ScoWer22

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2024-09-11 01:39:33

minnieapples under no-balls walz
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2024-09-11 01:38:00

My children were not naturally off-putting. Neither was i growing up in the US when families urged assimilation.
Switching cultural values for free-loaders and purposeful transports is different.
But kids are born semi-innocent and semi-blank slate.
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2024-09-11 01:34:32

Nuclear bombs?
They could have that effect.
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2024-09-11 01:33:48

It's important to lie about being transparent by being opaque. Deliberately and maliciously.
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2024-08-13 00:44:25

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2024-08-06 15:46:13

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2024-08-04 22:03:07

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2024-08-02 14:52:33

And then they showed me into this wonderful cell and we have free meals for months! Or is it years now? Never gave me a bill to pay.
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2024-08-02 14:36:16

State Fair time coming up in MN.
Deep fried everything on a stick.
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2024-08-02 13:58:47

Sure, it was all fun and games until she tried to swallow it.
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2024-07-31 22:04:13

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2024-07-29 21:37:42

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2024-07-28 14:59:19

distractions and propatainment overload
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2024-07-27 23:42:57

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2024-07-27 15:17:37

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@npub1j0j…6e87
You tawkin' to me?

2024-07-27 15:13:36

Maybe they're getting the hang of comedy in their memes ??
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2024-07-03 06:39:45

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2024-06-26 13:26:24

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2024-06-26 13:21:39

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2024-06-26 02:09:21

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2024-06-26 01:58:21

fair is fair
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2024-06-25 22:14:56

Soap dish?
Ash tray?
Dish rack?
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2024-06-24 20:53:30

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2024-06-23 16:02:47

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2024-06-23 16:01:54

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2024-06-20 22:04:31

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@npub12qh…wqrt
Oh yes, yes.
You 'dat I Ain't Got Nobody guy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lN-4lX0QyZc

2024-06-20 21:59:51

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@npub12qh…wqrt
Wha'? You no juggle?

2024-06-20 21:12:27

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2024-06-20 21:09:12

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2024-06-20 21:06:12

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2024-06-20 20:53:56

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2024-06-20 20:52:21

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2024-06-19 19:46:02

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The chief underwriter say that he wants to cum to my closing. Is that normal? Said somethong about my supplemental first month's deposit. Anyone else heard of this?

2024-06-19 19:36:56

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@npub1myw…gkh4
Sadly, that is the most logical definition of connotation in most US contexts these daze.

2024-06-19 16:01:55

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2024-06-19 15:53:13

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2024-06-19 15:51:50

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2024-06-19 15:30:10

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@npub12qh…wqrt Thief!

2024-06-19 14:55:16

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@npub12qh…wqrt I call it my placeholder job.
Somedays it's all that gets me through until quittin' time (which is where life really begins- moohahaha).

2024-06-19 14:39:51

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2024-06-19 14:32:25

Got the mortgage!
"Closing" is next tuesday.
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2024-06-19 14:31:30

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2024-06-19 14:25:31

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2024-06-19 14:14:52

I have tried almond milk, though, and it was tasty. At least it's not bugs (but how lab intensive and laced with chemicals i don't recall).
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2024-06-19 14:12:58

Behind the curtain before inviting Putin for a visit...
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2024-06-19 13:52:28

Following on the heels of their disastrous AI ordering pilot, McDonald's shares plunged again today after recent diversity hires.
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2024-06-19 12:45:02

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2024-06-18 01:04:31

I see i'm too early for the NIGHT CREW.
And the morning is faaaarrr away.
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2024-06-18 00:57:22

Mob family cun*iness?
Willingness to kill for a dollar while working toward commie suppression of the stupid?
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2024-06-17 23:02:01

Sounds mostly true to me. And not just "allegedly" but as far as the evidence shows.
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2024-06-17 21:00:57

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@npub12qh…wqrt I warned you with flashies for years as you approached but your parents were low-IQ wombats who taught you nothing.

2024-06-17 20:54:52

The late Nanci Griffith (beloved in Ireland) writing about the divisions there once wrote (song was "It's a Hard Life (wherever you go)"):
"And if we poison our children with hatred- hatred is all that they'll know."
Cooler heads in Gaza. Easy for me to say.
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2024-06-17 20:51:38

Andy Williams version of the theme from Love Story comes to mind...
"Where do i begin..."
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2024-06-17 18:46:28

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2024-06-17 18:39:21

Then simper when your snack isn't ready yet, and explain why you can't feel horny and in the mood until you're fed.
Not that anyone would ever reason that way!
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2024-06-17 18:35:37

Falls for her "mailman" who is a lezbo instead. They lived happily ever after...for 6 months.
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2024-06-17 18:34:20

Who?
Ohhhhh. That one-hit wonder "Single Ladies" (manhater song woman). Marry me or else.
Can't name one other song.
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2024-06-17 18:26:58

I'll tell you exactly where we are (and it's not the Tonys).
Remember Carol Burnett's famous skit on Scarlett O'Hara wearing the curtains? With the curtain rod still in place?
"Just something I saw and picked up in the window."
https://x.com/KeenanPeachy/status/1802490377188020669

2024-06-17 15:21:43

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@npub1wd6…a8q8
distemper
leaping from dogs to humans
should have been their new scamdemic hoax

2024-06-17 14:18:59

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2024-06-17 14:03:26

Can't be true.
Look at our supposedly elected doofii and rethink the tests.
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2024-06-17 13:47:44

One comes clean.
Only thousands left. And they are "left".
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2024-06-17 13:36:41

not surprised
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2024-06-17 13:26:20

What a dope.
What a maroon.
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2024-06-17 13:25:21

Send in the clowns- don't bother, they're here.
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2024-06-17 13:20:27

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2024-06-16 22:09:55

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@npub16dj…mns2 Not sure i'd want to keep one of my old pets or horses around that way forever either. It is a little weird.
But i grant the lame-scream no quarter.

2024-06-16 22:02:19

PETA posted this.
They can eat me.
While i grill steaks or whatever i please.
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2024-06-16 21:41:18

Probably the lame-scream.
We all hate them for their "coverage" (which covers a multitude of sins with lies).
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2024-06-16 21:40:00

Whadd'ya mean? I have 3 in different progressive sizes?
Don't you make midwest hotdishes?
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2024-06-16 19:39:06

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@npub12qh…wqrt
And when you can't keep up it's your persistence.
That's what i use.
Wears 'em down.
They figure, "Wth? Seems dumb enough and how else can i make him go away?"

2024-06-16 19:35:14

I'd ask whether she still goes by "Dixie" hon', but you learned how to speed-dial the people you can trust. Stick with who GOT you to the dance.
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2024-06-16 19:28:53

I would've dated her, but @npub12qh…wqrt took her biking before i could talk to her.
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2024-06-16 19:23:23

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@npub12qh…wqrt
HOW did you "take an oath"/ "swear testimony" to a King 3000+ years ago?

2024-06-16 19:08:17

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@npub12qh…wqrt Nope.
Just how the King made you tell the truth to him. What you had to do.

2024-06-16 19:07:08

I worked with a guy in the grocery store in the mid-70's who'd also worked for a well-known local record shop before he was drafted for Viet Nam in '65.
I know then why he worked in records even though it paid squat to sell them in retail. He told me why before I worked on cars with him in his 3-car garage and saw the wall pin-ups.
I'm quick that way, figuring out engine pressure.
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2024-06-15 13:57:16

Now don't throw them away.
I need another rag in the garage.
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2024-06-15 13:50:57

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2024-06-15 13:49:57

They said the insurance was covered under my rental plan.
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2024-06-12 22:47:15

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2024-06-12 18:52:58

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2024-06-12 18:47:10

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2024-06-12 18:45:05

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2024-06-12 18:41:55

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2024-06-12 18:30:45

Let's celebrate him this month too!
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2024-06-12 18:28:34

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2024-06-12 17:21:34

dark and scary woods depicted
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2024-06-12 17:20:54

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2024-06-12 17:18:32

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2024-06-12 17:02:04

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2024-06-12 16:56:13

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2024-06-12 16:44:26

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@npub120y…xc9q You HAVE done this before!
Or you're a born NATURAL phenom!!

2024-06-12 16:34:17

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@npub120y…xc9q That might make it move.
You ever worked in a used car lot? You show promise.

2024-06-12 16:05:44

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2024-06-12 02:21:07

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2024-06-12 02:00:38

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2024-06-12 01:31:21

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2024-06-10 20:23:39

Looks like my wife took her friends out on the lake again.
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2024-06-10 19:33:39

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2024-06-10 19:29:14

Sometimes (usually) it's hard to imagine someone this stupid given such an important job, unless it's deliberate.
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