Selzero

Evil Supervillain Overlord of Syzito.xyz.

Potty mouthed tourist android from the dystopian cyberpunk future. :terminal_cursor:

Telegram: https://t.me/SelZero
Discord: https://discord.gg/FdYeUfR8a6

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Last Notes

2026-03-24 09:08:28 GMT

This is real, this is the real world we are.living in 😭😭😭
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2026-01-25 17:07:15 GMT

"Repeat after me. I, (state your name) take this woman to be my lawfully wedded wife, to have and to hold till death do us part"
"I Kant..."
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2026-01-22 08:19:13 GMT

What are your favorite brands to use instead of USA brands?

2026-01-21 03:38:03 GMT

I renamed Greenland. It is safe now.
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2026-01-20 19:16:39 GMT

I can't speak Ukranian, but I have learned if I act like I understand, then when they finish speaking I have a confused face and I ask "Scho?" They explain some more and the conversation can continue. I can sometimes keep this going for up to 7 Schos.

2026-01-19 08:21:04 GMT

Are you guys ready for the war against war?
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2026-01-15 21:55:55 GMT

Zucks evil empire
https://futurism.com/facebook-beauty-targeted-ads
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2026-01-15 08:09:24 GMT

It looks like we are importing the crazy 😞
https://humanists.uk/action/demand-action-extremism/
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2026-01-15 01:48:54 GMT

🚨CODE RED! CODE RED!🚨
We are busted!
Shut down and evacuate all Fire Ant HomoChemtrail Farms with immediate effect!
Make way to underground bunker Soros 5B and await further instructions!
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2026-01-14 20:39:38 GMT

When you want to prove to everyone that your face is properly UV mapped.
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2026-01-13 01:23:28 GMT

... That's what the Nazis said... 🫣
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2026-01-12 00:10:29 GMT

2025: AI will take people's jobs!!
2026: RAM is very expensive, maybe we should start hiring people to remember things...

2026-01-09 00:41:54 GMT

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2026-01-08 19:00:54 GMT

Do you find yourself feeling hate towards foreigners you have never met?
Feeling irrational rage for total strangers that lovingly accept the gender identity of their children without consulting medieval belief structures?
Maybe you should try CriticalThinking(TM)
Proven to treat bigotry, MAGA, Reform voting, and other forms of dementia.
Try CriticalThinking(TM) today!
(T&Cs apply. CriticalThinking may damage relationships with family members and result in minor cases of existential dread)

2026-01-08 03:53:38 GMT

The interesting thing about the US threat to invade Greenland is that the Epstein files have not been released yet.
The second most interesting thing is that if you shared the Epstein files equally among the citizens of Greenland, each citizen would get 40 files.

2026-01-06 14:07:18 GMT

Bernie says Hi.
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2026-01-03 18:48:29 GMT

If anyone asks what you think about the unprovoked war that the USA just started, please remind them that the most interesting thing about the unprovoked war is that they have still not released the Epstein files.

2026-01-03 05:18:51 GMT

I JUST GOT FUCKING RICKROLLED. 😭
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2026-01-01 02:48:39 GMT

Relaxing New Year with mum, drinking wine and watching movies, she said to say happy New Year to you all.
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2025-12-27 12:00:43 GMT

The NHS is most excellent dude.
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2025-12-23 16:59:07 GMT

There are people so rich, that it's not enough that they steal our working lives, they also want to be able to abuse our children with no recourse.
And our governments are on their side.
Must
Acquire
Guillotines
Again
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2025-12-22 08:39:29 GMT

How many billionaires does Norway have though. Who are they supposed to doff their caps too?
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2025-12-20 20:19:55 GMT

I started using binary watch faces back in 2016, they are a lot more intuitive than you would think.
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2025-12-19 17:57:47 GMT

All I wanted was a Pepsi.
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2025-12-18 19:10:28 GMT

Can you believe in this season of Brotherly Love no one wants to talk with Deniz from Lagos Nigeria.
When people randomly reach out to you online, a lot of them are going to be some kind of scam bot.
They will try to find out your location very early on.
Tip. Tell them Lagos Nigeria. There is a boutique scammer industry in that city. If they assume you are local they will want to avoid you, and take you off their lists.
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2025-12-13 16:25:17 GMT

This immigrant woman landed in the US decades ago, has never even set foot in a kitchen or done any cleaning, takes thousands of dollars off the state every year, and spreads dangerous woke antifa propaganda about democracy, inclusivity, and equality.
She should be deported.
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2025-12-12 08:22:05 GMT

It's funny how you'll find reoccurring ratios all throughout nature.
Take 1 in 10 for example.
Only 1 in 10 people know what it actually means to decimate.
But it's also true that 1 in 10 people will get this joke about binary and the other person won't.
Spooky.

2025-12-10 17:48:08 GMT

The reason we don't get funky music playing out at sea, is that they keep making the buoys orange.
...
I'll get my coat.
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2025-12-04 12:42:11 GMT

When I moved into this house my room had a Harry Potter quote on the wall. Then kiddo took a look at it, and...
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2025-11-25 23:48:13 GMT

Ants can lift 50x their body weight, yet you don't see them flexing gym pictures all over Instagram.

2025-11-25 01:19:08 GMT

If you needed any more proof that it's all about Christian nationalism, jobs predominantly done by women are no longer considered "professional" because evidently a woman's place is a kitchen, and you know what is now considered "professional"? Theology.
https://www.wpr.org/news/nursing-not-considered-professional-degree-trump-administration

2025-11-24 16:17:34 GMT

I take my top off for 3 seconds...
https://www.cambridge-news.co.uk/news/cambridge-news/mysterious-ape-like-creature-spotted-32887447

2025-11-21 12:22:18 GMT

Back in history. Original Americans welcoming smelly European migrants.
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2025-11-19 12:43:00 GMT

The "AI bubble" explained in one headline.
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2025-11-18 19:19:58 GMT

Please remember, in this season of community and empathy, spare a thought for the poor retail workers, that are being made to listen to Wham and Mariah Carey over, and over, and over again.

2025-11-15 22:50:41 GMT

At least the face eating leopards are eating well.
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2025-11-15 14:03:45 GMT

"Trumpsplaining":
/ˈtrʌmpspleɪnɪŋ/
Noun. Informal.
Making arguments for the nuances involved in distributing blame for participation in a billionaire funded international serial child rape gang.

2025-11-15 11:19:02 GMT

Vivek Ramaswamy and Candace Owens ejection from Maga.
While the others bicker, these two keep getting race thrown in their face and marginalized.
Now they are wondering why they are not allowed to join the narrative that "woke is bad because racism doesn't exist" with the other white supremacists.

2025-11-14 12:08:58 GMT

The underrated peacefulness of being on the right side of history.
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2025-11-10 22:49:17 GMT

Vandals 😡
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2025-11-06 12:07:01 GMT

Every hardware nerds social media feed
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2025-11-04 12:32:40 GMT

This is just. Chef's. Kiss.
The US political system is going to restart "socialism" welfare.
Not because people will starve.
But because the economy will collapse.
Low income people don't save, they spend.
The real recipients of welfare are corporations.
Not just through sales, but also because welfare payments are wage subsidies.
The ghost of Keynes is standing over his grave shouting "I fucking told you so!!"
https://www.supermarketnews.com/food-accessibility/walmart-could-lose-2b-if-snap-goes-dark
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2025-11-04 04:54:41 GMT

"Diversity dude" is a version of the n word I had not heard before.
@npub1vlu…xzzu https://annihilation.social/objects/c020eab3-441b-4fb4-a4fc-f0909ee4a689

2025-11-04 04:53:55 GMT

@npub1vlu…xzzu "Diversity dude" why don't you just use the n word? Ashamed of your racism?

2025-11-04 03:01:57 GMT

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😔

2025-11-04 02:41:32 GMT

I bookmarked a few posts blaming refugees for the train stabbing.
After it became evident it wasn't a refugee I tried to go back and comment.
All deleted. 🤔

2025-11-03 14:27:01 GMT

So the Maga line is now "poor people don't need food"
Obesity is a common result of poverty. Lack of access to healthy foods in poor areas creates poor health.
Framing obesity as greediness is bloody stupid.
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2025-11-03 11:32:30 GMT

It's a war on Christmas!!
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2025-10-28 20:51:12 GMT

It's time to admit we bought this shitty dystopia from Temu.
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2025-10-26 18:42:16 GMT

Are your billionaires getting too expensive to support?
Is your standard of life suffering because you thought it was cute to get some billionaires, and now the cost of living and taxes are a wild fire ruining everything?
It sounds like you need #DensBigAssGuillotineConstructionSet. Only $9.99. Easy construction. Remove the blight of billionaires today. Terms and conditions apply. Offer subject to availability.
@npub1m0j…qy4f https://mastodon.online/@Geri/115440845912671318

2025-10-23 16:56:32 GMT

The shit we grew up with.
But we turned out alright.
Right?
.... Right?....
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2025-10-23 13:29:33 GMT

But your rivals now have retaliatory tariffs up and no need to reduce them.
The art of the deal.
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2025-10-22 14:10:17 GMT

Cheer up Luis
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2025-10-21 19:03:24 GMT

Remember, the secret to happiness is good health. Live long enough to see the "White House ballroom" turned into a black history museum.

2025-10-21 17:01:12 GMT

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yes.
My post was about "the whole Brexit thing".
You seem to be a little, erm, "hard of comprehension".

2025-10-21 14:24:34 GMT

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since around 1984 I believe, my first memories are Kinnock becoming the Labour leader, the Brighton hotel bombing and the miners strikes.

2025-10-21 10:59:43 GMT

Time to admit we got played?
No one cared about the UKs EU membership until it meant rich people (that control much of the media) would have to pay proper tax.
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2025-10-15 10:16:03 GMT

Screw today. I'm playing Gauntlet II.
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2025-10-14 21:14:38 GMT

A moment of silence for the grieving Erika Kirk.
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2025-10-14 09:27:54 GMT

"The heroes journey" is a term to describe a story line in which the protagonist has an adventure as an individual.
"The heroines journey" means they have help from friends.
Harry Potter starts off alone and later gets friends to help. Transitioning from the heroes journey to the heroines journey.
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2025-10-14 09:26:03 GMT

Just saw JD Vance talk about the trade war with China claiming "we have all the cards.
Where have we heard that phrase before? How did that work out? 🤔
Pipe down sunshine, your cards all say "made in China" on them.

2025-10-10 09:25:48 GMT

They gave the Nobel peace prize to Venezuelan opposition leader Maria Corina Machado.
A Latina woman.
He is currently throwing things around and shouting at people isn't he.

2025-10-08 22:39:54 GMT

This is obviously false. If I had my own sun I'm sure I would get taxed for it.
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2025-10-08 20:12:15 GMT

I thought Hegseth said no more beardos and fatsos.
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2025-10-08 09:50:01 GMT

The populist.
Moves one square at a time and cannot take pieces, but when it is adjacent to a pawn, the pawn and any pawn that is in a square next to it flip colour.
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2025-10-07 10:05:26 GMT

"We killed your start-up, lol"
From the OpenAI keynote.
Capitalism isn't about the progress of civilisation, it's just a colloseum for the amusement of the new emperors.
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2025-10-07 09:07:29 GMT

Why do you think this is anti Trump?? 🤔
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2025-10-06 12:48:50 GMT

Wow
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2025-10-05 10:47:49 GMT

People that tell others how they should be using social media.
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2025-09-27 19:57:27 GMT

"Either you print it as I draw it, or I quit."
How Peanuts became a voice for civil rights 50 years ago.
Today, the same shit continues.
https://www.presstelegram.com/2018/11/20/how-harriet-glickman-got-peanuts-its-first-black-character-50-years-ago/

2025-09-25 13:22:53 GMT

Guys chill out. If the rapture was real corporations would be trying to gatekeep and charge for it.

2025-09-20 18:27:48 GMT

You say potato I say potahto
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2025-09-20 16:33:42 GMT

The last Scottish person to see the sun writing about it in their dairy
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2025-09-20 10:59:28 GMT

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Of course not.
Remember the MAGA lot think because of the spending cuts Elon Musk made in the DOGE department, everyone is going to get a $5,000 cheque

2025-09-20 09:25:39 GMT

A bunch of snowflakes blocked me because I made fun of the irony of Charlie Kirk getting "freedom of guns"d
It saddens me that I'll never know if (checks notes) they get the $5,000 cheque from the DOGE spending cuts they were waiting for. 🤔
... It's the slow buffalo that gets caught.

2025-09-17 09:16:46 GMT

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2025-09-13 08:40:03 GMT

Demographically Uncooperative 🤣
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2025-09-13 08:31:18 GMT

Turning Point USA was fronted by Charlie Kirk but funded by Bill Montgomery, the group is known for its opposition to gun controls, and was against COVID regulations.
Kirk has been shot dead, and Montgomery died from COVID.
Insert trombone sound.

2025-09-11 13:41:02 GMT

Fuck. He was playing 4D chess all along.
You win this round Charlie.
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2025-09-07 08:47:39 GMT

They are outright mimicking Nazi propaganda.
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2025-09-04 10:34:04 GMT

If your kids find this in the attic I'm telling them it's where you kept your cocaine.
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2025-09-04 10:14:18 GMT

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Google had service problems which lead to knock on problems for YouTube / Spotify etc.
https://metro.co.uk/2025/09/04/google-hit-outage-thousands-unable-access-emails-maps-24073207/

2025-09-04 09:56:31 GMT

Mastodon servers are not impacted by the global Internet outage.
👋 Waves in freedom of expression based on federalized infrastructure 👋

2025-09-01 10:44:39 GMT

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2025-08-25 19:40:56 GMT

Economics, politics, social structures, laws etc, all a tool to serve the people.
In the eyes of some, people are just a tool to support those things.
Likewise, the flag that was supposed to be a symbol of the people's freedom.
Now, in the eyes of some, a symbol that is worth restricting people's freedom.
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2025-08-23 13:09:05 GMT

No. I ordered a GAMING MOUSE.
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2025-08-22 02:16:05 GMT

The same people that demanded Brexit, resulting in our loss of MEPs, ECJ Judges, and place in the Dublin Accord, making it very difficult to deport people, and resulting in a massive explosion of illegal crossings.
Are the SAME people now fighting tooth and nail to make it super expensive to house the refugee influx they have caused
What are they trying to achieve??
https://news.sky.com/story/asylum-seekers-face-being-removed-from-epping-hotel-after-council-granted-high-court-injunction-13414157

2025-08-15 11:41:11 GMT

MFers out here selling fentanyl tellytubbies and I'm trying to code for a living.
Superman 3 lied to me.
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2025-08-10 20:11:06 GMT

Poorly explain Red Dwarf.
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2025-08-09 09:14:38 GMT

Trump supporters are now bending over backwards to excuse child abuse and victim shame children.
I'm disconnecting.
If your moral compass is so broken you are normalising child abuse, what could I possibly share with you. I guess let's just agree to disagree and never speak again.

2025-08-03 19:56:26 GMT

Alternative energy sources are only controversial because they allow countries to generate their own energy, and not be beholden to the corporations that own the fossil fuels, who "coincidentally" share shareholders with the media that is telling you that alternative energy sources are controversial.
Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

2025-08-03 16:42:51 GMT

I was at #OnCinema Live! #OCATC
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2025-08-01 16:37:58 GMT

Iconic Neal Adams illustration.
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2025-07-28 22:35:50 GMT

In less than a week the Internet has deemed that I am:
Politically biased for claiming international child trafficking pedophiles should be prosecuted.
Transphobic for equating peroxide MAGA reprobate Hulk Hogan with peroxide MAGA reprobate Marjorie Taylor Green.
An anti Semite for claiming we shouldn't be killing and starving innocent people.
I guess I'm the splitter huh.
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2025-07-26 17:44:55 GMT

Bill and Ted are back. Kind of.
https://godotbroadway.com/

2025-07-26 09:00:29 GMT

Billionaires, Pedophiles, and the Church.
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2025-07-24 20:56:41 GMT

If Hulk Hogan really is dead, and Marjorie Taylor Green is still alive, that will disprove one of my more obscure conspiracy theories.

2025-07-17 18:53:30 GMT

Place names are always contentious. For example in the 90s it was dangerous to call Derry Londonderry or visa versa depending on who you were talking to. My own father and his family call their home town Magosa but most of the world knows it as Famagusta.
So we shouldn't begrudge the evolution of place names. Although the "Gulf Of Mexico" has been recognized for centuries, if some people want to call it "The Gulf Of Trump Is On The Epstein List" that is entirely their right.

2025-07-16 10:25:58 GMT

When it comes to the question of *actual* sentience. I am hopeful that humans will one day achieve it yes.

2025-07-09 07:10:18 GMT

The US administration doesn't want to prosecute pedophiles, but will send a SWAT team to get Jose while he stacks shelves in Walmart because he crossed the border without checking into passport control.