BrittBratt FingerPuppet :fingerbratt:

I'm definitely not uncomfortable. That grassroots fella should be uncomfortable though. Sheboon just smacked him down after he kissed her jigaboo ass.
#note1csx…xt8e

2024-07-28 08:19:42

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Y'all, I'm sweating in this mask. Half the patients have some upper respiratory shit going on. We've been getting a lot of homeless ppl sent here for rehab after being hospitalized for heat stroke. They are so cruddy 😫

2024-07-25 17:19:47

This popped up in Facebook memories from two years ago. Never a dull moment.
'We have this elderly lady who Sundowns really bad and gets very combative and verbally crazy. So she was throwing some punches at me, all 70 lbs of her crazy ass. I'm like holding her hands, you know, trying to keep her from clawing my eyes out. All of a sudden she quiets down and looks at me and says "I have a boyfriend." I'm thinking, oh maybe I can engage her in conversation and distract her from trying to murder me. So I say "Really? What's his name? She screams, "NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS, WHORE!"
👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀🤛🏻🤛🏻'

2024-07-24 02:28:19

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check THIS out lol.
Hey, frens, shiroinezumidesu otherwise known as Bob is my real life homie gee. Friend him up, he's crazy. Crazier than me.
👀🤣☺️

2024-07-24 00:03:34

More of this
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2024-07-23 16:08:53

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🎶 He's bringin' sexy back (yeah)
He's gonna smack up the dirty kikes and thots (yeah)
🎶
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2024-07-22 23:02:55

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High five
✋🏼
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2024-07-22 22:49:44

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2024-07-22 22:45:08

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2024-07-22 02:26:11

Omgosh the ride to work in this storm was crazy! My little car kept trying to go airborne. And I don't have AC so I was driving with the windows down. My glorious golden locks were whipped into a frenzy. Windblown debris like tree branches, bird nests, cacti, a railroad crossing sign and possibly a homeless person hopelessly snared in my hair.
Have a great and safe night, Fedi frens!
🤍

2024-07-22 01:47:37

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Everted hemipenes
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2024-07-22 01:33:48

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And lawn furniture

2024-07-21 18:35:56

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Aw ❤️

2024-07-21 00:22:04

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He's already 6'
He pats me on the head
😶

2024-07-21 00:20:25

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My son's dad is 5'8.

2024-07-12 17:04:02

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This is what too much sun on the brain does

2024-07-12 06:30:51

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2024-07-12 03:13:56

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Water. Massive amounts of water. And coffee. But I'm a girly girl with my coffees.

2024-07-12 02:35:43

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Back to his poast. I see the nogs and the beans with junk filled carts as well. All sporting a minimum of 3 chins and bellies. And BAM, they whip out the EBT card. And there's us, paring down because everything is so expensive. And then you get to the parking lot and have to move carts left by the fat darkies to get out of your parking spot. Ffs, are we the ONLY ones that return the carts???

2024-07-12 02:29:29

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I did not mean to eggplant your poast

2024-07-11 17:48:16

I'm the only White person at my doctor's office. They are staring at me as if I'm the anomaly.
Like, damn ppl. You came HERE!
Of course there's White ppl.
On that note though, I am feeling like the minority lately.
💔

2024-07-10 06:02:50

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I shudder at the thought that any woman could lay with a nigger. I don't get it.

2024-07-10 05:54:30

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They can have our porker wimmens

2024-07-10 05:52:41

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Niggers will eat anything 🤮

2024-07-10 05:14:47

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You're welcome 😁

2024-07-10 04:51:48

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Lol I don't drink. Lame, huh.

2024-07-10 04:44:32

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Sometimes I don't have time to masticate food at work 😭

2024-07-10 04:33:50

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I need protein and vitamins. On my feet for 12hrs + each shift.

2024-07-10 04:29:04

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Trying out a new protein shake. Most taste like shit. I don't have time to eat most shifts so I'm looking for quick alternatives.

2024-07-10 03:08:46

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Oh. My. Gosh.

2024-07-10 02:33:26

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We bussin today?
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2024-07-10 02:20:58

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https://youtu.be/WEqr4anfa14

2024-07-10 02:00:58

It's Tuesday
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2024-07-10 01:41:28

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I very rarely puke

2024-07-10 01:28:46

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I forgot I picked up that night. She kept calling me while I was trying to get home while puking. I got home, tired my puke bag up and sent her a pic.

2024-07-10 01:25:09

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That time I called off work and sent a pic of puke in a bag as proof I was sick
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2024-07-10 01:16:55

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Please stay away from my pants

2024-07-09 23:25:56

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Is it also ectothermic?

2024-07-09 22:31:12

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And color my eyebrows in.

2024-07-09 21:56:53

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What about labial folds?

2024-07-09 20:40:08

At the pet store earlier getting snek food:
Pet store staff getting 🐀 I picked:
Oh it's so cute!
Me: I'm sure my snek will be enthralled with it's cuteness.
Anyways, Princess Derp Snek is happy and full.
💚
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2024-07-09 19:58:56

I miss Swatty 😭

2024-07-06 01:55:45

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Don't make fun of my voice. I broke my neck, remember.
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2024-07-06 01:17:54

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I'm too short 😭

2024-07-06 00:54:36

Thoughts and prayers, nibbas.
I have to drive to work in this shit with my broke car AC.
😭
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2024-07-04 15:50:47

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Good morning, Trunk fren. We are experiencing a rather brutal heatwave ATM. For safety reasons, I can't scour the roadways for misfortunate animals.

2024-07-04 07:20:49

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You'd jack off to roadkill, Trunk fren.

2024-07-03 03:11:20

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I'll suggest it to him for sure. We watched Monty Python's The Life of Brian together. He actually thought it was hysterical.

2024-07-03 02:52:08

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I should jar his farts. Geriatric Chihuahua flatulence is the worst!
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2024-07-03 02:44:24

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Obviously nothing since I'm celibate still
😭

2024-07-03 00:14:05

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That's horrible. I've seen first hand the dangers of single mothers dating as well. My mother was a skank. Revolving door of men. It disgusted me. When I finally had to leave my son's father due to his drug addiction that took precedence over our son and myself, I swore my son wouldn't be exposed to that. I've been single and celibate for 11 years now.
I'm a mother first and that is more important than any baser wants that I could have.

2024-07-01 00:06:13

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2024-06-26 04:04:23

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What? Self flagellation is very Catholic.

2024-06-25 02:05:53

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🫣

2024-06-25 02:03:15

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Please don't

2024-06-25 01:37:36

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Her butthole looks like a crater

2024-06-25 01:34:10

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2024-06-25 01:27:45

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What happened to her butthole???
😶

2024-06-24 20:52:04

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They better not pull on my posts. I'm not that kind of girl.
🙎🏼‍♀️

2024-06-22 00:49:05

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Like dis?
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2024-06-22 00:40:29

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I got that when a patient threw somebody else's wheelchair at me. Slammed right into my knee.
😭

2024-06-22 00:31:58

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Thanks, Frank 😑

2024-06-22 00:31:25

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I don't have metal in my knees doh

2024-06-22 00:28:49

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Niggers better not steal my knee brace!

2024-06-22 00:23:50

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Yes!!!! I actually was able to sleep. I'm not walking like a pimp anymore. Ty for asking.

2024-06-22 00:20:26

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Hi, Dudebro

2024-06-21 10:11:54

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How are you doing?

2024-06-21 10:08:43

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I was too tbh. I had a pimp gimp walk for two months.
😭

2024-06-21 10:06:57

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It went great. They drained my knee and gave me a cortisone shot. It feels SOOO much better!
💚🫂🦵🏻😊

2024-06-21 10:02:19

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2024-06-21 06:30:19

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Or it's a trannyputee
👀

2024-06-21 06:23:12

Weeble Wobbles are real?!?!?!
👀👀👀
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2024-06-18 19:00:46

\o
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2024-06-14 05:23:02

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No no please delete that image from your brain.

2024-06-14 05:19:03

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I hope he gives me a vaporizer so I can be a nogbuster too
😊

2024-06-14 05:16:17

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Who with vaporize a nigga

2024-06-14 05:12:53

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Wouldn't call it married. More like happily abducted by my space Kang. I'm a one alien finger puppet doh.
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2024-06-14 05:07:04

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Ohhh. So it's okay if he says oddly sexual stuffs to me huh.
🧐😑

2024-06-14 04:40:58

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He's the lactating Kang. How do I compete with that?

2024-06-14 04:37:08

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Matty!

2024-06-14 04:34:03

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Aaaand we're going to stop right there

2024-06-14 04:31:43

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You guys are goofballs lol

2024-06-14 04:31:08

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Race mixing. Huh. Totally ProWhite. Not.
🤦🏼‍♀️

2024-06-14 04:27:25

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News to me
🧐

2024-06-14 03:33:41

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It's sweat ffs.
😭

2024-06-14 00:07:49

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Muh shirt after being outside for 10 mins
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2024-06-13 23:51:59

Niggas I don't even want to hear "but it's a dry heat" rn.
Arrrrrrgggg
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2024-06-13 21:04:24

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Because I work in healthcare. In Arizona that has a large aging community.
😭

2024-06-13 21:02:52

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Oh I definitely did the "ew gross nigger"
Then I went to "ew gross geriatric dalliances"

2024-06-13 20:49:53

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Geriatrics too. I hate to say it, but they are hornt. Google std rates in Sun City, Arizona.
That dementia wipes out impulse control.
🤮

2024-06-13 20:44:39

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They get lots of vagina cooties too

2024-06-13 17:45:09

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Lmfao and no! No happy endings patient care. I don't work in a massage parlor, buddy!

2024-06-13 17:12:36

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Yes I had a 6 point halo even. Two pins in the frontal bone, two in the occipital bone and on each in the parietal bones. I live in Arizona. The shell/vest torture device was unbearable tbh. I was always sticking ice packs in it.

2024-06-13 17:02:38

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Omgosh I'm absolutely gob smacked that someone actually knows the severity of my injuries. And yes, my neck is definitely in the books.

2024-06-13 16:24:47

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To this day they don't know how I'm ambulatory.
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2024-06-13 16:22:41

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It's the mindset. My neck has so much metal it's not funny. I'm supposed to be a quad. Broke my c4, c5, t1 and t2. Had a 6 point halo even. Look at me now. Not even on pain management.