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People I Thought Were the Same Person:
* Sabrina Carpenter & Sydney Sweeny
* Matthew McConaughey & Woody Harrelson
* Russell Crowe & George Clooney
* Daniel Radcliffe & Elijah Wood
* Demi Lovato & Dua Lipa
* Avril Lavigne & Ke$ha
* Emma Stone & Emma Watson
* Anne Hathaway & Lindsay Lohan
* Jake Gyllenhaal & Ryan Gosling
* Jeff Daniels & Jeff Bridges
* Chris Hemsworth & Chris Pine
* Timothy Olyphant & Josh Duhamel
* Katy Perry & Zoey Deschanel
* Rachel Bilsom & Mila Kinis
* Nicki Clyne & Mandy Moore
* Joaquin Phoenix & Oscar Isaac
* Morena Baccarin & Lexa Doig
* Eva Longoria & Vanessa Marcil
* Lady Gaga & Nicki Minaj

2026-05-29 23:20:29 GMT

Pure Prime
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2026-05-29 20:55:20 GMT

Proof of Work: 50 years, still married.
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2026-05-29 18:24:59 GMT

Avoid stores that sell kayaks next to blueberries 😂 stack those Sats.
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2026-05-29 00:34:22 GMT

US inflation came today at 3.3%. Hard to believe with gas prices so high.
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2026-05-29 00:06:36 GMT

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Lots of people, lots of mind altering substances, very dusty. You can avoid a lot of the traffic by leaving early.

2026-05-28 14:58:34 GMT

Could you press the button today?
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2026-05-28 04:25:42 GMT

The fact it includes dipping sauces means someone took this way too seriously.
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2026-05-28 04:09:28 GMT

Don’t try to catch a falling XRP knife.
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2026-05-28 03:30:33 GMT

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Asking the real questions.

2026-05-28 03:28:33 GMT

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XRP holders this week: “buy the dip.”
XRP: “which one?”

2026-05-27 23:29:09 GMT

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2026-05-27 19:52:04 GMT

Time value of money. Think what that $6 could earn me by investing in crypto today 💲
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2026-05-27 13:05:52 GMT

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2026-05-27 03:26:09 GMT

Toyohiro Akiyama was the first Japanese person sent to space. He was not a trained astronaut, scientist, nor an engineer. He was a TV reporter who smoked four packs of cigarettes a day. When asked what he looked forward to most upon his return to Earth, he said "I can't wait to have a smoke".
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2026-05-27 02:01:16 GMT

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2026-05-27 01:44:14 GMT

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Relying on a survival audio book after society ends might not be the best of plans 😎

2026-05-27 01:41:38 GMT

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2026-05-27 01:36:58 GMT

Stopping before D is just wasteful.
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2026-05-26 23:30:28 GMT

hello world, I just made this account on https://nostr.com! #introductions