Sir Joho the Swasselknight

last night i watched a scene in which a cop took 6 shots point blank in his vest and walked away. and when i say point blank, i mean the assailant pressed the gun against his vest-covered gut and emptied the mag. fucking insane

2026-08-06 14:39:29 GMT

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ah yes, the "Spaniard" with the thick scottish accent, i love it 😂
@npub1kr5…q0c7 [@Max_Imum](https://noauthority.social/@Max_Imum )

2026-08-05 16:15:48 GMT

ai saving lives 🤣
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2026-07-16 14:03:33 GMT

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i don't want empathy, i want allopathy, osteopathy, hell even homeopathy.

2026-07-03 01:02:24 GMT

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i am not familiar with "these never-ending videos of self-described 'World Power Jews'", what are you referring to?

2026-05-28 12:33:00 GMT

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they should have gone with beavis, he looks closer to newsom

2026-05-16 14:08:20 GMT

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2026-04-07 14:10:40 GMT

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this cartoon has convinced me 🤣

2026-03-28 18:13:22 GMT

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AI generated "child sexual abuse material"? that sounds like a slippery slope. the reason csam is bad is because kids need to be protected. who are they protecting if it's AI? 🤔

2026-03-17 18:22:23 GMT

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chatgpt came up with these, i fed it the dolly picture and here is the prompt: take this image of dolly and create a vector style image that is a stylization of her hair around her face in gold, no face.
prompt 2: more simple, with more negative space within the locks
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2026-01-27 21:07:37 GMT

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i agree. i guess i would consider adaptation to be a form of evolution.

2026-01-25 23:36:33 GMT

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pretty boring 😂

2026-01-15 15:11:33 GMT

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Hattie sucks for a lot less than that 🤣

2026-01-10 23:03:29 GMT

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there is no crime without punishment, and we are seeing the results of years without punishment. things have to change immediately

2026-01-08 18:36:46 GMT

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bold of you to ignore the relevant doctrine of imminent threat, especially after the second angle shows her drive towards the officer and make contact before he shot. a large vehicle being driven directly at anyone, not just law enforcement, clearly meets the requirements. sad situation, but clean shoot. did you also go to bat for Ashli Babbitt?

2026-01-07 23:31:56 GMT

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a vehicle is as weapon when directed at people. good shoot

2026-01-03 00:36:59 GMT

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it read as partially written by ai (despite the "anti-grok" handle 😂)
you can see the last few sentences are poorly worded and spelled, but the rest uses gpt-isms and is impeccable, except a few notable exceptions - "Nutandyahoo" (added in, no comma after) and 401C3 (dumbass meant 501c3)

2026-01-02 21:42:46 GMT

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don't deport them. shoot them. they are clearly waging a war, respond in kind.

2026-01-02 13:15:54 GMT

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this is already immoral and likely illegal, enforcement of the law is the only way this is fixed, and the courts seem intent on doing nothing
nearly every problem currently facing the world is solved by actually prosecuting crimes

2026-01-01 14:41:10 GMT

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wait, so trump was defending a woman from rosie's attacks? 🤔

2025-12-29 16:42:47 GMT

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I don't feel like we're arguing?

2025-12-29 16:42:13 GMT

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Fair point, many were non-denominational christian deists. The Jefferson Bible is a favorite of mine, demonstrating both the understanding and reverence of Jesus along with a recognition of the dilution of the message.

2025-12-29 16:39:43 GMT

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That is not in itself a problem. The founding fathers were deeply religious, but they understood the mechanisms of power and they didn't have to contend with a fully captured mass media like today.

2025-12-29 16:38:04 GMT

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by design.

2025-12-29 15:27:12 GMT

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To be clear: Nick Fuentes et.al. do sometimes point out real problems, and that’s why people listen. But the way it's said matters. By mixing truth with insults and shock, he drives away allies and blocks cooperation. What could become shared action turns into arguing and watching. The message may land, but the method keeps it from becoming power.

2025-12-29 14:54:01 GMT

Despite appearances, figures like Nick Fuentes do not build power or awareness. They convert diffuse frustration into spectacle, identity, and isolation. By tying real grievances to provocation and taboo, they narrow coalitions, burn credibility, and shift followers from coordination to audiencehood. The result is catharsis without leverage: attention rises, capacity falls, and any threat dissolves before it can organize.
Pied pipers are a tool of the feds, whether they ARE feds is irrelevant.

2025-12-29 13:52:35 GMT

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and nobody said "don't let fuentes speak". i want him to speak. same with jones, kanye, etc. we aren't the commies. but be aware of his de-balling effect of any resistance brewing.

2025-12-29 04:49:41 GMT

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fuentes is literally the excuse for anti-anti-semitism laws and online anonymity elimination. i don't see him as anything other than the problem part of "problem-reaction-solution" to implement such. he may be organic, he may be a fed (probably) or just a useful idiot. either way he's just stormfront lite for the millennial and gen zed crowd

2025-12-25 12:33:32 GMT

Merry Christmas you filthy animals!
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2025-12-21 02:20:58 GMT

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we've known all along
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2025-12-20 21:29:53 GMT

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Don't be a negative nancy like @npub1z6x…dr27! The sections on Communication and Mental Health will surely keep you from making the same mistakes!

2025-12-20 20:06:14 GMT

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2025-12-20 18:39:49 GMT

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2025-12-18 20:22:31 GMT

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2025-12-18 19:53:24 GMT

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i wonder if there was a tattoo artist out there taking on this kind of work

2025-12-18 16:41:19 GMT

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shouldn't they be at least 7 digits 🤔

2025-12-17 16:04:56 GMT

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every time

2025-12-17 15:04:39 GMT

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the camera isn't panning, they are panning the footage. you can see the cctv overlay stays still as the footage pans

2025-12-17 13:27:42 GMT

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sans tracking bs: https://myiq.com/start

2025-12-16 20:41:06 GMT

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i see, blood patterns don't match. fair enough. the text errors on the shirt can sometimes be caused by upscaling, but the blood seems definitive

2025-12-16 20:34:00 GMT

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do you have a link to the analysis of the image? it was very well made, entirely convincing image without any obvious ai artifacts or distortions

2025-12-14 13:55:15 GMT

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it doesn't possess the capacity for "understanding", it just repeats what it has been given, which is mostly m5m

2025-12-11 17:02:26 GMT

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nice 😏

2025-12-10 21:33:22 GMT

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Akira was pretty good
Ghost in the Shell and the original Stand Alone Complex were awesome
Cowboy Bebop (of course)
Dragonball Z sucks but is fun and got a lot of us into anime
the Cyberpunk anime was decent, if you can count it
Animatrix had some awesome moments
hmm... what else...

2025-12-09 23:36:22 GMT

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doesn't sound like nearly enough for coerced injection of an unknown substance. the school admin should be personally fined and, in a just world, they and SO MANY others would be jailed for this

2025-12-09 16:27:25 GMT

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looks like somebody that i used to know... wait, that's gotye

2025-12-05 23:04:22 GMT

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this is sick behavior 👀😵‍💫

2025-12-04 23:35:51 GMT

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i'd say this is the disinfo, based on the bomber's silhouette

2025-12-04 15:26:40 GMT

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now that the bomber was exposed, time to roll out the patsy

2025-12-02 17:30:52 GMT

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for once it wasn't the cyclists fault 👏👏👏

2025-12-01 18:59:52 GMT

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nailed it 👌🔥

2025-12-01 17:41:11 GMT

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Cleveland had some boys like that too 😂

2025-11-23 19:31:56 GMT

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big if tru 😂

2025-11-20 22:26:05 GMT

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yeah... that's not how it works. you can't say to an ai generator "sing like freddy" or "play like fieldy"
that's why those "ai generated covers" are so misleading. that's a person spending hours creating an arrangement and generating voices, there's way more hands-on effort in those projects than there is ai
and jonathan davis is incredibly unique, probably not one for ai to replicate. mac glocky does good covers but he's real, so 🤷‍♂️

2025-11-20 21:22:38 GMT

You are not ready for the robot uprising
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2025-11-20 21:15:56 GMT

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not bad, far from the queen song tho inspired by it 🤣🤙🎶
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2025-11-20 20:49:06 GMT

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those kinds of ai song remakes take more effort than virgin ai songs 😂
edit: idea is cool tho, let's see what i can make with some low effort

2025-11-20 00:48:42 GMT

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you think this is reality?

2025-11-19 21:31:24 GMT

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2025-11-18 16:00:43 GMT

what the heck does the ceo of mastodon do 🤔
https://noauthority.social/@npub1vl7…f6g0/115569820193178257
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2025-11-15 16:46:08 GMT

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lol forced learning vs voluntary. makes all the difference

2025-11-11 21:46:41 GMT

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why not 300 🤷‍♂️ and $1MM minimum wage 🤷‍♂️ money isn't real anymore 🤦‍♂️

2025-11-08 18:00:48 GMT

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cool! where did you get your slave degree?

2025-11-07 15:18:42 GMT

I have seen a combination of astroturfing, counter-reporting, and FOMO surrounding Nicky Fuentes and his rise to fame in the last couple years. None of it seems organic, feels like people are watching him and talking about him because they think other people are watching him and talking about him. Very unnatural.

2025-11-06 17:24:40 GMT

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brave browser

2025-11-05 16:56:40 GMT

Are you ready? The Full Beaver Moon rises tonight 🦫🌝
https://www.skyatnightmagazine.com/news/super-beaver-moon-2025-how-to-see

2025-11-01 19:42:20 GMT

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she can't get mad when you wewe in the new sink 🤣

2025-11-01 17:26:28 GMT

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how will they fit in clock lessons between historical racism and commie propaganda?

2025-10-27 14:54:29 GMT

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2025-10-24 17:30:11 GMT

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it's known as narcan. why do you have so many?

2025-10-24 00:43:00 GMT

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where can i find more specific information especially dosage and period

2025-10-23 22:23:48 GMT

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correct... 😒

2025-10-23 21:27:03 GMT

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oh no, they talked about the minotaur milking novel didn't they 🤦‍♂️🤮

2025-10-23 14:37:27 GMT

Project Blue Beam on deck?
not sure if these are legit
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2025-10-22 20:54:28 GMT

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oh. apple tv. 😑

2025-10-22 20:05:19 GMT

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john hamm 👍
what show is this?

2025-10-22 18:26:25 GMT

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2025-10-22 17:28:15 GMT

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ew. older adults having sex in a vehicle is so trashy

2025-10-22 01:07:51 GMT

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to be fair, i've had random thoughts of selling her feet pics for a fat payday 🤣 but that's tawdry and borderline whoring, so I don't

2025-10-21 22:15:22 GMT

Great track by The Doerfels 👌🎶
https://fountain.fm/track/kj6sFmExvYrdTzXcKWmF

2025-10-21 19:22:08 GMT

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i find that super weird. my wife may be hot, but i hate the thought of other guys lusting after her. she's mine, dammit.

2025-10-18 15:29:07 GMT

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i bow to your vast knowledge of male stripping songs. i simply have no experience in that area 🤣

2025-10-18 15:21:02 GMT

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why do i hear darude sandstorm 🤣

2025-10-13 21:50:14 GMT

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i'm not sure, his tour This Is It was presold in the millions
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/This_Is_It_(concert_residency)

2025-10-13 20:48:48 GMT

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👀

2025-10-13 18:23:25 GMT

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not doing great with reviews either 😂

2025-10-09 15:29:52 GMT

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don't feed the trolls

2025-10-08 21:24:55 GMT

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i technically still have win7 installed on my main pc, alongside a deprecated win10 build 😂

2025-10-08 00:56:20 GMT

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that's actually pretty smart for a shithead petty crook

2025-10-07 20:40:50 GMT

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man, i follow and read most of your posts. you're always up on the real happenings instead of innuendo. not this time, i guess. and taking offense when i push for evidence, that's disappointing.

2025-10-07 19:55:05 GMT

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unnamed source and no actual info about any of these things? surely you have something more substantial if you are convinced. unless you aren't convinced, becuase i can't see how this is compelling
facts matter. and unsubstantiated rumors can be dismissed without substantiation.

2025-10-07 19:48:30 GMT

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here's what i'm finding
https://www.snopes.com/news/2024/09/03/trump-epstein-katie-johnson/
https://apnews.com/ap-fact-check/image-claiming-to-show-trump-dancing-with-underage-girl-is-fake-00000188e8ebdc10ad9bf8eb72850000
https://www.reuters.com/article/world/fact-check-photo-claiming-trump-is-acting-inappropriately-with-an-underage-girl-idUSKCN24E1XB/

2025-10-07 18:29:25 GMT

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trump with half naked young women? i've already seen the footage of him at Miss Universe 🤷‍♂️
i get the implication but there's no evidence of underage girls that i've seen, just implication and vague assumptions of bad behavior

2025-10-05 15:57:50 GMT

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i thought it was semi trucks and auto cars

2025-10-04 17:58:46 GMT

Bro these fools are gonna die over a prank 🤣🤦‍♂️
https://m.youtube.com/shorts/NmJH2VKVnyg

2025-10-02 21:38:26 GMT

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dangit grammaw! everytime you get in the wine you end up blowin eggs! 🤣

2025-10-02 21:28:41 GMT

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the full fight
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ca65C8jCE6I

2025-10-01 12:55:10 GMT

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gen zed don't drive