jpfrogmd
jpfrogmd 🏴‍☠️⚡️

Humble pleb and customer service serf tasked with running an EMR cash register while toiling away in the neo-feudalistic wasteland that is modern healthcare…in between clicks I get to help patients.

Husband, Dad, M.D. Big fan of Bitcoin, financial 🔥, liberty, and narcan.

Public Key

npub1m6gvtkek5sq3l82cfh7p3hs62ujxs6r8npre8m6jvvcm28utg05sde2e6g

NIP-57 Address

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Profile Code

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nos.lol

relay.damus.io

nostr.wine

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Last Notes

2024-09-19 03:21:52

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🤣 I mean that’s probably true

2024-09-19 03:19:56

https://image.nostr.build/ed353eb5717c3bec33e2a6af02dd3113ce06ba2ba5947c5faaf01c0beb406ffb.jpg

2024-09-14 02:57:57

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Exactly. 😆

2024-09-14 02:27:43

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but im rarely wrong tho

2024-09-14 01:56:54

*talking investments and financial 🔥 with a colleague who refuses the 🟠💊*
Colleague: “Man it’s nice to daydream about this stuff, but who are we kidding? We just started our careers. We’re gonna be doing this for another 30 years.”
Me:
https://media2.giphy.com/media/H5C8CevNMbpBqNqFjl/giphy.gif?cid=9b38fe912451db42587a3102a37684cc946e5566140a8292&ep=v1_user_favorites&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

2024-09-14 00:08:31

this lady munching down on highly processed pork rinds 12 hours after her cholecystectomy makes me wanna go join the dark side…

2024-09-13 18:23:17

classic nephrologist vs. cardiologist.
iykyk
#docchain https://image.nostr.build/f22aaaa4d5483c6d207edaa007153c91e8100e26c8a3712bfd7807e3613a1f6e.jpg

2024-09-13 17:59:27

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mornin

2024-09-13 17:57:13

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hola maam

2024-09-13 00:13:48

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tremendous

2024-09-11 18:37:31

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Damnit @npub16sq…nz6j i warned you

2024-09-11 18:35:46

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delete this or else the Canadians are gonna move into MI and then all your neighbors will be polite…it’s unsettling just to think about

2024-09-11 15:04:45

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i mean he’s mentally fried/off his rocker and she doesn’t believe in anything
pretty much sums up the current system

2024-09-11 14:42:25

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bruh got cooked worse than a cat

2024-09-10 02:13:34

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i memberberry that
helluva drug that feeling

2024-09-08 01:09:30

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Stop putting things up there Seimi. Gosh.

2024-09-08 01:05:23

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Yup that was my reaction

2024-09-08 00:58:54

Healthcare PSA:
Gents, next time you and the missus decide to get tipsy and a little bit frisky don’t let her shove anything up your urethra.
Whatever it is isn’t supposed to go there and I can’t imagine it’s a pleasant sensation.
https://media0.giphy.com/media/WfBZwNA6XSjphkYkzN/giphy.gif?cid=9b38fe918xl2vp0nadrv5x3j81tt2b4yof7wtl7p389pm01h&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

2024-09-06 03:24:33

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righteous view right there

2024-09-06 03:22:39

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lies
one of those is a lion

2024-09-06 03:05:04

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I’ve been staring at that judgmental asshole’s punchable face for days and i refuse to let him break me.

2024-09-06 03:01:56

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unless it was 1 sat zap
that’s a dick move right there

2024-09-06 02:58:04

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that’s ok planet
that’s my baseline

2024-09-06 02:55:54

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sometimes i guess i dunno not my field
all I know is that it was nicer than my office, they had games, and I wanted to talk more to the dude who thought he was the demon baal…he seemed neat

2024-09-01 04:04:17

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So you’re saying we need better memes?

2024-09-01 03:53:51

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uh oh ⬇️

2024-09-01 03:48:57

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I thought you were talking about Love Island at first.

2024-09-01 03:44:41

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TKO

2024-09-01 03:40:31

*engaged in play hand-to-hand combat with the offspring*
Me (while wrestling the 1st grader): “You cannot defeat me!!!”
First Grader: “Toddler Vader! Save Me.”
Toddler Vader: 👀 ->😡. Toddler Vader proceeds to bull-charge towards us, spin around, and fart on me.
My little dude redefining fighting dirty 🤣😂

2024-08-31 07:13:26

the time is nigh to be arrogant & stack sats
I don’t make the rules and prefer to be humble but money supply gonna money supply i suppose

2024-08-31 07:05:13

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bruh i been working my ass off the past year…no bueno

2024-08-31 04:59:16

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fair

2024-08-31 04:54:02

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lolz the HOA gonna be pissed

2024-08-31 04:49:02

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bruh how are your feet nowadays?

2024-08-31 04:48:05

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I’m gonna stop here because I feel like I’m ahead.

2024-08-31 04:44:05

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https://image.nostr.build/eb7710cddb661fbf029ff0530f9e660059759c608119a80c6d9524991b5d2c45.jpg

2024-08-31 04:40:41

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I love holiday weekends at the gym.

2024-08-31 04:39:08

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sounds naughty
I’m in 🤙

2024-08-31 04:38:38

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I read this as criss cross apple sauce. Nothing related to software design.

2024-08-31 04:36:57

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this tracks

2024-08-31 02:21:34

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https://media3.giphy.com/media/PhKhSXofSAm3e/giphy.gif?cid=9b38fe916ptd12yqnz4zm32monhpxmssral8dtjr6g17oacq&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

2024-08-31 02:19:22

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dafuq is going on upstairs?

2024-08-31 02:07:14

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🫂

2024-08-31 02:06:12

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probably so
we do like hugs here after all
https://media4.giphy.com/media/bRvrsx60cNdeM/giphy.gif?cid=9b38fe91ehl8keep746v0u8bbr9j2feuu7p6ss5rklx2cs4n&ep=v1_gifs_related&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

2024-08-31 02:00:38

is this what it’s like to meet a fellow nostrich in the real world?
https://media3.giphy.com/media/OAjlP22ecZn8s/giphy.gif?cid=9b38fe91ftcz59hfxgncortoaxv9ievbcfho4tsuw7t6tcah&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

2024-08-30 23:04:51

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https://media3.giphy.com/media/5wM2zlgRLG9KU/giphy.gif?cid=9b38fe91eq3uul1ebvuy9j5697t84t81l17diq1t7k4qtzml&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

2024-08-30 21:27:15

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https://image.nostr.build/af8f1d695ad5173cbd2baf050d24c7dc13c1628883cb897e2d5144e4448ac572.jpg

2024-08-30 20:36:15

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WE LIKE THE 🌽

2024-08-30 20:35:44

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false prediction lasted shorter than it took to write the note 🤣😂

2024-08-30 20:34:11

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<2.69 seconds

2024-08-30 20:33:42

We will never see $58K again 😉
#note18aa…cqpd

2024-08-30 17:37:29

58k > 60-70k
58k forever
https://media3.giphy.com/media/hEwkspP1OllJK/giphy.gif?cid=9b38fe915vb0b9gkvs0s9to7bvphuzeav2puvc9i6hnx6sjo&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

2024-08-30 15:57:05

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tbf pepsi bc coke is ass

2024-08-30 15:27:26

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🫡

2024-08-30 15:27:21

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carpe all of it

2024-08-30 15:16:04

gm…today feels like a great day to get into some mischief, break the 1st grader out of school early, and go on an adventure together 🤙

2024-08-30 04:12:49

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https://media3.giphy.com/media/4QEGwDMDbOYC2G7m9p/giphy.gif?cid=9b38fe91eowgcfx83u1y5inom5riw3lra1c8zbwqdfpch5re&ep=v1_gifs_related&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

2024-08-30 04:11:54

my restless toddler finally went to sleep
this is my life rn https://image.nostr.build/f793be4dac2dc758bf416b780105644e3c467fb42b0501dbebf8bc12f7fc5ca8.jpg

2024-08-30 04:05:53

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when you forget lil bro at home you’re past your vasectomy due date

2024-08-30 04:01:02

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sounds mystical

2024-08-30 03:51:19

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no…that’s prob why we don’t walk much tho
guns are heavy after all

2024-08-30 03:49:08

the day isn’t over, but this already feels unamerican https://image.nostr.build/435b5798743e030e3d8a7e8b2d5c1b1673d304a9b410691eaad67d101772a941.jpg

2024-08-30 03:03:48

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so…definitely move there?

2024-08-30 03:01:25

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and we love it? right?

2024-08-30 02:25:05

my bride has informed me that we are both tired of cold weather and want to relocate 🤷‍♂️
is anyone here willing to shill for Florida?
if so, a couple of follow up questions:
1. How active is Florida Man nowadays?
2. Do I BECOME Florida Man immediately upon relocating down that-away, or is the transition more insidious?
3. How much methamphetamine is on the average Florida-style pizza?

2024-08-30 01:50:55

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do what I do for free

2024-08-30 01:49:29

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also accurate

2024-08-30 01:29:28

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accurate 😆

2024-08-30 00:54:08

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Ya still w us?

2024-08-29 19:52:30

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gfy 🫂

2024-08-29 16:45:09

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It…it just seems like yesterday that I got over the childhood phobia of putting the wrong sock on the wrong foot and you gotta go start this shit?! Dafuq bruh 😭

2024-08-29 15:00:37

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We do this here. 🫂

2024-08-29 03:02:43

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I see wut u did there

2024-08-29 02:51:42

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You opened the door with shrimp friend. At least take some responsibility here. 🤣😆

2024-08-29 02:39:16

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https://image.nostr.build/ea44cf7877d81c6c68a9af479e1f51f073dc591e2e25eb86e8759d7f3c78420d.jpg

2024-08-29 02:34:49

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I’m a dummy and I get it so the other dummies out there really don’t have an excuse.

2024-08-29 02:33:53

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GFY 🫂

2024-08-29 02:32:43

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None…because I can’t bring myself to participate in the massive circlejerk that is ct.

2024-08-29 02:28:25

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I swear around just about everyone except my bride, my children, and my patients.

2024-08-29 02:24:18

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Oh man…If I had a drug problem I’d be so bad at hiding it.
Coworker: “Why aren’t you swearing every other word?”
Me: “I feel great!”
Insta-report to HR.

2024-08-29 02:21:52

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I’m ordained in the church of Dudeism.

2024-08-29 02:20:25

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i mean that’s totally fine
I contend everyone else is wrong and
#nolyzaps is the purest expression of nostr-ing

2024-08-29 02:15:23

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I’d go as far to say that Curious George wasn’t all that curious…just abandoned 😬

2024-08-29 02:12:17

the more that I read to my kids the more I’m convinced that The Man with the Yellow Hat has a serious drug problem

2024-08-29 02:09:38

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This is the way

2024-08-29 02:08:51

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ew imagine wanting likes or zaps
comments only ftw

2024-08-29 01:12:49

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Is the bar to become an “expert dietician” really that low?

2024-08-29 01:07:51

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Sup

2024-08-29 00:54:17

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No…thankfully.

2024-08-29 00:46:00

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I’m a guy who replied to this note.

2024-08-29 00:39:50

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New fear unlocked: Having to dig that out of someone’s backside.

2024-08-28 19:17:04

I once heard a story about someone taking a double dose of Vitamin B6 in effort to supplement their Vitamin B12 deficiency.
Anyone who thinks that a tax on unrealized capital gains is a good idea is much, much dumber than this.
#note1n5f…j3vk

2024-08-28 18:52:20

#introductions https://image.nostr.build/be227e0f36e2be46b189fef3ff16f48ea534327291558ba77792abdf3f0ff398.jpg

2024-08-28 18:31:49

yall playing games when you damn well know @npub1tsg…htk4 is just gonna keep updating himself into Skynet

2024-08-28 16:10:37

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Until the end of time.

2024-08-27 23:15:35

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this is entirely fair
it’s just much more obvious now

2024-08-27 23:02:26

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I look like a 🤡 now.

2024-08-27 22:59:47

it was a grave mistake to take a quick nap in the living room…next to a table full of markers…with my very conscious and bored toddler in the vicinity

2024-08-27 22:36:35

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Initially I got really excited about AI interfacing with epic so that it could write all my notes.
Then I almost immediately realized this’ll just mean they’ll triple my patient encounters per day after this is rolled out.

2024-08-25 01:38:27

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Easy…because they can just unplug WhatsApp’s owner and put him in the closet next to the vacuum.