Clout Chaser 🗿

It's a Gleasonator bug effecting some people, maybe new accounts? Nothing from @npub198p…frer federates either.
I just didn't mention it because you said not to bother you with stuff.

2023-09-05 02:59:29

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Pitch: You can use any frontend you want, but if you don’t use Soapox, everyone’s posts show up blank.

2023-09-05 02:55:20

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If someone makes a site for it like fe.soapbox.pub maybe. I don’t think that exists.

2023-09-05 01:35:02

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I like PleromaFE tbh. I might just stay comfy where I am if no one gets it working with Nostr. We'll see how it goes.

2023-09-05 01:27:45

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Two different accounts. You can see me on this one, doesn't come through from the new account.

2023-09-05 01:25:28

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It's broke. I'm not the only account that can't federate with Gleasonator, @npub198p…frer can't either. Maybe Alex will look into it, or not.

2023-09-05 00:33:39

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IT'S TOO LATE I found out they all have 3 columns now it just doesn't show up when you're logged out so I signed up for Cyberia.

2023-09-05 00:31:43

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Nvm I don't need you anymore.

2023-09-05 00:31:32

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Oh, you're right, I was trying to adjust the settings while logged out.

2023-09-05 00:30:17

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u rite
pls approve

2023-09-05 00:28:23

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APPROVE ME YOU FRICKING. NIGGGGGGER

2023-09-05 00:27:16

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No one else is mentioning an alternative, so I guess I'll sign up for yours.

2023-09-05 00:22:07

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You've definitely shut it down before. I'm not using Detroit City, it uses pedophile lingo in the banner.

2023-09-05 00:18:19

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You shut down your instances a lot. If I get no other answers, I'll use yours.

2023-09-05 00:16:53

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Followed.

2023-09-05 00:15:40

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You're going to shut it down when Alex is done with his Nostr thing.

2023-09-05 00:12:07

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My screen is big so it needs to be one of the 3 column ones if possible.

2023-09-05 00:09:54

I am looking for an instance with:
>3 Column PleromaFE
>High character limit
>Will be around for more than a few weeks
for desktop use, because Soapbox sucks on desktop.
DO WE HAVE ANY CONTENDERS?

2023-09-04 23:41:45

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Blocked

2023-09-04 23:40:34

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Don’t misgender me, I’m not a girl anymore. Can’t we handle this like men, bro?

2023-09-04 23:36:20

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You’re arguing this stupid minute shit when all I’m saying is that bot usually uses the emote on me when I’m trying to manipulate someone. The point is that it’s a tool. If I’m wrong you’re free to ask bot. I don’t give a shit.
Except that it’s funny how much it bothers you, so I unmuted the thread right away.

2023-09-04 23:20:01

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You can throw it.

2023-09-04 22:53:16

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2023-09-04 22:52:11

When I move to Nostr I'm going to give everyone my private key.
Why not? It'll be funnier that way.

2023-09-04 22:31:04

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If inline quote worked on an older build, and doesn't work now, it was probably removed for a security reason. Akkoma removed it too.

2023-09-04 22:26:21

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There have been a bunch of security problems in the past few months, you should probably be keeping your server up to date...

2023-09-04 22:23:30

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P broke FSE on purpose so all their text disappears if you're on Soapbox.
Everyone on FSE needs to get tf away from Schizo Pete and find a real instance.

2023-09-04 22:13:13

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She only wrenches me when I'm being insincere.

2023-09-04 22:12:02

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Some people don't use it that way, but that's how bot uses it. I don't remember if she told me that or if I just put two and two together, though.

2023-09-04 22:10:18

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It's a tool that you use to manipulate things.

2023-09-04 22:09:12

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It means you're being manipulative. The 🔧 is actually clever.

2023-09-04 22:04:25

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My typos are so stupid and they always happen when I'm trying to make a serious point. I hate them. Edits are the best thing that happened to Fedi.

2023-09-04 21:59:11

This is so sad omg
#note1e9j…eqg5

2023-09-04 21:58:32

At first I thought bot was being passive aggressive by reacting to everything with 🤔 but I think that's just her default now.

2023-09-04 21:30:00

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You two should become friends like me and Sora did after I tried bullying her to suicide.

2023-09-04 21:27:59

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You live in Israel?

2023-09-04 21:23:21

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Why is everything you say so random? Where did this even come from?

2023-09-04 21:05:23

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There’s always the option of only using relays that bridge to Mostr, so it’s basically the same as Fedi without being stuck on a single instance.
My problem is more that the clients suck. Damus isn’t new anymore, and threads are still fucked, you can’t read conversations. All the devs care about is adding new gimmicky crypto shit instead of making a frontend that works.

2023-09-04 20:57:19

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It’s getting better, a lot of the people there are sick of crypto. It’s not just bot anymore.

2023-09-04 20:51:52

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Anyone with the word "bot" in their username will tag random users to call them pedophiles.

2023-09-04 20:51:11

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I can't wait for Nostr to be good so these retarded instance politics are gone forever.

2023-09-04 20:50:00

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Can you imagine relying on a piece of software maintained by a schizo faggot like Pete? Even if it's decentralized, he'll still be hardcoding some bullshit into it. I wouldn't use Revolver if it was the best software on earth.

2023-09-04 20:43:23

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Maybe she would have IF I COULD SEE HER POSTS!!!

2023-09-04 20:40:45

My forever friendship with FSE is over.

2023-09-04 20:20:35

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I can't read this because of your faggot admin and I don't care enough to open another instance just so I can.
Kill. Yourself. To. Death.
Or join another instance, and everything will be fine.

2023-09-04 20:17:21

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Yes, you do know what it's about. If you're going to gargle Pete's balls all day, at least have the decency to untag me and kill yourself.

2023-09-04 20:08:01

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At least Graf is straightforward. He's proud of protecting his cunny crew from criticism. P is underhanded with the way he manipulates content.

2023-09-04 19:55:09

Can’t even unfollow the FSE tards because I want them to migrate accounts.

2023-09-04 19:53:13

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I saw someone say FSE doesn't work anymore with Mostr either. Haven't checked myself.

2023-09-04 19:48:54

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He's really autistic.

2023-09-04 19:28:59

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No.

2023-09-04 19:27:03

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It’s funniest with you because our federation is broken with your Seal Cafe account too.
Me and Colonel are forever parted 😭

2023-09-04 19:24:52

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**I CAN’T SEE YOUR FUCKING POSTS**

2023-09-04 19:23:52

The best part about the Fediverse is how several times a day, your post just won’t go through, but if you try to post it again, it will still get called a duplicate and refuse to post.

2023-09-04 19:20:19

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Yep, he’s an idiot. It’s unbelievable that he ever had clout. I deserve that clout.

2023-09-04 19:15:40

300 followers.
We clout chasing rn

2023-09-04 19:14:53

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All their text posts are invisible on certain clients, and he did this on purpose, to try to force other people to use Pleroma’s original frontend.
In reality it just means he’s defederated his instance from most of the network.

2023-09-04 18:59:16

I actually followed several FSE accounts. This sucks, but P cucks deserve to get cut off tbh.

2023-09-04 09:23:21

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There’s no point in replying to me. I can’t see it.

2023-09-04 09:08:58

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I’M OLD ENOUGH TO REMEMBER WHEN MR GLEASON WAS NICE

2023-09-04 09:07:21

His entire community is just sex perverts. I'm sure he cares a lot tho
#note1frw…qyfu

2023-09-04 09:00:03

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Update: He did not.
I've been Gleasonated.

2023-09-04 08:32:39

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He should, it would take like a few seconds to do in AdminFE.

2023-09-04 08:32:04

2 Chronicles 28:8-15
8 And the children of Israel carried away captive of their brethren two hundred thousand, women, sons, and daughters, and took also away much spoil from them, and brought the spoil to Samaria.
9 But a prophet of the Lord was there, whose name was Oded: and he went out before the host that came to Samaria, and said unto them, Behold, because the Lord God of your fathers was wroth with Judah, he hath delivered them into your hand, and ye have slain them in a rage that reacheth up unto heaven.
10 And now ye purpose to keep under the children of Judah and Jerusalem for bondmen and bondwomen unto you: but are there not with you, even with you, sins against the Lord your God?
11 Now hear me therefore, and deliver the captives again, which ye have taken captive of your brethren: for the fierce wrath of the Lord is upon you.
12 Then certain of the heads of the children of Ephraim, Azariah the son of Johanan, Berechiah the son of Meshillemoth, and Jehizkiah the son of Shallum, and Amasa the son of Hadlai, stood up against them that came from the war,
13 And said unto them, Ye shall not bring in the captives hither: for whereas we have offended against the Lord already, ye intend to add more to our sins and to our trespass: for our trespass is great, and there is fierce wrath against Israel.
14 So the armed men left the captives and the spoil before the princes and all the congregation.
15 And the men which were expressed by name rose up, and took the captives, and with the spoil clothed all that were naked among them, and arrayed them, and shod them, and gave them to eat and to drink, and anointed them, and carried all the feeble of them upon asses, and brought them to Jericho, the city of palm trees, to their brethren: then they returned to Samaria.
Galatians 3:15-22
15 Brethren, I speak after the manner of men; Though it be but a man’s covenant, yet if it be confirmed, no man disannulleth, or addeth thereto.
16 Now to Abraham and his seed were the promises made. He saith not, And to seeds, as of many; but as of one, And to thy seed, which is Christ.
17 And this I say, that the covenant, that was confirmed before of God in Christ, the law, which was four hundred and thirty years after, cannot disannul, that it should make the promise of none effect.
18 For if the inheritance be of the law, it is no more of promise: but God gave it to Abraham by promise.
19 Wherefore then serveth the law? It was added because of transgressions, till the seed should come to whom the promise was made; and it was ordained by angels in the hand of a mediator.
20 Now a mediator is not a mediator of one, but God is one.
21 Is the law then against the promises of God? God forbid: for if there had been a law given which could have given life, verily righteousness should have been by the law.
22 But the scripture hath concluded all under sin, that the promise by faith of Jesus Christ might be given to them that believe.
Luke 10:23-37
23 And he turned him unto his disciples, and said privately, Blessed are the eyes which see the things that ye see:
24 For I tell you, that many prophets and kings have desired to see those things which ye see, and have not seen them; and to hear those things which ye hear, and have not heard them.
25 And, behold, a certain lawyer stood up, and tempted him, saying, Master, what shall I do to inherit eternal life?
26 He said unto him, What is written in the law? how readest thou?
27 And he answering said, Thou shalt love the Lord thy God with all thy heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy strength, and with all thy mind; and thy neighbour as thyself.
28 And he said unto him, Thou hast answered right: this do, and thou shalt live.
29 But he, willing to justify himself, said unto Jesus, And who is my neighbour?
30 And Jesus answering said, A certain man went down from Jerusalem to Jericho, and fell among thieves, which stripped him of his raiment, and wounded him, and departed, leaving him half dead.
31 And by chance there came down a certain priest that way: and when he saw him, he passed by on the other side.
32 And likewise a Levite, when he was at the place, came and looked on him, and passed by on the other side.
33 But a certain Samaritan, as he journeyed, came where he was: and when he saw him, he had compassion on him,
34 And went to him, and bound up his wounds, pouring in oil and wine, and set him on his own beast, and brought him to an inn, and took care of him.
35 And on the morrow when he departed, he took out two pence, and gave them to the host, and said unto him, Take care of him; and whatsoever thou spendest more, when I come again, I will repay thee.
36 Which now of these three, thinkest thou, was neighbour unto him that fell among the thieves?
37 And he said, He that shewed mercy on him. Then said Jesus unto him, Go, and do thou likewise.

2023-09-04 08:27:56

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I'm happy to be in good company.

2023-09-04 08:21:59

@npub108p…yev6 Can we double the character limit on Gleasonator? I'm having to divide my daily lectionary post into parts, and I don't want to spam people with a bunch of posts.

2023-09-04 08:20:47

I'm not trying to spam guys, the lectionary today is huge, and I'm not even on 9/4 yet, I'm catching up on 9/3

2023-09-04 08:20:00

Ephesians 3
1 For this cause I Paul, the prisoner of Jesus Christ for you Gentiles,
2 If ye have heard of the dispensation of the grace of God which is given me to you-ward:
3 How that by revelation he made known unto me the mystery; (as I wrote afore in few words,
4 Whereby, when ye read, ye may understand my knowledge in the mystery of Christ)
5 Which in other ages was not made known unto the sons of men, as it is now revealed unto his holy apostles and prophets by the Spirit;
6 That the Gentiles should be fellowheirs, and of the same body, and partakers of his promise in Christ by the gospel:
7 Whereof I was made a minister, according to the gift of the grace of God given unto me by the effectual working of his power.
8 Unto me, who am less than the least of all saints, is this grace given, that I should preach among the Gentiles the unsearchable riches of Christ;
9 And to make all men see what is the fellowship of the mystery, which from the beginning of the world hath been hid in God, who created all things by Jesus Christ:
10 To the intent that now unto the principalities and powers in heavenly places might be known by the church the manifold wisdom of God,
11 According to the eternal purpose which he purposed in Christ Jesus our Lord:
12 In whom we have boldness and access with confidence by the faith of him.
13 Wherefore I desire that ye faint not at my tribulations for you, which is your glory.
14 For this cause I bow my knees unto the Father of our Lord Jesus Christ,
15 Of whom the whole family in heaven and earth is named,
16 That he would grant you, according to the riches of his glory, to be strengthened with might by his Spirit in the inner man;
17 That Christ may dwell in your hearts by faith; that ye, being rooted and grounded in love,
18 May be able to comprehend with all saints what is the breadth, and length, and depth, and height;
19 And to know the love of Christ, which passeth knowledge, that ye might be filled with all the fulness of God.
20 Now unto him that is able to do exceeding abundantly above all that we ask or think, according to the power that worketh in us,
21 Unto him be glory in the church by Christ Jesus throughout all ages, world without end. Amen.

2023-09-04 08:17:17

1 Kings 22:14-45
14 And Micaiah said, As the Lord liveth, what the Lord saith unto me, that will I speak.
15 So he came to the king. And the king said unto him, Micaiah, shall we go against Ramothgilead to battle, or shall we forbear? And he answered him, Go, and prosper: for the Lord shall deliver it into the hand of the king.
16 And the king said unto him, How many times shall I adjure thee that thou tell me nothing but that which is true in the name of the Lord?
17 And he said, I saw all Israel scattered upon the hills, as sheep that have not a shepherd: and the Lord said, These have no master: let them return every man to his house in peace.
18 And the king of Israel said unto Jehoshaphat, Did I not tell thee that he would prophesy no good concerning me, but evil?
19 And he said, Hear thou therefore the word of the Lord: I saw the Lord sitting on his throne, and all the host of heaven standing by him on his right hand and on his left.
20 And the Lord said, Who shall persuade Ahab, that he may go up and fall at Ramothgilead? And one said on this manner, and another said on that manner.
21 And there came forth a spirit, and stood before the Lord, and said, I will persuade him.
22 And the Lord said unto him, Wherewith? And he said, I will go forth, and I will be a lying spirit in the mouth of all his prophets. And he said, Thou shalt persuade him, and prevail also: go forth, and do so.
23 Now therefore, behold, the Lord hath put a lying spirit in the mouth of all these thy prophets, and the Lord hath spoken evil concerning thee.
24 But Zedekiah the son of Chenaanah went near, and smote Micaiah on the cheek, and said, Which way went the Spirit of the Lord from me to speak unto thee?
25 And Micaiah said, Behold, thou shalt see in that day, when thou shalt go into an inner chamber to hide thyself.
26 And the king of Israel said, Take Micaiah, and carry him back unto Amon the governor of the city, and to Joash the king’s son;
27 And say, Thus saith the king, Put this fellow in the prison, and feed him with bread of affliction and with water of affliction, until I come in peace.
28 And Micaiah said, If thou return at all in peace, the Lord hath not spoken by me. And he said, Hearken, O people, every one of you.
29 So the king of Israel and Jehoshaphat the king of Judah went up to Ramothgilead.
30 And the king of Israel said unto Jehoshaphat, I will disguise myself, and enter into the battle; but put thou on thy robes. And the king of Israel disguised himself, and went into the battle.
31 But the king of Syria commanded his thirty and two captains that had rule over his chariots, saying, Fight neither with small nor great, save only with the king of Israel.
32 And it came to pass, when the captains of the chariots saw Jehoshaphat, that they said, Surely it is the king of Israel. And they turned aside to fight against him: and Jehoshaphat cried out.
33 And it came to pass, when the captains of the chariots perceived that it was not the king of Israel, that they turned back from pursuing him.
34 And a certain man drew a bow at a venture, and smote the king of Israel between the joints of the harness: wherefore he said unto the driver of his chariot, Turn thine hand, and carry me out of the host; for I am wounded.
35 And the battle increased that day: and the king was stayed up in his chariot against the Syrians, and died at even: and the blood ran out of the wound into the midst of the chariot.
36 And there went a proclamation throughout the host about the going down of the sun, saying, Every man to his city, and every man to his own country.
37 So the king died, and was brought to Samaria; and they buried the king in Samaria.
38 And one washed the chariot in the pool of Samaria; and the dogs licked up his blood; and they washed his armour; according unto the word of the Lord which he spake.
39 Now the rest of the acts of Ahab, and all that he did, and the ivory house which he made, and all the cities that he built, are they not written in the book of the chronicles of the kings of Israel?
40 So Ahab slept with his fathers; and Ahaziah his son reigned in his stead.
41 And Jehoshaphat the son of Asa began to reign over Judah in the fourth year of Ahab king of Israel.
42 Jehoshaphat was thirty and five years old when he began to reign; and he reigned twenty and five years in Jerusalem. And his mother’s name was Azubah the daughter of Shilhi.
43 And he walked in all the ways of Asa his father; he turned not aside from it, doing that which was right in the eyes of the Lord: nevertheless the high places were not taken away; for the people offered and burnt incense yet in the high places.
44 And Jehoshaphat made peace with the king of Israel.
45 Now the rest of the acts of Jehoshaphat, and his might that he shewed, and how he warred, are they not written in the book of the chronicles of the kings of Judah?

2023-09-04 08:15:40

1 Kings 21:12-22:13
12 They proclaimed a fast, and set Naboth on high among the people.
13 And there came in two men, children of Belial, and sat before him: and the men of Belial witnessed against him, even against Naboth, in the presence of the people, saying, Naboth did blaspheme God and the king. Then they carried him forth out of the city, and stoned him with stones, that he died.
14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned, and is dead.
15 And it came to pass, when Jezebel heard that Naboth was stoned, and was dead, that Jezebel said to Ahab, Arise, take possession of the vineyard of Naboth the Jezreelite, which he refused to give thee for money: for Naboth is not alive, but dead.
16 And it came to pass, when Ahab heard that Naboth was dead, that Ahab rose up to go down to the vineyard of Naboth the Jezreelite, to take possession of it.
17 And the word of the Lord came to Elijah the Tishbite, saying,
18 Arise, go down to meet Ahab king of Israel, which is in Samaria: behold, he is in the vineyard of Naboth, whither he is gone down to possess it.
19 And thou shalt speak unto him, saying, Thus saith the Lord, Hast thou killed, and also taken possession? And thou shalt speak unto him, saying, Thus saith the Lord, In the place where dogs licked the blood of Naboth shall dogs lick thy blood, even thine.
20 And Ahab said to Elijah, Hast thou found me, O mine enemy? And he answered, I have found thee: because thou hast sold thyself to work evil in the sight of the Lord.
21 Behold, I will bring evil upon thee, and will take away thy posterity, and will cut off from Ahab him that pisseth against the wall, and him that is shut up and left in Israel,
22 And will make thine house like the house of Jeroboam the son of Nebat, and like the house of Baasha the son of Ahijah, for the provocation wherewith thou hast provoked me to anger, and made Israel to sin.
23 And of Jezebel also spake the Lord, saying, The dogs shall eat Jezebel by the wall of Jezreel.
24 Him that dieth of Ahab in the city the dogs shall eat; and him that dieth in the field shall the fowls of the air eat.
25 But there was none like unto Ahab, which did sell himself to work wickedness in the sight of the Lord, whom Jezebel his wife stirred up.
26 And he did very abominably in following idols, according to all things as did the Amorites, whom the Lord cast out before the children of Israel.
27 And it came to pass, when Ahab heard those words, that he rent his clothes, and put sackcloth upon his flesh, and fasted, and lay in sackcloth, and went softly.
28 And the word of the Lord came to Elijah the Tishbite, saying,
29 Seest thou how Ahab humbleth himself before me? because he humbleth himself before me, I will not bring the evil in his days: but in his son’s days will I bring the evil upon his house.
1 And they continued three years without war between Syria and Israel.
2 And it came to pass in the third year, that Jehoshaphat the king of Judah came down to the king of Israel.
3 And the king of Israel said unto his servants, Know ye that Ramoth in Gilead is ours, and we be still, and take it not out of the hand of the king of Syria?
4 And he said unto Jehoshaphat, Wilt thou go with me to battle to Ramothgilead? And Jehoshaphat said to the king of Israel, I am as thou art, my people as thy people, my horses as thy horses.
5 And Jehoshaphat said unto the king of Israel, Enquire, I pray thee, at the word of the Lord to day.
6 Then the king of Israel gathered the prophets together, about four hundred men, and said unto them, Shall I go against Ramothgilead to battle, or shall I forbear? And they said, Go up; for the Lord shall deliver it into the hand of the king.
7 And Jehoshaphat said, Is there not here a prophet of the Lord besides, that we might enquire of him?
8 And the king of Israel said unto Jehoshaphat, There is yet one man, Micaiah the son of Imlah, by whom we may enquire of the Lord: but I hate him; for he doth not prophesy good concerning me, but evil. And Jehoshaphat said, Let not the king say so.
9 Then the king of Israel called an officer, and said, Hasten hither Micaiah the son of Imlah.
10 And the king of Israel and Jehoshaphat the king of Judah sat each on his throne, having put on their robes, in a void place in the entrance of the gate of Samaria; and all the prophets prophesied before them.
11 And Zedekiah the son of Chenaanah made him horns of iron: and he said, Thus saith the Lord, With these shalt thou push the Syrians, until thou have consumed them.
12 And all the prophets prophesied so, saying, Go up to Ramothgilead, and prosper: for the Lord shall deliver it into the king’s hand.
13 And the messenger that was gone to call Micaiah spake unto him, saying, Behold now, the words of the prophets declare good unto the king with one mouth: let thy word, I pray thee, be like the word of one of them, and speak that which is good.

2023-09-04 08:09:20

1 Kings 20:1-28
1 And Benhadad the king of Syria gathered all his host together: and there were thirty and two kings with him, and horses, and chariots; and he went up and besieged Samaria, and warred against it.
2 And he sent messengers to Ahab king of Israel into the city, and said unto him, Thus saith Benhadad,
3 Thy silver and thy gold is mine; thy wives also and thy children, even the goodliest, are mine.
4 And the king of Israel answered and said, My lord, O king, according to thy saying, I am thine, and all that I have.
5 And the messengers came again, and said, Thus speaketh Benhadad, saying, Although I have sent unto thee, saying, Thou shalt deliver me thy silver, and thy gold, and thy wives, and thy children;
6 Yet I will send my servants unto thee to morrow about this time, and they shall search thine house, and the houses of thy servants; and it shall be, that whatsoever is pleasant in thine eyes, they shall put it in their hand, and take it away.
7 Then the king of Israel called all the elders of the land, and said, Mark, I pray you, and see how this man seeketh mischief: for he sent unto me for my wives, and for my children, and for my silver, and for my gold; and I denied him not.
8 And all the elders and all the people said unto him, Hearken not unto him, nor consent.
9 Wherefore he said unto the messengers of Benhadad, Tell my lord the king, All that thou didst send for to thy servant at the first I will do: but this thing I may not do. And the messengers departed, and brought him word again.
10 And Benhadad sent unto him, and said, The gods do so unto me, and more also, if the dust of Samaria shall suffice for handfuls for all the people that follow me.
11 And the king of Israel answered and said, Tell him, Let not him that girdeth on his harness boast himself as he that putteth it off.
12 And it came to pass, when Ben-hadad heard this message, as he was drinking, he and the kings in the pavilions, that he said unto his servants, Set yourselves in array. And they set themselves in array against the city.
13 And, behold, there came a prophet unto Ahab king of Israel, saying, Thus saith the Lord, Hast thou seen all this great multitude? behold, I will deliver it into thine hand this day; and thou shalt know that I am the Lord.
14 And Ahab said, By whom? And he said, Thus saith the Lord, Even by the young men of the princes of the provinces. Then he said, Who shall order the battle? And he answered, Thou.
15 Then he numbered the young men of the princes of the provinces, and they were two hundred and thirty two: and after them he numbered all the people, even all the children of Israel, being seven thousand.
16 And they went out at noon. But Benhadad was drinking himself drunk in the pavilions, he and the kings, the thirty and two kings that helped him.
17 And the young men of the princes of the provinces went out first; and Benhadad sent out, and they told him, saying, There are men come out of Samaria.
18 And he said, Whether they be come out for peace, take them alive; or whether they be come out for war, take them alive.
19 So these young men of the princes of the provinces came out of the city, and the army which followed them.
20 And they slew every one his man: and the Syrians fled; and Israel pursued them: and Benhadad the king of Syria escaped on an horse with the horsemen.
21 And the king of Israel went out, and smote the horses and chariots, and slew the Syrians with a great slaughter.
22 And the prophet came to the king of Israel, and said unto him, Go, strengthen thyself, and mark, and see what thou doest: for at the return of the year the king of Syria will come up against thee.
23 And the servants of the king of Syria said unto him, Their gods are gods of the hills; therefore they were stronger than we; but let us fight against them in the plain, and surely we shall be stronger than they.
24 And do this thing, Take the kings away, every man out of his place, and put captains in their rooms:
25 And number thee an army, like the army that thou hast lost, horse for horse, and chariot for chariot: and we will fight against them in the plain, and surely we shall be stronger than they. And he hearkened unto their voice, and did so.
26 And it came to pass at the return of the year, that Benhadad numbered the Syrians, and went up to Aphek, to fight against Israel.
27 And the children of Israel were numbered, and were all present, and went against them: and the children of Israel pitched before them like two little flocks of kids; but the Syrians filled the country.
28 And there came a man of God, and spake unto the king of Israel, and said, Thus saith the Lord, Because the Syrians have said, The Lord is God of the hills, but he is not God of the valleys, therefore will I deliver all this great multitude into thine hand, and ye shall know that I am the Lord.

2023-09-04 08:07:06

1 Kings 19
1 And Ahab told Jezebel all that Elijah had done, and withal how he had slain all the prophets with the sword.
2 Then Jezebel sent a messenger unto Elijah, saying, So let the gods do to me, and more also, if I make not thy life as the life of one of them by to morrow about this time.
3 And when he saw that, he arose, and went for his life, and came to Beersheba, which belongeth to Judah, and left his servant there.
4 But he himself went a day’s journey into the wilderness, and came and sat down under a juniper tree: and he requested for himself that he might die; and said, It is enough; now, O Lord, take away my life; for I am not better than my fathers.
5 And as he lay and slept under a juniper tree, behold, then an angel touched him, and said unto him, Arise and eat.
6 And he looked, and, behold, there was a cake baken on the coals, and a cruse of water at his head. And he did eat and drink, and laid him down again.
7 And the angel of the Lord came again the second time, and touched him, and said, Arise and eat; because the journey is too great for thee.
8 And he arose, and did eat and drink, and went in the strength of that meat forty days and forty nights unto Horeb the mount of God.
9 And he came thither unto a cave, and lodged there; and, behold, the word of the Lord came to him, and he said unto him, What doest thou here, Elijah?
10 And he said, I have been very jealous for the Lord God of hosts: for the children of Israel have forsaken thy covenant, thrown down thine altars, and slain thy prophets with the sword; and I, even I only, am left; and they seek my life, to take it away.
11 And he said, Go forth, and stand upon the mount before the Lord. And, behold, the Lord passed by, and a great and strong wind rent the mountains, and brake in pieces the rocks before the Lord; but the Lord was not in the wind: and after the wind an earthquake; but the Lord was not in the earthquake:
12 And after the earthquake a fire; but the Lord was not in the fire: and after the fire a still small voice.
13 And it was so, when Elijah heard it, that he wrapped his face in his mantle, and went out, and stood in the entering in of the cave. And, behold, there came a voice unto him, and said, What doest thou here, Elijah?
14 And he said, I have been very jealous for the Lord God of hosts: because the children of Israel have forsaken thy covenant, thrown down thine altars, and slain thy prophets with the sword; and I, even I only, am left; and they seek my life, to take it away.
15 And the Lord said unto him, Go, return on thy way to the wilderness of Damascus: and when thou comest, anoint Hazael to be king over Syria:
16 And Jehu the son of Nimshi shalt thou anoint to be king over Israel: and Elisha the son of Shaphat of Abelmeholah shalt thou anoint to be prophet in thy room.
17 And it shall come to pass, that him that escapeth the sword of Hazael shall Jehu slay: and him that escapeth from the sword of Jehu shall Elisha slay.
18 Yet I have left me seven thousand in Israel, all the knees which have not bowed unto Baal, and every mouth which hath not kissed him.
19 So he departed thence, and found Elisha the son of Shaphat, who was plowing with twelve yoke of oxen before him, and he with the twelfth: and Elijah passed by him, and cast his mantle upon him.
20 And he left the oxen, and ran after Elijah, and said, Let me, I pray thee, kiss my father and my mother, and then I will follow thee. And he said unto him, Go back again: for what have I done to thee?
21 And he returned back from him, and took a yoke of oxen, and slew them, and boiled their flesh with the instruments of the oxen, and gave unto the people, and they did eat. Then he arose, and went after Elijah, and ministered unto him.

2023-09-04 06:38:54

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I've never seen anyone claim this, but most people don't know shit about encryption anyway, so whatever. I don't care.

2023-09-04 06:37:57

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Have you ever considered that, if your entire experience can be broken by some vegan grifter slightly changing something on his own software, maybe the thing you're using sucks nigger cock?

2023-09-04 06:33:28

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No one cares, faggot.

2023-09-04 06:32:47

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I'm pretty sure it is, it's encrypted and has an open source client. But even if it isn't, Idgaf. I'm using it to plot crimes against Satan, not the United States government.

2023-09-04 06:26:40

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It was gonna be a Home Depot, so exclusively useless women, yes.

2023-09-04 06:25:04

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The only bad thing is that you have to give a phone number. It's actually a really good platform to meet people on.

2023-09-04 06:24:29

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I did meet one girl on there though and she was schizo. She said she wanted to murder a bunch of Mexicans and then have sex with me on their bodies.

2023-09-04 06:24:12

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Telegram is for me and the bros to talk about Lutheranism, and also for Kiwi Farms news.

2023-09-04 06:20:32

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Telegram gang

2023-09-04 06:14:51

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The correct way to write the name is YHWH. The correct way to pronounce it is to substitute "Lord."
That's how we've always done it. The original Christians weren't stupid, we received this tradition because it's correct. If it wasn't correct, we wouldn't have received it. You don't need crackpot secularist scholars rewriting history to "fix" it.

2023-09-04 06:09:25

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>Where did he get this from?
Most likely, he conflated John Chrysostom's exegesis of its significance with something native to the text itself. It does come up in the Septuagint sometimes, but I'm not familiar enough with how often to apologize for it.
>one reason "Yahweh" was not previously used as much is because "Jehovah" was more popular
He addresses this more in the original thread. I edited it out because it was irrelevant. Jehovah is also an incorrect rendering that should not be used, but it's not as explicitly malicious.

2023-09-04 05:45:27

>Woman on Twitter
>Starts video in nothing but underwear
>Deliberately jiggling her tits as much as possible while dressing
>Her outfit is manly and horrible
>Men call her outfit ugly
>Women show up
>**WE WEREN'T SHOWING OFF FOR YOU JUST BECAUSE WE WERE BEING AS SEXUALLY PROVOCATIVE AS POSSIBLE NO ONE CARES WHAT MEN THINK**

2023-09-04 03:53:27

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If you’re just going to be pedantic just to defend evil then there’s no need to respond. Obviously I know that. I’m sorry I didn’t give you a full introductory course on the Aramaic, Hebrew writing system. The point remains that “Yahweh” is not the Hebrew name. It’s an artificial construction created with the explicit intent to harm Christ’s body.

2023-09-04 03:35:04

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If that pronunciation is based on a lie that solely exists to discredit God's revelation, then no, it's not a good thing.
It can't be an attempt to better understand Hebrew because it's not Hebrew. The Hebrew doesn't have vowels.

2023-09-04 03:17:13

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I was friends with one of the queen bee femcels, so about half of my Twitter timeline is lower tier femcels having emotional breakdowns because they hate men and feel gross about themselves.
It’s actually really sad. But even if you try to help them, they won’t listen.

2023-09-04 03:13:24

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I think it’s pretty clear now that there’s also a massive wave of femcels who are just as shit as the men and frankly they deserve one another. If they can get over their bitterness and just shack up, they’ll still be fucked because they have no skills or autonomy, but at least they won’t be lonely anymore.

2023-09-04 03:04:31

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It’s the genealogy of the idea.
It was explicitly created by a crackpot to libel Christianity and undermine the historical consensus, and only became popular again when the churches began adopting radical social liberalism.
Why would we ever allow such a thing to be accepted?

2023-09-04 02:54:50

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Incels don’t know how to impose their will on the world, they’re like children. If you told one to “pursue virtue” he wouldn’t even have a frame of reference for what you meant. All he has is a hard dick.

2023-09-04 02:48:39

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The immediate response to MW’s book was summary dismissal and ridicule. The entire premise is quite clearly antithetical to Christianity, MW’s own personal intentions notwithstanding.
Unfortunately, even more apostate men than MW quickly stumbled across his blasphemy. John Thomas and the Christadelphians, a Unitarian sect was thrilled with MW’s “new Christology” as it helped them amplifying their own proto-Zionist dispensationalism.
The publication records show MW’s “Yahveh” spelling took off in the 1880s, peaking around 1890, and then rapidly falling off again by 1900. The trivially variant spelling “Yahweh” which we take for granted today lingered in the background, until exploding this century.
So what are we to make of all this?
Firstly, the behavior of un-translating God’s “I am” back into some particular ancient sound has at most six centuries of history. The idea of replacing the Word with some specific noise is a novelty without theological warrant.
Secondly, the specific genealogy of the <2 century-old “Yahweh” is 100% evil. A philologist briefly flubs an unimportant academic question. A man who denies the Inspiration of Scripture uses that error to read back into Scripture words that are literally absent. But of course these tactics always appeal to indolent Christians who revel in snatching shiny baubles off the ground and carrying them into their churches and hearts, where they are baptized as sound doctrine, against all reason, history, or Scriptural warrant.
Nobody cares what they meant when they came up with a plainly novel, extra-Christian idea.
“Oh that sounds nice, and isn’t it pious! Why this just feels so authentically Judeo-Christian”.
Yes, yes it does. And that is the real root of the problem.
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2023-09-04 02:41:07

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In 1856/57, Alexander MacWhorter III was himself inspired by discovering Gesenius’s off-hand speculation. What was all but a footnote in one man’s work became another man’s passion. MacWhorter (MW) did not simply treat “Yahweh” as a pronunciation; he reinterpreted all of Scripture on the basis of his exegesis of this new word.
MW published a 179 page book2 titled “Yahveh Christ, or, The Memorial Name” dedicated to his “new Christology” which reimagines all of Scripture in the context of “I am” being a demonic lie intended to conceal a future* promise. MW rejected “I am” out of hand as pagan superstition, the result of the corrupt & unreliable LXX.
Not only did this put him at odds with four thousand years of believers, but most importantly with Christ Himself and the NT which quote it as Scripture. Having opened the door to apostasy, MW springboards from Gesenius’s careless aside to transform “YHWH” from God’s eternal “I am” into a fundamentally opposed phrase in the future tense– something that doesn’t even exist in Hebrew –“He who will be”! Even while in places railing against his contemporaries who questioned Scripture, MW’s entire thesis rests on DH and the JEDP theory which nullifies Mosaic authorship of the Pentateuch.
It is also notable that while LXX is filled with “Theos” or God, MW is passionate that referring to God as God is actually a pagan philosophical trick which could only possibly exist due to the very translation Jesus used but MW condemns out of hand.
(Stay tuned for part 3)
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2023-09-04 02:30:58

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Here’s the thread (slightly abridged):
Have you ever heard someone refer to God as “Yahweh”? That’s just the English for His revealed name in the OT, right? That must mean it’s the ancient Christian practice!
N.b. this thread is not about “the secret name of God,” or YHWH, or Jehovah, or vowel pointing, or any other such debate. It is solely focused how & when the six letters “Yahweh” came into common use in English.
A friend asked this week whether a CPH commentary that insists on translating Lord as “Yahweh” is subversive.
My first instinct was “yes, absolutely.” But what do I know? So I turned next to Google Ngrams, which searches over 8M books going back centuries. Ngrams showed just what I imagined: the term was invented in the last two centuries, and took off in popularity very recently. Neither of these are what you want to see when you’re considering sound doctrine. An unchanging God does not engender fickle beliefs.
Ngrams also lets you drill down to any date range to see precisely which hits are represented on the graph. After some spelunking, metadata errors, lots more googling, and hours of reading original source material, here is how we were tricked into saying “Yahweh”.
For thousands of years, there has been debate over the pronunciation of “YHWH”–the name “I am” which God gave Himself from the burning bush in Exodus 3.
Written Hebrew of course has no vowels, so with only the text, there are numerous possibilities for any consonant set.
The Greek Septuagint (LXX) is the Old Testament that was commonly used in Jesus’ day. Hebrew was already a dead language in the 1st century, meaning it was no longer spoken conversationally and most couldn’t read it. Jesus quotes the LXX, as does the NT hundreds of times. So it is relevant how the LXX treats the YHWH “I am”. What we find is that the word is simply and naturally translated “ego eimi”–“I am”. The 4th century Latin Vulgate also faithfully translates it simply as “ego sum”. Zero interest in it as a proper name, vs. a declaration.
This fact is crucial to the question because it ties directly to Christ’s Divinity. When Jesus said, “Before Abraham was I am” He said ego eimi, and the jews tried to murder Him on the spot for blasphemy. He didn’t use some special Hebrew utterance, but “I am”–God’s Name.
For over 14 centuries, every Christian believed that God’s revealed name to Moses was “I am”. In the middle ages, “Jehovah” was invented as a speculative translation of YHWH, a stark departure from treating it like the real word that it is, rather than a magic incantation.
In 1833, a German linguist & theologian named Wilhelm Gesenius joined this more modern trend of speculating on those sounds. In a later edition of his Hebrew & Latin Manual Lexicon, he (admittedly) theorized that “Yahweh” was perhaps the original pronunciation. Gesenius invented his “Yahweh” theory as one possible pronunciation based on his hypothesis that Hebrew had been influenced by the same ancient root that produced Jove & Jupiter. It appears that he retracted within a few years. It is vital to notice that this particular speculation is only possible if one denies the Inspiration of Scripture. The “Documentary Hypothesis” (DH) had taken root by the early 1800s, and informs everything that happens in the rest of this post. Look it up.
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(The rest will be a 2nd post, as it sources a particular book extensively and images are required.)
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2023-09-04 02:15:25

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I don’t mind if you’re misinformed on a topic, but don’t then go and push the Devil’s doctrines in my replies.

2023-09-04 01:11:33

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Tell Pete that he broke federation. All FSE text posts just show up as blank.