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2024-08-28 17:48:59

A dolphin is accused of assaulting and raping over 200 people on a stretch of beach near Wasaka Bay, Japan over a period of 5 years.
Remember, they may look cute but dolphins are just the pajeets of the sea
https://media.nicecrew.digital/9cc7c2455572bea3096c1a68f56022f36b6a060f0c9d0a9a5a70e64230791703.mp4

2024-08-27 21:06:59

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SAAR
https://media.nicecrew.digital/7c8866b565fec75cc5e406e0301681e1855e72a9ad0a518e6ff41141661cdd2f.mp4

2024-08-20 05:58:13

My intrusive thoughts when she is asleep and does that thing where she rolls on her stomach and puts her butt up:
https://media.nicecrew.digital/d248f728efcfaca4cb771e95674e33d8c53294d81d5ae002fba98db0b1f7f1a4.png

2024-08-18 20:32:09

I get the intention behind videos like this but this is stupid. You can't just grab the child and then hold up your phone like the pink ranger.
This happens in real life that dude walks away with another free kid and a cellphone
https://media.nicecrew.digital/616343dd8458536b94065f09f1f2b3015921e2e70a557ea6cfc1d99f43b0abe3.mp4

2024-08-18 04:38:38

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Spam was military grade. They designed it to pack as much protein and fat as possible. If you're on the move raw or fried spam will give you immediate energy. I wouldn't eat it a ton but if you're back is against the wall you could do way worse than fried spam sandwiches

2024-08-18 04:29:38

I can't prove it but I know pineapple niggers caused this
https://media.nicecrew.digital/35771a7233ecc2fe2248fe600a7880d6e88cad1b1b32ff2e7ce7647d1b75479f.jfif

2024-08-17 07:19:56

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You found more glowy stuff :D

2024-08-16 02:16:19

But if you post that meme of me we'll both be labeled soyjacks!
Kek said the frog, you knew what I was when you picked me up
https://media.nicecrew.digital/8d292815eebf79eafdec8f2b27c90701bf3edb46afddfadea8b14f0afed7052e.mp4

2024-08-14 04:34:20

I miss when this would have gotten this dude beaten to a bloody pulp and strangled with his own prayer rug
https://media.nicecrew.digital/2aeb08f5a12ad045e05e104d7de649c079521b3b2c94f7361a663a64049678f1.mp4

2024-08-14 04:27:07

"Yeah but if we accept minorities imagine how far we'll go!"
Meanwhile in Europe the influx of minorities forced the reinvention of the chastity belt

2024-08-13 02:32:28

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Not fixing it. Too funny

2024-08-12 16:42:55

YAY! New Zealand
https://media.nicecrew.digital/7ee581aa2f24c20e8352671ea8e72dc7913a9c1636d48c023c45852347c907c5.mp4

2024-08-12 04:02:57

Here is a video of a hornet eating a praying mantis while it eats a different hornet.
Nature is fucked up
https://media.nicecrew.digital/fd1f36df708a34d3e1d95c69972135a9cda3ca6bcbe49a204e58c2f2bf30477f.mp4

2024-08-11 20:45:17

https://media.nicecrew.digital/31e670c456c770bd665a65e99ee0d205a2c27fe318f4be4ce3599e0a4bed6961.webp

2024-08-11 07:18:34

"Fuck I'm an owl, use a witching ball" - me

2024-08-11 03:57:50

New favorite pizza unlocked: Green chili and pepperoni

2024-08-10 19:43:33

I can have a little samurai, as a treat

2024-08-10 04:42:49

No fucking way two men won gold and silver for women's boxing lololol

2024-08-10 00:30:01

[Boeing and DEI noises intensify]
https://media.nicecrew.digital/dc300b0056539d05d8d2af754e9d8987e076477b06375594934bae4e675d4f21.mp4

2024-08-09 16:39:09

Its alway "Heil Hitler" and never "Hi Hitler"
https://media.nicecrew.digital/717af35a79d21ca79c0bb3c3271cc32d08246611e601498dca32eed995cb3bad.png

2024-08-09 04:16:04

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And I love them all

2024-08-09 02:26:51

Venat: We should question the people that know Hermes
Me: Heard ya, on it.
Me: Hey you can you tell me why Hermes is a massive faggot?
Venat: No...no not like that

2024-08-09 00:56:45

Indians have superpowers but they are not a superpower
https://media.nicecrew.digital/7c37777ce7ac65e97c2c06220aed53040c1aeb0cf0f14a9f9b2515c6d07f9132.jfif

2024-08-08 23:29:30

https://media.nicecrew.digital/6b88c7f49955d9ecbf4cd4ae61c76f4594b01d93e716e6551473e5c034b4c9b2.jfif

2024-08-08 16:50:03

I apologize for my lengthy and unsolicited Tim Walz posting last night. It will happen again
https://media.nicecrew.digital/a1756aa37a4a75311517721c6878fd3ac1ec4b34991263b7196da0f76c959ec5.jpg

2024-08-08 00:05:28

https://media.nicecrew.digital/d81216df5956c3b5984f9aec86bc2f712e68c752865cd591fea39bd0b01892c4.jpg

2024-08-07 21:14:13

[Pixie on zoom call for work]
What she says: Keep up the good work
What she is thinking: Just do your fucking job you nigger

2024-08-07 17:20:58

https://media.nicecrew.digital/a996949771b2c18588df438a6516729538cc69f29a7812a2234981c6ad3fe2be.png

2024-08-06 18:04:06

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Yoshi P when he wakes up and chooses to nerf samurai again for no reason

2024-08-05 17:13:44

https://media.nicecrew.digital/cd7fee3fef34925c424a16d19259ab6dd9ad62eb255ce18f4620dd6deea69b5f.jpg

2024-08-04 22:54:55

I made Pixie come on my fishing trip
https://media.nicecrew.digital/b131eb7ecc710fe4c4beda12a4271d3781a1bc9dbb31749b45b3c9718a99735e.png

2024-08-04 18:42:06

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Did you do something to me while I was sleeping

2024-08-04 18:25:32

No one ever said you were cute to begin with
https://media.nicecrew.digital/34af721ef15dd2bbfe10afd0a5f36c6dd42f921db1469da6c52b77358b4503b2.jpg

2024-08-04 02:21:39

Pixie is taking me to a fancy Italian place so I wore my formal wifebeater

2024-08-03 05:46:20

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I'm gonna breed you a dragon. I have no idea where to buy the required bird eggs and alligator semen

2024-08-02 14:23:25

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Good morning. You thought you were gonna be slick and sneak out without waking me up by my Pixie is missing alarm went off

2024-07-31 17:36:27

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"When I use something I don't need to understand it" - African creed
This is why your fucking smoke detector chirps moon cricket

2024-07-31 01:33:53

What strip mall dojo do I have to go to so I can learn to do this
https://media.nicecrew.digital/1ca6d9713b09d33429e8c25054037d51c3be52e953c471ae3b37fcd55795afc2.mp4

2024-07-31 01:03:24

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I said about 30 seconds ago "She looks like a dollar store terminator" so yes I can see that

2024-07-31 00:58:41

If you're using that much headgear to shoot a fucking air pistol I don't care what world record you break you're still going in the locker ya fucking nerd
https://media.nicecrew.digital/a106eae1a520a2c64715ce4edc914a43c223a3e595a144543813d8034d13a37b.mp4

2024-07-30 21:56:37

Mobile game devs need to be medicated
https://media.nicecrew.digital/5f05136464b5b27f14dd9a27b3396758575dac2136b45ef36bb3033b1c374cce.mp4

2024-07-30 14:12:12

US: We've got a 6'9 tranny on our basketball team, we will surely win
China: Thats cute
https://media.nicecrew.digital/a02fd3ec25cbaf9850284b74fb794e9050c4024b096f8146f07b350a0071c2a6.mp4

2024-07-29 18:32:37

I'm gonna feed this guy 500,000 gil worth of Taco Bell and fly directly over those insufferable elf twins until something hilarious happens
https://media.nicecrew.digital/42ae7c2eb9193c05713c19eea3de5b96354f28710bedf5bbaf79265b7cc44c5b.png

2024-07-29 16:44:31

[a hyena cackles in the distance]
https://media.nicecrew.digital/64942a7cc7b28ff722393f973105b42e883b46c2d00447dd555a94232682f283.jfif

2024-07-28 19:47:14

Pixie has me addicted to an MMO, plz send help

2024-07-28 05:23:35

I am about to put my dick in these people's mashed potatoes
https://media.nicecrew.digital/2203c6fe6c9629a819c77afb45b44093213ed413776cdb940b0fef0bf0d4bce7.png

2024-07-28 03:40:53

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I don't allow you to live, I'm really not THAT mean

2024-07-24 17:21:36

Oh, the Mr Beast tranny was a pedophile...I'm shocked I tell you

2024-07-21 22:09:13

Cid's face as I scream "KICK THAT NIGGER ELF OFF THE AIRSHIP"
https://media.nicecrew.digital/e7aa66cfd7968e59f30abb279c909104ca6817d073cd60a35cf8ed961f8b68c1.png

2024-07-15 20:21:43

FF14 Quests be like:
We need you to kill a literal God, but before you do that we need you to brew some wine, go fight some bosses for a goblin cheese that smells like zombie feet and help some faggot get some new scissors

2024-07-14 19:54:51

https://media.nicecrew.digital/bf2a88610f285185626071e854e63aaf0156cbe9299602b0f89a17ae4aebfd06.png

2024-07-06 04:34:12

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No one uses metric. They pretend so they can mock us

2024-07-06 04:32:10

When you don't pay for the fresh air loicense:
https://media.nicecrew.digital/5824146107a3e3a8757a85cd852d9f87ef3e2a4c3d4f047c07bbf5025734cb38.jpg

2024-07-06 04:27:39

"I don't celebrate the 4th of July because America is dead and it sucks"
Me: I'm gonna call in an air strike on some niggers
https://media.nicecrew.digital/a351d2876281fc031d36bbe6e2862de55e0c241b27676afbe0ac1b77e9800833.mp4

2024-07-05 18:52:09

Repost to put an Italian in intensive care
https://media.nicecrew.digital/d1d454b1601cc8b23624a64cf71854333ce4501824a2d8acb78f78d8db1602ba.mp4

2024-07-04 23:00:04

I'm going back to ICQ
#note1cv6…hff8

2024-07-04 19:17:33

This is from the Washington State DOT.
I respect them for the troll tbh
https://media.nicecrew.digital/5380d5f302199ab2a82cdf0e262acd40671e5a4d3360a7279c772a3e92986658.mp4

2024-07-04 17:48:30

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She hallucinates because i always pee in H3 for maximum stealth
https://media.nicecrew.digital/017666ae43c4458ebee680b8e5ceaea3d0cbf1b2b5fbf76104ee075565dd701e.png

2024-07-04 17:45:55

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This is what happens when I give her drugs
https://media.nicecrew.digital/d64155e73c7eb90c305430f5339092374b6481fed148972988cad6890fdf4230.mp4

2024-07-04 04:53:54

https://media.nicecrew.digital/62bb49959ec37318485024ca8416537950765bb8af20217b8d930ca5c2000fde.gif

2024-07-04 04:08:23

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Wish granted
https://media.nicecrew.digital/b05d7b9cb38319e57dab8d822bde0567e8cbd21174a92778c228463a52801173.mp4

2024-07-03 22:35:49

Imagine spending 10k on a "masculinity" camp to go and do this shit. It'd actually be less gay if they just fucked
https://media.nicecrew.digital/8939098d8672fd1f4d4d42faee7616676177f31623fac708b2a32ddee9327e6c.mp4

2024-07-03 22:18:48

https://media.nicecrew.digital/23403cbd3bf14083005969558862e2e0527ef22f47ca0006806c2d273f0f8a72.mp4

2024-07-03 22:14:56

It looks like despite my repeated threats, slurs, insults and the mailing of 3 beehives and 2 hornets nests that Trump picked someone that wasn't Jeb
https://media.nicecrew.digital/e8391ab685d694b1bbe39ae432756e33dda8e6f2cda6fd40aadd3b7064d13e43.jpg

2024-07-03 19:03:45

Women when a guy under 6ft tries to talk to them:
https://media.nicecrew.digital/22591d74dff951d0a42dae2a82f55665a498b0758871a0ac7dcef8cdd176f63a.mp4

2024-07-03 05:18:45

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Finding a radio station on most of these would filter probably 40% of the population now

2024-07-02 23:24:12

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I refuse to take anyone that knows how to create a suit of armor with a buttfuck flap in it seriously

2024-07-02 17:46:28

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Gut morning baby

2024-07-02 05:50:04

I can't believe home depot called the cops on me after all the money I've spent there
https://media.nicecrew.digital/afa714c3809fd7c346a3a1e4bba68131d01af407e3071796de8ca75bdea3053c.mp4

2024-07-02 05:31:49

Thank you right-wing conservatives for giving women helpful, practical advice like...
*checks notes*
being a fucking whore during their 15 minutes of fame to make money. Very on brand for the conservative party
https://media.nicecrew.digital/4d2d6bbcff2f119d4627e96af5bb6c305be1b71e4bb531374882c9b8e65a6846.png

2024-07-02 02:46:30

Dunning-Kruger is a bitch
https://media.nicecrew.digital/fa405620d2fea02a424ff6f1ddbf7ae585aec7e571b39eb52905112925afd1d9.mp4

2024-07-01 20:53:45

French feminist women are for some reason mopping concrete topless because the "far right" is winning elections.
Feminists when anything goes wrong:
https://media.nicecrew.digital/c766c4d7bbab18144e76e16a7ccb193ac25d8fa9a06206ba7ceb35ebfbf75530.jpg

2024-07-01 20:24:37

I will be out of the office from July 8th to July 12th due to moving across the country to be with Pixie.
If anyone needs me, don't.
- Larrity

2024-06-30 21:46:25

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I need a minuteman missile for duck hunting

2024-06-30 21:42:01

[Snort]
https://media.nicecrew.digital/9e60550a2f9348eb47f39cd6c3c26841b2a06d2fa67c42a4145b533185377873.jpg

2024-06-30 03:18:12

And boom goes the dynamite
https://www.wfla.com/news/politics/biden-to-discuss-future-of-re-election-campaign-with-family-on-sunday/

2024-06-30 02:18:26

Hearing unconfirmed reports of people in Michigan getting these. Here we fucking go.
https://media.nicecrew.digital/b793532544b443b40549c65d7c193e9ee7e992d5ae6027b8ec7a3558673c99e4.jpg

2024-06-29 21:08:45

The European mind recoils in horror at this
https://media.nicecrew.digital/670e531f49e4d137db255a339b4050c207e95e9b9d246d534bd72605d6bc8b13.mp4

2024-06-29 18:54:18

Damn now I kinda wanna visit Istanbul (Not Constantinople)
https://media.nicecrew.digital/3441a48a06db0bc7b2289b2c51642f8d80521de8ea32b55fa4942f69aa4781ea.mp4

2024-06-29 01:53:10

The only time a President ever served two disconnected terms was Grover Cleveland 1885-1889 and 1893-1897

2024-06-29 00:11:53

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But we don't have THAT animal

2024-06-28 23:59:04

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So dramatic, we need one

2024-06-28 22:16:12

FUCKING EL OH EL
I PEED
https://media.nicecrew.digital/97082a625a30183380f345e58d2f5671094dff84c007d13af01ea817fe4396d7.mp4

2024-06-28 19:05:11

Leftists are losing it and I can't help it. I like when they cry.
"Every time CNN says something mean about Joe Biden I cut myself" kinda shit
https://media.nicecrew.digital/c2128c504623d20ffef5a9357fcd99a62aada839f7ff8afc1ae6c79ad7956a27.jpg

2024-06-28 18:53:02

Nigga
https://media.nicecrew.digital/709ff4fa09dca544f788bfb8c1746f7ebf79a075f78a7db280488fb78bdb7e68.jpg

2024-06-28 18:23:47

This is the way I'm gonna die, the caption even fucks up and says @npub1kt6…jyp0
https://media.nicecrew.digital/d298e4982dc1f2338544ddc3f4528b8de35d8c5dbde9e6121985b0b1ef310428.mp4

2024-06-28 08:15:59

The most heated part of the debate was them arguing over who sucks more at golf

2024-06-28 07:36:29

Trump's newest ad is just 95 seconds of footage from the debate
https://media.nicecrew.digital/47e6d19cc60e0ef8fc56539b425a3a25fcdf082f07b1ce57c56ee9ec6b2d5fdd.mp4

2024-06-28 07:32:52

If we'd just elected Jeb in 2016 we'd have already conquered Canada and Quebec by now

2024-06-28 07:29:13

Democrats furiously googling: How late can we legally switch candidates

2024-06-28 07:13:51

Kamala Harris insisting that Biden only went senile when he took the stage tonight and that he has been fine for 3.5 years
https://media.nicecrew.digital/4277077b8285feaf17b11260799b81fbf384ee765c9f086c9905ff9a7f823ece.mp4

2024-06-28 06:15:44

Leftists panicking now that they understood they have almost literally supported an unwrapped mummy for 4 years

2024-06-28 06:10:40

They are straight up just gonna General Hospital this nigga, the next debate is just going to have Gavin Newsom walk out and an announce be like "The part of Joe Biden will now be played by..."
https://media.nicecrew.digital/2e87577507df1e23e113bb6c0418066b6a614071791224e1f23c8d662989cb9e.jpg

2024-06-28 06:05:28

This nigger got a gold star like he is in kindergarten lol
https://media.nicecrew.digital/7b59a185a95a930b4728660714d6ceb88f96a91b316e48ea477af6d6f40065a2.mp4

2024-06-28 05:13:06

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We're just too hawt

2024-06-28 05:12:54

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[End of the debate]
CNN: we've just been informed Joe Biden has AIDs.

2024-06-28 05:01:00

Keep some things in mind.
1. It was that bad with CNN having a 2 minutes delay
2. The questions were hand picked by CNN
3. Literally everything in this debate was stacked in Joe Biden's favor and that was absolutely the best the they could do

2024-06-28 04:55:27

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I love that the guy just chokes that manlet out and then throws him down, walks off to enjoy a meal like nothing happened

2024-06-28 04:52:55

That was the worst debate Trump has ever had and he still almost put Biden in a fucking coma.
Live footage:
https://media.nicecrew.digital/6ceb50437eb5679d1730917bc796d7968ae85b4cc00f2b1a2abc6f80e5cdff63.mp4

2024-06-28 02:45:17

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10 for 6 pair