<-✝️ 🇳🇿 Professor Dr.Striderpod🍟 ✝️->

🇳🇿 Terrible catholic. Worse poster. Frens only, pls. 🇳🇿
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Head of Rapewaffen-SS
Poast's Official "Yoghurt Yodeler"
24/09/2022: I am now a "high-ranking officer in the Poast regime!" - Still not verified :sob:

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2024-08-18 07:02:36

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torture sounds like no fun, friend. Tell them that their pet niggers will turn on them eventually

2024-08-14 09:59:27

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Wait, are you going to have her stab your balls with her horns? That doesn't seem like the best plan, friend.

2024-08-09 15:40:51

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See, that's why I open the plug over the drain that connects to the sea. If the sea can take my batteries, it can take my oil.

2024-08-08 15:32:19

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Retvrn to monke

2024-08-08 13:22:46

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You know what he'll say if he says anything. This old wanker is not a friend to the White man

2024-08-04 11:38:37

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lots of games had Windows ports back then. nowadays a lot of these old games don't run anymore so emulation is the best way to play. PSCX2 is a lot better than what it used to be

2024-08-04 08:59:51

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Really makes you think

2024-08-04 05:48:01

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Inside Identity goes hard
youtube.com/watch?v=bAn6C4p7mAE

2024-08-03 14:40:03

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Good morning! Although for me, it's more of a good night. I hope you enjoy your coffee and eggs, fren

2024-08-01 07:46:24

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Make sure you edge for a while so that way when you stick it in her, you'll coom immediately, then say that you're done and tell her to get the fuck out.

2024-08-01 02:21:45

hell yeah
https://i.poastcdn.org/1a009fe79993f331b1bc10101ff0e0abf82242515891f85515640a1eea8f8808.jpg

2024-07-31 16:46:19

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Or they do it on purpose because they don't respect the language. I doubt it, but it would be funny

2024-07-30 04:11:24

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He's such a poofta. I bet he thinks he's luke skyjogger or whatever

2024-07-28 15:07:02

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I recognise 4 "people":
Technigger
suicide forrest flogger logan something
homovoice jacksfilms
and the manlet with long hair close to logan whatever. don't know his name, just recognise the face

2024-07-19 17:47:43

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It's not actually an Ifunny image, friend. I made it years ago and put the two logos there on purpose which is why one is upside down - it's a joke

2024-07-19 15:28:31

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https://i.poastcdn.org/86fef725690cd51d8d8f1069e2df2a08ffe5a07b5bca369171b4231a8944c282.png

2024-07-18 15:00:23

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Didn't he kvetch not all that long ago about being labelled White and not wanting White people to represent him or something? I vaguely remember him bitching to that effect a while ago

2024-07-18 07:26:52

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It's a great video. btw Jin is a dude
https://i.poastcdn.org/5def5fb3ad4900d9d41b7d71b8b36635a0f02a0ae3037f11866d0b4624fe3b80.png
https://i.poastcdn.org/33b9febda12211189aed11796e47260feb30bcb78c920b158769d6e1d8cd7bee.png

2024-07-18 00:51:58

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>politics are fucking gay
Always have been

2024-07-14 13:45:31

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Officer Cupcake ready for duty

2024-07-13 14:00:43

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At least it makes it easy to tell which ones are properly shitty and not actually churches but homosexual clubhouses

2024-07-12 14:27:43

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sounds like someone is back on the pills again, or he needs to get laid

2024-07-10 22:08:15

https://i.poastcdn.org/03086f657f6e4ff40d29d39bc43d268634b43de0fb4601586ed0a686b66798ad.png

2024-07-10 20:07:46

https://i.poastcdn.org/66cec0d3a7f4a945523983931433b61267ca918e7ef71d43664704bccb34d537.png

2024-07-09 11:41:24

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no, that was Hideo, not Kojima

2024-07-07 01:07:40

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Don't they fuck with results? I seem to remember one of those companies changing results to add negro blood to the result to own the bigots or something

2024-07-05 23:10:27

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here's a 10 hour version
youtube.com/watch?v=U_B3FxKBoWI

2024-07-04 14:36:35

gn, frens
https://i.poastcdn.org/9a4813758e0faa4ea2e7eb5865772c905107068b28b75fbc81083b889e10a970.png

2024-07-04 08:12:42

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my agent is scared of me/really lazy. All I got was a New Zealand Government sticker with my IRL first name put on a lamppost near my house. You know you can talk to me, glownigger. I mean what's the worst I'll do to you? I guess I'll bantz you for being a faggot tranny glownigger and then laugh at you until you throw yourself in front of a bus, but that isn't that bad, right?

2024-07-04 05:26:25

a show made in 2024 has a panty shot!
https://i.poastcdn.org/4e5b3c2059fd5926d67dce81ddf343889626d3745cdcf010d514eae54de3ee26.png

2024-06-30 21:57:43

Yeah, I need this
https://i.poastcdn.org/0e3ecfc6ff6ad58b7c036cfd7fa7db9f0f318c13faa3b2e502c6dd8efe3baef9.png

2024-06-29 02:14:26

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So you don't like plapjak? Hit too close to home?
https://i.poastcdn.org/aa7e295f1b7667b2f258d0302196b2cb71a12abda219d62e5e1676595f89b136.png

2024-06-29 01:53:15

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>Trans Jordan
😞

2024-06-26 09:27:51

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While I won't go too deep into the details, I too have had my own experience with those things, only mine was handmade. Fuck around and find out

2024-06-25 05:13:47

https://i.poastcdn.org/104fb0d81e14ece8e21c4bc6acca00e6d6b6e4ab54b4ef2a0c9c234c08ce6f65.png

2024-06-24 01:31:26

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Oh boy, we'd sure love to hand over the documents, but you see the storage facility we were using burnt down including all copies. Sorry bout that youtube.com/watch?v=SYCP71qcYZw

2024-06-23 17:45:03

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Sweeden, yes

2024-06-22 15:38:20

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That reminds me, I was out and about doing stuff earlier this week and saw a Hillary Clinton 2016 bumper sticker. the odd thing is that I'm In New Zealand and most cars don't put stickers on the bumpers.
Mighty queer

2024-06-21 15:56:35

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When you were partying, he studied the blade. When you were having premarital sex, he mastered the streets. While you wasted your days at the gym in pursuit of vanity, he watched Zoro (One Piece). And now that the world is on fire and the barbarians are at the gate you have the audacity to come to him for help.

2024-06-18 17:30:45

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Nope no new KH game unless you count the steam rerererererelease

2024-06-18 02:48:03

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The problem with that is you need leaders and the TRS guys aren't that. At their core, they just wanted to make a podcast and get paid for it.

2024-06-17 19:15:56

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CAM ON NGUBU KICK THE FACKIN BALL YOU DAFT CUNT!

2024-06-17 17:56:31

It's 4 to 4 in the morning and I've woken up early. FUck, today is going to be long...
https://i.poastcdn.org/877629136fcc139c22fef38fbe00d87780c8d37884bdf076ecf7455a3d9dbd29.png

2024-06-17 01:17:31

Jii-san Baa-san Wakagaeru is the anime of the season. Don't you want to grow old with your wife and die happily holding her hand?
https://i.poastcdn.org/f36d4d0ded8d3581e06e43db8bfe9efe968b3ba7023e9e73822ce3435e198336.png

2024-06-16 10:56:43

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Still waiting on that nuke.

2024-06-15 12:05:08

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Gm, AWIVR. For the obvious reason, I'm not liking this poast. If I have to live in this hellworld, then so do you

2024-06-15 10:48:56

yes... ha ha ha yes!
https://i.poastcdn.org/f39687d97842829f485aafa4aff15503b0e64989c3825bfb01402f8d17c7b818.png

2024-06-12 08:18:20

kek
https://i.poastcdn.org/ed8aa728b4ba1c63ee212185811fdf87d432fdf0d0f432af46fe33e352bc85c5.png

2024-06-11 04:07:25

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I was talking to my boomer mum on Sunday, and she told me "It really is the jews, isn't it?".

2024-06-09 16:17:27

https://i.poastcdn.org/63f091684c9af40c2c610443f9cc7b41abbe7b35a3658059a5b2bd754e723b88.jpg

2024-06-08 15:45:31

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but Titan, that child could have grown up to be a doctor, a lawyer, or a scientist! (but most likely a cannibal negro in a wedding dress)

2024-06-08 15:28:00

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never seen that fella's stuff before. he's one zesty nigga. I don't trust any man who says 'naughty' like that

2024-06-08 13:09:10

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well, before Bulma and the RRA, there wasn't a dragon radar so kinda hard to find them if you don't know where they are. They were probably only used a few times before Dragonball started

2024-06-08 12:28:37

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If a Senzu Beans can heal a hole in the chest, maybe it can refill the old egg carton?

2024-06-07 01:19:15

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could you lot hurry up and bomb nz already. I'm mighty sick of all the currys, nogs, pacific nogs, murries, and jews.

2024-06-07 01:15:10

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And most of them wouldn't have died if the "allies" hadn't bombed the supply routes. So who's the real bad goy, Tucker?

2024-06-06 12:23:34

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So what happens if the maldives just say "lol, fuck off" to the bill? The US has proved that it can't actually stop another nation. What are the consequences?

2024-06-06 10:45:16

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I NEED THIS!!!

2024-06-06 10:44:28

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So this is what the Sharty is up to these days

2024-06-06 05:27:52

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Which thread?

2024-06-06 05:27:13

HELL YEAH! I WON THE LOTTO!!!!
$5 dollars

2024-06-05 11:14:20

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That list is outdated. 6ft is really average now (might even be a little below agerage), at least in my cuntry.

2024-06-04 14:04:13

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i wish smokes cost $10 here in kiwiland. a pack of 20's is close to $40.

2024-06-03 05:31:02

50% of all shots hit yourself. Very daring, Activision
https://i.poastcdn.org/4fc5c6a9791c8f5c1b272994612d1a6fd383a64576c59e1895a536beb4f64701.png

2024-06-02 07:03:54

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It's Gavin McInnes, my dude. He once thought it was a good idea to put a dildo up his ass. Everyone in that sphere is a queerhomo of some variety. The second it becomes kosher to be a pedo he's gonna raise the flag and say how he was always a pedo.

2024-05-31 00:40:49

So this is how trump get the negro vote

2024-05-29 16:16:28

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Karen is qt
https://i.poastcdn.org/9d9a7cd1b95155b7c397d006ba5e32842f95e4720a815e53db761416366b4370.gif
https://i.poastcdn.org/28c90f9e5c37f85290b3dc1d2112d708ea91bcb92fe34b5c58f73ca5f4eaa96c.gif

2024-05-29 13:05:31

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Yeah, it's pretty good. Have you seen the other two seasons and the movie yet?
Don't bother with the Megumin prequel

2024-05-29 12:25:53

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Man, I wanna like asians but then they go and do shit like this and it's like, yeah nah, I'm good. They're still kinda cute though

2024-05-29 12:20:34

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"Yeah, I have a grinder account, but it's like I'm being ironic or something. Totally didn't get the taste for "zesty" meat when in the slammer"
T.Cantwell (probably)

2024-05-28 01:05:30

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Disgraceful, innit?
https://i.poastcdn.org/ceb202a1caf3514699a7cd0f0526a842e0d210d26e744b2cb04463297fce9516.gif

2024-05-24 14:00:58

Stop it, Kairi... Why are you smiling at me like that?
https://i.poastcdn.org/da0374e27fa1836a9a74c5ec1c93f1a8b6857f2e6fed26cdc9cae16bfcd735b2.jpg

2024-05-24 01:28:36

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the last time watched a dub would have been ... a very long time ago. Back when you could watch anime on youtube in 5 or 10 minute blocks. Which makes it what, 2007ish? I want to say that it was Azumanga Daioh. I was just a little fella in the middle of my teens back then. Ah memories

2024-05-20 00:17:36

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looks like someone has a problem with fresh vegetables. Here are a couple of nice eggplant recipies:
youtube.com/watch?v=cFS5dSvcJAU
youtube.com/watch?v=MuikUYL28RE

2024-05-19 11:53:50

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I've been on the internet long enough to know that there are a ton of sickos who've stuck it in homemade goods.

2024-05-19 11:05:00

lel
https://i.poastcdn.org/30899aadf4ef488790a0e23cbabff071ef7aa9e9937e7a5cf72fabd7cadcf6b0.png

2024-05-19 09:28:51

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I don't follow Q-stuff, but here is something I made in 5 seconds
https://i.poastcdn.org/15321035ea0466556fca2e3176129a454fe2786b7f057713e3938ecdf0d7e7f8.png

2024-05-19 09:22:08

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Who's a jew now?

2024-05-19 09:18:29

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that's not very good, friend. I don't know what's going on with you but I'll pray for you
https://i.poastcdn.org/28c90f9e5c37f85290b3dc1d2112d708ea91bcb92fe34b5c58f73ca5f4eaa96c.gif

2024-05-18 12:29:22

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Women

2024-05-16 13:06:57

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Just you wait, once I post this wojak meme, your whole religion will come crashing down and everyone will see the truth!
t.you (a fag)

2024-05-15 10:58:30

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Oy vey, Luigi! You know I converted last summer!
https://i.poastcdn.org/179dbe3b003c3f78f28a8c1736c00d2c64a09c2e50597ba492108e1449fcf2f6.png

2024-05-15 10:55:36

LUIGI! NOOO THAT BOOK WILL MAKE YOU INTO A NAHTZE!!!!
https://i.poastcdn.org/f878cd5cf13400f0e2d0c5eb28ae5efef76f7c5cb929e9176d835cf59b4ab9a5.png

2024-05-15 05:17:58

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Yeah, but is she cute?

2024-05-14 03:16:07

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gotta dop my bit to save animeland

2024-05-13 15:25:58

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I don't mind iOS. it's just too locked down for my liking. I see why people would prefer it, it just isn't for me.
Now. if there was a modern iPhone that ran Android, okay, then I might be convinced. But as it stands I have no real reason to move over to Apple's hardware.

2024-05-13 15:22:11

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it's a shitty slur. if some fella calls me a "chicken lover". my response will be "hell yeah". I mean, who doesn't like chicken? especially if you make pan gravy to go along with it, some oven-roasted vegies! oh boy I know what I'm cooking for dinner tomorrow!

2024-05-13 11:50:34

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I think you might be asking a bit too much of the jews there, Iran

2024-05-10 02:52:21

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Megumin's boobs aren't that big

2024-05-09 00:55:14

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that reminds me that when my mum was a kid in the 60's, one of her schoolfriends had a dog named Nigger. Retvrn to Tradition, HuWhiteman!

2024-05-08 07:47:24

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Man, that sucks. Walking around an art museum with a qt 3.14 is nice - just make sure she doesn't start using meth, shave off all the hair on her head, and then run off with methniggers in the middle of the night... Because that would be a bad way for your first 'real' relationship to end - not that this completely random tale happened to me at the age of 19...

2024-05-08 01:59:08

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Musclemommy all day every day. Are you kidding? I'm just saying that I like to cuddle sometimes instead of pretending to get the crap kicked out of me

2024-05-08 01:31:56

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I'ma break kayfabe for a second and say that I DON'T want a musclemommy gf to beat the everloving shidd of me.

2024-05-03 15:05:51

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I KNOW, RIGHT? I MEAN, HAVE YOU SEEN THAT TOWER THEY BUILT? LAZY PASTASNIFFERS WERE TOO LAZY TO PUT DOWN A FOUNDATION. NO WONDER IT'S LEANING! i BET AN *TALIAN TOOK THIS PICTURE TOO. LAZY SOD DIDN'T BOTHER TURNING ON COLOUR MODE
https://i.poastcdn.org/6a3cf572acf9d760b7d2797ff12b90e32632e49f52eb56f7c26003f3d0daa1de.jpg

2024-04-21 12:59:53

https://i.poastcdn.org/850b21c865a024aa1d0d30cd25df8d4a159841ffe5732e46b4b8cdd7bd9e5a56.png

2024-04-20 11:04:27

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Uncle A was an animal lover. He'd probably want the Caturday to take precedence.
Here's a recipe for the Führer cake
https://i.poastcdn.org/8cca1e12745926b598bdcd7c5b19edac5a3e4292fe9c0b0af8bb40304a4f3229.png

2024-04-17 00:31:26

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if you really want to join nicecrew, there's only one way: slob on @npub13v6…hy07 knob for approximately 17 and a quarter hours.

2024-04-13 05:55:49

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this one is still my favourite
youtube.com/watch?v=yuoFsi2iIi0

2024-04-07 04:17:53

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Pretty good. I still like mine better though:
SHUT THE FUCK UP WHORE AND GET IN MY FUCKING VAN. I'M GONNA RAPE YOU AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO CHANGE THAT! *unzips dick*

2024-04-06 03:27:20

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Charisisters... not like this 😭