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2024-08-20 15:21:39

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this guy is full of shit.

2024-08-06 01:23:46

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(Allow me to continue to shamelessly reply guy your poasts...)
You would think after all the covid hysterics, that people would understand "following the rules" isn't enough. They'll always want more. The only way to satisfy the beast system is to die for it.

2024-08-01 05:30:27

This is the most @npub1tm5…zt6m story I've ever heard
https://i.poastcdn.org/d1f34c421a8f628dc12feda7895f2ed8a2be9387e35e6754fd5ccc2c72bd3725.mp4

2024-07-26 22:51:22

https://i.poastcdn.org/6cf4b734f981f05953d549c624e35ba075387227e0ee6dcb9d519ee114b93413.mp4

2024-07-26 16:26:05

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I didn't know much about MrBeast before watching this video. What a scumbag. This kind of shit is exactly why you don't let your kids watch youtube.

2024-07-25 19:46:05

https://i.poastcdn.org/0adc6e38cb9fd94b93085cad97494eedbba60bc68b714759e232c2734086b61e.png

2024-07-16 12:29:05

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Are you saying you don't need ... uh... an echo dot with yoda ears?

2024-07-02 17:27:38

chewsday innit 🫖

2024-07-02 02:30:44

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I'm starting to think you're not autistic at all!

2024-06-28 16:44:23

#note1xas…jtnw
https://i.poastcdn.org/9cac1d9ff1639926b700ddc24e3a13125c559bf0f57b6f832faa38a6839b3fb5.png

2024-06-26 04:08:13

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i mean once and a while you can give yourself a normal circadian rhythm. as a treat.

2024-06-22 14:24:03

😏
https://i.poastcdn.org/22e633292ec9440e9ca49c78bc3893f90bef0d0537d3e1eca7b26182cacc8bcf.jpg

2024-06-22 02:06:14

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gesundheit :hitler:

2024-06-21 21:37:19

the town is 60% black
datausa.io/profile/geo/fordyce-ar
#note104x…hqws

2024-06-21 19:38:32

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younger guy I know (has money, fit, no major issues), had long term girlfriend, she cheats on him and leaves him. he dates another girl for a couple years, she cheats on him and leaves him. his current girlfriend is a college drop out, smokes pot all day and works for like subway or something. it's all trash, all the way down.

2024-06-20 19:23:24

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is this a political compass :thinkass:

2024-06-19 00:24:16

imgay.wav
#note1faf…jtt4

2024-06-15 05:08:25

Dan cranks out bangers on the nightly 🍻
#note12hc…hj5a

2024-06-15 03:52:33

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I hope he comes back too. We've lost too many. 😫
(I still hold out hope that some of them are still around under new accounts)

2024-06-14 21:53:57

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Feel bad for the normies getting an education in anarcho tyranny. These butt sex sidewalks are a form of entrapment.

2024-06-14 18:53:15

Were games journos always insufferable faggots?
Writing fluff pieces about DEI disasters that will inevitably flop, so they can act all surprised and complain about the "toxicity in gaming" or whatever.
eurogamer.net/assassins-creed-shadows-boss-explains-why-he-ignored-elon-musk-after-backlash-over-african-samurai-yasuke

2024-06-12 16:51:36

sometimes i miss that cheap pizza dough and musty air smell of kmart

2024-06-11 00:09:16

nothing ever happens enjoyers keep winning
#note14xl…xmxy
https://i.poastcdn.org/9ef47bd8450dc2e1bcad439b74369340c267a3c3a27a57ff7afc44a3bf4fad48.png

2024-06-09 14:32:19

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I think the shambling corpse of TRS had a "hot take" on him recently, so your instincts are correct.

2024-06-08 23:50:24

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Trigun was fun

2024-06-06 16:33:40

Sacrificing everything at the altar of butt sex is the american way
#note1zvu…jgjl

2024-06-06 02:15:51

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Home defense spray around your house + that sprinkle shit you get in orange bags around your house
Usually works for me

2024-06-05 18:34:20

"I promise I won't get all political."
3 beers later...
https://i.poastcdn.org/4278c4a9061c5c5c111f2625f06e7e517e36fb69cac613daf09596422b695cdf.png

2024-06-03 23:57:02

#note15da…gaxp
https://i.poastcdn.org/311632cc952fcba2a562fb76b67bf84d0f493da757b33f75c66653bcc5d74d67.mp4

2024-06-01 22:28:32

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The neo globohomo world order grenade drone when it detects a racial slur being uttered

2024-06-01 21:53:18

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Yet again, i can hear the DEI in their voices

2024-06-01 20:59:50

I can't believe making products that no one buys in order to get free money from blackrock wasn't the secret to success in videogames

2024-06-01 20:55:31

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nothing ever happens? (i can't read this but i have the pattern recognition of a seasoned racist)

2024-06-01 20:53:33

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well for one thing, he can't pay for your drinks if he's knocked out

2024-06-01 20:48:49

today I was staring at my frozen pizza, thinking about how there is less packaging, the lower quality of the pizza, the smaller size of the pizza, and the increased price of the pizza, and it occurred to me that businesses are striving to give you less and less, and charge you more money for it.
The ideal business is to give you nothing, and take all of your money. it's a mugging.
the perfect business is just a guy holding a gun to your head and taking your wallet.
https://i.poastcdn.org/14b9519157e63ff18e03c0c8fad62c71c377f47bd27e8c7db48a7979bc52f75d.png

2024-06-01 03:14:40

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I remember a conspiracy theory that she is actually a man. I believe it.

2024-06-01 03:11:01

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I found a YouTube channel that just shows old recordings of normal situations in various years, eg shopping in walmart in 1995, going to burger king in 1992, etc.
Gives me a similar feeling, like looking at a society that doesn't exist anymore
youtu.be/-NBYhcfaWi0

2024-06-01 02:29:06

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We can't all be boomers, fed poasting under our real names on facebook.
https://i.poastcdn.org/7598fe2f545ce97296343087bd4d11a01d87ede7e1c8c4c594ce1b785923b2bd.jpg

2024-05-30 17:13:25

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BONK
https://i.poastcdn.org/a3b968c0c28707601f349aea4fd3ed051158e69624882e03d66fe5406f476271.mp4

2024-05-30 16:25:58

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it smacks of talmudry, like there's some kind of humiliation aspect in making the goyim eat insects

2024-05-30 05:29:57

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If i could destroy one technology, it would be the smart phone.

2024-05-30 01:06:38

Politics must be so easy when you can just arrest people who disagree with you.

2024-05-29 17:34:52

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i dont want to see them
i dont want to hear them
i dont want to interact with them in any way
in an ideal world, my only exposure to niggers would be a picture of them in a book about exotic species living in a far off continent that i will never visit

2024-05-29 00:13:38

There are people who seemingly have an "emergency" of some kind every other week.
All of them are women.

2024-05-19 01:34:25

for motors' day (a holiday i just made up) we'll be celebrating the wankel engine
invented in the 50's by a german with the name Felix Wankel, they were too awesome for this world and were destroyed by fuel efficiency standards (jews)
https://i.poastcdn.org/af001a3c94b43d84ed9c04aed399c8707e75207d39f6b2805f49c2d58b834079.png
https://i.poastcdn.org/e40ab223e691af9a72f1d7b6cbb8ad9a0af860cb401fa1ef71d6be0f7bee0147.mp4

2024-05-14 05:42:18

This kills the European
(And the American but he enjoys it)
https://i.poastcdn.org/711d83a6f11d2470ae22fcc1aee28be43d3db33b3c40000e2a3ac3f34cd88b99.mp4

2024-05-09 00:19:25

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You getting enough sleep?

2024-05-07 01:15:11

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We're not mutuals but that was 10/10

2024-05-06 15:55:52

This sentence could've changed my late teens and early twenties.
#note1k7m…ylwn

2024-05-06 03:35:21

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man whoever runs this twitter account has to be jewish

2024-05-06 03:31:50

https://i.poastcdn.org/0d59cf5cc9f7e559e5311e313298c9a05030eb7fcad0e119b183393c71f250d0.png

2024-05-06 03:28:00

https://i.poastcdn.org/fb99021e96840782e15d58ac341d3e4f8df739dd501530b70428eefceb39ae9a.png

2024-05-06 01:50:41

Prison probably isn't that bad if you aren't there as a political prisoner like the J6 people.
I mean like, given the choice between being drafted to fight ZOG's enemies or prison, I'd probably take prison.

2024-05-06 00:53:47

"Look at this thing,
Doesnt it make you mad??" sums up about 80% of telegram posts

2024-05-06 00:14:44

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Mint was my entry point, generally speaking it just works (tm).

2024-05-06 00:04:33

Every time i go grocery shopping
https://i.poastcdn.org/3e9a9bb66167672363e26391740bae90b70cfe885f5314032ea2fcdf04ffd7ea.mp4

2024-05-05 20:15:10

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That feeling when you wake up feeling like shit and realize that's the best you're going to feel today

2024-05-04 19:04:44

Processed food should be labeled like cigarettes
"This product contributes to diabetes, heart disease, and obesity. Due to it's limited nutritional value, it should not be consumed by anyone."

2024-05-02 15:34:41

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return to killing witches
RETVRN

2024-05-02 03:45:57

I hope when I die, I hear the windows 98 shutdown sound

2024-05-01 17:01:50

The elites don't want you to know this but sunlight is free
You can just stand outside and enjoy it and it won't cost you a dime

2024-05-01 05:41:23

Goodnight everyone

2024-05-01 05:34:41

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To be clear, fuck israel
But libtards only hate israel because they think jews are White

2024-05-01 05:33:49

Faggots vs Zogbots
Zogbots 1
Faggots 0
#note1kgd…fp0x

2024-05-01 03:40:48

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Dozens of people died in the BLM riots iirc too. It wasnt just "muh insurance companies" paying out money to rebuild burnt buildings. The fact that NO ONE was ever held responsible for that is proof that the USA is done as a country.

2024-05-01 02:09:35

They put ads on telegram

2024-05-01 01:53:39

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I can't believe they've been at it for over 2 years at this point. What a waste of life.

2024-05-01 01:17:11

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I think i saw the stock of an ak with the russian flag colors. Are these russians?

2024-04-30 19:39:13

https://i.poastcdn.org/62dbf9bd2f4373b874e5de0b6d4ccc0ea1e265d598051e4f94514d654e21f892.mp4

2024-04-30 19:20:54

Spotted one mexican at the "White" grocery store
He was wearing a goku shirt

2024-04-29 03:04:04

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I have a family member who just built a house with 7 bathrooms.
It has taken me about 2 weeks to stop randomly saying to myself "Seven FUCKING bathrooms!" throughout the day.
I feel like i mustve made some really bad decisions in my life to just be scraping by while others are so rich they don't even think about it.

2024-04-28 06:50:59

Johnny Bravo nationalism
>physique
>sunglasses (style)
>attitude
https://i.poastcdn.org/4dc8cf9b9aec5053a51ff3760b0ccdfecc2d535fc3704713768263166338ce61.gif

2024-04-27 17:32:22

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there's no way you've experienced all that life has to offer and you're just throwing a tantrum because you didn't get what you wanted out of it yet.
you do not know what the future holds and slamming the door shut on it because you arrogantly think you've got it all figured out and there's no hope is retarded.

2024-04-27 17:20:37

Children are a lesson in the futility of a materialist life. My kids have destroyed televisions, computers, books (lots of those), they are agents of entropy. You cannot own anything forever and its pointless to try.

2024-04-26 15:03:36

>tea price increased by 34% in the last month alone
if you know a brit, make sure they're okay :sad_dog:
#note1a3f…8ycp

2024-04-25 19:14:26

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the zogbots have arrived

2024-04-24 04:08:28

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Bluey was pretty wholesome but i heard they started adding gay stuff to it. They always target kids.

2024-04-24 04:06:12

I dropped my bowl of ice cream, and the shattered glass cut my hand. I am going to interpret this as God telling me not to be fat.

2024-04-23 15:44:03

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I truly do not see the appeal of automatic motorcycles. Newbies think they want an automatic bike but they'll outgrow it in a few months.

2024-04-22 04:20:59

Wife got cauliflower and now everything smells like farts

2024-04-21 16:59:49

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Time and time again american WN groups are shown to be clowns who couldn't run a bake sale, let alone a poltical movement.

2024-04-17 18:18:40

Mood
https://i.poastcdn.org/1a29fe57067aef285f5ca2a1885fb5e1296d223fd884b91b37ca480083a49f43.jpg

2024-04-17 02:44:11

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a match made in hyperborea

2024-04-17 02:08:08

is it possible jews caused me to stub my toe on the desk? yes
is it likely?
also yes
https://i.poastcdn.org/a0b8458e045f0700eeef1e787cac6d729a69dbc795a0425cd0f2fbbb12ba1c7a.png

2024-04-16 00:20:00

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Thought i saw ol todd howard himself saying it was canon but i dojt have a specific link so maybe i imagined it

2024-04-15 02:45:57

I hate when you drop a beer but manage to catch it before it spills, but it is now flat.

2024-04-14 13:32:49

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I like Turkleton!

2024-04-14 05:21:48

Mad Scientist when his secret island is discovered
#note1wc6…r7tn

2024-04-14 02:31:02

https://i.poastcdn.org/a7fbad936f259f5757b7da70c7c990ea9bcab476f5776a9040910c403ca733b0.jpg

2024-04-10 19:26:06

companies' collective response:
#note1yd2…dxdj
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2024-04-10 17:04:13

this image says so much, it might as well be an etching on an ancient wall for how different things are now
>consoles on sale for under 50 bucks
>consoles sitting on a shelf without any anti-theft measures (no niggers live here)
This must've been after the Wii launched, but still, having gamecubes marked down so much and sitting out in the open is wild.
https://i.poastcdn.org/49e05bed4ec5302ce0c2cfc27c97f830fc54685e0edb8ba6111ece03bc03eab5.png

2024-04-10 16:44:22

I think you should say the n-word Dilbert
https://i.poastcdn.org/d2ed62e2c97b1a96ac4d44e45021d4f87d9fc8e96b11daa93547aa8b7735f831.png

2024-04-10 01:10:59

https://i.poastcdn.org/eeee9fc3fc185e9959fad73d3312a55f4455375838ebd2790a33de226bb9f4c7.jpg

2024-04-08 05:46:30

Finally got around to opening my copy of Advance Wars remake on switch. They added random niggers among the troops and wind turbines to the background. Back on to the shelf it goes.

2024-04-06 23:28:07

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haha
get on the boat

2024-04-05 18:45:41

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I guess this answers the "are they doing it on purpose or are they actually suffering from a competency crisis"

2024-04-05 18:41:24

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being one of the first "alt politics" guys with a blog, being jewish. I think being first helped a lot of mediocre people on the internet get way more famous than they deserved.

2024-04-04 15:58:43

evil elftummy be like
#note12d9…ne78

2024-04-04 15:57:57

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the parasite desperately trying to convince the host to keep it around

2024-04-04 15:42:34

nigger, india being anywhere on this list makes the whole thing suspect
#note1ujq…cuym
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