nancykweka
Nancy Kweka

This Christmas I’m going to try and make a ham. All tips and tricks welcome, include ones saying it’s actually overrated and I need to stop living in a Hallmark film.

2023-12-02 13:57:14

Okay. Tropical fruit as stars of the fruit-show but berries are AMAZING supporting actors when added to baked goods and smoothies/milkshakes.

2023-12-02 13:56:24

And pineapple milk doesn’t sound as good as strawberry milk :/

2023-12-02 13:56:06

Although I suppose “watermelon muffins” don’t sound as good as blueberry muffins :/.

2023-12-02 13:55:36

Also, growing up I thought tropical fruit (mango,pineapple, watermelon, bananas etc) weren’t as cool as blueberries and raspberries, only because the latter had to be imported and were super expensive so almost never in our fridge. The illusion has now been removed. I’m team tropical fruit all the way.

2023-08-25 11:20:00

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Seems my image still won’t upload. Anyway, just picture an iced latte.

2023-08-25 11:18:31

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There was meant to be a photo :/

2023-08-25 11:11:35

The Webster dictionary defines bravery as drinking this bowel movement inducing coffee before a flight with a toddler.

2023-08-19 08:47:13

The level of pride and accomplishment I feel when I manage to hide my flip flops sunder a fancy dress for a garden wedding is intense 🎉🥳.

2023-08-11 19:54:13

https://nostrcheck.me/media/public/nostrcheck.me_7914128074384469131691776300.webp had this bean salad (lemon honey dressing) and Hungarian pork sausages for dinner. Goodnight Nostriches 😊. #foodstr

2023-08-11 18:49:23

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@npub1ehg…qe5t @npub1l2h…n2lz @npub1e2w…el27 I looooove This!!!!! So amazing listening to the first version and then seeing how you all collaborated to make the end product 💕🌸

2023-08-10 13:22:57

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What is this called?

2023-08-09 16:58:59

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@npub1fnn…4xnx could this be it? Do we need to find you some stellar Kilimanjaro coffee?

2023-08-09 11:52:13

https://nostrcheck.me/media/public/nostrcheck.me_1915282233731760701691574559.webp https://nostrcheck.me/media/public/nostrcheck.me_7117930965568700701691574571.webp Kili Tower Burger. 36,690 sats for this massive feast. Avo. Bacon. Cheese, two Patties. Lettuce. Tomato. Flavor gets 3stars out of 5. Patty lacked flavor, needed a good sear. Also the meat had been overworked and tasted pasty, but the rest tasted fresh! #foodstr

2023-08-09 11:48:22

In other news, rains brought out a bucket load of massive slugs!!! Slipper for scale. https://nostrcheck.me/media/public/nostrcheck.me_4299038595189504371691574458.webNs

2023-08-09 11:47:29

It got my celery too 😭. Left a tiny bit poking out and I only noticed when it had eaten up all the roots.

2023-08-09 11:46:56

This guy has been eating all my Bok choy plants from the root. Any tips on how to keep him (and his friends) away without chemicals? https://nostrcheck.me/media/public/nostrcheck.me_7136794744445134251691574368.webp

2023-08-08 09:29:16

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Thank you. Do you find and “follow” relays or does it just happen automatically?

2023-08-08 09:28:33

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Also, just realised those are spam flavored crisps(??!). I used to love spam and cheese sandwiches with crisps inside for extra crunch. Just imagining spam flavored crisps on a spam and cheese sandwich 🤯 🥪

2023-08-08 09:27:06

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😂agreed! Who has parsley with their spam?

2023-08-08 09:26:14

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I saw your note and went to explore Google Keep. Previously had NO idea it existed! Mind blown! Thank you!

2023-08-08 08:28:47

What are relays #asknostr

2023-08-08 08:17:42

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I think I’d call mine “Turning your cave into a tunnel” or something along the lines of cave vs tunnel

2023-08-08 08:15:19

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Where is this? It is beautiful, reminds me of where I grew up (Papua New Guinea).

2023-08-08 08:13:05

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Hiiii! 🌸

2023-08-08 08:12:26

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I’ll try and turn the destination time into a song. Fingers crossed!

2023-08-08 08:11:24

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Noodles + avo go soooo well together 😍

2023-08-08 07:55:25

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I missed an opportunity to say “honey for my honey”. Sigh. We live and we learn 💔 .

2023-08-08 07:54:26

Auditioning to be on a @npub1fnn…4xnx track. “I get my Coffee while it’s hot hot!” https://nostr.build/av/f4c98f3f60fd7dca5e16cbf1d0a96fdf1db675b965e5ae43219e77ffe5f6fe33.mov

2023-08-08 07:39:37

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*to top. I have butterfingers. Get it? 🥲😂

2023-08-08 07:38:57

https://nostrcheck.me/media/public/nostrcheck.me_3091201465823290991691473038.webp https://nostrcheck.me/media/public/nostrcheck.me_7358830180310301681691473039.webp hybrid oatmeal buttermilk flapjacks. I chose passion fruit curd you top mine, my husband chose honey :/. #foodstr

2023-08-07 19:26:43

https://media2.giphy.com/media/tndsQWJdUe93bXN4kf/giphy.gif me now that I’ve found #foodstr

2023-08-07 19:20:45

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The only way to treat wings 👊🏾

2023-08-07 19:17:50

https://media1.giphy.com/media/s1UnnyPiANGGaLsWvp/giphy.gif @npub1fnn…4xnx has hooked me up with zapply pay! What a day! @npub1wxl…hcan

2023-08-07 18:46:36

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🤯 Just followed it! Thank you :)

2023-08-07 18:45:56

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Pork and Basil is a stellar combo 😍

2023-08-07 18:38:38

Okay. Clearly I was nervous for nothing about posting on here. I’m a complete tech noob in a sea of developers but they are all so helpful, feels like a safe space to be okay with not knowing & asking questions. 🥰

2023-08-07 18:32:51

Todays experimental dinner, creamy pork pasta. I wish button mushrooms were more affordable here, or that I was a halfway decent forager. Not ready to risk lives by bringing in poisonous shrooms 🥲😅

2023-08-07 18:26:48

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I’m the furthest thing from a runner, but when I had to do the mile with my students, I loved how cushiony the Nike Pegasus Zoom was!

2023-08-07 18:25:49

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No, they show up as blurred squares for me until I click them.

2023-08-07 18:24:38

How does one @ people on plebstr please?

2023-08-07 18:21:38

I like the interface on plebstr and the fact that I can post gifs and see images easily, but I hop over to Damus sometimes because I can’t seem to get my @ ‘s to work on plebstr. I’d love to stick to one 🙃

2023-08-07 18:15:38

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😂😂 love the name @zapplepay

2023-08-07 18:15:02

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This is what I should do! Instead of picking up my phone and then getting lost in other tasks and forgetting to set the timer.

2023-08-07 17:54:46

I need to release my phone for 15mins so @manlikekweks can hook back up my ability to directly zap posts. I’m tired of just 🤙or having to go to profiles :(

2023-08-07 17:23:43

I’ve even tried remembering the “destination time”, eg, it’s 17:54, I need to take the pasta off at (quickly adds 8mins on my fingers) 18:03. But no luck. I 👏🏾 Will 👏🏾 forget.

2023-08-07 17:22:25

Anyone else set a bazillion alarms when cooking bc they never remind elapsed time? I put the pasta on, look at my watch, say alright it’s 17:54, take it off in 8mins, then next time I look at my watch I have NO CLUE what time I initially looked at it.

2023-08-06 18:03:29

Speaking g of cooking, yesterday I added a splash of buttermilk to an old banana bread recipe. Boy. Game changer.

2023-08-06 18:01:44

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This 🫣. I’d love to find other mums/homeschoolers/amateur cooks on here 🥰. Or…. Do I need to be the change I want to see? https://media3.giphy.com/media/9s3oG20W0ucdlOc6AW/giphy.gif

2023-08-04 13:09:12

#note1j73…4t2k and he’s off. The BTC community really did it 🥲.

2023-07-22 13:02:47

In todays toddler tales, Sky tried to say “ladybug” and said “loopy butt” 😂. Day made.

2023-07-20 19:16:17

The first time @manlikekweks tried teaching me about sats and wallets, I thought I’d never understand, turned out to be ridiculously easy. I’m now sat with him to watch Guardians of the Galaxy 3 and I can say with all confidence I will NEVER fully comprehend Marvel timelines. I just watch, pretend I know what’s happening and enjoy the journey🥲

2023-07-18 17:19:22

What a beautiful day. (Home)school is back in session! We started on botany today. Honestly cannot wait to learn with the kids! Project one: build a mini herb greenhouse then project two: use the herbs to make soap.

2023-07-12 19:25:24

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If you need me to send you cute pics just say so 🥲🥲🥲🥲

2023-07-12 19:24:06

Watching Happy Feet for the first time and my heart is in pieces. Shambles. This movie is so sad 😭. The humans have just arrived on the scene 🤢

2023-06-27 17:51:13

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This website even has a quiz to help you figure out which android is best for you. Apparently I’d be happy with a Google Pixel 7A.

2023-06-27 16:37:50

Here like a stalker just crushing on him.

2023-06-27 16:35:54

You’ve never met a @npub1fnn…4xnx . I love watching him “dad”. 🥰

2023-06-25 19:17:44

It’s lovely seeing snippets of other people’s days on here. It’s a big small world. I just went on the banana profile @Endcape and realized I’ve never tried clams!

2023-06-25 19:15:51

#note1dvz…90s6 @npub1fnn…4xnx do you have this?

2023-06-25 14:41:58

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Yea, I’m leaving Apple if they stop zaps. I just had a kind stranger buy me coffee from Germany while I’m in Arusha! Still mindblown.

2023-06-25 14:41:03

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I just saw the notification and I was MINDBLOWN 🤯🤯🤯. @ralf , what a guy! “Asante” for the coffee.

2023-06-25 14:39:09

Help me find Ralph please @manlikekweks ! I want to thank him. Can you tag him or something?

2023-06-25 12:34:07

@npub1fnn…4xnx ordered a burger and fries, I went with a (robust) chicken salad and garlic bread. Here’s hoping he shares his fries. 😶‍🌫️

2023-06-25 12:33:01

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@npub1fnn…4xnx https://media3.giphy.com/media/f3dRSiajsz8DLmt0KS/giphy.gif

2023-06-25 12:32:25

https://nostrcheck.me/media/public/nostrcheck.me_3407202388526264381687688839.webp 9,792 sats for this coffee. Took me too much googling to figure that out. Is there a place I can go to see sats to TZs easily?

2023-06-11 15:09:43

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😂😂busted!

2023-06-04 05:42:37

Good morning, i clearly fell asleep last night only a little way in to Jphn Wick 4 😂. The fight scene was going on for 15mins AND their clothes were bulletproof so there was no end in sight.

2023-06-03 20:07:13

The main character continues to let people die for him. It appears to me that John Wick is the villain.

2023-06-03 20:06:02

I keep assuming the conversations will end in peaceful resolutions, i forget this is an action movie :/

2023-06-03 19:43:39

Lots of “table” talk. Wonder if we’ll get to see a physical fancy table. If so, wonder what the table budget was 🤔

2023-06-03 19:41:53

Welcome to my running commentary. Be forewarned, action movies are NOT my thing 🥲

2023-06-03 19:41:08

Watching John Wick Chapter 4 with @manlikekweks

2023-05-23 01:00:57

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How do i play bot or not?

2023-05-23 01:00:06

Next baby, i hope @manlikekweks can pay for all my icecream in BTC. Would be so wild to scan and pay at Shoppers 😳

2023-05-23 00:58:51

Pistachio ice cream with a teensy splash of lemon and some raw oatmeal sprinkled all over 😍. Invented as a pregnancy craving, STILL craved to this day.

2023-05-19 09:21:06

We finally beat this game!!! I’m a huge fan of cooperative games! 5 minute dungeon is still a top favorite, but Castle Panic is fun for younger players. https://nostr.build/i/8a1a2a862db59219ae2417145d921e7118bb01deb5d6fadbc25309a226f80e85.jpg

2023-05-17 07:41:08

When your husband finds a way to auto-zap you every hour 😂 https://nostr.build/i/d8a154aa247f2012e5defa6887558af144d1a666752e8bd2b67aadd8fafd738d.jpg

2023-05-17 06:52:13

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this song is NICE 😍🤩

2023-05-16 10:37:09

But for now, we get to enjoy school by the sea ☀️🌊 https://nostr.build/i/ab5b045ccdb186785b3a6cb841e87008cb414110d279e6c096eb67eee5d973f7.jpg

2023-04-07 11:26:10

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😂😂😂

2023-04-07 11:25:30

Anyway, if anyone has natural remedies for dealing with formication (the flea feeling), I’d love to hear about them.

2023-04-07 11:22:22

Did those pills serve a purpose in their season? Yes. Could there have been another way? I’m almost certain the answer there is also yes. But I’m here now, grateful I’m through that season, but also realizing it will be years of undoing the damage they caused.

2023-04-07 11:20:58

I’ve been having weird prickles, like little fleas are crawling on me and biting me. Last night I found out that it’s one of the (endless) side effects of withdrawing from antidepressants. I’m realizing how little I was informed about all the effects of those pills.

2023-04-07 11:19:27

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That is the prettiest sparkliest glass 😍

2023-04-07 07:39:20

The #coffeechain makes me want to go back to White Sands for a coffee #[1] 👀

2023-04-06 19:24:05

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Aminos

2023-04-06 19:20:42

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Atoned

2023-04-06 19:17:57

If ChatGPT spits out an essay/poem etc, and a student submits it as their own, can things like turnitin flag it for plagiarism?

2023-04-06 12:54:33

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So cute! Did she also plant the plant inside?

2023-04-06 10:20:01

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And that’s not to say “away with schools and classrooms!” I’m just saying it’s important we recognize the gaps in the school system, and problem solve. What works for one person won’t always work for the next.

2023-04-06 10:14:28

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👍good to know there are some great teachers out there encouraging kids to ask questions! They’re lucky to have you :)

2023-04-06 10:10:17

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😂😂😂

2023-04-06 10:08:27

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Also, are you talking about private schools or government schools?

2023-04-06 10:07:30

Petrichor; the smell of rain on a hot day. 😍 https://nostr.build/av/nostr.build_25fd7c419bfda158414eff52aa5818b448096c51aac6e4640bb39a2984c34a79.mov .