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mid-15th century sailor: ooh look at that mermaid (fish), I wanna fuck it
early-21st century poaster: ooh look at that monster girl (spider), I wanna fuck it

2024-08-16 12:48:35

https://i.poastcdn.org/e2dffdceeeaf76f5041c69445d7ebce59b2104f55b95cdfb4b73dedc45174288.mp4

2024-08-14 15:21:52

If you are required to sign an NDA or other legally binding document there is a way to signal that you are signing under duress and that your signature should be considered null and void.
Prefix your signature with V.C. for the Latin 'Vi coactus' meaning "having been forced". It was tested once in the US and found not to have legal standing for vacating the contract, but it's worth thinking about.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vi_coactus

2024-08-14 14:19:14

the older I get, the more I respect Mr Jonathan Blow
https://i.poastcdn.org/8a33659cd0d926e026329df597744b980b1a6d27f52104ae827cbf6128ee8830.webm

2024-08-13 15:22:59

:catjam: 🍑
youtube.com/watch?v=j2w0rbp6J9Y

2024-08-12 12:41:58

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i only claimed the video was fake and gay, i didn't make the same rebuttal of macron

2024-08-12 10:11:25

#MusicMonday
A fantastic psychedelic folk/electronic/rock/everything mix from Future Sound of London under the 'Amorphous Androgynous' pseudonym from 2009. This is the best quality on YT but FLAC rips of this and other volumes are on rutracker if you're interested.
youtube.com/watch?v=E7EDG07HOg8
discogs.com/master/1658720-The-Amorphous-Androgynous-A-Monstrous-Psychedelic-Bubble-Vol-2-Pagan-Love-Vibrations

2024-08-10 20:03:55

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samson_Option

2024-08-06 14:38:41

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honorary toilet respector, right my fellow right wingers

2024-08-05 12:45:37

https://i.poastcdn.org/925c3d170916556df793157b3e9e0ea4da467d57b82de851d1f14caed6065a18.webm

2024-08-05 11:29:32

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someone has to have a good joke in the chamber about a catholic being destroyed/deceived by stale wafers

2024-08-05 09:54:30

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The Skibidi Revolution and its toilets have been a disaster for the zoomer race.

2024-08-03 15:54:12

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have you tried turning it off and on again?
(ignore if this is about a baby or a rapist)

2024-08-02 17:39:44

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the mulldog doesn't miss

2024-08-02 17:27:43

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I don't think he was actually swimming in the Seine, there was a meme not long ago about pooping in there when an official said they were going to swim in it to prove it was clean.
jechiedanslaseinele23juin.fr/#link

2024-08-02 14:30:15

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whats the deal with the Seine?
frankly I think you'd have to be out of your mind to swim in, coo-coo, loco, mad, nutso, some might even say inSeine.
https://i.poastcdn.org/ccbe6c228f4db012a7c92f289bd90401f974657d163526a81d3fd7b2de2573a0.jpg

2024-08-02 14:24:42

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you can entice an adult gembulon with a small sliver of moon stone
they go crazy for that shit. other hunters have reported success with jade, but I've never tried

2024-08-02 13:37:04

POV: you are about the heard the worst "comedy" set of your entire life
https://i.poastcdn.org/b7dee589bd84741cf67e9bc30e020cfd97df40f0fc486a828e09f3272d76e557.jpg

2024-08-01 13:37:51

An EU petition to keep 'games as a service' working when servers are shut down or publishers get bored.
youtube.com/watch?v=mkMe9MxxZiI
stopkillinggames.com/eci

2024-07-30 12:19:43

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nigger faggots got theys own masto? fr fr? no cap? smdh

2024-07-29 13:26:42

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https://i.poastcdn.org/c6df6b0b9ba84e96614f6d0acce710aa26e2fa79d60de39a39d8f1abf2035790.jpg

2024-07-29 13:26:08

>realize I have too many tabs open to manage
>realize I can just have two browser windows open and spread the tabs by topic
>realize I can have eight browser windows open
>realize I have 10x the number of tabs I did originally
DON'T LET IT HAPPEN TO YOU
https://i.poastcdn.org/3a000ff71e77b1261f018ace0ea94a92d5a323623e0b6a1b7644bdc99be843e1.png

2024-07-26 16:29:42

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Same, thought I'd give it a quick look just because it's apparently being suppressed and it's compelling. The channel co-owner is in the middle of some pedo allegations (tranny of course) and stepped down and apparently he just signed a big amazon deal. :kek:

2024-07-26 14:44:25

Rizzly bear

2024-07-26 12:31:34

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"With a spear you can go anywhere to want" he said to himself, out loud.

2024-07-25 15:51:55

if I go under the stairs on the ground floor in a FPS and there isn't a pickup there some of the time, you're game is trash, kill yourself

2024-07-24 17:39:20

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3207

2024-07-24 14:53:19

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watch your tongue.
by the time I retire, that might be my future wife you're talking about.

2024-07-20 12:32:00

POV: your future wife plays "hard to get" after you spot her for the first time on a Japanese train line
https://i.poastcdn.org/a02a04c76e6d627be4f3cb2c83ddb76d811f427751ee7d05c9d80d100d772f45.mp4

2024-07-20 10:25:48

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there's an addin for firefox called "behind!" that lets you easily view images underneath of where you right click. inspect element is better, but sometimes you just need something quick
addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/behind/

2024-07-20 10:05:36

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Seems like the Germans would have a 46 letter word for something like that. @npub1wqw…0j0p ?

2024-07-20 03:02:42

Fun game for your kids, narrow down what animal you're presented with. Use the dropdowns at the bottom to narrow down the options until you can make a guess. There's no failure conditions.
wildguesser.com

2024-07-19 19:52:18

Better known for his 'hauntology' type tracks, these bring to mind 70s film montages or credit sequences.
Pye Corner Audio - Perfect Secrecy Forever
Pye Corner Audio - One Time Pad
from 'Intercepts' split EP 2014
https://i.poastcdn.org/d3d32fd1127dcc1af4030e60cd0cb4ce0b955e4e3125dc4f42624945bfcb026e.mp3
https://i.poastcdn.org/36ba32bffa478e276bbec9d35154ad70c2c1a4eaa45405c9326fd897d4079d32.mp3

2024-07-19 17:38:26

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i can't make a twitter acct without doxing myself, so I refuse, I just use nitter.poast.org but only to download stuff that is linked else where

2024-07-19 17:34:39

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this is the lowest quality meme i've seen since about 2005, you're better than this bro

2024-07-19 17:21:52

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Once an indian/pakistani enters a level of management that is in control of hiring EVERY person under them will be indian/pakistani.
NO exceptions, EVERY. FUCKING. TIME.

2024-07-19 16:44:02

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thats the missing part, I see.
I seem to recall that recycling everything except paper/cardboard is a tax scam and a waste of energy anyway, but fuck her because she's a gypsy

2024-07-19 16:38:56

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honestly, I'm impressed.
at the same time it would probably be less effort to just throw them in a ditch.

2024-07-19 16:35:27

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oh wait, is there a trigger inside that counts the number of recyclables inserted and then gives a pay out or something? and she's hitting the switch?
I've spent a lot of time in the EU but never dealt with a roma, only the 'traveller' irish kind of gypsies.
at first I thought she was pushing the bottles down so they couldn't be stolen or something

2024-07-19 16:31:07

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I don't get it 🤔

2024-07-19 16:13:15

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what fresh scandal is this?
this headline could have been written at any point in the last four years.
*ahem* hunter natalie *ahem*

2024-07-19 15:56:57

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Does bitlocker prevent you from getting to safe mode or deleting shit in safe mode?

2024-07-19 15:45:32

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I've been tempted by the steam deck, and the copycats, but the battery life it's still a big drawback for me. I hate having to think about charging anything.
Plus I imagine playing anything in bed would give me fucked up dreams like when I was compulsively playing bejeweled 3

2024-07-18 11:00:08

Saw a post on here yesterday talking about a Trump staffer Susie Wiles saying that "For every Karen we lose, we’re going to win a Jamal and an Enrique".
I went looking for the source to archive it and she is just repeating what the Beavis/Max Payne crossover Matt Gaetz said back in January. @ 45 seconds
nitter.poast.org/NEWSMAX/status/1747767003404796328
https://i.poastcdn.org/83c18b73a91d3814efc57d39bae53e86ba5c31fbdb5ee17fb589996ebe8ae115.mp4

2024-07-17 18:37:01

Back of the box for Monkey Island 2: LeChuck's Revenge (1991)
https://i.poastcdn.org/a92c40d5637b57bb3112f1837a27ce9ac46d9d5b28e8137727f2f950f82a13f0.jpg

2024-07-17 13:54:17

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I hope the animation was triggered from the original source and someone didn't spent all that time getting the hits just right

2024-07-16 14:23:23

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that's a truly wild take imo, I don't there's even a small chance of that happening or if it did numbers anywhere like that. I hate to say it but you're either under or over-estimating the common man.

2024-07-16 14:15:41

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i'm probably misreading your comment, but do you think if Trump was killed people there would be an outbreak of violence where multiple million 'liberals' would be exterminated?
this is a hard poast to parse

2024-07-15 17:18:30

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How much money has been spent, will be spent, on this disaster of a game. It might be the single largest monetary victim of weaponized autism to date. (It'll probably sell very well though)

2024-07-15 14:56:48

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>right-leaning
I don't read wapo but I'm sure they tag everyone suitable as 'left-leaning', correct? Every cunt is left or right 'leaning'. If it's pointed out explicitly is a token of bad character.

2024-07-15 08:45:43

local schizo discovers new way to keep himself entertained for hours by receiving insight directly from mother nature.
https://i.poastcdn.org/cf873f1ac26eb23212d3c6626e0bcf91e516c66a4f09985453cdc3447884f970.mp4

2024-07-13 13:58:12

i feel like i'm taking crazy pills
https://i.poastcdn.org/88d4013eebfda6272d17baa2b76d34f8acb1406f6f43051b5f511d54a3b369d3.png

2024-07-11 12:56:54

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why do gay disabled communists always need money

2024-07-10 16:56:04

:catjam: 🇧🇷
youtube.com/watch?v=I56n5yuhbNQ

2024-07-10 07:25:32

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I've never had nbsp sauce

2024-07-10 07:23:39

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I think I'm probably happier not know so much about mixing, it seems to irritate people the more they know. Like how graphic designers are constantly annoyed because of all the bad typesetting they see everywhere. Ignorance, at least in this, is bliss.

2024-07-09 13:00:49

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In Snow Crash all the cab drivers are from Tajikistan and the slur for them is 'jeeks'. I swear that book becomes more accurate with every passing year.

2024-07-06 15:32:51

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appreciate the elder chud.
billions of bones must be excavated

2024-07-06 15:30:59

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Are we sure that there are any humans that work at OpenAI?
What if the big reveal was that it was staffed and funded entirely by AI. There's a short story or a TTG backstory in there at least.

2024-07-05 15:31:16

I've encoded a fair few of my own bluray rips and various 4K and 1080 (AC3 and Dolby) internet rips down to 720 with this preset and they have all streamed very well to the handful of people that have tuned in.
If you want to use sites like cytube for streaming from desu.si (thanks g) hopefully this will give you a head start. If you need to fuck around with switching audio tracks or burning in subs you're on your own (it's not difficult).
https://i.poastcdn.org/e6bffc058ad1e2624a962de9cebb54e1121bf11869a5e805498e95eb80308909.json

2024-07-05 15:12:47

I miss @npub1g93…qw7m
Anyone know what happened to him? He had a YT channel for a while but I can't find it. Hopefully he got married and became a dad.

2024-07-05 14:39:49

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can we get 'elephant in the room' on the ADL hate list before the end of the year? i want PC speak to run out of analogies, i want PC-speakers to hesitate with every word at the fear of offending someone

2024-07-05 14:29:43

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Now that localmonero is gone, do you know anywhere reputable to get XMR for fiat?

2024-07-05 13:37:06

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...or maybe it's all true?
imdb.com/name/nm7479014

2024-07-03 12:22:47

I'd rather my son be a hog cranker than a hog ranker

2024-07-01 14:02:19

I never owned one, but read about the story at the time.
If you bought a spotify 'car thing' you can apparently get a refund by contacting support.
theverge.com/2024/5/30/24168081/spotify-car-thing-end-of-life-customer-refund

2024-07-01 11:08:23

one of the first adult jokes I learned from reading a Viz I found in the park;
Him: Do you eat meat?
Her: No red meat, only birds
Him: Then you should taste my dick, it's fuckin foul

2024-06-30 14:18:13

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in all seriousness, I gravitated towards it because it looked hard and I didn't need a keyboard. it's music by excel spreadsheet, either you love it or hate it. Do whatever works for you brother, just keep creating ❤️

2024-06-30 14:15:36

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"The worst pain in the world goes beyond the physical. Even further beyond any other emotional pain one can feel. It is the betrayal of a friend."
I suppose, in time, this betrayal will make sense.
Until then you'll be me hanging in the bat'room.

2024-06-30 13:35:01

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won't you take a moment to think about those poor beach front property owners 😢

2024-06-30 13:31:57

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I remember reading that microsoft and google tried underwater datacenters to try to get some cooling gains from ambient water temps, but I think they all ended in failure for one reason or another.
Not least of which, imaginably, is warming the oceans which is probably (maybe?) bad.

2024-06-23 04:59:31

In 15 minutes there are screenings of The Thirteenth Floor (1999) and Carnival of Souls (1962) over on cytu.be/r/sludge
https://i.poastcdn.org/46ad90cb31ea319136e45021dd9960da910c270350acdaa682b618d6cacb6e5c.jpg
https://i.poastcdn.org/c67752726ef3c4f04c400db5b26c83c1f4b8c0b507e72ce9d63aa260f7b67c45.jpg

2024-06-22 16:16:00

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steak bake vs bean bake
you have 50 seconds to respond

2024-06-22 06:10:46

canada refusing to put the country palestine on new passports
big if true 🇨🇦
https://i.poastcdn.org/f8d05ffaf74ddabc0c84a4807885c95929c4db2fc0d98b6703adf0f83c494533.mp4

2024-06-21 15:52:06

leaked Assassin's Creed Shadows footage
also why didn't they just make a black Hitman ripoff in the vein of Ghost Dog: Way of the Samurai
https://i.poastcdn.org/f680dcd9be928c1ba0a0aca071aa97a0f27581fee19f6d0859ba1e00128a8cda.mp4

2024-06-18 13:58:02

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left of nick is Antony Cumia, back-alley tunisian knife-fighter
https://i.poastcdn.org/519fef957155c8f75384e610fc83c6da1907183c2ddd0bf830d41331a0d3ba2f.jpg

2024-06-16 09:54:06

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403 from here

2024-06-12 15:36:09

one simple trick for saving womens sports from trannies; allow below the belt jabs. boxing, mma, socker, hockey, 100m sprint, everything, just allow dick jabs. a cunt punt can't hurt as much as a wallop to the bollocks.

2024-06-12 13:59:48

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we're still here.
we ring up your purchases at gas stations and 7/11s, you tip us when you visit the restaurants where we serve your over-priced gourmet meals, you thank us for expressing your dogs anal glands.
we're in every institution you hate, and many that you love.
and we're still beliebing.

2024-06-11 14:07:08

fell down the asian cooking yt rabbit hole
https://i.poastcdn.org/22b59e056324c0d33ea74c38c4cffb8ce361ddc5a6972e8f6b70988a13ead836.mp4

2024-06-11 12:11:07

Another gem I came across today
Dune Castle - Dark Age Martial Arts (2022)
youtube.com/watch?v=QJAzVojyzZM
#MusicMonday

2024-06-09 15:33:37

Was the Men In Black franchise just predictive programming to get everyone comfortable using seeing MiB (mebibyte) instead of MB? :tinfoil:

2024-06-08 14:58:27

:catjam: 🎻
youtube.com/watch?v=OAc0vXlSzGc

2024-06-08 13:20:30

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unfortunate, I thought minds was targeted at longform bloggers and people too cool to use livejournal. I've never seen any kind of spam or bot account on poast, thank you and the other mods for sweeping

2024-06-08 13:16:02

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no uncensored vaginas or penises, but there's a lot of illegal porn that ignores the laws and otherwise mainstream porn that does obey the law but it still extremely degenerate. I won't sully your mind describing them

2024-06-08 11:23:57

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The 4AM Breaks and Underrated Albums channels get me through the workday. Probably enjoying 6-8 new albums a day, fantastic way to find new/forgotten music.
youtube.com/@4AMBreaks
youtube.com/@UnderratedAlbums

2024-06-08 11:16:03

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looks like the last thing you see before you hear the best drum and bass album of the 90s

2024-06-08 11:04:08

Can't remember where I heard about it but someone was convinced that some of the health ills we're experiencing today was down to a deliberate mixing of wheat with a grass in the 1980s.
Whats the schizo take on this? Link is from the org that champion is so it's clearly biased.
cimmyt.org/news/extensive-use-of-wild-grass-derived-synthetic-hexaploid-wheat-adds-diversity-and-resilience-to-modern-bread-wheat/

2024-06-07 15:55:15

SCENE: Comedy club
MC: I've been told in the past that I wasn't very culturally sensitive when introducing comics. No joke, the owner got complaints when I announced Kumail Nanjiani by saying "put your hands together for the dot, not feather".
MC: No seriously. A lot of comics reached out and I've tried to take on board all of the criticism and so I'd like you welcome to the stage a very talented up and coming manga, Akira Takimoto.

2024-06-05 15:09:53

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John F. Konfectionery - "I AM A JELLY DONUT"
Barack Offirmative - "YES"

2024-06-05 14:24:40

interesting new doc on the killdozer
youtube.com/watch?v=TqEA5DPoEMY

2024-06-05 11:32:54

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I feel further away from understanding what is being said after the translation tbh
https://i.poastcdn.org/a670a349b9101948f0e32f45f165f682d071f7ea6dd12cc867cd8b4e8ac1e4dd.png

2024-06-05 11:26:47

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gonna be jorking soon, thanks for the reminder

2024-06-05 11:24:34

Silent Hill 2 film casting leak
https://i.poastcdn.org/fef65e12a920867683d43b1a0373dca7e53dda95dd98fad6dd4f282ed5785ba0.jpg

2024-06-03 10:15:45

who else writes love letters to the poast admins in replies that you delete before poasting? none of them have been in touch yet, but one day... 🥛

2024-06-02 14:43:54

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where was the concern about the vax?
this just tells me the manufacturers of ozempic haven't been paying for enough ads in this publication. come on guys, it's a cash bonanza, you have to grease the pockets of the press, are you retarded

2024-06-01 15:49:55

More and more e-celebs are making their faith known, implicitly or explicitly, and I'm happy for them. The latest one I noticed, and maybe I missed the signs already, is Mandalore Gaming. This is from his Homeworld 3 review.
https://i.poastcdn.org/968780b3caed2165970c541f63c06f983d7a0d48c4e3d69145e0b33369111773.webm