scientifically proven to be the best account on baest + top shagger
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Last Notes npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk stipend came thru, almost impulsively got the pixel 9 pro. i love the small and usable version. even tho i got used to my big 7 pro, i don't need the real estate. im happy to one hand a smaller phone than having to awkwardly swipe on the big one. i guess ill see what happens before the trade in offer period ends npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk when i first heard about daoism, i thought it was just a bunch of traders on wall street worshipping the dow index npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk man im never flying united again. apparently "fully refundable" only means "fully refundable" if you don't fly any portion of the flight! if you're trying to cancel your return leg, oopsie, you have to beg the customer support agent for an exemption so they don't stick your ass with a flight credit. ridiculous npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk helped a friend cheat on his final exam. he was using his ipad as a camera in honorlock but had his phone on his desk, showing me the contents of the exam on video, and i was showing him chatgpt responses via obs virtual camera. definitely one of the crazier things ive done npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk hot take: kagi is actually pretty bad. im not gonna pay money per month to use it npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk @npub1qh0…xeda i think lambda functions are the closest you can get to cost savings on the cloud. ive played around with them before and for small projects they're actually perfect npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk watching the world's biggest influencer's empire collapse in real time will never not be entertaining. he had it coming and it makes me all giddy inside to see it unfold, and to watch it sloooowly percolate through the mainstream media npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk its definitely gonna go up next semester but im gonna be looking for jobs before then!!! so wtf!!! npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk actually seething that my gpa is 3.49. literally one point away from that perfect 3.5 cutoff npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk i had no idea today was a holiday lol. showed up to work and everything's closed. guess im going on that hike after all npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk my bank when im sending a four thousand dollar wire to a random guy in thailand: 👍 npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk @npub1wah…xc8t straights are a scourge npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk also did a ctrl+f for "pedo" and found 0 matches. yet that's exactly why no one likes him anymore lmao npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk least out of touch journalist npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk @npub1mqj…k409 god i wish that was me npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk @npub1h4w…hqmf @npub1qh0…xeda there is not a bad product, only a bad price npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk im glad that vice is starting to release their back catalogue on youtube, but it's really annoying how they pass off the videos as new when they were shot in 2014-2016. literally a decade has passed since some of these episodes aired, i think the audience at least deserves a year in brackets at the end of the title or something npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk finally got caught up on the mister beast drama. 2024 is great, we're getting a new kid diddler exposed every month. this year is def going to end with a bang npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk <----- face of a man with a 600 dollar ball ache npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk 💀 npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk need a shirt that says "i miss air conditioning" npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk japanese twitter artists post your skeb links instead of having usernames like 0l1l101l1l1l10l00 challenge (failed) (impossible) (how am i even going to track this guy down to commission him) npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk not jerking off until monday. please send your prayers and condolences 🙏 npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk @npub1uzg…sppm we're gonna go back to selling physical media with these games. and it's gonna be 3 28tb hard drives per game. good luck playing that cocksucker npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk i know theyre just doing their job, but in my head when the doctor recommends an sti screening, my headcanon is that they either know you FUCK or they think you're a gay little bottom bitch boy. there's no in-between npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk @npub1mqj…k409 fake aids npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk "i stopped understanding computers after windows 95. that's what i was trained on, and i don't need anything other than word or outlook for my work" npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk @npub1usp…hy44 >no magnet sticker npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk IMG_20240718_143753_857.jpg npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk IMG_20240718_143719_190.jpg npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk ive had to shoehorn in a few slides into my presentation that are more suited for a general audience, but im not gonna be around in a month, so im keeping all the jokes and memes in! npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk really excited for my project presentation tomorrow. originally it was meant to be just a catch-up for my supervisor's phd students so they know what the hell i've been doing for the past 2 months, but the invitation email somehow got circulated to like half the department, and i'm getting moved from the little department conference room to a big one in the main building. i swear to god if like 30 people show up to gawk at the summer intern im gonna piss myself laughing npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk @npub1mqj…k409 can confirm npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk @npub1jyj…vhee @npub1x6g…5c0k yes! :3 npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk @npub1ux2…5jws they are npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk @npub1pwy…ya8k but the loudness is the appeal npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk @npub15jz…clp6 i am and i need those too npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk please bear in mind npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk @npub1gl2…06hc this fr npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk @npub1x6g…5c0k cc @npub1qh0…xeda 🙏 npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk @npub1uzg…sppm noooooo not the state mandated chastity nooooo that would suck so bad haha npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk @npub13lr…vus5 i do wonder if this is staged. regardless it will be a while before we learn the truth, if at all npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk @npub1wah…xc8t i was literally gooning when this happened. news travels fast man. the hour im unplugged from the internet this shit happens npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk image.png npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk @npub1x6g…5c0k money laundering npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk never do business with furries. i asked for another sample and bro said "how big do you want it owo" npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk @npub15gq…xwlk @npub1pwy…ya8k crayons are hard and break off in your mouth when you try to chew them. the red wax that they use for babybel is so fun to put teeth marks into npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk @npub1pwy…ya8k @npub15gq…xwlk YES its so good !!! npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk @npub15gq…xwlk it could be rat poison for all i care. the little red wax ball makes it so much more special to me... npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk @npub15gq…xwlk explain yourself npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk mmmm.... babybel cheese...... npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk image.png npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk fosstard don't say anything completely out of pocket when presented with something from the last decade challenge (impossible) (failed) (actually painful to witness) npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk @npub1uzg…sppm there is a lot of use to 5 cats eeping npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk IMG_20240705_104310_480.jpg npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk IMG_20240704_143313_070.jpg npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk @npub1uzg…sppm siri can toggle noise cancelling or even enable passthrough mode (or transparency or whatever apple calls it) npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk @npub1l8m…z669 yo npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk texas stock exchange npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk getting up at 5:30 am tomorrow for another crack at the funny street transportation challenge. if the hfxgo app dies on me again im going defcon 3 on hrm npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk "modern bank for engineering professionals" would be a great pitch if they DIDN'T TELL ME THEY ONLY OPEN ACCOUNTS FOR A PERIOD OF 2+ YEARS!!! piss off scotiabank npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk IMG_20240702_120832_420.jpg npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk quitting deodorant npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk @npub1cmy…q0un if anything it's a good excuse to update everything npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk @npub1uzg…sppm @npub1c96…q7ug it's different when im at my most vulnerable (wearing training pants) npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk @npub1c96…q7ug fear of being perceived at the gym npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk @npub1uzg…sppm bottom outfit npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk she even replied "haha, thanks" it's so over npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk >landlord asks for my new address so she can send me my security deposit npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk @npub1usp…hy44 the appeal of going to museums when there's (almost) no one there is very strong to me. and empty lab on saturday when i can lock in and code away. i would talk to your supervisor about it, your workload might not allow it npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk is it jellyfish season dot com npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk since my supervisor is going to a conference, im gonna try the cgp weekend wednesday schedule. not super enthusiastic about working saturdays, but having a wednesday off is so op. i gotta try it npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk @npub1emn…rkds beautiful men npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk dr disrespect is not like us npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk so weird seeing people twice my age on the internet. what are you doing with a fedi account? have a kid npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk @npub1vwr…fnzd lmaooo i didn't see that npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk every time you leave a wrench or clown react on my posts, i experience an orgasm. please react responsibly npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk so happy to announce that i got into forbes 30 under $30 🙌 npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk i have also never given them a cent. i've used my google play points to remove ads, so i guess they got google's money from me, but you absolutely do not need to give them money to have fun npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk been playing a lot of tower war and mob control as my phone time waster games of choice. i hit the p2w progression limit on eatventure so i just gave up on that, and i'm hitting it with tower war too. pretty fun though npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk @npub1znu…n9j2 just like apple fan boys have an obsession with how good apple is, a lot of fedi people have an obsession with how bad microsoft is. it's just npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk @npub15c7…suze bro thinks he's :fatteratte: npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk @npub1c96…q7ug i really don't understand how this is a thing. i get itchy if i have more than 10 tabs. how can you have hundreds npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk IMG_20240623_105148_234.jpg npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk i always eat with a fork and knife. i cut using the fork, and threaten anyone who wants to steal my food with the knife npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk sprained my right foot 👍 npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk @npub1wah…xc8t my own musk npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk >do more than i expected to do today npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk @npub1ux2…5jws literally homophobia npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk wee.MP4 npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk @npub1pes…pguw @npub1uzg…sppm yeah i'll cream on those alright npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk BRUH npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk @npub1uzg…sppm mmm... feet... npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk im actually crying, why is he tweaking so hard 😭 npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk Pickle.mp4 npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk IMG_20240620_165336_144.jpg npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk VID_20240620_165321_440.mp4 npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk BillBoard Device my beloved npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk when i look at high end cameras im always so intimidated. im happy with my canon, i don't want to be able to tell shit from fuck npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk umm???? lain???
