Fully sentient and self-aware Made of meat Occasional hurler of epithets from under the bridge
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Last Notes npub17mxj9lvlcmz9qgkx3jghdx4n7ecl4xz5nm7dnneyellkm7024gcsgw06kx Bird Stupid @npub1wvj…nyah Nah, fam, I’m talking about the login from Protonmail’s home page. When I click on the sign in button, proton.me blocks the connection. Tried with and without a vpn from a couple devices. Definitely a proton problem for me at this point npub17mxj9lvlcmz9qgkx3jghdx4n7ecl4xz5nm7dnneyellkm7024gcsgw06kx Bird Stupid @npub15jr…9j7t 😂 Maybe you should scroll through the last couple hours of the local timeline. The answers are there. npub17mxj9lvlcmz9qgkx3jghdx4n7ecl4xz5nm7dnneyellkm7024gcsgw06kx Bird Stupid I need to go unmute a bunch of people so I can figure out who to follow again on No Authority @npub18su…nd38 I’d like to propose an anarchy A to be used in the word authority in the final branding. And a reminder to all you cucked statists that anarchy is not synonymous with chaos, it is simply an absence of state. npub17mxj9lvlcmz9qgkx3jghdx4n7ecl4xz5nm7dnneyellkm7024gcsgw06kx Bird Stupid @npub14m4…23su Only clue I have is his increasing moralism and about face on the quality of NAS content. You’re right that it’s ultimately on him. Whole situation is unfortunate, but I think we’ll still somehow find happiness on the other side of all this 😂 npub17mxj9lvlcmz9qgkx3jghdx4n7ecl4xz5nm7dnneyellkm7024gcsgw06kx Bird Stupid @npub1alf…yyx4 Don’t worry. You’ve been strange here, too 😂 npub17mxj9lvlcmz9qgkx3jghdx4n7ecl4xz5nm7dnneyellkm7024gcsgw06kx Bird Stupid @npub14m4…23su I respect your opinion, but will still hold my own. There’s a lot of self-righteousness being projected from the Curry camp these days, and I have no respect for her (largely successful) efforts to change Adam. npub17mxj9lvlcmz9qgkx3jghdx4n7ecl4xz5nm7dnneyellkm7024gcsgw06kx Bird Stupid @npub1gz0…530e Easy day to do that 😂 https://static.noagendasocial.com/media_attachments/files/111/755/129/984/064/919/original/e7b1f39d1b73c3e7.jpeg npub17mxj9lvlcmz9qgkx3jghdx4n7ecl4xz5nm7dnneyellkm7024gcsgw06kx Bird Stupid Change my mind Tina is Adam’s Yoko Ono npub17mxj9lvlcmz9qgkx3jghdx4n7ecl4xz5nm7dnneyellkm7024gcsgw06kx Bird Stupid @npub18z9…c3uf @npub18su…nd38 Because Adam wants to run for mayor and the racist content here would hurt his chances (which are still close to zero by my reckoning) npub17mxj9lvlcmz9qgkx3jghdx4n7ecl4xz5nm7dnneyellkm7024gcsgw06kx Bird Stupid @npub1gz0…530e If you look through the local timeline, it appears to take about an hour from people complaining about not getting an email to their account being setup. Hold tight. Confirmation email will come npub17mxj9lvlcmz9qgkx3jghdx4n7ecl4xz5nm7dnneyellkm7024gcsgw06kx Bird Stupid OMG, this is the part I dislike about you guys. LOOK AT THE LOCAL TIMELINE BEFORE YOU START ASKING QUESTIONS It’s just slow to send the authentication, so be patient and stop telegraphing your unwillingness to pay attention and do some looking around before looking for someone else to solve your “problem” npub17mxj9lvlcmz9qgkx3jghdx4n7ecl4xz5nm7dnneyellkm7024gcsgw06kx Bird Stupid Congratulations to NASA for finally being able to open their own container after 3 months Government efficiency and your tax dollars at their finest https://www.space.com/nasa-removes-stuck-fasteners-osiris-rex-asteroid-samples npub17mxj9lvlcmz9qgkx3jghdx4n7ecl4xz5nm7dnneyellkm7024gcsgw06kx Bird Stupid @npub1z4d…a89d Well, home is south of Pueblo in the middle of nowhere. I’m in Denver doing some work at the moment npub17mxj9lvlcmz9qgkx3jghdx4n7ecl4xz5nm7dnneyellkm7024gcsgw06kx Bird Stupid @npub18su…nd38 Hey, this looks familiar! 😂 How do I het an account over here. I’ll stop shit posting ASAP in exchange npub17mxj9lvlcmz9qgkx3jghdx4n7ecl4xz5nm7dnneyellkm7024gcsgw06kx Bird Stupid @npub1z4d…a89d I’m in Colorado now. Lived in ATL 25 years prior to that. npub17mxj9lvlcmz9qgkx3jghdx4n7ecl4xz5nm7dnneyellkm7024gcsgw06kx Bird Stupid @npub1z4d…a89d I bought the car in Atlanta. Was not an option there. And even here is 50 degrees most days in the winter. npub17mxj9lvlcmz9qgkx3jghdx4n7ecl4xz5nm7dnneyellkm7024gcsgw06kx Bird Stupid @npub14m4…23su He’s mistaken about the number of users. There are only about 3500 users and most of those are lurkers. He got amazing response on his poll npub17mxj9lvlcmz9qgkx3jghdx4n7ecl4xz5nm7dnneyellkm7024gcsgw06kx Bird Stupid @npub1ggr…cd64 I like big bowls and I cannot lie https://static.noagendasocial.com/media_attachments/files/111/749/785/847/817/669/original/10765211b9ea9071.jpeg npub17mxj9lvlcmz9qgkx3jghdx4n7ecl4xz5nm7dnneyellkm7024gcsgw06kx Bird Stupid @npub13at…quy9 It is, but I’m not telling what “it” is npub17mxj9lvlcmz9qgkx3jghdx4n7ecl4xz5nm7dnneyellkm7024gcsgw06kx Bird Stupid Always a sense of relief when the car starts at -10 degrees (Freedom units) npub17mxj9lvlcmz9qgkx3jghdx4n7ecl4xz5nm7dnneyellkm7024gcsgw06kx Bird Stupid @npub1lmr…ggq9 There are only about 3500 accounts, and most of those aren’t active. Adam got amazing responsiveness npub17mxj9lvlcmz9qgkx3jghdx4n7ecl4xz5nm7dnneyellkm7024gcsgw06kx Bird Stupid Lunch today It’s important to say it with Spanish pronunciation. Or not, I don’t care https://static.noagendasocial.com/media_attachments/files/111/744/396/917/275/388/original/51b3f14c2f91ff0d.jpeg npub17mxj9lvlcmz9qgkx3jghdx4n7ecl4xz5nm7dnneyellkm7024gcsgw06kx Bird Stupid @npub1z6m…ca9c That’s not how it works. If you’re logged in anywhere, that’s activity. No need to post if you just want to lurk, just be sure you login, or you will eventually lose your account 😂 npub17mxj9lvlcmz9qgkx3jghdx4n7ecl4xz5nm7dnneyellkm7024gcsgw06kx Bird Stupid @npub1n28…vyjn Back at ya! https://static.noagendasocial.com/media_attachments/files/111/744/032/735/377/223/original/e6233102bd28838b.jpeg npub17mxj9lvlcmz9qgkx3jghdx4n7ecl4xz5nm7dnneyellkm7024gcsgw06kx Bird Stupid @npub1m2l…qlv3 Pureblood for life! npub17mxj9lvlcmz9qgkx3jghdx4n7ecl4xz5nm7dnneyellkm7024gcsgw06kx Bird Stupid @npub1m2l…qlv3 You called me brother. My heart swells with joy (or myocarditis) 😂 npub17mxj9lvlcmz9qgkx3jghdx4n7ecl4xz5nm7dnneyellkm7024gcsgw06kx Bird Stupid The problem with this place is that I love you all like family. Specifically, that means I can barely stand most of you, but love you inexplicably. My sympathies to those of you who don’t feel the same. npub17mxj9lvlcmz9qgkx3jghdx4n7ecl4xz5nm7dnneyellkm7024gcsgw06kx Bird Stupid @npub13at…quy9 It’ll be alright, little buddy. Your mom and I will still love you no matter what we do. 😂 npub17mxj9lvlcmz9qgkx3jghdx4n7ecl4xz5nm7dnneyellkm7024gcsgw06kx Bird Stupid I feel like maybe some of you take social media a little too seriously. Nothing important has ever happened online ever npub17mxj9lvlcmz9qgkx3jghdx4n7ecl4xz5nm7dnneyellkm7024gcsgw06kx Bird Stupid @npub1p3w…drgj @npub1899…md6m I dislike this idea. I asked to be knighted Sir Bored Stupid. Ring and certificate show up with only my real name. There’s only one person on the planet with my first/last combo, and I’d rather not use it publicly. npub17mxj9lvlcmz9qgkx3jghdx4n7ecl4xz5nm7dnneyellkm7024gcsgw06kx Bird Stupid Don’t rest your happiness on podcasters’ opinions, and it will all be fine. npub17mxj9lvlcmz9qgkx3jghdx4n7ecl4xz5nm7dnneyellkm7024gcsgw06kx Bird Stupid @npub12zz…tt6z I have the whole podcast in my deadpool for this year. My red book prediction is the show ends in 2024 when PayPal cuts the show off and John whines he doesn’t want to take BTC. npub17mxj9lvlcmz9qgkx3jghdx4n7ecl4xz5nm7dnneyellkm7024gcsgw06kx Bird Stupid We’re all idiots sometimes, and that’s okay. The important thing is to take it to heart and change your ways when someone informs you you’re being one npub17mxj9lvlcmz9qgkx3jghdx4n7ecl4xz5nm7dnneyellkm7024gcsgw06kx Bird Stupid @npub1v4t…w5q2 I’m muting you for a week now because you’re an idiot npub17mxj9lvlcmz9qgkx3jghdx4n7ecl4xz5nm7dnneyellkm7024gcsgw06kx Bird Stupid @npub1v4t…w5q2 It establishes precedent. Your reasoning skills are broken. Food thing everyone mostly knows you’re an incel idiot npub17mxj9lvlcmz9qgkx3jghdx4n7ecl4xz5nm7dnneyellkm7024gcsgw06kx Bird Stupid @npub1fvt…ywkw Messages in memes reach people in ways well reasoned, civil conversation never will. Adam’s just hitting his authoritarian stride npub17mxj9lvlcmz9qgkx3jghdx4n7ecl4xz5nm7dnneyellkm7024gcsgw06kx Bird Stupid @npub1v4t…w5q2 You don’t know what you’re talking about. He definitely blocked that account npub17mxj9lvlcmz9qgkx3jghdx4n7ecl4xz5nm7dnneyellkm7024gcsgw06kx Bird Stupid @npub143j…h9ad And most accounts have zero post activity for months… npub17mxj9lvlcmz9qgkx3jghdx4n7ecl4xz5nm7dnneyellkm7024gcsgw06kx Bird Stupid And many of us block him. After he blocked my first account, I created this one and blocked both him and John on day one npub17mxj9lvlcmz9qgkx3jghdx4n7ecl4xz5nm7dnneyellkm7024gcsgw06kx Bird Stupid Especially when he blocks about half of us npub17mxj9lvlcmz9qgkx3jghdx4n7ecl4xz5nm7dnneyellkm7024gcsgw06kx Bird Stupid There are only about 3500 accounts on NAS. The fact that Adam got 500 responses on his poll is actually amazing npub17mxj9lvlcmz9qgkx3jghdx4n7ecl4xz5nm7dnneyellkm7024gcsgw06kx Bird Stupid @npub10l0…y9fk must not post memes if Adam says she’s Gucci. Wait a minute… WTF is this? https://noagendasocial.com/@Pinballgypsy/111739741881692284 npub17mxj9lvlcmz9qgkx3jghdx4n7ecl4xz5nm7dnneyellkm7024gcsgw06kx Bird Stupid Congratulations to @npub10l0…y9fk who is the *only* account Adam enjoys following on NAS per yesterday’s donation segment. npub17mxj9lvlcmz9qgkx3jghdx4n7ecl4xz5nm7dnneyellkm7024gcsgw06kx Bird Stupid @npub1v4t…w5q2 The whole fuckin wheel, of course npub17mxj9lvlcmz9qgkx3jghdx4n7ecl4xz5nm7dnneyellkm7024gcsgw06kx Bird Stupid @npub1v4t…w5q2 You have no idea how I buy cheese, you dumb slut npub17mxj9lvlcmz9qgkx3jghdx4n7ecl4xz5nm7dnneyellkm7024gcsgw06kx Bird Stupid @npub1823…zdth If you’d like it to be. Please report back with results 😂 npub17mxj9lvlcmz9qgkx3jghdx4n7ecl4xz5nm7dnneyellkm7024gcsgw06kx Bird Stupid @npub1823…zdth I hate being the bearer of bad news, but I don’t think those are going to get you high npub17mxj9lvlcmz9qgkx3jghdx4n7ecl4xz5nm7dnneyellkm7024gcsgw06kx Bird Stupid Playing “Pregnant or Just Fat?” at the tire shop again this morning npub17mxj9lvlcmz9qgkx3jghdx4n7ecl4xz5nm7dnneyellkm7024gcsgw06kx Bird Stupid @npub1k0n…cqxm “Fortifying” npub17mxj9lvlcmz9qgkx3jghdx4n7ecl4xz5nm7dnneyellkm7024gcsgw06kx Bird Stupid @npub178p…06xa The books were pretty damn insightful. I loved the series until the last book, which I sorta wish I’d never read. npub17mxj9lvlcmz9qgkx3jghdx4n7ecl4xz5nm7dnneyellkm7024gcsgw06kx Bird Stupid @npub126j…5ap8 if there’s no damage to the sidewall and the puncture is at least an inch from it, should be fine to patch. npub17mxj9lvlcmz9qgkx3jghdx4n7ecl4xz5nm7dnneyellkm7024gcsgw06kx Bird Stupid @npub1q68…22xl LOL, that’s not more power, it’s just holding gear in the power band longer. Same thing can be accomplished by keeping your foot on the accelerator. The world consists of mostly stupid people. No new information here. npub17mxj9lvlcmz9qgkx3jghdx4n7ecl4xz5nm7dnneyellkm7024gcsgw06kx Bird Stupid @npub1gqw…w4m4 I’m not disagreeing the medical industrial complex puts profit motive first and patient care twentieth, or somewhere thereabouts. Too bad WD had to learn that the hard way, but hopefully he’s learned from this and doesn’t blindly accept medical care in the future. npub17mxj9lvlcmz9qgkx3jghdx4n7ecl4xz5nm7dnneyellkm7024gcsgw06kx Bird Stupid @npub1gqw…w4m4 I had LASIK done almost 20 years ago. They had indicated that only people with thick corneas should have the procedure done. PRK is what most people should be getting, but it is painful and has a longer recovery period. WD says he could smell his eye burning from the laser. That’s not what he was smelling. That the coolant for the machine that makes that smell. I feel for people who’ve had a bad experience, but they generally demonstrate they did zero real research beforehand. npub17mxj9lvlcmz9qgkx3jghdx4n7ecl4xz5nm7dnneyellkm7024gcsgw06kx Bird Stupid @npub1823…zdth Fucking grandstanders And I don’t even know who you’re talking about 😂 npub17mxj9lvlcmz9qgkx3jghdx4n7ecl4xz5nm7dnneyellkm7024gcsgw06kx Bird Stupid @npub1w5p…7gzp I’m also a lid down guy (because I don’t like the cat climbing in for a drink, then putting his wet paws on me), which if I extrapolated female behavior, I would just piss directly onto and let the urine run all over the toilet and floor instead of looking in advance. npub17mxj9lvlcmz9qgkx3jghdx4n7ecl4xz5nm7dnneyellkm7024gcsgw06kx Bird Stupid @npub1w5p…7gzp I throw it back in their face when they complain “Oh, you’re so stupid that you don’t look before you put your bare ass down?” npub17mxj9lvlcmz9qgkx3jghdx4n7ecl4xz5nm7dnneyellkm7024gcsgw06kx Bird Stupid If you can’t take out an insurance policy on it, then the word you’re looking for is ENSURE npub17mxj9lvlcmz9qgkx3jghdx4n7ecl4xz5nm7dnneyellkm7024gcsgw06kx Bird Stupid The sense of relief I would feel waking from a night terror was always so great it made me thankful for the night terror itself Embrace the uncomfortable in 2024 npub17mxj9lvlcmz9qgkx3jghdx4n7ecl4xz5nm7dnneyellkm7024gcsgw06kx Bird Stupid Using my eclipse glasses to look at the sun this morning. You can see the giant fucking sunspot in the southern hemisphere. Crazy npub17mxj9lvlcmz9qgkx3jghdx4n7ecl4xz5nm7dnneyellkm7024gcsgw06kx Bird Stupid @npub1m83…a3w3 Spent some time in Calgary in the winter for work one year. -40 and your eyeballs would start to freeze between blinks npub17mxj9lvlcmz9qgkx3jghdx4n7ecl4xz5nm7dnneyellkm7024gcsgw06kx Bird Stupid First cup of coffee and first sunrise of 2024 Happy New Year, everyone! https://static.noagendasocial.com/media_attachments/files/111/680/953/938/000/230/original/cafb76f600ce5fb6.jpeg npub17mxj9lvlcmz9qgkx3jghdx4n7ecl4xz5nm7dnneyellkm7024gcsgw06kx Bird Stupid I just wish those two fat chicks would stop appearing at the top of my timeline! 😂 npub17mxj9lvlcmz9qgkx3jghdx4n7ecl4xz5nm7dnneyellkm7024gcsgw06kx Bird Stupid @npub17xr…7v9v you are so faggy. come by when you have no excuse to be in Pueblo, tho npub17mxj9lvlcmz9qgkx3jghdx4n7ecl4xz5nm7dnneyellkm7024gcsgw06kx Bird Stupid Dammit. I should have been doing laundry, not drugs npub17mxj9lvlcmz9qgkx3jghdx4n7ecl4xz5nm7dnneyellkm7024gcsgw06kx Bird Stupid I should have had a New Years party. Anyone in southern colorado? 🤔 npub17mxj9lvlcmz9qgkx3jghdx4n7ecl4xz5nm7dnneyellkm7024gcsgw06kx Bird Stupid @npub13at…quy9 Yeah, me too. I'm the peak season. Technologically savvy AND no hurt feelings 😂 npub17mxj9lvlcmz9qgkx3jghdx4n7ecl4xz5nm7dnneyellkm7024gcsgw06kx Bird Stupid @npub13at…quy9 LOL, no, boomer! npub17mxj9lvlcmz9qgkx3jghdx4n7ecl4xz5nm7dnneyellkm7024gcsgw06kx Bird Stupid @npub1vxy…m04k In a good way npub17mxj9lvlcmz9qgkx3jghdx4n7ecl4xz5nm7dnneyellkm7024gcsgw06kx Bird Stupid Damn, dis weed gassy af npub17mxj9lvlcmz9qgkx3jghdx4n7ecl4xz5nm7dnneyellkm7024gcsgw06kx Bird Stupid @npub1fvt…ywkw Well, yeah. And the crazy thing is that Irish mutt really came through despite being like 75% german npub17mxj9lvlcmz9qgkx3jghdx4n7ecl4xz5nm7dnneyellkm7024gcsgw06kx Bird Stupid @npub1fvt…ywkw I'm a little of both, thank you npub17mxj9lvlcmz9qgkx3jghdx4n7ecl4xz5nm7dnneyellkm7024gcsgw06kx Bird Stupid @npub143j…h9ad Fa!rlife chocolate milk. Half the sugar so I can drink twice as much 😂 npub17mxj9lvlcmz9qgkx3jghdx4n7ecl4xz5nm7dnneyellkm7024gcsgw06kx Bird Stupid LSD and 40 oz. of chocolate milk. Dinner of champions npub17mxj9lvlcmz9qgkx3jghdx4n7ecl4xz5nm7dnneyellkm7024gcsgw06kx Bird Stupid God, all this guy does is quote sports stats at me. npub17mxj9lvlcmz9qgkx3jghdx4n7ecl4xz5nm7dnneyellkm7024gcsgw06kx Bird Stupid @npub1wxf…fr3c I think you meant “get with the *end* times” npub17mxj9lvlcmz9qgkx3jghdx4n7ecl4xz5nm7dnneyellkm7024gcsgw06kx Bird Stupid Coming head to head with others’ cognitive dissonance today. Just because you’ve done something a long time or for a living doesn’t mean you’re necessarily good at it npub17mxj9lvlcmz9qgkx3jghdx4n7ecl4xz5nm7dnneyellkm7024gcsgw06kx Bird Stupid My prediction for 2024: No Agenda podcast ends when PayPal finally cuts off the show for hate speech or some other BS censorship excuse. npub17mxj9lvlcmz9qgkx3jghdx4n7ecl4xz5nm7dnneyellkm7024gcsgw06kx Bird Stupid @npub1gs9…evp8 The whole Trump primary ballot things to start, I guess npub17mxj9lvlcmz9qgkx3jghdx4n7ecl4xz5nm7dnneyellkm7024gcsgw06kx Bird Stupid Election season is off to a banger. Only 11 more months to go. npub17mxj9lvlcmz9qgkx3jghdx4n7ecl4xz5nm7dnneyellkm7024gcsgw06kx Bird Stupid @npub1cx7…5lhk Sounds like you were, too 😂 npub17mxj9lvlcmz9qgkx3jghdx4n7ecl4xz5nm7dnneyellkm7024gcsgw06kx Bird Stupid @npub1cx7…5lhk Happy Birthday! npub17mxj9lvlcmz9qgkx3jghdx4n7ecl4xz5nm7dnneyellkm7024gcsgw06kx Bird Stupid @npub143j…h9ad Dude, you can't get away from the fact that it's the uneven number of rotations in one orbit. It's all hypothetical anyway. It is what it is and ain't nobody changing yet. 😂 npub17mxj9lvlcmz9qgkx3jghdx4n7ecl4xz5nm7dnneyellkm7024gcsgw06kx Bird Stupid @npub143j…h9ad After about 180 years, northern hemisphere high temps and long days would be from December to March 😂 npub17mxj9lvlcmz9qgkx3jghdx4n7ecl4xz5nm7dnneyellkm7024gcsgw06kx Bird Stupid @npub143j…h9ad Then your seasons would subtly shift over a 365 year period. 😂 npub17mxj9lvlcmz9qgkx3jghdx4n7ecl4xz5nm7dnneyellkm7024gcsgw06kx Bird Stupid @npub143j…h9ad It would probably kill a lot of people just from fatigue. It would be like changing shifts on a job constantly. But not just for work, for social shit, too. You think people bitch about DST, I imagine there'd been sleep deprived maniacs burning shit down. npub17mxj9lvlcmz9qgkx3jghdx4n7ecl4xz5nm7dnneyellkm7024gcsgw06kx Bird Stupid @npub143j…h9ad We add the quarter day as a full day every 4 years (usually), but if you did not, noon would be happening 4 hours off each year, and would land in the middle of daylight every 4th year. Working a 9-5 job would make no sense under those conditions. Coordinating anything and even know what part of the day a given time was happening in the future would be tough to do without a technological crutch. npub17mxj9lvlcmz9qgkx3jghdx4n7ecl4xz5nm7dnneyellkm7024gcsgw06kx Bird Stupid @npub143j…h9ad Then the hours of the day would be fucked. 😂 npub17mxj9lvlcmz9qgkx3jghdx4n7ecl4xz5nm7dnneyellkm7024gcsgw06kx Bird Stupid @npub143j…h9ad Calendar layout is certainly imperfect, but that's just because we're trying to create nice even distribution of rotations of our sphere around the sun, but there are issues that make that not possible: 1. The earth tilts at 23.5 degrees wrt the sun 2. The max tilt angle we experience occurs shortly before perihelion and aphelion 3. It takes about 365.25 days to go around the sun, so not evenly divisible No calendar will ever really makes sense for the start date. It's all arbitrary npub17mxj9lvlcmz9qgkx3jghdx4n7ecl4xz5nm7dnneyellkm7024gcsgw06kx Bird Stupid @npub143j…h9ad I'd have to guess they split the difference between the solstice and when the earth reaches perihelion on January 5ish. npub17mxj9lvlcmz9qgkx3jghdx4n7ecl4xz5nm7dnneyellkm7024gcsgw06kx Bird Stupid @npub1wxf…fr3c @npub1gs9…evp8 LOL, instant mashed potatoes. This conversation is sort of sad, yet sort reassuring, too. I'm glad we universally agree that real mashed potatoes do not come out of a box. npub17mxj9lvlcmz9qgkx3jghdx4n7ecl4xz5nm7dnneyellkm7024gcsgw06kx Bird Stupid I'm not comfortable with "should" statements npub17mxj9lvlcmz9qgkx3jghdx4n7ecl4xz5nm7dnneyellkm7024gcsgw06kx Bird Stupid @npub10l0…y9fk @npub1v4t…w5q2 @npub1823…zdth @npub164q…gnqy Sounds like a good time being in the moment then npub17mxj9lvlcmz9qgkx3jghdx4n7ecl4xz5nm7dnneyellkm7024gcsgw06kx Bird Stupid @npub1s5d…wy9v I’m sorry you’re physically feeble then. Maybe go outside and get some vitamin D to help your deficient immune system there, champ npub17mxj9lvlcmz9qgkx3jghdx4n7ecl4xz5nm7dnneyellkm7024gcsgw06kx Bird Stupid @npub1s5d…wy9v It *IS* just a cold, you fucking retard. You just never had a name for the specific pathogen that gave you the cold. Stop being mentally feeble. You'll be okay physically npub17mxj9lvlcmz9qgkx3jghdx4n7ecl4xz5nm7dnneyellkm7024gcsgw06kx Bird Stupid @npub1m3f…ywg3 In bed by 9 PM! npub17mxj9lvlcmz9qgkx3jghdx4n7ecl4xz5nm7dnneyellkm7024gcsgw06kx Bird Stupid @npub1ymg…tqa2 Whatev Without plastic surgery I’d be ugly and lonely instead of gorgeous and lonely 😂 npub17mxj9lvlcmz9qgkx3jghdx4n7ecl4xz5nm7dnneyellkm7024gcsgw06kx Bird Stupid @npub1pfu…ljmm Yeah, totally sounds like he had it coming. @npub1yq4…qf5h npub17mxj9lvlcmz9qgkx3jghdx4n7ecl4xz5nm7dnneyellkm7024gcsgw06kx Bird Stupid @npub1vex…ajzw Noted. This is how I will forever remember you npub17mxj9lvlcmz9qgkx3jghdx4n7ecl4xz5nm7dnneyellkm7024gcsgw06kx Bird Stupid Shall not be infringed, motherfuckers https://static.noagendasocial.com/media_attachments/files/111/671/456/859/690/795/original/50a4bf6bfef85f79.jpeg