Software engineer - I have a love/hate relationship with the Linux kernel.
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The guy who drives it had it wrapped in black vinyl, so it looks a bit fetishist if you ask me. npub15uc8vwea73m72phumy525srwqpql07jdpjjtqxwalycsjxv0600sgmz2cq Stumpy The Mutt It seems to me that every war began when the aggressor underestimated the opponent. "You only have to kick in the door and the whole rotten structure will come crashing down" comes to mind. npub15uc8vwea73m72phumy525srwqpql07jdpjjtqxwalycsjxv0600sgmz2cq Stumpy The Mutt Lately I've been using "By Grabthar's Hammer!" npub15uc8vwea73m72phumy525srwqpql07jdpjjtqxwalycsjxv0600sgmz2cq Stumpy The Mutt The authors omitted any handling of the inevitable ack GAAACK SPLATCH!!! npub15uc8vwea73m72phumy525srwqpql07jdpjjtqxwalycsjxv0600sgmz2cq Stumpy The Mutt Orbán? 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You know, the guy who fired all the competent types. npub15uc8vwea73m72phumy525srwqpql07jdpjjtqxwalycsjxv0600sgmz2cq Stumpy The Mutt Because it's mutiny, and historically it usually ends in a putsch? They're in a really tight spot between obedience to a wannabe despot and their sworn allegiance to the Constitution. npub15uc8vwea73m72phumy525srwqpql07jdpjjtqxwalycsjxv0600sgmz2cq Stumpy The Mutt I had a couple of Mormons come to my door. I said "I'm really glad to see you, I just finished reading your book (I really had) and I have some questions. Wait here, I'll go grab it." At which point they looked at me in shock, and begged off saying they would put me in touch with an elder. Never saw or heard from them again. npub15uc8vwea73m72phumy525srwqpql07jdpjjtqxwalycsjxv0600sgmz2cq Stumpy The Mutt obviously descended from a saber tooth tiger. npub15uc8vwea73m72phumy525srwqpql07jdpjjtqxwalycsjxv0600sgmz2cq Stumpy The Mutt There used to be a Sbarro's at my wife's university. How they managed to go out of business selling pizza to undergrads I will never understand. npub15uc8vwea73m72phumy525srwqpql07jdpjjtqxwalycsjxv0600sgmz2cq Stumpy The Mutt Sensible shoes always. My grandmother used to call the way people walked in high heels the "Wounded Bird Walk." npub15uc8vwea73m72phumy525srwqpql07jdpjjtqxwalycsjxv0600sgmz2cq Stumpy The Mutt Some one gave my wife a replica of the shield-biting berserker. It's on the mantle, prominently displayed beside a Gothic church with an Obelix perched on top. npub15uc8vwea73m72phumy525srwqpql07jdpjjtqxwalycsjxv0600sgmz2cq Stumpy The Mutt Impossible! Heresy!! npub15uc8vwea73m72phumy525srwqpql07jdpjjtqxwalycsjxv0600sgmz2cq Stumpy The Mutt Very nice! npub15uc8vwea73m72phumy525srwqpql07jdpjjtqxwalycsjxv0600sgmz2cq Stumpy The Mutt K9DOG calling CQ arf arf! npub15uc8vwea73m72phumy525srwqpql07jdpjjtqxwalycsjxv0600sgmz2cq Stumpy The Mutt I've heard dogs barking on a net after the operator walked away from their rig with vox left on. But cat butt beacons take the cake! npub15uc8vwea73m72phumy525srwqpql07jdpjjtqxwalycsjxv0600sgmz2cq Stumpy The Mutt Because! Because! Because of one man! npub15uc8vwea73m72phumy525srwqpql07jdpjjtqxwalycsjxv0600sgmz2cq Stumpy The Mutt I'd love to be able to afford a Lamborghini. Not that I would be dumb enough to buy one, but having that much spare cash would be nice. npub15uc8vwea73m72phumy525srwqpql07jdpjjtqxwalycsjxv0600sgmz2cq Stumpy The Mutt what a bummer! npub15uc8vwea73m72phumy525srwqpql07jdpjjtqxwalycsjxv0600sgmz2cq Stumpy The Mutt To tech bros it's only about Kirk and the green ladies. npub15uc8vwea73m72phumy525srwqpql07jdpjjtqxwalycsjxv0600sgmz2cq Stumpy The Mutt Godwin's second law applies: "Anyone who uses 'woke' as a pejorative will turn out to have been a fuckhead" npub15uc8vwea73m72phumy525srwqpql07jdpjjtqxwalycsjxv0600sgmz2cq Stumpy The Mutt today was an excellent day for sunning your belly in a southern facing window! npub15uc8vwea73m72phumy525srwqpql07jdpjjtqxwalycsjxv0600sgmz2cq Stumpy The Mutt Caught the house panther in repose npub15uc8vwea73m72phumy525srwqpql07jdpjjtqxwalycsjxv0600sgmz2cq Stumpy The Mutt Meanwhile on the other side of the fence, engineers are referred to as a "cost center." npub15uc8vwea73m72phumy525srwqpql07jdpjjtqxwalycsjxv0600sgmz2cq Stumpy The Mutt You need to have some really good Eggs Benedict. The quality of the English muffin is critical. npub15uc8vwea73m72phumy525srwqpql07jdpjjtqxwalycsjxv0600sgmz2cq Stumpy The Mutt I'm partial to scruffy strays, which is kind of why I like Allis-Chalmers tractors... npub15uc8vwea73m72phumy525srwqpql07jdpjjtqxwalycsjxv0600sgmz2cq Stumpy The Mutt Italian Interior Minister Matteo Piantedosi said ... “I don’t see what the problem would be,’' npub15uc8vwea73m72phumy525srwqpql07jdpjjtqxwalycsjxv0600sgmz2cq Stumpy The Mutt Several people at work tried using Copilot to write unit tests, and predictably the result was nonsense. npub15uc8vwea73m72phumy525srwqpql07jdpjjtqxwalycsjxv0600sgmz2cq Stumpy The Mutt CEOs admitting they fell for a scam is mighty suspect. npub15uc8vwea73m72phumy525srwqpql07jdpjjtqxwalycsjxv0600sgmz2cq Stumpy The Mutt Local drug dealer says business may falter unless more people become addicts. npub15uc8vwea73m72phumy525srwqpql07jdpjjtqxwalycsjxv0600sgmz2cq Stumpy The Mutt Kate Bush - The Red Shoes npub15uc8vwea73m72phumy525srwqpql07jdpjjtqxwalycsjxv0600sgmz2cq Stumpy The Mutt Breakfast was late. Oh the horror of it all. npub15uc8vwea73m72phumy525srwqpql07jdpjjtqxwalycsjxv0600sgmz2cq Stumpy The Mutt Our old sausage mutt used to snore like that. Sometimes accompanied by whining and paw twitching. I think she was dreaming about the elusive groundhog she nearly caught that one time... npub15uc8vwea73m72phumy525srwqpql07jdpjjtqxwalycsjxv0600sgmz2cq Stumpy The Mutt Beethoven's 5th is always V to me npub15uc8vwea73m72phumy525srwqpql07jdpjjtqxwalycsjxv0600sgmz2cq Stumpy The Mutt Stupid maze of twisty little passages. I played it on a Wang VS they had where my father worked. npub15uc8vwea73m72phumy525srwqpql07jdpjjtqxwalycsjxv0600sgmz2cq Stumpy The Mutt That seems to be the way corporations hire CEOs these days. npub15uc8vwea73m72phumy525srwqpql07jdpjjtqxwalycsjxv0600sgmz2cq Stumpy The Mutt And we know which takes precedence! npub15uc8vwea73m72phumy525srwqpql07jdpjjtqxwalycsjxv0600sgmz2cq Stumpy The Mutt Best thing to do on a cold gray day. #dogsofmastodon #dogs npub15uc8vwea73m72phumy525srwqpql07jdpjjtqxwalycsjxv0600sgmz2cq Stumpy The Mutt Sounds like one of those "birds aren't real" nuts. npub15uc8vwea73m72phumy525srwqpql07jdpjjtqxwalycsjxv0600sgmz2cq Stumpy The Mutt Who can forget characters like Dildo, Frito and Spam Gangrene? npub15uc8vwea73m72phumy525srwqpql07jdpjjtqxwalycsjxv0600sgmz2cq Stumpy The Mutt Spoon. npub15uc8vwea73m72phumy525srwqpql07jdpjjtqxwalycsjxv0600sgmz2cq Stumpy The Mutt A friend of my dad had a Collins KWM (?) Transceiver in his 50's car. That was a cool setup. npub15uc8vwea73m72phumy525srwqpql07jdpjjtqxwalycsjxv0600sgmz2cq Stumpy The Mutt Were you prodded to push? npub15uc8vwea73m72phumy525srwqpql07jdpjjtqxwalycsjxv0600sgmz2cq Stumpy The Mutt Of course he is. Just the kind of Nazi they're recruiting. npub15uc8vwea73m72phumy525srwqpql07jdpjjtqxwalycsjxv0600sgmz2cq Stumpy The Mutt Maybe 30m. The weird thing was that two Cisco SOHO switches couldn't even negotiate a link. The old Fast Ethernet switches work just fine. npub15uc8vwea73m72phumy525srwqpql07jdpjjtqxwalycsjxv0600sgmz2cq Stumpy The Mutt You are fortunate indeed to experience the undiluted love only a dog can provide! npub15uc8vwea73m72phumy525srwqpql07jdpjjtqxwalycsjxv0600sgmz2cq Stumpy The Mutt Egyptian Oscar Madison and Felix Unger. Who knew? npub15uc8vwea73m72phumy525srwqpql07jdpjjtqxwalycsjxv0600sgmz2cq Stumpy The Mutt I can't get the cat5 cabling I installed 20 years ago to do 1G. Good for you! npub15uc8vwea73m72phumy525srwqpql07jdpjjtqxwalycsjxv0600sgmz2cq Stumpy The Mutt Yes. He only complains mildly when his royal repast is delayed. npub15uc8vwea73m72phumy525srwqpql07jdpjjtqxwalycsjxv0600sgmz2cq Stumpy The Mutt Mellowing with age? Hell no! npub15uc8vwea73m72phumy525srwqpql07jdpjjtqxwalycsjxv0600sgmz2cq Stumpy The Mutt Old Beauregard lets me hold him for entire minutes! npub15uc8vwea73m72phumy525srwqpql07jdpjjtqxwalycsjxv0600sgmz2cq Stumpy The Mutt Well at least you didn't start with Wonder bread. npub15uc8vwea73m72phumy525srwqpql07jdpjjtqxwalycsjxv0600sgmz2cq Stumpy The Mutt I bet they don't even taste good. npub15uc8vwea73m72phumy525srwqpql07jdpjjtqxwalycsjxv0600sgmz2cq Stumpy The Mutt Excommunicate the bastard! npub15uc8vwea73m72phumy525srwqpql07jdpjjtqxwalycsjxv0600sgmz2cq Stumpy The Mutt Sounds like a centrally planned economy is taking shape. Where the hell are the right wing "free markets fix everything" stans? npub15uc8vwea73m72phumy525srwqpql07jdpjjtqxwalycsjxv0600sgmz2cq Stumpy The Mutt So is shooting innocents. But here we are. npub15uc8vwea73m72phumy525srwqpql07jdpjjtqxwalycsjxv0600sgmz2cq Stumpy The Mutt And then he had vacuum cleaners built in China very cheaply and sold them at huge markup worldwide. npub15uc8vwea73m72phumy525srwqpql07jdpjjtqxwalycsjxv0600sgmz2cq Stumpy The Mutt He's on X. How surprising. npub15uc8vwea73m72phumy525srwqpql07jdpjjtqxwalycsjxv0600sgmz2cq Stumpy The Mutt Maybe Kid Rock can take up residence. npub15uc8vwea73m72phumy525srwqpql07jdpjjtqxwalycsjxv0600sgmz2cq Stumpy The Mutt Boil the oceans? npub15uc8vwea73m72phumy525srwqpql07jdpjjtqxwalycsjxv0600sgmz2cq Stumpy The Mutt The Tammy Faye Bakker look. npub15uc8vwea73m72phumy525srwqpql07jdpjjtqxwalycsjxv0600sgmz2cq Stumpy The Mutt How long has @npub14we…7739 been part of the credit card processing firmware? npub15uc8vwea73m72phumy525srwqpql07jdpjjtqxwalycsjxv0600sgmz2cq Stumpy The Mutt You can thank Booth for a lot of that. Johnson was a complete bungler. npub15uc8vwea73m72phumy525srwqpql07jdpjjtqxwalycsjxv0600sgmz2cq Stumpy The Mutt I still have two of IBM's famous clicky keyboards which are still going strong. I did have to quit using one at work now that the cubicles have been reduced to little more than shared desk space. npub15uc8vwea73m72phumy525srwqpql07jdpjjtqxwalycsjxv0600sgmz2cq Stumpy The Mutt My work provided Dell laptop spends a lot of time spinning its cooling fans at near max. npub15uc8vwea73m72phumy525srwqpql07jdpjjtqxwalycsjxv0600sgmz2cq Stumpy The Mutt I used to get massive painful migraines in high school. The only thing for it back then was aspirin and caffeine - so maybe the coffee will help a little? npub15uc8vwea73m72phumy525srwqpql07jdpjjtqxwalycsjxv0600sgmz2cq Stumpy The Mutt Your stance is similar to someone who buys groceries at a store that prostitutes children out back, using the excuse that the produce there is really fresh. npub15uc8vwea73m72phumy525srwqpql07jdpjjtqxwalycsjxv0600sgmz2cq Stumpy The Mutt The countermeasures will be neither of those. npub15uc8vwea73m72phumy525srwqpql07jdpjjtqxwalycsjxv0600sgmz2cq Stumpy The Mutt Yet somehow R's have convinced much of the rank and file that they are the ones that support the troops. What a scam. npub15uc8vwea73m72phumy525srwqpql07jdpjjtqxwalycsjxv0600sgmz2cq Stumpy The Mutt Bob Dylan was famously booed when he played an electric guitar for the first time in concert. He did alright. npub15uc8vwea73m72phumy525srwqpql07jdpjjtqxwalycsjxv0600sgmz2cq Stumpy The Mutt What a load of crap. npub15uc8vwea73m72phumy525srwqpql07jdpjjtqxwalycsjxv0600sgmz2cq Stumpy The Mutt Same. npub15uc8vwea73m72phumy525srwqpql07jdpjjtqxwalycsjxv0600sgmz2cq Stumpy The Mutt I have wasted too much time debugging lazy code full of variables cleverly named a, b, x and y. Because typing in something descriptive would be too much effort. npub15uc8vwea73m72phumy525srwqpql07jdpjjtqxwalycsjxv0600sgmz2cq Stumpy The Mutt Mene mene tekel ucatsin? npub15uc8vwea73m72phumy525srwqpql07jdpjjtqxwalycsjxv0600sgmz2cq Stumpy The Mutt I love the term for that: sloperator npub15uc8vwea73m72phumy525srwqpql07jdpjjtqxwalycsjxv0600sgmz2cq Stumpy The Mutt never mind Americans being killed by ICE npub15uc8vwea73m72phumy525srwqpql07jdpjjtqxwalycsjxv0600sgmz2cq Stumpy The Mutt I like your friends! npub15uc8vwea73m72phumy525srwqpql07jdpjjtqxwalycsjxv0600sgmz2cq Stumpy The Mutt The leopard is in her favorite tree again! npub15uc8vwea73m72phumy525srwqpql07jdpjjtqxwalycsjxv0600sgmz2cq Stumpy The Mutt I just bought 4 cans of Bustelo since it was on sale. I should be coffied until mid February if not March... npub15uc8vwea73m72phumy525srwqpql07jdpjjtqxwalycsjxv0600sgmz2cq Stumpy The Mutt These knuckle-dragging rage addicts long ago dismissed the Sermon on the Mount as "woke." npub15uc8vwea73m72phumy525srwqpql07jdpjjtqxwalycsjxv0600sgmz2cq Stumpy The Mutt Good old Lodge!
