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2024-09-04 20:51:45

You know, if I had realized back in the Brunching days that I could just film myself talking to myself in the same voice and call it two different characters, I would have done more videos.

2024-08-31 00:50:53

I don’t know if anyone reading is a lawyer, but I have a law question:
Are there any rules preventing a prosecutor from asking a defendant to affirm the words of testimony against them?
For example: “Would you agree that the officer says you killed these people?” or “Would you agree that the psychiatrist said you’re obsessed with fire?”
I ask because I saw a video that had similar questions to this and it seemed prejudicial to make the defendant say “yes, that person says I’m guilty.”

2024-08-19 19:55:49

I don’t mean to brag, but I use Magnums
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2024-08-17 17:03:03

We didn’t start the fire
But we’re gonna fan it
And destroy the planet
We didn’t start the fire
But we’ll keep it burning
To protect our earnings

2024-07-11 18:35:21

“Funky Cold Medina” is my favorite song about making your dog horny.

2024-07-04 18:15:25

I have a new creative idea! Surely this one will come to fruition and not be abandoned before it really gets started!

2024-07-03 18:27:07

My only real prank is asking people who recorded “Pour Some Sugar on Me” then going “What?” until they realize what I’m up to.

2024-07-01 17:11:47

What if the One Ring was just Sauron’s attempt to get people to read his poetry?

2024-06-26 14:04:17

Is Electric Avenue located in Funkytown?

2024-06-12 06:33:29

What would you rather meet in the woods, a fairy or a walrus?

2024-06-05 22:59:35

Does anyone reading this know anything about Kickstarting stuff? I’ve finally come up with a video game I think would be worth Kickstarting, and I don’t want to screw it up.

2024-05-31 21:23:45

1980s: If you’re so smart, why aren’t you rich?
2020s: If you’re so rich, why aren’t you smart?

2024-05-28 05:20:24

Dear British People: We pronounce it “zee” because that way the Alphabet Song rhymes.

2024-05-19 05:00:37

What I get from the words “old-fashioned” and “newfangled” is that at some point in history we stopped fashioning things and started fangling them, and we as a culture never recovered.

2024-05-01 16:01:45

She’s a 10, but it’s the Mohs scale of mineral hardness.

2024-04-15 04:48:29

I am not a night person or a morning person. I am a sleep person.

2024-02-29 21:25:57

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2024-02-27 17:07:34

You know, it has been a very long time since I saw a montage of stock footage cheekily suggesting that sex is occurring.

2024-02-27 06:42:24

Have New York Times crosswords gotten easier in the last 20 years or so? I decided to do the crosswords from 2000 and man it’s a struggle.

2024-01-21 22:01:02

I sent a photo of tea leaves to a fortuneteller, but apparently she only reads black tea. She just sent back a message saying “oolong, didn’t read.”

2024-01-03 08:51:01

“Bake me a cake as fast as you can” is such an insane thing to request.

2023-12-29 19:40:59

Hey, let’s have “Talk Like a Ninja Day” where everyone just shuts the hell up.

2023-12-15 20:48:39

Has anyone written something that’s like all dragons? Like dragon people riding dragon horses with a dragon dog running alongside, off to hunt dragon rabbits?

2023-12-14 06:14:33

Two thoughts about the movie Gremlins.
1. Technically it’s always after midnight. Except when it’s midnight.
2. Who the fuck schedules an inventor’s convention for Christmas Eve?

2023-12-07 21:56:55

Seattle’s pretty rainy, yeah, but the nearby mountain peak is Rainier.

2023-07-29 03:16:43

I internally pronounce “chicken coop” as “chicken co-op” and frankly it makes the world a better place.

2023-05-10 16:06:14

You can tell Spider-Man is based in New York by the fact that someone asks “Is he strong?” and the reply is “Listen, bud…”

2023-04-26 05:22:29

I don’t know how my conversation with Jenny drifted to the topic “How would Donald Duck and Popeye go about kissing?” but it has and there’s nothing I can do about it now.

2023-04-25 18:19:24

My trick for speed reading is to not read “the,” “an,” “a” and other articles. Every time you see an article in the text you’re reading, don’t read it.