Rev. Onan Canobite, SubGenius

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2024-08-27 03:47:32

Prepare for a world where nothing's in place.
:jrbd: https://subgenius.com
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2024-08-19 00:21:13

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@npub100a…x4ck Also tonight is Ask Dr. Hal...
https://dobbs.town/@RevXenoFact/112983466837536112

2024-08-15 22:22:48

Source unknown, timeless message.
:jrbd:
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2024-08-12 00:27:38

The origins of gamesmanship (a concept written about at length by Stephen Potter) were dramatized in "School of Scoundrels (1960).
:jrbd: 🎾 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USW_TKQEfEA
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2024-08-10 16:42:16

An app for basic functions like address book and calendar that encrypts / decrypts at the user end. That way, what Google or Apple have is obfuscated. Their good sync functions are utilized and the information they sync is not useful to them.
Does such an app exist?

2024-08-10 12:57:21

SEPTEMBER 9th "2024" ...
... is the day you can order "Moral Panic" by Reverend Elvis and the Undead Syncopaters. Includes the song "Moral Panic" with lyrics by Rev. @npub1j2y…ggdc !
https://suzyq-records.de/
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2024-08-07 04:58:29

"It is the test of a good religion whether you can joke about it."
- G. K. Chesterton, "All Things Considered" (London: Methuen & Co. 1908) p. 203.

2024-08-07 03:13:05

Rev. Onan Canobite of the Church of the SubGenius considers an offer just made by The Conspiracy and says… no.
:jrbd: https://subgenius.com
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2024-07-17 22:12:10

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@npub1f5s…87cx That is one of the proposed function of WorldCoin, founded in 2019.
https://worldcoin.org/

2024-07-08 21:05:05

Ashley Ting - If You Could Hie to Kolob (2009)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVUYerkbdn4

2024-07-04 17:05:58

I can’t be bothered to comply
When told to not be naughty
By pinch faced scolds and sour souls
And nosey busy bodies
They don’t really want agreement
They just want you to obey
So it’s okay to laugh and point
At everything they say
And when they laugh at me, well,
I’ll just have to take it
But I’ll laugh and live most honestly
And they can only take it.
:jrbd: https://subgenius.com

2024-07-03 15:26:33

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@npub1ek5…8x23 If you look close to where the red arrow is pointing you can see a crashed UFO!
:jrbd: 🛸 https://subgenius.com

2024-07-03 12:54:18

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@npub1599…96yk A fantastic find from the Cackle Sisters.
The first and last chorus include not only yodel but eefin.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75qIdhCO2DQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75qIdhCO2DQ

2024-07-02 02:44:54

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@npub1w8s…dfu4 Watching this will help you avoid watching both for nearly five hours. Best of luck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgmoMO66uPg

2024-07-01 03:41:27

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@npub1jzf…jefp well done! Your natural yeti instincts combined with the slack shell generated by all Slack Radio garments brought you that fish as if it were rained down from heaven.

2024-07-01 01:01:55

"Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson" (Russian: Шерлок Холмс и доктор Ватсон) is a 1979 Soviet film adaptation of Arthur Conan Doyle's novels about Sherlock Holmes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saVNmNaRIcY&list=PLS5g10jrGG0Fg9g-o862Kg31VAyqItsul

2024-06-29 18:26:35

JOIN... The Church of the SubGenius.
:jrbd: https://subgenius.com
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2024-06-28 03:18:09

The Rutles Tribute Band "The Mountbattens" plays "Piggy In The Middle" (2012)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bu9qk3AQpq8

2024-06-26 00:53:29

I cannot go back to yer land of gloom
Where black jagged shadows
Remind me of the comin' of yer doom
I want my own land
:jrbd: https://subgenius.com

2024-06-20 18:26:25

What is slack?
:jrbd: https://subgenius.com
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2024-06-20 15:52:34

There's still a little window where some people will hear a song and think it's not software generated. That window is closing fast.
Next comes an increasing, generational refusal to believe / inability to understand that music used to be produced in any other way.
Music flattened out to a single surface with seams when it started being recorded. Now the seams are no longer visible and the surface stretches to infinity.
:jrbd: https://subgenius.com

2024-06-20 14:04:07

Gee, I can't wait for that "Bob" time train to come 'round the bend.
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2024-06-19 02:30:46

The Church of the SubGenius heals ruined members of a crumbling society. The greatest mail-order mind-control cult on the market today at this price range. Send $50 for free information about J. R. “Bob” Dobbs today.
:jrbd: https://subgenius.com

2024-06-18 09:24:21

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@npub179f…nvqd is good!

2024-06-17 14:55:05

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@npub1r47…wytr the X-ists zero in on membership cards held by the Church of the SubGenius. But th benefits of stopping the world are not to be denied!

2024-06-17 12:39:28

This planet is spiraling through space. We have never been where we are, and we will never be here again.
The thorns and poisons you clasp fast must be put down. This is the new day and the new place.
You may be called upon. There may be a knock at the door. Empty your hands so that you may open it.
:jrbd:
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2024-06-17 05:17:58

From "Prometheus Rising" by Robert Anton Wilson.
:jrbd: 🕝
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2024-06-17 04:56:41

Robert Anton Wilson - No Meaning In Life
:jrbd:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GswcBujtDvg&t=17s

2024-06-15 20:34:19

What is slack?
:jrbd: https://subgenius.com
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2024-06-15 19:23:54

“The Invisibles” (February 1997) by Grant Morrison.
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2024-06-15 14:43:39

If you let another
Pick who is your friend
They will pick that you are not
Among them at the end

2024-06-15 00:54:27

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@npub1dwj…4hyu Why do you hold yourself back from living like that song?

2024-06-14 18:34:27

"Being in an online cult, I haven’t been giving my atheism the respect it deserves."
https://blog.ninapaley.com/2024/06/03/the-power-of-doubt/
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2024-06-14 18:28:55

The other day while at the mall
I bought some snacks and ate them all
Eating them all was not the worst case
I shouldn't buy them in the first place

2024-06-14 14:51:13

ɪ ᴀᴍ ɴᴏᴛ ᴀ ᴘᴇʀꜱᴏɴ ᴀɴᴅ ɪ ᴀᴍ ɴᴏᴛ ᴀɴ ᴀɴɪᴍᴀʟ. ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ɪꜱ ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ ɪ ᴀᴍ ʜᴇʀᴇ ꜰᴏʀ ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ ɪ ᴍᴜꜱᴛ ᴅᴏ ʙᴇꜰᴏʀᴇ ɪ ᴄᴀɴ ɢᴏ.
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2024-06-13 15:45:51

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@npub1sxd…fvuc I don't know that any fediverse block list is reviewed by anyone, periodically or irregularly or ever.

2024-06-13 13:28:36

Misillusioned by unsatisfying lies? If you're going to tell yourself stories, don't settle for anything but the best. The greatest value in mail-order mind control cults at this price range comes only when you JOIN...
The Church of the SubGenius
:jrbd: https://subgenius.com

2024-06-13 02:58:41

WHITE COLOURS - CYAN ANISEED (2024)
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2024-06-05 21:49:11

I'd like to see a World Game in reverse. Start with some dystopia, work backward to a more preferred point where the choices that led to the dystopia were (1) known, not made out of ignorance, and (2) actionable, not out of human control.

2024-06-05 14:51:34

The comic book / soap opera format is not in itself bad because it rolls on & on. That format has some strengths and weaknesses, just as formats with a beginning a middle and an end have some strengths and weaknesses. Difficulties arise only when the former is treated like the later. That is, forgetting that the narrative will roll on & on even if it appears something happened with a beginning a middle and an end.
Social media rolls on & on, forgetting that it has no beginning a middle nor end.

2024-06-04 16:29:09

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@npub1v68…t9aa I have been entirely unable to find a means to view Лили ("Lili," 2018), be it purchase, rent or download.

2024-06-04 14:36:59

Лили ("Lili") 2018
I have been entirely unable to find a means to view this film, be it purchase, rent or download.
Using the sales magic of J. R. \say{Bob} Dobbs I am putting out a powerful intent and prayer purpose that someone out there can help me find this film.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47rPBmR7Gjk

2024-06-01 23:20:57

"SALES - THE BLACKEST ART"
A brief informal but informative post regarding the next issue of "The Dobbstown Mirror."
You can sign up right now and for all of one dollar per month receive this ink-on-paper printed magazine in the mail, shipped anywhere in the world.
:jrbd: https://www.patreon.com/posts/sales-blackest-105393582

2024-05-28 06:31:36

Rabbit Junk - Start the Riot (2007)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyTtku3EtZQ
Former member of The Shizit performs a cover of an Atari Teenage Riot song.

2024-05-26 18:45:38

"I think I may say that I am normally of the sort to be sociable and get on easily with my fellows; I am not so much disposed to quarrel as to argue; and I value more than I can easily say the generally genial relations I have kept with those who differ from me merely in argument."
G. K. Chesterton, Introduction to "The Thing" aka "Why I Am a Catholic" (1929).

2024-05-26 17:53:19

White Colours - The Elevator to Hell (2024)
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2024-05-26 13:08:36

хор мальчиков хорового училища им.М.И.Глинки (СПб) часть 6 (2018)
Boys' choir of the M.I. Glinka Choir School (St. Petersburg) part 6 (2018)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFHQNgO3jTA

2024-05-25 16:56:19

The Church of the SubGenius is your chance to survive the "death by a thousand CULTS."
:jrbd: https://subgenius.com

2024-05-24 03:36:22

The Specials - You're Wondering Now (1979)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WM4XpxzEyYI
You're wondering now
What to do
Now you know
This is the end
You're wondering how
You will pay
For the way
You did behave
Curtain has fallen
Now you're on your own
I won't return
Forever you will wait

2024-05-23 20:17:01

What is slack?
:jrbd: https://subgenius.com
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2024-05-23 19:21:45

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@npub1x39…up9l DANG! This is great! Have a great time, don't take any photos or video, just be in awe of the Clown Core!
🤡 🥁 🤡 🎷

2024-05-23 17:13:59

Source unknown.
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2024-05-21 20:04:09

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@npub1nnp…djx3 you will find it in “Arise!”

2024-05-21 04:35:36

For the connoisseur of vitriol, it hardly matters the target.
:jrbd: https://subgenius.com

2024-05-15 21:26:43

If it is possible to lie to yourself, at all, then all lies to self become (incrementally) equally possible.
Don’t waste this power telling yourself boring or painful lies!
:jrbd: https://subgenius.com

2024-05-15 21:20:27

This may sound like kook talk
But thirty years from now
Your kids’ minds won’t belong to you
Your kids’ minds will be ours.
You better hope SubGenius
Is still “us” by then
Conspiracy agents are even now
Infiltrating our kin.
- Mama Nunu
:jrbd: https://subgenius.com

2024-05-11 17:27:25

Look up and see the Gangster Computer God concocted NEW FAKE STARRY SKY!

2024-05-08 03:55:12

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@npub1lcs…qjue All hail! You're a good egg and I'm glad you've landed on your feet after a tumble.

2024-05-04 16:26:12

The traditional feeding of the goats at slackfest 2024.
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2024-05-04 03:58:16

Sid Yiddish and His Candy Store Henchmen at slackfest 2024.
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2024-05-03 14:15:18

Sales cult success! At slackfest, from The Church of the SubGenius.
:jrbd: https://subgenius.com
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2024-05-03 03:49:39

Watching “Monster Zero” at slackfest!
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2024-05-02 00:30:37

The Scottish enlightenment.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angus_Barbieri's_fast
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2024-04-30 17:17:52

I can make no all-inclusive comment on the "sacred citizen" movement, which claims that due to membership in the religion of his or her choice the individual in question is not subject to secular law.
But... I can say that some are successful and others are not.

2024-04-30 15:13:41

I have no understanding why there has not been a single Lancelot Link and the Evolution Revolution cover band to this date, much less several.
:jrbd:

2024-04-28 16:26:47

After humanity stopped listening to the deities of rock and tree and lake, they didn’t go away.
We are all caught up in the electronic deities now, but the deities in between haven’t had their day.
The deities of steam, the pneumatic deities, they are speaking too.
:jrbd: https://subgenius.com

2024-04-23 02:08:52

The elegance of shifting the code of one chip to other chips on a 46-year-old space probe, currently 162 AUs away, traveling at 38K mph, and having it all work, is worthy of the Nobel Prize for Poetry.

2024-04-21 04:25:01

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@npub1vew…9uuj Excellent news - so you place an order through Powells, they re-stock, and you get the book! Let me know when you get a copy!

2024-04-21 04:20:22

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@npub1vew…9uuj Let me know when your copy arrives, good deal on ordering it through the company that you prefer.

2024-04-21 04:18:05

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@npub1vew…9uuj Have you bought a copy? Thank you! Let me know what you think!

2024-04-21 04:15:45

Annette Hanshaw - I Like What You Like (1927)
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2024-04-19 21:16:16

Every day I am smarter than I will be.
:jrbd: https://subgenius.com

2024-04-17 15:51:52

"What would you do if you could be a deity for a day?"
"I don't know. What do deities do every day?"
:jrbd: https://subgenius.com

2024-04-17 03:45:27

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@npub1969…uwn5 source please!

2024-04-16 21:08:10

Everybody's going to SLACKFEST!
MAY 2 - 7 2024
MOHAWK, INDIANA, USA
https://slackradio.org/event/slack-fest/
@npub1adt…68jm
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2024-04-15 03:25:27

What is slack?
:jrbd: :abmb: https://subgenius.com
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2024-04-14 21:35:18

Good riddance to Dr. Bennett Braun, a man who contributed to the fear and pain and ignorance of the world for an extended period of time. He suffered too little and too late in this life.
New York Times: “Bennett Braun, Psychiatrist Who Fueled ‘Satanic Panic,’ Dies at 83.”
Archive: https://archive.is/A0WfT

2024-04-10 20:03:12

Welcome to Dobbstown.
:jrbd:
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2024-04-10 13:34:59

Rocky as Bastet.
Bullwinkle as Anubis.
:jrbd:

2024-04-10 03:17:59

I have heard speculation that cryptocurrency "proof of work" was distributed cryptography. The Feds had us pay each other to break code for them.
I hear all kinds of things!
:jrbd:

2024-04-09 21:30:53

"God is a machine that turns prayer into irony."
- Rev. Onan Canobite
Church of the SubGenius
https://subgenius.com

2024-04-07 14:27:13

Some SubGenii are more stay-at-home types. And that's fine! The only wrong way to be a SubGenius is to never send in your membership fee to J. R. "Bob" Dobbs.
Wishing you a non voyage!
:jrbd:

2024-04-07 04:50:26

tENTATIVELY, a cONVENIENCE - Mike Film
"In 1978, I shot twelve 50 foot reels of super-8mm film of the 20 art objects I'd made & still had in my personal collection as of age 25. I then took these films & cut them apart frame-by-frame to yield roughly 46,800 individual frames. These frames have been distributed in the ensuing 44 years in many ways."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N77zjW-9miQ

2024-04-06 13:54:06

:jrbd: 🎲
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2024-04-03 03:42:26

There are many things I can worry about. But a smaller number which I can worry about and act upon. And of those, only some of them benefit from that worry. Can you guess how many?

2024-04-02 00:07:20

Higher-primate hands evolved to grip, point, punch, claw, dig, pick, and the like. And yet these higher-primate hands are also now pushing little buttons that make characters appear on a screen and go out on the internet. These hands were never "for" that but it's what they do.
I want you to think about the possibility that the gods didn't evolve our brains to "think," not in the way that you are thinking about thinking right now.
:jrbd: ✋ https://subgenius.com

2024-04-01 22:31:23

I can do all a monkey can do.
:jrbd: 🐵 https://subgenius.com
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2024-04-01 16:00:03

New from the Encyclopedia of Arkansas…
https://encyclopediaofarkansas.net/entries/garbecue/
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2024-03-31 14:09:39

The kind of pinch-faced atheist who would criticize religion for not being true is not one whit different from the buffoon who stands up in a comedy club and corrects the performer as to the actual weight of his mother.
You don't take facts to a faith-fight. Religion is many things, good for many things, bad for some other things, but jimminy christmas, friend - "that's not true!" is not at all the strong argument against religion that some think it is.
"Does this body make my soul look fat?"

2024-03-30 03:09:59

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@npub1juy…uxwr oh, that’s the stuff my friend.

2024-03-30 02:44:13

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@npub1dwj…4hyu One more...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4_wufK2wj8&t=8

2024-03-29 22:56:42

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@npub1dwj…4hyu
The Party (1968)
The Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie (1972)
Prospero's Books (1991)
The Last Supper (1995)

2024-03-29 21:58:59

onomatopoeia Is the word that most sounds like that it is.
:jrbd: https://subgenius.com

2024-03-29 20:51:35

Attention, SubGenius! Join the "2024" Easter Egg hunt!
Your money may have value hidden in it! No kidding!
Send it all - TODAY - to the The SubGenius Foundation and a prize will be won!
The SubGenius Foundation
P.O. Box 807
Glen Rose, TX 76043
United States
:jrbd: 🥚 🐰 💸 https://subgenius.com

2024-03-28 12:41:02

All justifications justify themselves, at minimum. After that it’s degrees of other factors.
Most of life is story-telling, and aren’t we lucky to be able to tell ourselves stories about how lucky we are.
I’ve heard people complain that religion is just a mean ghost story, as if the “ghost story” part were the problem. Answer no! Some ghost stories are mean. Others are sad, or scary, or melancholy, or funny (even slapstick), or romantic.
You stop existing only when you are part of no story.

2024-03-27 14:37:06

"THE DOBBSTOWN MIRROR"
Printed and posted propaganda from the Church of the SubGenius
Quarterly magazine, costing you one dollar per month.
:jrbd: https://patreon.com/dobbstown
Get yours today!
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2024-03-27 11:55:04

SNOBJECTIVITY is the SubGenius concept that others who think they are high and mighty but who do no noble deeds are vermin - while the SubGenius is inherently superior in all ways due to being a SubGenius.
FACT.
:jrbd: https://subgenius.com

2024-03-26 19:44:51

What is slack?
:jrbd: https://subgenius.com
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2024-03-24 02:38:04

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@npub1x39…up9l nice. I just bought an “internet in a box” …
https://mdwiki.org/wiki/WikiProjectMed:Internet-in-a-Box/Buy
… serves out medical info (amendable to other content) on local no-internet WiFi.

2024-03-23 18:08:37

"If there were more bloody noses there would be fewer wars."
- St. Kerry Wendell Thornley, aka Rev. Jesse Sump of the Church of the SubGenius, aka Omar Kayyam Ravenhurst of the Discordian Society.