Sir Bloojay

we don't rent pigs

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Last Notes

2026-03-21 22:02:06 GMT

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2026-03-08 00:40:03 GMT

someone post dudelookatmyears
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2026-01-17 20:53:46 GMT

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2026-01-17 20:39:09 GMT

Piggas aggressive
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2026-01-17 05:22:34 GMT

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implying you're OP

2026-01-17 04:26:49 GMT

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yeah I mean honestly that is the dream...
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2026-01-17 04:25:43 GMT

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Alex, I'll take "Things that didn't happen" for 200

2026-01-16 16:12:44 GMT

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God's grace is infinite

2026-01-14 18:13:57 GMT

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2026-01-10 00:10:03 GMT

king of the CATsle
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2026-01-07 16:16:36 GMT

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2026-01-07 04:05:34 GMT

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I like black dogs. They are smelly and itchy perfection.

2025-12-31 18:33:48 GMT

Builder 😭
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2025-12-30 22:59:52 GMT

:pepe_love:
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2025-12-30 22:55:14 GMT

dude YES!!!
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2025-12-30 22:50:47 GMT

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2025-12-23 18:55:32 GMT

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2025-12-18 03:05:40 GMT

this will never get old to me
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2025-12-18 02:48:43 GMT

you're good, it happens to the best of us
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2025-12-16 04:37:57 GMT

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I don't doubt it. People forget that they opportunistic hunters because they look cute.

2025-12-16 04:31:49 GMT

ratdog
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2025-12-15 16:54:05 GMT

what's good my nillas
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2025-12-15 16:44:50 GMT

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I'm just gonna end all my sentences with (I'm a scientist)

2025-12-15 16:43:41 GMT

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let's gooooo
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2025-12-11 23:06:43 GMT

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2025-12-11 21:23:09 GMT

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2025-12-08 17:32:12 GMT

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nah was thinking of picking it up tho

2025-12-08 04:12:57 GMT

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2025-12-08 03:53:04 GMT

they're uhh... doing this to you uh... tomorrow?
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2025-12-06 06:13:17 GMT

lmao wtf
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2025-12-02 23:13:01 GMT

blud shakin that shih
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2025-11-21 21:05:10 GMT

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2025-11-21 02:23:09 GMT

I would like to use 1 think please
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2025-11-15 01:06:01 GMT

Marge I crashed the truck
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2025-11-13 03:05:47 GMT

Raven speaking Russian because why not
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2025-11-12 05:35:00 GMT

Don't get to see the lights too often in these parts
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2025-11-11 05:52:32 GMT

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2025-10-30 23:58:36 GMT

wanna see the worst thing ever
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2025-10-30 23:53:35 GMT

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2025-10-30 04:35:56 GMT

posted it again award
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2025-10-30 04:33:20 GMT

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why do they do this shit lol

2025-10-28 21:50:44 GMT

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2025-10-27 16:40:30 GMT

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2025-10-27 15:56:43 GMT

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2025-10-23 05:02:04 GMT

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corn is pretty tame compared to fucking carrots and avocado what the hell

2025-10-10 06:00:29 GMT

pengu bubbles
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2025-10-08 20:01:08 GMT

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Lord knows
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2025-10-08 19:53:00 GMT

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2025-10-07 04:30:10 GMT

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I basically did this with my job lol

2025-10-02 22:54:03 GMT

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I could listen to this guy all day. That last and second to last go absolutely nuts 🔥🔥

2025-10-02 21:57:40 GMT

[@charlie_root](https://annihilation.social/users/charlie_root )
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2025-10-02 21:29:40 GMT

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you have to be the change you want to see in the world

2025-10-02 19:17:53 GMT

@npub1xgw…rtzh hampter radio
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2025-09-30 15:54:47 GMT

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2025-09-29 19:27:29 GMT

Which one of you did this
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2025-09-29 17:38:05 GMT

Boss seems pretty chill about it all tbh
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2025-09-28 23:53:10 GMT

BIG PIG INVASION???!?
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2025-09-25 17:30:45 GMT

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2025-09-23 20:44:16 GMT

going on a road trip
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2025-09-23 20:36:32 GMT

oops I stubbed my toe
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2025-09-23 19:27:45 GMT

MOAR DUCKS
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2025-09-23 19:23:09 GMT

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2025-09-22 17:32:08 GMT

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was not expecting feet pics on the tl today

2025-09-18 00:25:47 GMT

dude is a menace
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2025-09-17 16:45:09 GMT

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2025-09-17 15:41:42 GMT

my dough is making funny noises
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2025-09-15 00:45:49 GMT

free my boy
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2025-09-14 20:10:25 GMT

bro ngmi
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2025-09-14 00:50:56 GMT

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@npub1aur…zlkx said she'd keep it on the dl
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2025-09-13 22:47:17 GMT

@npub17pp…fwre I've introduced my mother to big pig and she's starting to make fan art now
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2025-09-08 18:43:22 GMT

fox posting
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2025-09-08 16:47:05 GMT

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2025-09-06 03:13:06 GMT

dude tried to weld wood
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2025-09-04 15:46:23 GMT

glugluglu meow glugluglu
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2025-09-02 21:07:15 GMT

this guy gets it
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2025-08-29 19:45:08 GMT

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nah just good old Oblivion Remastered. Thing is a buggy mess and it's great lol

2025-08-29 19:22:23 GMT

😔
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2025-08-28 19:43:59 GMT

:siren: HOT OFF THE PRESS :siren:
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2025-08-26 15:42:42 GMT

I just needed to clear my head
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2025-08-26 15:02:13 GMT

don't you dare
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2025-08-25 21:52:32 GMT

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this guy is on pace to die in a few months. Hopefully his life crashes and burns first so he has a chance to get help.

2025-08-25 03:37:53 GMT

I have transformed
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2025-08-25 03:22:16 GMT

🫡
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2025-08-25 03:13:12 GMT

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2025-08-23 01:44:39 GMT

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I cast minor illusion!
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2025-08-22 19:39:11 GMT

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2025-08-21 18:12:12 GMT

he's literally me
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2025-08-15 22:48:43 GMT

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2025-08-13 21:06:46 GMT

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2025-08-13 21:05:22 GMT

@npub1xgw…rtzh
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2025-08-12 14:45:43 GMT

*sniff* *sniff* *sniiiiifffff*
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2025-08-07 23:08:11 GMT

LinkedIn is on another level of cooked
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2025-08-06 22:14:26 GMT

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posted it again™ award

2025-08-06 20:46:15 GMT

:o
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2025-08-04 00:08:37 GMT

@npub10lp…q90w This is how I imagine you
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2025-08-01 19:26:52 GMT

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yeah man you can fix your marital issues tomorrow bro we just gotta do a little drinkin right now. Plus it's Friday so of you have to drink anyway!

2025-08-01 19:24:02 GMT

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oh then he's completely fucked. The way he's talking is like textbook alcoholism lol

2025-08-01 19:14:27 GMT

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This is a bit right?

2025-08-01 12:59:14 GMT

keep lifting heavy buddy
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2025-07-29 17:58:24 GMT

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