beartrapbrain
Bear Trap Brain

Us Bitcoiners can be stingy jews, I’ll be the first to admit it. BUT we are stingy with our sats because we know what we have. $/Sat parity is right around the corner 😜

2026-09-06 19:33:21 GMT

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This is genius I could watch these all day 😂

2026-09-06 18:34:20 GMT

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This is so bullish! 😤

2026-09-06 13:02:32 GMT

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This is badass, kudos to you

2026-09-02 18:13:38 GMT

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“NO FIAT FOR YOU”

2026-09-01 04:08:38 GMT

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Can’t you transmit Bitcoin transactions over HAM radio?

2026-08-31 17:18:37 GMT

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Yeah who’s going to accept that diamond nft as money without the diamond itself

2026-08-30 03:55:57 GMT

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SPEDN

2026-08-28 18:05:45 GMT

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Something very similar happened with me!

2026-08-28 14:55:07 GMT

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The amount of entitlement and ego from BIP 110 supporters is insane. Don’t quit now, you have a long way to go to prove your purity to the other cult members

2026-08-28 14:53:30 GMT

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Bye Felicia

2026-08-23 01:38:01 GMT

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Goys just don’t get it!

2026-08-23 01:26:34 GMT

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Coffee and a cookie at a cafe with Square POS terminal ☕️ 🍪

2026-08-22 07:52:54 GMT

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Hmmmm looks like DNA sequencing 🧬

2026-08-21 11:51:55 GMT

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This guy is Sock 2 Compliant

2026-08-20 11:34:00 GMT

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So Clave is considered a secure signer option?

2026-08-20 05:29:37 GMT

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AOC = All Open Chest

2026-08-19 14:55:06 GMT

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The dynamic between the sexes feels very distorted, especially in the modern dating scene. Appreciate the wise words, trying not to get too discouraged out here!

2026-08-17 12:46:59 GMT

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GOYBREW

2026-08-15 20:53:35 GMT

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Just curious, what did Jim Gale do? Is he running some kind of permaculture scam?

2026-08-13 22:02:17 GMT

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Thank you 🙏

2026-08-13 01:25:07 GMT

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Like Liquid?

2026-08-12 14:04:36 GMT

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Always look on the bright siiiiiiide of like 😗

2026-08-12 04:24:31 GMT

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Yeah you probably should be sending transactions on the actual bitcoin blockchain 🤣

2026-08-11 00:06:46 GMT

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This is a legit crash out, and he’s taking people off the cliff with him 😳

2026-08-09 19:50:00 GMT

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Thank you clarifying that, ser.

2026-08-09 14:22:40 GMT

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Nah man BTC is money

2026-08-09 14:15:10 GMT

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It was the OP RETURN limit going from 83 bytes to 100,000 enabling larger file sizes to be embedded in the blockchain more easily

2026-08-09 08:18:24 GMT

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Nice 😏

2026-08-08 23:36:18 GMT

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Monero bros already sniping them on NOSTR 😂

2026-08-08 18:13:11 GMT

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🍿

2026-08-07 02:39:49 GMT

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I’m loving these 🐦

2026-08-07 02:23:17 GMT

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Here comes the boycott

2026-08-05 06:17:12 GMT

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Investments have become savings (stocks) and savings have become investments (gold and bitcoin)

2026-08-05 03:02:11 GMT

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What time?

2026-08-04 00:47:42 GMT

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Aqua?

2026-08-01 21:09:18 GMT

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Yall should look into Multi Institution Custody from Onramp. Platform was created for exactly these types of scenarios as they are only going to increase with AI proliferation.

2026-07-27 22:00:51 GMT

Does anybody have any reviews of using Clave as a NOSTR signing app? Trying not to use my Nsec for every client, so any suggestions would be greatly appreciated!

2026-07-27 14:46:39 GMT

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If you don’t have any haters, you’re not doing it right 💪

2026-07-24 07:19:58 GMT

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Sheeeeeesh!!!!! Sheeeeeeeesh!!!!!

2026-07-24 02:29:28 GMT

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The Big Fork

2026-07-24 02:23:34 GMT

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Use your keys or a slightly extended box cutter

2026-07-24 02:18:21 GMT

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Were we Friend Flow Positive last quarter? 🧐

2026-07-23 03:07:31 GMT

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My rump my rump my rump

2026-07-23 03:05:39 GMT

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Don’t just do something. Sit there.

2026-07-20 23:27:59 GMT

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Yay one step closer to real life Minority Report 👏

2026-07-19 11:27:49 GMT

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Hard money does not fuck around 💪

2026-07-18 20:56:33 GMT

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Holy shit I guess decentralized means you can post Live Leak videos on NOSTR 😭

2026-07-17 12:54:52 GMT

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I feel like every golf course has a cart girl under 21 years old, they know what they’re doing

2026-07-17 12:51:25 GMT

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Might have to become a Pitcoiner 💪

2026-07-13 14:28:57 GMT

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The Zaps must flow

2026-07-13 14:20:42 GMT

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I don’t think they got the memo about White Goy Summer

2026-07-13 13:49:46 GMT

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Ask them why their chocolate is taking over the world 🍫

2026-07-12 12:49:10 GMT

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What in the slop is this note?

2026-07-12 12:19:19 GMT

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There’s this thing called Lightning, it’s already integrated into NOSTR 🤔

2026-07-11 18:25:57 GMT

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Can’t wait to decipher the legalese mumbo jumbo that results from these proceedings 🤓

2026-07-11 12:51:37 GMT

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IF YOU BUILD IT THEY WILL COME 🍊

2026-07-11 12:42:59 GMT

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That looks like fun 🌞

2026-07-09 15:25:02 GMT

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Or “How to stay in the permanent underclass forever” 🦗

2026-07-09 15:02:59 GMT

THE TRAGEDY OF THE COMMONS
The Bitcoin blockchain is like a public park, using it as peer to peer electronic cash (Layer 1 or 2) is like having a nice family picnic or going for a pleasant stroll in the morning. Bitcoin affinity scams and all this spam BS is the equivalent of defecating/leaving used needles all over the public park. Yeah, the word “public” implies anyone can use it, but we have restrooms and cheap hotel rooms for a reason. Let ETH and SOL deal with endless shitcoins and NFTs. As a fairly neutral, recently orange pilled Bitcoiner, can we just agree to leave arbitrary data off of transactions as much as possible while also not calling everyone who disagrees with you a pedo?! I just want to use my sats without contentious chain splits or bloated blocks with huge OP returns. Is there a big difference between running Knots vs Core V<30? Any thoughts or opinions on this topic?

2026-07-09 14:50:16 GMT

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Yay I guess it’s working now

2026-07-09 14:49:58 GMT

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Test

2026-07-09 14:47:59 GMT

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Still not able to see my replies published on the note I reply to!

2026-07-08 04:25:27 GMT

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We need to to analyze the premium of using that BTC to buy the business instead of just letting it appreciate

2026-07-08 03:22:33 GMT

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$58,000

2026-07-08 03:21:41 GMT

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Test

2026-07-07 23:46:33 GMT

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Wow that’s so 🆒

2026-07-07 14:08:07 GMT

Help! I’m not able to reply to any notes on here. Any ideas why?

2026-07-07 14:06:34 GMT

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What a time to be alive 🇯🇵

2026-07-07 14:05:36 GMT

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Just because you CAN do something, doesn’t mean you SHOULD something!

2026-07-07 13:57:18 GMT

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God this guy is so stupid. Just because you CAN do something, doesn’t mean you SHOULD do something!

2026-07-06 21:29:16 GMT

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Don’t forget the $2 McGang Bang

2026-07-04 02:25:00 GMT

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White Paper

2026-07-04 02:24:05 GMT

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White Paper

2026-07-02 18:39:01 GMT

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Everybody’s situation is different. There are no solutions, only trade offs. Bitcoin circular economies are dope, but take a lot of time and effort to establish.

2026-07-02 12:08:01 GMT

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Another shit show at the fuck factory

2026-06-28 18:08:00 GMT

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I guess you get what you zap for ⚡️

2026-06-28 02:57:30 GMT

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I was going to zap you 21 Spite sats but your wallets not even set up lol

2026-06-28 00:57:02 GMT

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I’m new to this, but I believe the fundamental idea is: likes are inherently meaningless, but even a few sats held responsibly will retain their value and potentially grow over time. The more sats the better obviously but the same “small zaps” will grow in value over time if BTC does its thing. Micropayments made in sound money can add up!

2026-06-27 14:45:29 GMT

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Yooooooooooooo

2026-06-24 17:26:56 GMT

$(Insert Fiat price) GANG

2026-06-23 04:35:51 GMT

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Wait til they hear about White Goy Summer ☀️

2026-06-21 13:36:32 GMT

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IM SORRY BUT THE PC TERM HAS BEEN CHANGED TO BIPOC+^*%#=

2026-06-20 12:40:02 GMT

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They mean trying to infer whether the Fed will raise/lower rates in the future based on the language (Fedspeak) used in the FOMC press conferences

2026-06-18 02:51:41 GMT

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Words to live by 👍

2026-06-18 02:46:47 GMT

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We need a Chinese restaurant called Proof of Wok 👌

2026-06-13 12:05:54 GMT

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ITS FREE REAL ESTATE

2026-06-11 05:41:17 GMT

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The same thought has occurred to me, I wonder if there’s any evidence yet?

2026-06-11 05:38:37 GMT

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Tell me more, I’m listening…

2026-06-08 12:38:33 GMT

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Racism Against the Machine 🤘🏿

2026-06-05 22:58:15 GMT

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SUPER CYCLE INCOMING

2026-06-05 13:07:06 GMT

Well, Instagram is asking for selfies to verify your identity or else you’re locked out of your account forever… looks like I’m exclusively going to use NOSTR for social media purposes moving forward. Good riddance.

2026-06-05 13:04:38 GMT

Well, Instagram is asking for selfies to verify your identity or else you’re locked out one account forever… looks like I’m exclusively going to use NOSTR for social media purposes moving forward. Good riddance.

2026-05-26 14:35:54 GMT

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As long as my LTV is conservative, and I pay back the loan before I borrow more, this speculative attack on the $ works great!

2026-05-26 04:27:28 GMT

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I like to use my old stocks as collateral for a loan to buy more BTC

2026-04-26 06:34:26 GMT

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Ouch, spot BTC ftw