Parker Banks

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2024-07-25 23:34:14

Troon's Law: a = mc2, where
a: autogynephilia
m: minor attraction
c: child molestation
2: their preferred age of consent

2024-07-25 20:49:12

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@npub100w…3xcp @npub1atr…33ln Maybe he can find a book on woodworking while he's at it.

2024-07-23 06:11:45

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@npub1pnp…52zw @npub1l4e…hev7 Honestly, people shouldn't be so hard on Irish/British food. Lots of good meat dishes.

2024-07-23 06:03:02

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@npub1l4e…hev7 @npub1pnp…52zw It's made by Italy and everyone knows Italians can't cook for shit.

2024-07-21 20:36:20

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@npub1s3p…36z9 @npub15qp…pdm7 Awww yeah, she's bringing back the dab.
https://gh0st.live/media/e6749af8fe53b0c231184003aa712da3c72d8ef6c121b72969e2c7c6b224014e.jpg

2024-07-18 04:16:13

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@npub18c2…d9lw @npub1pnp…52zw I've been keeping it pretty simple, bench, pull ups, squats, etc. Sports seems to be a better workout anyways.

2024-07-17 19:26:47

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@npub19vk…5r78 There we go, now she's happy.
https://gh0st.live/media/5c62f8a78c4aac61c0fe737d2d17fcf3e1abdad0f46b14f4bafdff4113b7bb75.jpeg

2024-07-17 19:20:32

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@npub19vk…5r78 Turn that frown upside down
https://gh0st.live/media/03199b6dc19f62d68528018107b2f1741a8f62bcf78ee30b0ac4ca9f33993a0a.jpeg

2024-07-17 18:32:40

https://youtu.be/o-Q_UO6Hp7U

2024-07-16 20:35:33

I need to stop confusing Neil Gaiman and Neal Stephenson

2024-07-16 17:13:17

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@npub1khq…6n2t
>Wang guru

2024-07-16 15:52:24

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@npub18c2…d9lw @npub1pnp…52zw I do an extended fast every few months. But free weights and my weekly armored combat group have been helping lots.

2024-07-16 07:32:49

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@npub1pnp…52zw I mostly eat meat, but I don't count BBQing as "cooking" in the same way either. Regardless, I'm trying to get bigger so some carbs don't hurt.

2024-07-16 05:56:44

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@npub1pnp…52zw I've been cooking a little more lately, making bread decently often.

2024-07-15 06:37:26

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@npub1pnp…52zw Gonna cook something?

2024-07-15 06:36:14

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@npub18c2…d9lw They make good tea. And seeing if I can make the stems into cordage.

2024-07-15 05:17:02

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@npub18c2…d9lw It was alright, but next time I'll probably add some potatoes, carrots, and cream in addition to the onion, rice, and nettles that were already in it.

2024-07-15 03:19:28

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@npub1dsk…0nz9 Well, the recipe is a little rough, needs some work or earlier season nettles at least.

2024-07-15 03:10:08

Picked nettles and made nettle soup today.
https://gh0st.live/media/f42d36f82e346dd68e27263d142bf52be25c896b59653ae867fa18d2da188b8d.jpg

2024-07-14 16:17:46

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@npub1dsk…0nz9 DarkJeff has been on a roll.

2024-07-11 23:06:45

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@npub1wwt…ljy2 Even iHypocrite is doing the "what is your favorite from this list of stuff?" posts to boost his reply count, so I'm good without now.

2024-07-11 22:51:38

Actually deleting Twitter this time since it's just pure engagement farming now.

2024-07-09 06:39:59

Hey @npub1kfm…nl2k what's up?

2024-07-09 06:20:37

OOOO OOOOO OOOOOOOO HAA HAAA
OOOO OOO OOOOO HEE HEE HAA OOO
Hello you ol' chump!
I'm g-not a gmed!
I'm g-not a gnigger!
I'm a gnord, and you've been GNOOOOOOORDED!!!
https://gh0st.live/media/849a60b6884efe6b4db9387d732dd29d60fdf3fb521cd566cbe573f365a47192.jpg

2024-07-02 18:28:31

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Word got out.
https://gh0st.live/media/03e8ed409ec996d5116f94982a9e26c963230054f26b66e6436a79bfa2e7520b.jpg

2024-07-02 18:20:56

Making smores
https://gh0st.live/media/afecc81cc3213434c79234de6d385416fced403a8f437265e759fdf1fd2687d7.jpg

2024-06-27 22:01:31

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@npub1qh0…xeda Ohhh, this post makes a lot more sense now.
https://gh0st.live/media/d355d7c4b8f858062183ce04674d74af56538ca266401c49a1ebc3f19095405d.PNG

2024-06-27 19:56:27

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@npub12xe…vshq It's gonna be another case of people telling me "uhhhh it's actually a parody, you're not supposed to have fun" like with Robocop and Starship Troopers.

2024-06-27 19:55:11

https://gh0st.live/media/6ded492da825f5d8b484f5165038a029ad22ef15275c1ff922e52ef8f1aa67fe.webm

2024-06-27 19:53:04

https://gh0st.live/media/4d4df816d5cf0a7c7a499f93e90bd9e66c14e66c26782ab8e8dbb3d291a356ca.jfif

2024-06-27 18:56:30

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@npub1e8v…s7yy @npub1rjh…uefa I noticed yesterday's game, Slovakia was all Slovakians too.

2024-06-27 03:43:51

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Oh wait, it's @npub1q4g…cqs3
https://www.youtube.com/@wilhelmapologist

2024-06-27 03:34:27

Who is the guy on here, Leopold something, who did the very frenetically edited YouTube video about the Freedom Convoy?

2024-06-22 00:22:40

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@npub1dsk…0nz9 @npub19vd…48uu Did I send that to you? Lmao I completely forgot.

2024-06-18 20:51:58

Learning to knit.

2024-06-08 21:18:50

Can "carpenters" stop dousing random shit in epoxy? Christ, just make a table out of wood.

2024-06-06 18:27:44

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@npub1qh0…xeda Ahh oh nooo
https://gh0st.live/media/b575b965dad25dbf414f6ea33cd14d744d6d628422ed584b46ce5abcc39c5cef.jpg

2024-06-04 04:19:18

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@npub17rr…7wsy I know I'm still dying over it

2024-06-04 04:12:49

Fedi admins in a nutshell.
https://gh0st.live/media/a1a22b44f4c4677ede82466731cf097062dca1d6ceaf299b48e9d079d84abf56.PNG

2024-06-01 17:57:34

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Pretty fun getup, will have to get my own.
https://gh0st.live/media/277ebf709053bf7824616d5686711595d2928356eb6b6fd05f8d0fc77c4c8383.jpg

2024-06-01 06:02:22

Had my first day of armoured combat today.
https://gh0st.live/media/e66e26e0d79879c3e0a3ae82c77c7b5e0bfcf16d973cf8c01cc1e39c84890709.jpg

2024-05-29 21:56:05

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@npub1scj…el3p There's a good essay on this from the 90s, Anarcho-Tyranny U.S.A.
https://chroniclesmagazine.org/view/anarcho-tyranny-u-s-a/

2024-05-29 17:19:37

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@npub1pt6…6mf6 @npub1kdy…2hnf Those distributions all seem super wide, so there's not really much sex difference there.

2024-05-27 19:08:10

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@npub17rr…7wsy Yeah, language is thought

2024-05-27 18:28:34

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@npub1k0h…xygc Yeah it just annoyed me seeing people respond with "wow, words do have meanings" rather than seeing it as a cheap tactic.

2024-05-27 18:24:47

Jordan Peterson's "it depends on what you mean by X" always reminded me of my lazy rhetoric in high school debate club since the first thing you'd do in a debate is define your terms. My fastest way to win against someone who didn't know what they were doing was to quibble about definitions at the start until all the terms were defined in a way that was favorable to me, so that the rest of the debate was on autopilot.

2024-05-21 01:02:34

Found one of my childhood drawings.
https://gh0st.live/media/ea7dc02e850328299361f7ec3f003d284b44f84fa830b15b8bc30a419993e85e.jpg

2024-05-17 03:22:02

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@npub1qk6…wugn I saw one white guy in there, best of luck to him, though he needs to move.

2024-05-16 18:05:24

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@npub108z…dkr5 I want to distribute shared links that expire every month, which I guess I could do with nextcloud + some personal effort.

2024-05-16 18:00:38

What's good cloud storage? I wanna have a place to put all the audiobooks I make, but don't want to put in any effort. Something like pcloud or sync.com or the like.

2024-05-14 05:46:08

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@npub1scj…el3p @npub1cpc…v5zs Even Jared Taylor has given up as of a few days ago

2024-05-12 18:16:12

Are we back?

2024-05-03 21:40:55

New Canadian army logo. Lmao
https://gh0st.live/media/216c699d736f55a94b93e49119e3bd20accb7b3aff39f800215b7fb8ce13f6f3.jpg

2024-05-02 17:24:01

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@npub1srh…8g90 It writes itself.
https://gh0st.live/media/47c9abeee8c657b14ea5e2b436de623ea7fcad41e2764b439fec3ec824574af0.PNG

2024-05-01 03:12:36

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@npub108z…dkr5 @npub1rye…mvmk Very pretty, I should dig mine out as well.

2024-04-30 22:24:13

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@npub1lka…jeym @npub1u6y…ehph And don't you forget it
https://gh0st.live/media/02777a3174b6f60b5b656fb2c031f9a917c6b8a94664aa77e43dd093d712200d.webm

2024-04-30 22:20:13

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@npub1lka…jeym @npub1u6y…ehph What's wrong with Peter Griffin quotes?

2024-04-30 02:33:40

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@npub1wcf…equk @npub12ny…jdrp I was thinking obese homer simpson.

2024-04-30 02:32:11

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@npub12ny…jdrp @npub1wcf…equk
I hope the nurse wrote down 300 lbs. If the number is arbitrary anyways.

2024-04-25 04:59:54

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2024-04-22 04:48:22

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@npub1p02…vu4d @npub1j4p…z0qp
Well I personally drive a BMW to burn as much gasoline as possible and btfo the libs or something.

2024-04-20 03:44:39

Anything else I could add to make this more cringe, or is it bad enough already?
https://gh0st.live/media/d361bbbbf00dc0f9837d855fb4dff7fc28775435e2a47ca70f4c9d138be21267.png

2024-04-19 20:29:34

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@npub1g0u…3vfw @npub1qfr…h2zd Can't you just send them the "drinking Ayahuasca tea to heal internalized racism" video?

2024-04-17 19:43:12

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@npub15kj…zlnx @npub1s3m…qewq
Being so paranoid is a sign of extreme neuroticism. Best check himself into an institution. Its over

2024-04-14 03:21:34

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@npub108z…dkr5 /biz/ now requires email verification. Given the timing, this is 100% my doing
https://gh0st.live/media/45487fb2dff73431146eff8b3079530b1824807afb62d11735e9ce9997658c94.png

2024-04-11 01:09:32

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@npub1scj…el3p @npub108z…dkr5 I should sell some of my custom silver I got from /pmg/

2024-04-11 01:03:35

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@npub1scj…el3p @npub108z…dkr5 There's still BBBY threads, despite the stock not existing for a year now.

2024-04-11 00:57:05

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@npub108z…dkr5 There are currently 11 threads that mention APU in the OP, 4 that mention BAPU, 3 that mention SQUID, I am losing my mind here.

2024-04-11 00:51:22

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@npub108z…dkr5 Being shitskins. They let a dozen duplicate threads stay up for whatever shit they're in on/paid off to support, but insta-nuke any mention of anything that isn't their PeePooJeetCoin of the month.

2024-04-11 00:35:31

@npub108z…dkr5 Do you still janny/mod for 4chan? If so, please tell the /biz/ jannies to go kill themselves.

2024-04-08 21:28:11

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@npub1zxx…u452 @npub1us9…guep Maybe, it'll be nice to see what the requirements are.

2024-04-07 02:55:21

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@npub1pnp…52zw Cause m0th is cool and I'm on their IRC often enough.

2024-04-07 02:51:38

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@npub1pnp…52zw I nuked leafposter, then nuked psion, way less headache. I guess I could sign a message with my pgp key, but I don't want to look up how to do nerd shit right now.

2024-04-07 02:48:33

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@npub1pnp…52zw I made/had Clementine cake today. It was pretty good and apparently it's Jewish.

2024-04-06 21:26:17

Made a couple Clementine cakes today.
https://gh0st.live/media/c0cfe0ab0f6068cfe2a05eb8f63c20af004813558df4df61f79896b5e1d550cd.jpg
https://gh0st.live/media/f1ecce7883ebdcce2fdd738c5cf74fc56c1cff9d31e2620c5ddcf8012efbaa95.jpg

2024-04-04 22:10:22

Land Before Time: A child watches his mother get murdered, survives an earthquake, then has to kill his mother's murderer while leading his starving friends to the promised land.
Land Before Time II: Eggs! With sing-a-longs!

2024-04-02 16:02:57

Wife brought home some budgies as a pleasant surprise.
https://gh0st.live/media/b999dfe5bfead68faa1d4c70777321c99248feba54da6519078a47e29c2f5acf.jpg

2024-03-16 19:42:40

Fuck computers. Computers suck.

2024-03-07 13:27:02

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@npub16sz…378f Yep, winding down from fedi.

2024-03-05 20:43:39

Well I'm here now.