Another Angry Woman

Troubled maiden aunt with homosexual tendencies. Tumblr psychopomp. She/her.

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2024-08-04 15:41:12

Got this little chap in a lucky dip. I think it's supposed to be a narwhal, but my first instinct was to describe it as a unicorn sperm.
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2024-08-02 18:35:16

Okay but for real I wouldn't go around repeating/arguing with the XY thing because:
1. her chromosomes, whatever they are, are her own private medical information
2. the only source for that is some incredibly controversial russian dude, so there's a decent chance it isn't true.

2024-07-26 19:16:40

just discovered this incredibly soothing youtube channel that shows videos of US trucks getting can-openered by a low bridge despite multiple safety warnings https://m.youtube.com/@11foot8plus8

2024-07-08 11:21:05

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The centre is all about ~compromise~ and ~coalition building~ right up until *they* might have to make a couple of compromises in the name of coalition building.

2024-07-08 11:19:00

A better question to ask - and I don't see any pundits asking this for obvious reasons - is why won't the centre compromise on these basic things which would drastically improve most people's lives?
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2024-07-05 10:49:52

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@npub1hpc…hjn3 they just need to cough lightly and every newspaper goes "omg babe are you OK? Is it the small boats causing your cough?"

2024-07-05 10:45:16

The next five years are going to be pandering to the far right because ~they have seats~ while steadfastly pretending that the greens don't have the same number of seats, and that Muslim independents don't have the same number of seats.

2024-06-28 22:12:30

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okay it turns out some of you aren't familiar with flag funerals. but yeah, there are Proper Methods Of "Retiring" an old flag and a whole industry based on it, and disney decided they didn't want to get caught not doing proper cremations so just use fake flags https://www.defense.gov/News/Feature-Stories/story/article/2206946/how-to-properly-dispose-of-worn-out-us-flags/

2024-06-28 21:25:50

this pride napkin reminds me of how they have fake, slightly-off usa flags with the wrong number of stars or stripes at disneyland so they don't have to do the special flag funerals when one gets damaged
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2024-06-26 19:29:24

I spent ages saying "Antibabypillen" for contraceptive pills as a funny little joke with a german-sounding word and it was only after literally years doing it that I learned this is the actual german word for contraceptive pills which is why nobody else found my little joke as funny as I did

2024-06-23 13:40:24

This triptych of images from the wikipedia page on herring gulls is *chef kiss*
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2024-06-21 17:25:52

god I love footnoting
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2024-06-20 23:48:29

he fell asleep studying
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2024-06-20 16:18:56

Me: *goes to veggie/vegan cafe*
Me: carefully avoids ordering anything with gochujang or miso paste because it's always cross contaminated to hell with shellfish
My mouth: *starts swelling up anyway*
The feta: *turns out to not actually be feta but some sort of vegan substitute containing miso paste*
I'm fine, but vegans please for the love of god clearly mark when you're using a substitute because loads of your ingredients contain small amounts of shellfish!!!!

2024-06-12 12:35:44

I am literally so fucking angry about this. It's a damn good and timely exhibition and absolutely nobody seems to want to fund it. Fedi, you've pulled off miracles before. Please can you pull of the quim-possible again? https://masto.ai/@vagina_museum/112603103927453956

2024-06-10 15:00:30

VM insider information: actually we are defo assigning queer identities. this is all part of our gay agenda. mwahaha https://masto.ai/@vagina_museum/112592416231871748

2024-06-02 19:13:12

our local blackbird has a lover, and about this time of day they sing little songs to each other, and then every single parakeet in the vicinity shows up and goes oooh shit we're singing cool and pipes up with peep peep PEEP PEEP P̳E̳E̳P̳

2024-06-02 00:27:09

why is it that only some farts smell like poo? it would make sense for all farts to smell like poo or for no farts to smell like poo but there must be a reason why most farts smell like farts while the occasional one smells like poo

2024-05-25 14:12:31

not all heroes wear capes
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2024-05-24 23:37:17

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@npub1mxu…3edu
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2024-05-20 17:42:21

One of the sweetest sounds in the world is when the tradie in your house starts hoovering up before they go

2024-05-19 17:49:37

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(If published, the Balkans results would probably provoke several wars and at least three new countries, which is probably why nobody has published this)

2024-05-19 17:48:29

I would love to do a piece of research where you present Europeans with a list of other countries and ask if they're white or not, because I'd be *fascinated* to see the results by country.

2024-05-19 12:13:23

Our swifts that live in the gutter are officially back! Was so worried that they wouldn't come back because one was dying when it still hadn't left by the end of September. Welcome back, obnoxious, noisy guests.

2024-05-12 00:08:45

Ummm there isn't a meteor shower tonight is there? Me and my gf just saw two shooting stars. Has the solar storm fucked satellites really badly????

2024-05-09 00:03:44

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@npub1aum…5jx0 OH!!!! This makes so much fucking sense except then that means your dirty clothes go on the floor?

2024-05-09 00:01:37

Genuine question, is there a function to these objects which exist in most hotel rooms beyond A Thing To Chuck Your Clothes On Because It Feels Weird To Just Throw Them On The Floor?
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2024-04-23 13:33:02

imo banning tiktok would be net good as it would get gen z/alpha learning how to use a vpn and from there open up boundless possibilities of accessing the internet through means other than a string of disparate proprietary apps

2024-04-20 22:26:21

imo there is a portion - not not everyone, nor even the majority* - of people who find underwired bras uncomfortable because they've been wearing entirely the wrong size. An unwired bra and a wired one do entirely different thing (the former compresses, the other lifts) and if the wired one pokes in places, it's because the cup is the wrong size**
*don't bother telling me you're not in the majority, I know
**or you'd prefer your tits not to be lifted

2024-04-06 23:13:51

had a few drinks in me and exuberantly trying to articulate my thesis that dubstep is urban bagpipes

2024-04-06 18:14:45

one of those days today lads
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2024-03-31 18:36:08

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@npub1nk4…us2w if it helps, I was about the same age when I discovered prawns were not, in fact, baby lobsters

2024-03-19 19:43:05

Oh capitalism, you've innovated again!
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2024-03-12 20:16:08

imo everyone should go on puberty blockers until like age 16, at which point you're perfectly old enough to choose whether you wanna go with endogenous hormones or store-bought. and then we just write off Puberty Year for each cohort, and maybe give them a year off school.

2024-03-11 17:45:18

My Kate conspiracy theory is that she's alive (moderate, I know) but disabled in some way they can't hide with a quick five minute photoshoot, like she's in a wheelchair or has a nasogastric tube.

2024-03-09 12:49:35

This is one of my favourite topics for me, not a physicist, to go off on one about after a few drinks, so it's nice to see a proper physicist actually saying it.
https://s3.masto.ai/media_attachments/files/112/065/574/743/110/980/original/1d75c5f0b793a6a0.jpg

2024-03-01 23:38:50

Thinking about that time Peter Crouch played golf
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2024-02-27 13:14:17

I don't usually do dunk screenshots but Naomi Wolf tweeting that Children of Men became real in 2021 is an exception deemed of sufficient merit to dunk.
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2024-02-25 21:12:34

Do you like Placebo? I mean actually like their music and not just kind of feel like it's doing something for you because you've been told it should?

2024-02-17 18:24:26

lol, lmao and lol again https://www.wired.com/story/air-canada-chatbot-refund-policy/
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2024-02-14 18:52:16

didn't realise it was ash wednesday as well as valentines, very glad I chose today for the vagina museum to post yet another thread about sexy pagan origins of catholic imagery

2024-02-12 23:41:40

Only in the fediverse can you get quality drama like an instance getting shut down for the taliban for having a funny domain

2024-02-10 14:57:54

there needs to be a word for when a fart goes round the front between the flaps. break the taboo by naming the phenomenon.

2024-02-05 19:56:17

wake up babe, new gender identity just dropped
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2024-02-04 16:28:21

it's that time of year where I whack on mozart's requiem and gather up all the plants that didn't make it through winter and chuck them in the food waste bin

2024-02-02 00:32:51

the best bird I know is this crow who hangs out in crystal palace park and pretends to have a limp and a dodgy wing, then the second someone feels sorry for him and gives it food, he'll hop up and fly off with it. 10/10 grift, I always feed him and pretend to be outraged by his lies.

2024-01-31 00:41:14

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@npub18p3…03wh yeah, I specifically don't want HP, partly because BDS and partly because once it's more than about two years old the ink costs 50 quid a pop and lasts for six pages precisely*
*everyone else, please do not reply saying they do that deliberately. I know

2024-01-30 23:03:04

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OK OK I hear you I will look at brother lasers

2024-01-30 22:06:48

Hello fedi, here is an actual looking for advice post, to which you can reply with answers specifically pertinent to the request.
I'm looking for a printer for light office use. It'll mostly be used for printing black and white a4, sometimes on sticker paper. Multiple people will be using it to print from laptops, so it needs to be able to do that. I'll have to explain how to use it to multiple people, so needs to be simple and reliable. Cheapest possible ink refills please. Scanner desirable.

2024-01-24 18:36:02

choo buns

2024-01-21 20:47:07

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@npub1dzj…4cun they're a damn good and incredibly annoying defence

2024-01-21 20:34:55

Tonight I appear to be haunted by some sort of medieval sea warlord ancestor and initiated conversations such as We Should Start Using Harbor Chains Again and Nothing Wrong With Running A Blockade With A Fireship

2024-01-13 17:39:02

A Type Of Poster On Here to pop into the taxonomy of Low-Key Menaces is the ones who turn up in the replies pointing out typos in the alt text. Don't do this, it's annoying and actively puts people off image descriptions.

2024-01-04 12:45:42

this remains one of my favourite joke ever told
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2024-01-02 13:53:17

if anything a painting depicting pubic hair shows less nudity than a painting with a hairless vulva. pubes are nature's knickers. thank you for coming to my ted talk.

2024-01-01 18:09:22

happy birthday to all horses in the northern hemisphere

2024-01-01 12:48:45

Happy new year!
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2023-12-30 12:45:53

I hope everyone knows the goat was officially declared dead on wikipedia. Great job, birds!

2023-12-28 23:00:08

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the incandescent bulb likers have found this toot :(

2023-12-28 18:35:49

My favourite culture war is those weirdos who throw tantrums because you can't buy incandescent light bulbs any more, like okay buddy, I'm sorry you don't have to change the bulb every couple of weeks and sometimes it just fucking explodes, that's PC gone mad, that is

2023-12-28 17:49:34

book 1: child goes on a fantastic adventure meeting colourful vibrant characters!
book 3: the children kill god then fuck. also, nutwheel.

2023-12-28 17:40:03

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@npub14uk…2erc There's a strong undercurrent of terror at their children being real people with independent minds and bodies among conservatives. It manifests here with the book bans, as well as all that grim legislation on parental notification with queer kids, outright transition bans, creepy sex education requirements, anti-vaxxing... the list goes on and on and all of it can be traced to fear of their children choosing to cut them off.
And it's funny because their kids absolutely WILL

2023-12-26 14:02:23

🎵Peep peep
🎵That's the sound of parakeets

2023-12-23 15:48:16

he was truly too good for this world
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2023-12-23 14:40:58

Had a sandwich in Marseille a few years back that was called "the Californian". Can you guess what was in it?

2023-12-21 16:36:13

My foreseeable future between now and September going to be reading very sincere replies asking if we're aware that this logo looks like a cock and balls https://masto.ai/@vagina_museum/111618907852811289

2023-12-20 22:54:22

Mask up, folks, there's a lot of covid out there! https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2023/dec/20/police-to-be-able-to-run-face-recognition-searches-on-50m-driving-licence-holders

2023-12-19 11:54:51

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@npub1psd…9sr7 I'm substantially younger but jesus that film really was horrific

2023-12-19 11:52:18

speaking of threads, you've all seen the best imdb bio of all time, yeah? https://www.imdb.com/name/nm1856457/
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2023-12-18 12:33:29

Very good reasons to donate today. You get to hear a rude word, and also make the community gallery happen (I literally have no idea how we're gonna afford the grant match without this) https://masto.ai/@vagina_museum/111601143251797134

2023-12-17 15:57:31

Just two donations away from the magic 69 donors. Who feels like being NICE? https://masto.ai/@vagina_museum/111596242972202294

2023-12-17 13:19:39

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I'm about 90% sure threads won't integrate with most fedi content warning protocols which means your lewds will be visible to insta users and you can get yourself - perhaps even your whole server - blocked pretty swiftly. That's the power of hole.

2023-12-17 13:15:12

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A few things that will get threads blocking you pretty swiftly:
-posting hole
-onlyfans links
-boobs
-bums
-just talking about these things without using dingus tiktok euphemisms

2023-12-17 13:12:07

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Can't have an instagram user seeing a bit of hole

2023-12-17 13:11:54

For real, just post hole occasionally on the tl and threads will defederate from you first

2023-12-13 21:13:57

Once saw some birds on a nature documentary that can't recognise their chick if it's not in the nest. Their chick had fallen out of the nest and was trying to get back in while its parents were waddling around going "shit we lost our baby, what the fuck is that thing next to the nest going peep peep peep, that can't be our baby because our baby is in the nest, by the way where's our baby, it's not in the nest". Anyway, I think about those guys every time I can't find something that's right there

2023-12-08 21:04:24

Theatre concept: The Lion King, except its set in 14th century Denmark and all the characters are human nobles.

2023-12-07 12:13:40

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@npub1dzj…4cun Consider this: It's melting *into* piss because all emoji are made of piss.

2023-12-07 12:11:19

I sometimes wonder how powerpoint girlfriend is doing. I hope she's [starburst transition with vroom sound]
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2023-12-05 00:26:25

Kissed By A Flower #GenericASong

2023-11-30 22:00:20

I think about this iconic reddit post all the time
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2023-11-25 19:18:43

bona vacantia sounds like the polari for hoping someone has/had a nice holiday

2023-11-23 23:37:09

Happy anniversary to farting stepdad
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2023-11-20 21:50:14

I love being a lesbian, got my girlfriend a saw for her birthday and she's thrilled to bits.

2023-11-17 20:06:53

Your annual reminder that, per the hanky code, Pudsey Bear is flagging that he's looking for an orgy.

2023-11-03 11:41:21

I think all the time about these queens.
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2023-11-03 10:57:23

2023 has been a bad year so far for billionaires, let's make 2024 way, way worse.

2023-10-28 12:22:24

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@npub1psd…9sr7 PLEASE tell me it involved hilarious measures to curb inflation

2023-10-28 12:18:24

important reportage from neopets
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2023-10-24 01:07:20

I think I'm going to tap out of the name tube stations from memory game here, that's a nice place to give up.
Also, it means I don't have to stay awake obsessing over the utter bastard ones which I've travelled through basically every day and don't remember.
https://london.metro-memory.com/
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2023-10-23 22:07:37

Hmm, wonder why they're taking *this* racism allegation seriously 🤔
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2023-10-23 11:50:07

69 days to go until the end of the year.
NICE.

2023-10-22 19:06:51

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@npub18p3…03wh I feel like it should go just after U in the alphabet, proximal to the weirdos but next to its buddy

2023-10-18 12:41:55

tooms from the x files is due another killing spree this year, lock up your livers

2023-10-17 11:01:21

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@npub18p3…03wh Perhaps it's the French ancestors taking over here, but *always* start with the butter, because it's almost definitely a shit-ton of butter.

2023-10-16 15:32:08

love to live in a normal country where tories revealed as sex pests have nominative deterministic names like chris pincher and peter bone. even a victorian light entertainment show wouldn't go that on-the-nose with character names

2023-10-14 14:17:54

I'm not being carceral but people who pay with their phones and don't have the app up and ready when going through the ticket gates on the tube should be immured in the tunnels

2023-10-12 17:11:55

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@npub18p3…03wh This is so fucking lazy as well as it actually *being* misgendering, first thing I ask when writing event copy is "what pronouns do we use to refer to you"

2023-10-10 11:36:27

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@npub18p3…03wh The tableau of an angry, drunk Italian-American being loaded onto a spinal board will live with me forever.

2023-10-10 11:34:27

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@npub18p3…03wh There is an absolutely incredible episode of Jersey Shore where they're in Florence and the Situation breaks his fucking NECK because he headbutted a real wall made out of real materials.