Just a guy, on the spectrum with a tendency towards creating uncomfortable silences and the odd social faux pas Originally from as far from the sea as you can get in England, now living nearer the coast in a part of Wales. I will randomly comment on your toots, I will be attempting jokes, sarcasm and dark humour of the obscure pop culture kind. #InvisibleDisabilities #Depression #Anxiety #Autism #Neurodivergent #Humour #Sarcasm #Drummer #ExComedian #ExGoth #ExMetalHead #Gamer #RetroGamer
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Last Notes npub1l0j7l20e4gt82ekltfuc79t4nrncpu4nv5kwl9tccfpcpl7hk9sqtqxquv Anomnomnomaly 🇬🇧 @npub17vj…g088 Gremlins, I saw it as a kid and watch it every xmas eve as an adult. npub1l0j7l20e4gt82ekltfuc79t4nrncpu4nv5kwl9tccfpcpl7hk9sqtqxquv Anomnomnomaly 🇬🇧 Friend: You claim to be tolerant of all sexualities and genders... But what if you found out a close friend has been hiding the fact that they're gay. Me: Well, for starters I'd stop taking the piss out of him for not having a girlfriend... and instead mock him for not having a boyfriend. npub1l0j7l20e4gt82ekltfuc79t4nrncpu4nv5kwl9tccfpcpl7hk9sqtqxquv Anomnomnomaly 🇬🇧 We all come from dust We all return to dust That's why I don't dust. It could be some one I know npub1l0j7l20e4gt82ekltfuc79t4nrncpu4nv5kwl9tccfpcpl7hk9sqtqxquv Anomnomnomaly 🇬🇧 After 14yrs, the RickRoll is no more. It's finally been taken down. Another internet meme bites the dust. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ just shows an error msg now. 😞 https://files.mastodonapp.uk/media_attachments/files/112/620/636/893/607/142/original/3d1541566f83a388.jpeg npub1l0j7l20e4gt82ekltfuc79t4nrncpu4nv5kwl9tccfpcpl7hk9sqtqxquv Anomnomnomaly 🇬🇧 #Coffee because anger management therapy is too fucking expensive. https://files.mastodonapp.uk/media_attachments/files/112/615/608/375/853/311/original/9a11b3a40f66e02a.jpg npub1l0j7l20e4gt82ekltfuc79t4nrncpu4nv5kwl9tccfpcpl7hk9sqtqxquv Anomnomnomaly 🇬🇧 @npub1nhw…g2sy Ah yes... the days when Sony thought it was a great idea to make controllers look like Hitachi 'massagers' 🤣 npub1l0j7l20e4gt82ekltfuc79t4nrncpu4nv5kwl9tccfpcpl7hk9sqtqxquv Anomnomnomaly 🇬🇧 The English language has two different terms for words adopted into it. I've mentioned 'Loanwords; previously. These are words imported in their original form. Hors D'ourves for example. There are also 'calque' words which are translated from the original language, such as 'beer garden' Ironically, 'calque' is a 'loanword' whilst 'loanword' is a 'calque' from the German word 'lehnwort' #TodayILearned #TheMoreYouKnow npub1l0j7l20e4gt82ekltfuc79t4nrncpu4nv5kwl9tccfpcpl7hk9sqtqxquv Anomnomnomaly 🇬🇧 Previously, posts on Twitter were called Tweets or Tweeting. Now it's called X, I suggest we call posts on there Xcrements #Birdsite #TwiterShouldDieAlready npub1l0j7l20e4gt82ekltfuc79t4nrncpu4nv5kwl9tccfpcpl7hk9sqtqxquv Anomnomnomaly 🇬🇧 Me: knock knock People at my door: Who's there? Me: Atheists People at my door: Atheis..... Me: Just kidding, Atheists don't go round knocking on peoples doors peddling their imaginary magical sky daddy. People at my door: You could have just politely said no Me: You could have just politely fucked off and not bothered anyone ever again... But here we are anyway. npub1l0j7l20e4gt82ekltfuc79t4nrncpu4nv5kwl9tccfpcpl7hk9sqtqxquv Anomnomnomaly 🇬🇧 Interviewer: Congratulations, we'd like to offer you the position. The pay starts at 30,000 but later it goes up to 40,000 Me: OK, I'll start later then. Interviewer: What? npub1l0j7l20e4gt82ekltfuc79t4nrncpu4nv5kwl9tccfpcpl7hk9sqtqxquv Anomnomnomaly 🇬🇧 @npub17vj…g088 🛌 🥱 💼 🚶 🐕 🥧 🥔 🕹️ 🍿 🥱 🛏️ npub1l0j7l20e4gt82ekltfuc79t4nrncpu4nv5kwl9tccfpcpl7hk9sqtqxquv Anomnomnomaly 🇬🇧 Ex: I want to go shopping Me: What do you need? Ex: I don't know I just want to have a look Me: So several hours of mooching around looking at stuff you won't be buying whilst I stand around being bored out of my mind then? Ex: (sigh)... fine, I'll drop you at daycare Me getting excited: Oooh... yes please. The daycare https://files.mastodonapp.uk/media_attachments/files/112/347/731/076/406/633/original/c6f8e87792c04390.jpeg npub1l0j7l20e4gt82ekltfuc79t4nrncpu4nv5kwl9tccfpcpl7hk9sqtqxquv Anomnomnomaly 🇬🇧 I've decided to call my attempts at cleaning... the roomba method. I wander about in a seemingly random manner, cleaning random spots poorly, until I run out of power or I get stuck (distracted). At the end of this roomba session, things are a little cleaner... but not actually clean and I'm either exhausted or happy with something shiny and interesting. #ActuallyAutistic #AutisticAttemptsAtCleaning npub1l0j7l20e4gt82ekltfuc79t4nrncpu4nv5kwl9tccfpcpl7hk9sqtqxquv Anomnomnomaly 🇬🇧 I bring a kind of silly goose vibe to mastodon... the kind that serious geese just wouldn't understand. npub1l0j7l20e4gt82ekltfuc79t4nrncpu4nv5kwl9tccfpcpl7hk9sqtqxquv Anomnomnomaly 🇬🇧 The Lord is my shepherd He shaves my back to make blankets for the homeless. npub1l0j7l20e4gt82ekltfuc79t4nrncpu4nv5kwl9tccfpcpl7hk9sqtqxquv Anomnomnomaly 🇬🇧 If you look really closely, you can also see a bowl of petunias. #WhenYouGetIt #DouglasAddams #HHGTTG https://files.mastodonapp.uk/media_attachments/files/112/151/510/973/898/087/original/8b2bbf4282cb9164.jpeg npub1l0j7l20e4gt82ekltfuc79t4nrncpu4nv5kwl9tccfpcpl7hk9sqtqxquv Anomnomnomaly 🇬🇧 Does anyone else find it weird that a woman lied over 2 thousand years ago about how she got pregnant and now I get to have some new socks and a toblerone every December. #BadJokes #SorryNotSorry npub1l0j7l20e4gt82ekltfuc79t4nrncpu4nv5kwl9tccfpcpl7hk9sqtqxquv Anomnomnomaly 🇬🇧 @npub1k6h…0wx7 Gremlins and then Scrooged for me... Die Hard is for Xmas day, I sneak it on whilst people are busy in the kitchen... and by the time they come in and sit down... it's too late. 😆 npub1l0j7l20e4gt82ekltfuc79t4nrncpu4nv5kwl9tccfpcpl7hk9sqtqxquv Anomnomnomaly 🇬🇧 You know what I really, really, really want in the black friday sales this year. Cheaper groceries.