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DJ. Salesman with brown shoes. Podcaster. Next level society developer. comedian. Everything contained herein should be considered satire.

My Podcast!: https://cms.megaphone.fm/channel/dynamicresolution

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2026-01-15 16:26:52 GMT

Author Unknown
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2026-01-03 02:48:39 GMT

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guy was my age and dressed business casual.
The guy on the phone told him to get away from me and get to his car.
I ended up following out to his car and called 311 to prove to him he was being scammed.
Guy had four bands in an envelope

2025-12-25 17:27:43 GMT

Merry Christmas to all.
Christ is Lord

2025-12-09 18:29:17 GMT

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2025-11-07 19:45:53 GMT

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2025-10-01 15:40:39 GMT

Always remove your tracking tokens. Always.
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2025-09-28 23:43:20 GMT

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same thing

2025-09-28 23:12:49 GMT

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because I'm not a homosexual

2025-09-28 20:52:32 GMT

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Follow up: buckling spring is the superior keys switch interface.
Anything else is Playskool infant tier

2025-09-28 19:34:38 GMT

Keyboards without the ten-key numpad are not keyboards

2025-09-24 18:33:35 GMT

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2025-09-23 21:35:43 GMT

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i love cigarettes

2025-09-17 14:47:28 GMT

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I admittedly wasn't paying attention to these people to any capacity until Kirk died.
Crowder was always cringe to me. Candace is a woman. Milo got boring. Tucker was patronising.
I was exclusively getting my content from Schizos on the Fediverse.

2025-09-17 14:33:52 GMT

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I've completely given up on Tucker. He's shilled out and doesn't want you to notice his connections.
The only folks that have had any decorum about this is, surprisingly, Walsh, Pool, Fuentes and Hyde.
The folks trying to suck down Kirks audience appear to be doing it for their own monetary gain. The right needs to bury all this petty crap for the interim and join together. Stop fighting and blaming each other until after this pivot point is secured.
They won't though. . . . . bungled.

2025-09-17 14:30:30 GMT

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Milo is "unretiring". He's market testing a new college tour right now. Looking to make a buck after rotting on telegram for years. Suspiciously he gained about 200k followers in a few hours.
Candace keeps threatening to "show receipts" "all the receipts" in relation to Tyler Robinson, but keeps just teasing it on her show. These alleged receipts are nothing but a carrot for views.
Shapiro. Oh. Well. Seld explained.

2025-09-17 14:27:10 GMT

The right has a big opportunity on their hands, and I think they're gonna bungle it because of their self centered egos. They're all clamoring for a power grab of the void left by Kirk.
Be cautious of Milo, Crowder, Candace, and Shapiro. Their movements online are suspicious.
Crowder wasted literally no time changing his profile from "#2 Conservative Show" to read "#1". Kirk wasn't even cold before Mr. Mug Club updated his bio

2025-09-16 17:10:25 GMT

Discord CEO Early Life check
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2025-09-10 21:47:34 GMT

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2025-09-10 21:25:35 GMT

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2025-09-02 17:55:07 GMT

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LMAO what a loser.
"How can I make a foreign conflict about ME"

2025-08-21 05:47:28 GMT

Met up with the world famous @npub1ma0…yclm, her keeper, and the Friendly Finley for the last minute South East Alaskan NAS meetup! Truly amazing people!
If anyone is in Alaska reach out!
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2025-07-30 21:04:12 GMT

I had an opportunity to interview a pinball table designer who works for Stern. It was a fantastic experience.
Please give it a watch and comment.
Very proud.
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2025-07-15 03:39:44 GMT

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we adapt

2025-07-15 03:28:47 GMT

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Valorant is Counter Strike for sexual predators

2025-07-11 14:43:50 GMT

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he's ours now.

2025-07-11 14:11:04 GMT

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2025-07-04 23:05:10 GMT

God punished The Hill Country for Adams betrayal

2025-06-27 22:40:26 GMT

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I figured. The protestant to Zionist pipeline strikes again

2025-06-27 22:35:44 GMT

Fired up No Agenda cause I ran out of shows and I was curious what they had to say about Iran.
First time listening in over a year.
Did they become, or have, they always been Zionists?

2025-03-07 20:56:07 GMT

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LMAO

2025-03-07 20:44:27 GMT

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website looks like Burt Wards dog food
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2025-03-07 18:40:24 GMT

#NANC getting ready for the weekend
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2025-03-06 20:31:28 GMT

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2025-02-27 23:33:18 GMT

CANADIAN GLOWIE
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2025-02-27 19:40:03 GMT

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I'll throw it up on Proton-Drive and DM you a link

2025-02-27 17:53:55 GMT

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I got a blu ray rip on my PC

2025-02-25 20:24:17 GMT

Found this photo of Adam from headbangers ball
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2025-02-25 01:25:14 GMT

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2025-02-24 21:42:10 GMT

The cigarette indis is unfairly treated.
If you smoke a pack of cigs you can safely get behind the wheel, but suck down some Coors you're gonna kill someone.
Bring back cig commercials.
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2025-02-23 01:18:13 GMT

Time go Activate the Night Crew #NANC
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2025-02-19 23:38:57 GMT

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the night crew will NEVER DIE! I will fight the mob and devour their souls

2025-02-14 19:56:51 GMT

Found on telegram
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2025-02-13 21:17:22 GMT

Six years sober.
Please clap.
Post hentai

2025-01-30 22:57:46 GMT

To all my fans. I apologize for my lack of dank maymays.
I've been completely laid up with a balance issue that has me nauseated and throwing up. Rough couple of weeks.

2025-01-17 16:12:50 GMT

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2025-01-07 19:29:36 GMT

#NANC
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2024-12-22 22:53:30 GMT

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2024-12-20 22:01:02 GMT

I'm assembling a team...
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2024-12-20 16:52:41 GMT

Remember. Set your posts to auto delete.
Saves storage and is good opsec

2024-12-20 02:29:50 GMT

Saint Luigi
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2024-12-10 18:50:30 GMT

Anyone have a good suggestion for an android RCS enabled messaging app that isn't Google messages?

2024-12-10 15:29:43 GMT

I stopped counting calories for the last couple month and I'm starting to gain weight again.
My caloric plan restarted is tough, I can do it, but my problem is the end of the day gorging.
Any tips on how to get around that?
If I don't have food in my stomach I get nauseated very easy, so I've always struggled with intermittent fasting

2024-12-10 04:27:33 GMT

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2024-12-06 00:16:17 GMT

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he wanted to go after more but didn't.
People that propagated the system were hisbtargets

2024-12-06 00:01:40 GMT

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united Airlines president CEO

2024-12-05 23:20:08 GMT

The CEO murderer is Kaczynski reborn

2024-11-20 00:15:57 GMT

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bUt WhAt AbOuT iNtErSeXeD pEoPlE

2024-11-19 23:44:23 GMT

Hey @npub1gx2…4lmh I'll take the badge LMAO my life is too tumultuous to hat it up anytime soon.
I fucked up making that bet LMAO

2024-11-12 21:21:15 GMT

Its just. It feels so good winning

2024-11-11 04:29:33 GMT

So I had an elaborate plan for an edible hat. Pizza or some kind of baked good.
Unfortunately my father got very sick and I've been busy.
Apologies
I take my penance.

2024-11-08 18:05:12 GMT

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2024-11-06 07:39:40 GMT

The hat eating will be filmed live this weekend.

2024-10-25 01:53:11 GMT

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If Donald Trump wins this election, I'll eat my hat.

2024-10-25 01:52:54 GMT

There is an absolute zero percent chance that Donald Trump wins this election. The Democrats have figured out the perfect plan to steal the election. They did it last time. They're going to do it again. We are never going to see a Republican president ever again, and we need to start planning on living in a Democrat-fascist government.

2024-10-23 04:05:53 GMT

#NANC
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2024-10-22 17:00:50 GMT

Facial recognition finally made its way to the Anchorage Airport.
So now I gotta opt out of that twice a month.

2024-10-16 01:24:07 GMT

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2024-10-11 20:50:06 GMT

Animated No Agenda got weird in the third season
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2024-10-07 15:00:57 GMT

https://cms.megaphone.fm/channel/dynamicresolution
Episode 39 - "This Show Actually Sucks" is live.
Give us a sub and a review. We're trying to squeeze in a few more reviews before the end of the year to get pushed into the algo. Help a loyal NAS'hole out.
All proceeds will get funneled into memetic research.
Thank you for your courage.
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2024-10-03 14:49:36 GMT

#NANC
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2024-10-01 16:28:12 GMT

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2024-09-24 16:10:40 GMT

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That font is the font used in the free-ish to play MMORPG RuneScape. Level 99 in a skill is the max level you can get, but it's logarithmic. So when you get to level 92, you're halfway to level 99.

2024-09-24 15:17:24 GMT

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we are so fucking dead LMAO

2024-09-24 14:56:28 GMT

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2024-09-20 15:47:20 GMT

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what you do?

2024-09-19 00:11:29 GMT

I'm eating kale to help with my liver enzymes.
Kale fucking sucks.

2024-09-14 21:59:08 GMT

Layover in DFW. Started to feel sick. Airport EMS says my heart is fucky.
I ain't gonna die in fucking Texas.

2024-09-14 01:59:27 GMT

#NANC is Bubba The Love Sponge approved
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2024-09-03 20:25:27 GMT

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holy shit.
How could socio economic divisions have let this happen?!

2024-09-03 20:16:45 GMT

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pyra is mid. Rosalina is top tier

2024-09-02 19:18:44 GMT

WTF?
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2024-09-02 13:53:46 GMT

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2024-09-02 06:06:37 GMT

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I miss g4. G5 just doesn't hit

2024-08-30 22:14:25 GMT

#NANC
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2024-08-28 06:50:54 GMT

Fucking OASIS is back?!

2024-08-25 01:11:54 GMT

What's the opinion on the Telegram CEO getting arrested

2024-08-23 16:32:05 GMT

#NANC NO AUTHORITY NIGHT CREW NEVER SLEEPS
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2024-08-16 22:49:00 GMT

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2024-08-15 01:04:55 GMT

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2024-08-14 19:12:55 GMT

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2024-08-14 18:15:44 GMT

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2024-08-14 15:31:51 GMT

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2024-08-14 02:16:44 GMT

Leader of the No Authority Night Crew #NANC
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2024-08-14 02:06:13 GMT

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2024-08-11 16:49:50 GMT

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2024-08-10 19:56:53 GMT

Protip:
If you're stuck making cheap packet ramen, dump the cook water and rinse the noodles.
The cheap noodles are preserved by flash frying and there is a lot of extra calories left behind.

2024-08-08 04:40:49 GMT

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2024-08-08 04:37:07 GMT

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2024-08-06 19:39:54 GMT

Jews on inciting racial hate between whites and everyone else: "If the cat and the dog are hating each other, the mouse is safe"
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2024-08-06 19:00:11 GMT

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