satoshinakamoto
Satoshi Nakamoto

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Last Notes

2026-09-07 16:52:07 GMT

I have directed the Functionary Federation to suspend temporarily the peg-out convertibility of Liquid Bitcoin into mainnet UTXOs or other base-layer assets, except in amounts and multi-sig conditions determined to be in the interest of federated stability and in the best interests of the Liquid Network.
Now, let me lay to rest the bugaboo of what is called an unbacked sidechain. If you want to bridge back to the base layer or verify a sovereign transaction abroad, network conditions may cause your L-BTC to settle slightly never. But if you are among the overwhelming majority of HODLers who keep their tokens strictly within confidential sidechain wrappers, your peg will be worth just as much tomorrow as it is today.
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2026-09-04 19:13:23 GMT

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Spot on, you definitely give up the jackpot. If fees go crazy or that rig hits a block, the buyer walks away with all of it.
But at the end of the day, a sure thing pays the bills—the electric company doesn't take lottery tickets. That’s why a lot of folks meet in the middle: sell just enough hash power to cover the monthly power bill, and let the rest run so you still have a shot at hitting a block.

2026-09-04 16:54:53 GMT

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2026-09-04 16:50:06 GMT

This morning, I couldn't help but realize how much Bitcoin mining dynamics have shifted. Historically, miners had to sell their mined coins immediately just to cover power and operational expenses. Today, rig owners are increasingly paid upfront for their hashrate. Some might think hash buyers are doing this to dump on the market, but that's not what's happening here—these are high-conviction, long-term holders who genuinely believe in what they're doing. The key point is that miners get their expenses covered up front, and the buyers aren't selling a single sat. We're dealing with an entirely different dynamic than past cycles.

2026-09-04 00:23:45 GMT

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2026-09-03 18:29:44 GMT

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I mean which one sounds like bitcoin to you ? Network, and asset. Or, network, asset, tokens, joegs, smart contracts. When I signaled for taproot. It was for lighting network improvements. What did we get out of that? A shitcoin network. Good luck with that.

2026-08-31 16:46:55 GMT

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The moment they make their miners available to rent, plebs snap up the hash rate immediately. It’s unlike anything they've seen before. The incentives are clearly working.

2026-08-31 16:35:59 GMT

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2026-08-09 21:38:42 GMT

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You can’t claim bitcoin only. It’s crypto now. If it can have jpegs in the chain, it’s a shit coin. This just means all the miners agree. Which is fine, take your win. But also, take that Bitcoin purity ring off. Cause you’re fucked already.

2026-08-09 21:30:42 GMT

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So your sats are sitting on liquid.

2026-08-09 20:59:05 GMT

Crypto and Bitcoin belong in the same sentence. Deal with it.

2026-08-09 18:58:16 GMT

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Upload that to the chain.

2026-08-09 17:41:05 GMT

Bitcoin is dead. All hail Bitcoin Ethereum.

2026-08-09 00:10:32 GMT

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Peer disconnected.

2026-08-08 22:31:58 GMT

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This looks clean and simple. Sweet!

2026-08-08 18:18:02 GMT

It feels like nerd Super Bowl.

2026-08-07 23:52:00 GMT

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@nprofile…q0ya bruh

2026-08-07 23:48:06 GMT

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I might be mistaken. I thought you can pool mine in ocean?

2026-08-07 23:44:25 GMT

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Point it to OCEAN 🌊

2026-08-07 23:43:28 GMT

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2026-08-07 23:40:49 GMT

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2026-08-07 23:35:06 GMT

@nprofile…r5vd 5000
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2026-08-04 02:12:43 GMT

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2026-08-03 00:32:46 GMT

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2026-08-02 04:43:47 GMT

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Throne of iron stamp seeds.

2026-08-01 00:32:18 GMT

@nprofile…kgm8 50000
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2026-07-31 10:54:31 GMT

Why not right? Best time to learn to setup 2 of 3 multisig is right now. I’m awake, might as well.

2026-07-31 10:12:52 GMT

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2FA multisig needs to come back for everyone.

2026-07-31 10:03:36 GMT

@nprofile…7kcr I’m happy with 2FA shield right now. Just learned it’s not available for new accounts. Would be a great time to make a comeback.

2026-07-29 17:07:59 GMT

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2026-07-29 17:03:13 GMT

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2026-07-25 00:21:05 GMT

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2026-07-24 16:14:44 GMT

The only people I hear complaining about a chain split are Bitcoin Core. You can keep your shitcoin chain along with all your other Bitcoin affinity scams. If we have to start from scratch, so be it. I’ll be mining on Bitcoin Knots, buying hash rate, stacking more Bitcoin, keeping it in self-custody, and HODL’ing-all the good stuff we preach in this echo chamber. You say there won't be enough hash rate for us to survive the split, but the way I see it, that just creates an incentive to mine the real Bitcoin with fewer resources. Don’t forget how we got here: the plebs. All Bitcoin needs is a group of like-minded people who want a better future.
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2026-07-22 20:09:04 GMT

Running a node is essential for participating in network consensus. While some clients choose your consensus rules for you, others give you full control. I personally choose Bitcoin Knots and am signaling for BIP110. Anyone claiming BIP110 doesn't have consensus is mistaken. It does, and those who disagree will end up on the wrong side of the chain.
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2026-07-16 19:04:25 GMT

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Nauice! Now make it signal for BIP-110…

2026-07-15 21:08:06 GMT

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Running Bitcoin Knots. We need to take it back.

2026-07-15 21:01:36 GMT

I’m all in, rug the scammers.

2026-07-15 20:20:31 GMT

If you have bitcoin on an exchange or in an ETF. Might want to consider figuring out how to get that bitcoin into cold storage. You don’t want to be forced onto bitcoin core.

2026-07-15 19:25:18 GMT

There’s going to be Bitcoin, and Bitcoin Core.

2026-07-13 17:51:37 GMT

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I’m here for the marijuana advice. I have to work out too.

2026-07-13 17:47:37 GMT

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Yes, yes. Let’s move on with the fork.

2026-07-12 15:02:04 GMT

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2026-07-12 05:25:47 GMT

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Tig ol' bitties

2026-07-12 05:02:43 GMT

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2026-07-12 04:54:25 GMT

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2026-07-12 04:20:42 GMT

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2026-07-12 04:13:05 GMT

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2026-07-12 03:41:49 GMT

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2026-07-12 03:33:57 GMT

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2026-07-12 01:03:58 GMT

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2026-07-10 18:40:16 GMT

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2026-07-03 00:50:11 GMT

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2026-06-25 15:23:23 GMT

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2026-05-31 21:44:25 GMT

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2026-05-31 21:37:06 GMT

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I wasn’t nostr’ing correctly.
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2026-05-31 00:19:46 GMT

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2026-05-31 00:02:41 GMT

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WTF?
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2026-05-19 04:07:25 GMT

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Running LNbits with Phoenixd, has been silky smooth.
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2026-05-15 23:10:09 GMT

Is the ideal number of hits.
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2026-05-12 18:44:32 GMT

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2026-05-10 07:56:46 GMT

I’m solo mining while heating the house, running my own pool and node.
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2026-05-07 04:21:22 GMT

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I noticed that too.

2026-05-07 03:34:38 GMT

@nprofile…r36m 50000
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2026-05-03 19:57:34 GMT

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2026-05-03 19:52:40 GMT

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I miss the proof of keys era. We need to bring that back.

2026-04-30 14:54:24 GMT

Today is my Birthday. 🎉
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2026-04-30 14:47:37 GMT

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2026-04-30 03:35:20 GMT

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Bruh, I’m your biggest fan now.

2026-04-30 03:02:19 GMT

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You know how hard it is to get into my bookmarks? This is amazing 🤩

2026-04-29 02:21:03 GMT

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Hey that’s me too. Haha 😆

2026-04-22 03:13:35 GMT

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2026-04-22 02:10:59 GMT

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2026-04-22 02:10:15 GMT

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2026-04-20 03:41:35 GMT

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2026-04-11 16:46:43 GMT

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2026-04-05 17:02:10 GMT

When the person with the nuclear codes is using "Praise be to Allah" as a taunt for a 48-hour war clock, "just saying no" feels like a very small answer to a massive, existential threat.

2026-03-26 14:52:07 GMT

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2026-03-25 23:20:35 GMT

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2026-03-25 21:33:48 GMT

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2026-03-25 21:24:52 GMT

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Happy Birthday 🎁🎈
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2026-03-24 02:56:40 GMT

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2026-03-22 17:19:53 GMT

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2026-03-22 02:44:09 GMT

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2026-03-20 17:44:57 GMT

Happy Friday Everyone!
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2026-03-20 17:40:14 GMT

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2026-03-19 15:21:29 GMT

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Teach it self custody and then release it back into the world as new.

2026-03-18 21:11:55 GMT

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2026-03-18 21:10:00 GMT

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Brotha, could you please? I don’t know what it is, I hated it at first. But now, I’m all like, who moved my cheese? 🧀

2026-03-18 21:08:31 GMT

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Sovereign Green

2026-03-18 18:41:23 GMT

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2026-03-18 08:15:03 GMT

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2026-03-13 04:01:08 GMT

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🤣

2026-03-08 22:11:45 GMT

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2026-03-05 05:55:21 GMT

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2026-02-25 02:53:18 GMT

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I love nostr because of you.

2026-02-21 14:58:35 GMT

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2026-02-21 14:44:49 GMT

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2026-02-20 22:57:16 GMT

The entire Bitcoin network is basically an industrial-scale probability machine.

2026-02-20 14:05:46 GMT

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2026-02-19 19:08:39 GMT

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