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2024-07-24 05:51:39

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2024-07-24 05:49:54

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2024-07-23 20:41:25

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I sincerely regret that the screenshot I tweeted scandalized your proud and ancient people. 🥺

2024-07-23 20:28:40

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Because I like unironically spreading disinformation for laughs!

2024-07-22 20:34:44

Fixed.
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2024-07-18 02:59:23

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Poast: The Video Game

2024-07-18 02:58:39

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Conservative Principles" have always been nothing more than a permission slip to lose.

2024-07-16 22:31:32

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China, after Xi one day croaks.

2024-07-16 21:00:24

The face of the DEI competency crisis
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2024-07-16 19:07:16

I just realized that I spent an hour trying to reason with an obvious glownigger. You're damn right I'm mad. Give me that hour back!!

2024-07-16 17:58:01

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2024-07-16 04:21:48

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For some reason the Democrats got my cell number and text me constantly. I've never once gotten a Republican text. I guess my Opsec is just that good.

2024-07-16 04:15:02

I bet Zelensky really wishes they had Zillow in Israel right now.

2024-07-15 04:56:39

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2024-07-09 04:27:46

This is how we should run literally every Presidential debate until after the last Boomer dies and we can go back to leaders capable of changing their own diapers.
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2024-07-09 02:20:58

Were American drinkers really that afraid of whisky in 1990?
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2024-07-09 01:27:13

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2024-07-07 04:12:27

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I wish the jews would psychological war me by sending free food.

2024-07-07 04:03:30

Wait. We're still giving foreign aid to Afghanistan even after the Taliban took over? What the fuck!?
https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/these-are-top-10-countries-receiving-us-foreign-aid

2024-07-06 03:36:33

The latest version of ChatGPT 4o is very good at giving honest life advice. I kinda think I'd trust it more than I'd trust most humans (certainly women), at this point.

2024-07-05 18:22:07

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That's why I bought all my pets at the mall.

2024-07-04 04:37:17

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I don't know what's real or parody in California anymore. I absolutely can imagine some brown politician saying that it would be racist not to let the criminals know at what threshold they will actually be arrested when they commit crimes.

2024-07-04 04:31:11

Imagine the government putting this sign out in front of your store.
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2024-07-03 19:45:09

I like my odds against the US army a lot more than against the Russian and/or Chinese armies.
https://www.zerohedge.com/political/americans-are-more-likely-go-war-government-submit-draft

2024-07-03 03:40:43

If Biden somehow wins despite even his own party acknowledging that he's a drooling senile muppet then all we can do is start our Chinese or Russian classes ASAP because America is finished.

2024-07-02 20:04:08

We 'bout to party like it's 2017! #MeToo
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2024-07-01 05:22:22

Fat bitches now count themselves as "diversity". 🙄
I wish I could find the pencil dicked McKinsey consultant who wrote that "diversity equals money" paper and stuff him into a locker.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVpYFsQVPks

2024-06-30 22:18:26

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SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED

2024-06-30 22:17:40

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From the videos I've seen they're just standing in the street waving their gay green flags.

2024-06-30 21:33:46

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2024-06-30 20:56:46

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I've had some success with these things. Put them near entrances and any possible water sources like potted plants.
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2024-06-30 20:34:34

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2024-06-30 06:12:19

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I'm voting for the guy that makes people like me better off at the expense of literally everyone else and if you oppose that then you oppose Democracy.

2024-06-29 06:05:15

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An old joke is that when Japanese visit America they are afraid of getting shot and when Americans visit Japan they are afraid of being run over by a car. Drivers there DO. NOT. GIVE. A. SHIT.

2024-06-29 02:12:28

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2024-06-28 05:36:11

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The most retarded conspiracy theory ever is that these organizations consisting of thousands of people who have unlimited budgets spend all day every day doing absolutely nothing. It's asinine.

2024-06-28 05:01:14

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Truman sucked ass. The atomic bomb made him look cool but he didn't even build that shit

2024-06-28 04:57:45

So who won the debate? I was too busy playing Saga Frontier Remastered to watch it.

2024-06-28 01:54:43

tfw your joke thread gets filled with jewish demoralization propaganda
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2024-06-27 19:40:00

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Impossible. The government has F14s and nuclear bombs. If the people don't comply with a draft then the President will just nuke them!

2024-06-27 19:33:46

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I was making a joke. In all seriousness, if they do a draft, redacted should redacted draft offices and redacted the family members of redacted in Minecraft.

2024-06-27 19:17:53

Oh man, cheaper housing and higher wages! Won't someone save us from such a nightmare? 🙄
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2024-06-27 15:57:35

Just a reminder, if they try and draft you you can get out of it just by saying you are a racist.
https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/us-army-revises-standards-prohibited-extremist-activity

2024-06-27 00:07:04

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2024-06-26 19:45:31

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It's amazing how the T's have completely taken over the entire alphabet movement and pretty much leftism in general. I guess autistic dudes really do have superpowers.

2024-06-26 19:28:22

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"The government threatening people is free speech" now joins "paying bribes to politicians is free speech" in the shitty Supreme Court Ideas Hall of Fame.

2024-06-26 16:36:46

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Unfortunately, putting that theory to the test would require me to watch "Young Sheldon", which I'm afraid is a bridge too far.

2024-06-26 05:46:24

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Han women look weird.

2024-06-26 05:37:55

OH WOW, Uber Eats has informed me that I can send my DNA to some Chinese biolab to "determine my ancestry" at a DISCOUNT!
It's not free, mind you. I'm still expected to pay for them to collect my DNA and use it to create bioweapons. 🙄

2024-06-26 04:41:32

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2024-06-26 04:32:08

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The entire concept of zoning is rife with corruption. A crook with political connections can make guaranteed free money by buying land zoned as "toxic waste dump" and then use their pull to get it rezoned as "luxury condos".

2024-06-26 04:25:08

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(It somehow works better than actual city planning, by the way.)

2024-06-26 04:17:27

The Houston version of SimCity is the mayor saying "Fuck it!" while snorting coke off a whore's chest and letting land developers make all the decisions.

2024-06-25 04:50:31

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I simply can't imagine the angle. Biden's base will be infuriated about this.

2024-06-25 04:33:22

Holy shit. I can't believe this happened. The Biden administration did what both the Obama and Trump Administrations promised but failed to do. I don't even know how to process this.
https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/assange-be-freed-doj-agrees-time-served-plea-deal-wikileaks-founder

2024-06-24 20:08:26

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2024-06-24 05:11:43

Voting is stupid. Voting with woman is really stupid. Voting with niggers is insanely stupid.

2024-06-21 19:55:52

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Dudes just need to get a passport.

2024-06-21 04:29:05

"We lost the cold war of ideas so now our solution is unilateral deindustrialization. We're not proposing this just because we lost! Ignore the fact the us communists claimed for almost a century that our industrial capacity would exceed that of capitalism!" Either surrender to the Chinese and Russians or boil to death!
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2024-06-20 20:37:46

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Narrator: "PC gaming was, in fact, being held up by one old fat guy."

2024-06-20 19:55:38

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2024-06-20 18:53:00

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Just wait. In two more weeks, the HIMARS will reach the front... oh wait never mind.

2024-06-20 18:04:16

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Imagine throwing away your life to "give Russia a bloody nose". 🙄

2024-06-20 02:02:46

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Global warming is the reason nobody reads above the 5th grade level. Certainly not the public education system and the teacher's unions!!

2024-06-20 01:13:11

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She's gonna completely collapse Mexico so the entire population migrates north.

2024-06-20 00:29:06

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I think the turning point was when Trump deployed what would otherwise be a mediocre campaign slogan, "Make America Great Again", and the establishment response was literally "America is already great!" It was a clear signal to younger generations that under the current regime, things will NEVER get any better. So they chose to roll the dice.

2024-06-19 19:52:52

When you express kindness, they perceive weakness.
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2024-06-19 19:51:44

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2024-06-19 03:11:44

If you can't drink milk can you even call yourself a real human?
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2024-06-18 18:06:56

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Yeah, just turning off the EBT cards will get us 75% of the way there.

2024-06-18 17:37:50

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2024-06-18 17:27:21

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Deport 20 million people and 20 million niggers, in addition!

2024-06-18 17:26:01

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2024-06-18 06:37:37

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It's so simple and easy it must be some sort of weird accident that women didn't start out in charge of Human civilization to begin with! Just call them "incel" and punch them in the nuts! Tell them they have a small peepee! they'll be so ashamed that they'll just run away and women will rule!!!

2024-06-18 06:35:40

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Oh, the Russians overran your position and are now about to rape all of y'all? Just punch them in the nuts! They'll run all the way back to Moscow!!

2024-06-18 06:33:23

Women can easily defeat a man by simply punching him in the balls! This is why we should phase out men in the military and make it all women, because the force is female!!

2024-06-18 05:45:49

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2024-06-18 00:45:25

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It's just so petty. Like claiming a black woman invented the telescope.

2024-06-17 19:58:26

Even if shitlibs change every encyclopedia on the planet, it won't make that black guy a Samurai.

2024-06-17 05:41:52

It's just Chuck Schumer putting cheese on raw meat to tell you that he's just like every other human (not a reptilian).
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2024-06-16 21:14:30

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It's a fetish, like fucking sheep.

2024-06-16 21:09:29

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Who knows? Maybe he impregnated an abbo. 😂

2024-06-16 21:05:45

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What's up with the Miss Piggy doll tho?

2024-06-16 20:51:26

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Canadians are weird.

2024-06-15 04:21:59

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How does that work? You don't even need to sign a form to get committed to war on behalf of ZOG now?

2024-06-15 04:03:55

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The first shot hasn't even rang out and they're already planning on drafting the women. Are old men next? Probably! Keep your passport and precious metals close and ready to go!

2024-06-15 03:29:17

LOL, the whole "Democrats will draft your daughters" meme turned out to be true!
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2024-06-14 22:44:17

Damn i hope my boss doesn't read this
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2024-06-14 22:04:53

I always laugh at these crazy schemes jews and muslims come up with to get around specific commandments in their holy books. Like really you think God is a stupid moron who thinks a chicken did all that sinning and that those "fees" aren't obviously disguised interest?
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2024-06-14 21:38:33

I wish it was 1998 again

2024-06-14 21:02:36

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Then what stake does she have in society that she should be able to influence policy? None. Focus on taking care of your family and leave the geopolitics to the people who will have to bleed for their choices.

2024-06-14 20:59:12

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Only if widows become eligible for the draft.

2024-06-14 20:56:02

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Women shouldn't be involved in politics at all.

2024-06-14 20:23:00

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2024-06-14 19:52:48

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2024-06-14 19:41:02

I Support Free Software
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2024-06-14 19:18:41

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2024-06-14 18:14:17

Seeing the mighty Israeli army being slowly defeated by Hamas via a thousand cuts is very amusing. I bet by the end of this conflict, Gaza's population will have still increased, because unlike Israeli jews, Gazans aren't all gay pedophiles (most are straight pedophiles).

2024-06-14 18:01:26

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2024-06-14 17:54:51

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Shit like fag flags and state-sponsored murals are what the Chinese Mafia call "a show of force". They think they own this country and they want to rub our noses in it. Small acts of resistance like vandalism show them as being the clowns that they are.