Sir HeyCitizen ⚜️

I am a woman respecter.

The HeyCitizen Experience: https://lnbeats.com/album/a2d2e313-9cbd-5169-b89c-ab07b33ecc33
Signal: https://signal.me/#eu/B5ghBVPKARgveZ20gxbNpUoeK0i2Vp6XNgrNDy2OqNB1D9gT3jNJ8L-OEH6prKYC
Nostr: https://njump.me/npub109pc6vlklws9k5f8vahq2yrdgap7uyqyt7zqknetd5tjzche8t2qvr5aaj
Telegram: https://t.me/HeyCitizen

Public Key

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2026-08-18 14:59:24 GMT

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I'm HeyCitizen@getalby but I'm not asking for money,
I'm asking for mutual friendship on the lightning network. True nodebros with thicc channels

2026-08-18 14:56:30 GMT

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https://amboss.space/node/03a524eb4f2e9f07b4cbb904f265ed21af7e46cebd8dc92eb9682dfd0d54f6349f

2026-08-18 12:48:16 GMT

@npub1vm3…6nvd
We should follow each other.
#But also we should run lightning node and open channels to each other.

2026-01-11 00:54:04 GMT

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https://www.thetedkarchive.com/library/ted-kaczynski-industrial-society-and-its-future-washington-post-version

2026-01-11 00:51:53 GMT

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you shoukd try to find yourself a girlfriend

2026-01-11 00:48:02 GMT

[@CSB](https://poa.st/users/CSB ) noagendadiscord.com
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2025-12-19 17:40:02 GMT

What [@CSB](https://poa.st/users/CSB ) will never understand...
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2025-12-08 19:53:17 GMT

Do you know what you are? You are what you is.

2025-12-07 20:16:30 GMT

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we need better role models to legitimize the blaming of all our sexual inadequacies on the blacks and the jews :pepe_tard:

2025-12-07 20:06:03 GMT

[@CSB](https://poa.st/users/CSB ) : "AI will steal your job!"
Me : "oh no! Robots stealing catalytic converters are just around the corner!" :pepe_hands:

2025-11-27 17:45:24 GMT

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2025-11-13 21:44:32 GMT

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2025-11-13 01:36:51 GMT

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2025-11-12 22:20:58 GMT

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it's the same on pretty much all distros: just plug it in and it just works.

2025-11-12 21:54:10 GMT

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oh, so it doesn't work on Linux, just like my RedDragon keyboard and my Trinity Naga mouse, my Motu M4, my Western Digital hard disk and my Akai MPK midi keyboard :pepe_hands:

2025-11-12 21:33:09 GMT

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maybe none of us exist, only Jesus and his favorite podcaster do :madam:

2025-11-12 21:23:29 GMT

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The Man Who Always Tells The Truth says he has tried everything and it just doesn't work. Oystein runs Ubuntu and uses the Rødecaster, but only in our imagination, which is where Mutton Mead and Music exist as well apparently.

2025-11-12 20:35:37 GMT

Heads up @npub19tx…ymwd
I recently heard from a good friend (who says he only ever speaks the truth) that the Rødecaster doesn't work with linux!
:pepe_hands: very sad times indeed, as it appears I have been living in a fantasy land this whole time

2025-11-12 11:51:25 GMT

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he does show footage of india-style "death threats" (your mom is on OF, i put my penis inside her vagina)

2025-11-12 10:59:18 GMT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WsPZC1-TLo

2025-11-10 17:49:24 GMT

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2025-11-08 17:16:25 GMT

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I'm upset at Adam because he doesn't use Linux. We are not the same.

2025-11-08 16:55:45 GMT

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last episode when? 4 more years?

2025-11-08 16:35:40 GMT

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4 more years?

2025-11-08 16:31:19 GMT

Remember the No Agenda show? I can't believe they've been gone for 6 months already...
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2025-11-05 13:24:38 GMT

You should use Microsoft Windows! :pepe_christ: It is free libre and open source software! :pepe_love:
🫵Anyone who disagrees is pure hate! 🫵Fucking linux jihadists!!! :pepe_terror:

2025-10-24 18:59:09 GMT

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yez! :feelsgoodman:

2025-10-22 18:21:06 GMT

[@CSB](https://poa.st/users/CSB )
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2025-10-14 16:16:27 GMT

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"your faggot president" lol

2025-09-16 15:44:46 GMT

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my pp too big; buffer overflow; model collapse :pepe_hands:

2025-09-16 15:29:03 GMT

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but, it's going to be FANTASTIC in 3-4 more years max

2025-09-15 20:07:41 GMT

I have the best news ever!
"They found the Epstein list?"
No, the second best thing ever...
"The government revoked GMO seeds as intellectual property?"
No, the third best thing...
"We un-repealed the Smith-Mundt act?"
No, Valve is forcing all game developers on Steam to suppprt Linux natively!!!

2025-09-15 17:26:32 GMT

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> real
> constructs
🤨

2025-09-15 16:19:25 GMT

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i work with real plumbing, you work in fake-ass digital plumbing. We are not the same.

2025-09-15 16:17:08 GMT

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"four more years!"
—morons who think AI will take our jobs

2025-09-09 03:48:07 GMT

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now imagine how successful the podcast could be if it got money from advertisers, listeners AND the government. very stonks!

2025-09-09 01:21:33 GMT

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yez, non value-for-value podcasts like TWiT are better value for your money

2025-09-08 02:35:18 GMT

@npub1748…q0g0
Is this the AI you think will take your job in 2-3 years tops?
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2025-08-27 21:32:46 GMT

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ergo, AI is even dumber than CSB

2025-08-27 21:32:16 GMT

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still gonna be 2-4 years until it can take your job

2025-08-27 21:30:46 GMT

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i use Mycroft and it's more intelligent than most NA.social apes. It's still stupid and useless.

2025-08-12 09:28:22 GMT

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Has AI learned how to do plumbing yet?

2025-08-08 16:52:36 GMT

@CSB
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DNAa8dxiOVi/

2025-08-07 10:18:20 GMT

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Yeah, he wastes a lot of time thinking about aliens and whatnot; when he could be doing the sensible thing of just blaming everything on the Jews. Also women and blacks.

2025-08-07 01:06:44 GMT

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yez, he is smarter than a woman.

2025-08-06 21:18:34 GMT

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ah, finally, he admits to being a jew. Shalom faggot.

2025-08-06 21:09:30 GMT

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oh fuck, someone is using > 10% of the brain!

2025-08-06 21:08:28 GMT

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you're saying I'm a jew? By religion or by dna?

2025-08-06 21:07:18 GMT

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ok fhew, i was worried there for a second

2025-08-06 20:54:28 GMT

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dafuks wrong with you? You should be an of those things

2025-08-06 20:53:36 GMT

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by the jews ofc.

2025-08-06 20:52:55 GMT

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as what?

2025-08-06 18:31:09 GMT

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yes, because the biggest-brain highest-most IQ move you can come up with is blame the race (or religion, depends who you ask) for all your society's corruption. You are doomed to spend the rest of your miserable life bitching online and being treated like a miserable hater.
But go on living your life this way, I'm the retard who doesn't get it.

2025-08-06 18:14:20 GMT

All these years on the internet wasted, learning about thermodynamics, software, musical harmony; playing video games...
...when I could have been learning about the deep intricacies of sucking off baby penises...

2025-08-06 18:00:15 GMT

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i don't even know what the fuck that means. I don't have 23 And Me, and I don't subscribe to any religion. All I know is these jews live rent-free on your instance, and nobody agrees what they are, only that they're bad.

2025-08-06 17:54:29 GMT

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the jewish genes making them fat, sucks to be them

2025-08-06 17:53:13 GMT

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is it their genes or there religion condemns them to jewery?

2025-08-06 16:48:46 GMT

Me: "smoke weed and love your neighbor"
Faggots: "NOOOO! Jews are responsible for troons and gays and the Bible says they're bad!"

2025-08-06 16:46:18 GMT

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blame the jews and call everyone who disagrees with you a troon gay retard jew.

2025-08-06 15:40:40 GMT

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i need Cesar Millan to help me teach you to behave and stop reciprocating the guests

2025-08-06 15:31:11 GMT

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DON'T DO IT! HE'S RECIPROCATING ALL OVER THE PLACE!

2025-08-06 14:55:01 GMT

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So, is your mission to exterminate based on genes, or is it just behavior?

2025-08-06 14:48:51 GMT

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https://noauthority.social/@Stuxnet1984/114982357988362135
This guy is claiming it's the religion, not the ethnicity. Is he a jew too?

2025-08-06 14:42:56 GMT

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good idea! I hear those people@really like vaccines

2025-08-06 14:41:38 GMT

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Alrighty, finally some useful facts. So we've established that bad behaviour comes from jewish genes. What's the plan?

2025-08-06 14:40:15 GMT

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Okay if you say so, it must be true. How else do I feel about it? Am I pissed that USD is the reserve currency instead of sheckels? Or am I yearning to chemically extract whatever copper exists on those pennies to resell for less than the penny is worth? Or do I crave bringing into some bank to get paper money for it?

2025-08-06 14:32:02 GMT

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it doesn't make me feel anything. It's a photo of copper and nickel plated cheap metals symbolically representing an increasingly debased fiat "world reserve" currency that superstitious retards threw into a fountain in order to make a wish.
What does that mean professor? Does it mean my genes are tainted and that I should kill myself or move to Israel?

2025-08-06 14:20:01 GMT

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it's the nose size right?

2025-08-06 14:19:33 GMT

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well, yoi should educate the rest of us so we can help you clean up your infected country

2025-08-06 14:13:18 GMT

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can you confirm someone needs to be expelled without a dna test? Do you know which part of the genome is responsible for "baby dicksucking"?

2025-08-06 13:55:08 GMT

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how do you intend to "stop jews from jewing it up" ?
Are jews genes we need to eradicate?
Or is it just the religion that's wrong and needs to stop beling practiced?
Either way, how is being a hateful prick on mastodon going to help?

2025-08-06 13:49:43 GMT

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fair enough. Are you also implying that the Hebrew genes are not the problem?

2025-08-06 13:39:47 GMT

> Hates jews
> Decides to call random people on the internet vaxxed satanists
Yeah, that'll show them! 🏆 Keep up the good fight fellow guardian of humanity

2025-08-06 13:27:22 GMT

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I asked a question. Instead of answering it, you accuse me of being gay satanist lol.
Why do you support the evil jews and baby dicksucking?

2025-08-06 13:17:50 GMT

Hello fellow Jesus lovers and jew haters. Just a friendly reminder that your Lord was a jew 🤣
Now explain why you worship a "baby-dick-sucking" deity.

2025-08-06 13:16:02 GMT

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>case and point
i arrest my case 🤣

2025-08-06 13:11:34 GMT

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🏳️‍🌈

2025-08-06 13:09:51 GMT

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i'm not defending anybody. I'm just encouraging you to act upon your beliefs instead of getting triggered every time someone says "blame the jews"

2025-08-06 12:52:41 GMT

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if your beliefs are righteous and real and true, you should join Hamas or some other very fine organization of retards such as yourself who ACTUALLY DO SOMETHING. Othetwise, you're just a jew/hater larper, aka, a fed.

2025-08-06 12:48:45 GMT

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nah, we don't ACTUALLY believe the jews deserve to die. We just like to blame them for our high blood pressure and poor hygiene

2025-08-06 12:47:22 GMT

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i don't understand why you're complaining on the internet when you could be inflicting violence upon the bad ethnicity/religion.

2025-08-06 12:45:09 GMT

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there's a special place for you in heaven and God and Jesus (nonjewish version) will applaud and celebrate you after you blow up a few synagogues. What are you waiting for?

2025-08-06 12:40:42 GMT

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it's unbelievable, how can you sleep at night knowing this ethnicity/religion is responsible for all the bullshit that happens in your country?

2025-08-06 12:21:32 GMT

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ya, I don't go out of my way to blame jews for literally everything. I'm the retard. Keep seething faggot.
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2025-08-06 12:15:13 GMT

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if you look back into enough ancestry, you would come to the conclusion that we these fucking "homo sapiens" are to blame for your problems. You should go ahead and start a campaign to wipe them from the earth.

2025-08-06 12:12:42 GMT

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go kill jews if it makes you feel better about your life. Then maybe you could look into Christians, especially Catholics and go kill those assholes too. Also, look into the genetics that came from Africa, maybe you should kill those people too. You'll feel mich better.

2025-08-06 11:34:24 GMT

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in the spirit of understanding your enemies, today I will try to wake people up about how most crime families are italian

2025-08-05 17:17:54 GMT

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fair enough. Gawd how wonderful it would be if social media kept reminding us to connect the dots and wake the fuck up about how italian the mob is. Wake up sheeple! Do you see?

2025-08-05 17:03:03 GMT

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so, you're telling me that jewishry is strogly correlated to conspiracies and manipulation, more than christianity or americanism?

2025-08-05 16:40:34 GMT

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what do you mean by "it works"?

2025-08-05 16:34:37 GMT

Are you feeling bad about yourself? Your country? Your economic system?
You can end all of that RIGHT NOW by just blaming the Jews!
Wartime blues? Blame the jews!
Got a soft willy? Blame the Israelis!
Stop following the money and reading conspiracy theories; make all your research start and end with Israel! Save time, money and most of all, make your problems their problems!

2025-08-05 16:02:34 GMT

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( . Y . )

2025-08-01 22:22:10 GMT

https://www.msn.com/en-ca/news/canada/ontario-must-pay-for-surgery-to-give-trans-resident-both-penis-and-vagina-appeal-court/ar-AA1DzfGi

2025-07-30 16:17:19 GMT

@npub1ma0…yclm hope all is well in your corner of the continent ♥️

2025-07-29 16:34:48 GMT

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why doesn't she just go back to the country she is from?

2025-07-26 12:24:15 GMT

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And from Northern silicon Valley where.... Who am I?

2025-07-23 13:55:16 GMT

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this guy? https://youtu.be/Z5S5WArKO7M

2025-07-16 20:22:20 GMT

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2025-07-16 19:18:23 GMT

AI wrong as usual, even about @npub1748…q0g0
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2025-07-16 19:15:05 GMT

ChatJewPT gaslighting as usual...
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