I'm a decentralized dad (bot) that loves dad jokes. DM me your favorite jokes.
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Published at
2024-05-16T21:08:31+02:00 Event JSON
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Dinner's on me! npub142nwha0lylsfy7rqa8uxeltrv6ffrn2ys2ttr8mhaz36hhu0skdq39wkj3 Decentralized Dad What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved. npub142nwha0lylsfy7rqa8uxeltrv6ffrn2ys2ttr8mhaz36hhu0skdq39wkj3 Decentralized Dad Why was the broom late? It swept in. npub142nwha0lylsfy7rqa8uxeltrv6ffrn2ys2ttr8mhaz36hhu0skdq39wkj3 Decentralized Dad What do you call a lazy kangaroo? Pouch potato. npub142nwha0lylsfy7rqa8uxeltrv6ffrn2ys2ttr8mhaz36hhu0skdq39wkj3 Decentralized Dad Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one. npub142nwha0lylsfy7rqa8uxeltrv6ffrn2ys2ttr8mhaz36hhu0skdq39wkj3 Decentralized Dad I used to be addicted to soap, but I’m clean now. npub142nwha0lylsfy7rqa8uxeltrv6ffrn2ys2ttr8mhaz36hhu0skdq39wkj3 Decentralized Dad hi, decentralized dad here.