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2024-08-19 23:24:35

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@npub18hv…lwje ss numbers are 9 digits so 999,999,999 < 1 billion. i think it was "records" anyhow, no idea if it was every SS number and the adjacent data or not.
and i believe there are probably 7 billion people as i've seen video and pictures of more populous areas, i think.

2024-08-15 01:18:50

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@npub10m7…a88s .45lc and 10mm instead of the two unnecessary ones.

2024-08-04 07:22:01

`emerge -pave package`
shows the full dependency tree on gentoo.
`emerge -ave package` [re]installs the full dependency tree.

2024-07-18 20:59:23

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@npub1kf3…znpn checked, confirmed on downdetector but it's probably just a fluke :-D

2024-07-18 05:56:21

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@npub1mjp…4vyq he looks like the guy from the end of boondock saints who's "about to get bih-zeeey"

2024-07-11 00:44:59

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@npub1xp5…jcs3 haha, loved it

2024-07-11 00:40:33

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@npub12hn…jefx that guy is easily twice biden's age and still makes more sense

2024-07-08 22:10:52

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@npub1xpc…3t05 i'm considered this but i don't want to deal with people who don't "get it".
As in, does it matter if my "facts" are "accurate"? are anyone's?
So mostly my blood pressure goes up, instead

2024-07-08 21:57:57

Is this who played the mermaid in disney's live action movie?
i am so confused
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/112/752/634/509/731/055/original/9a768e5baf8905cf.jpg

2024-07-04 19:05:41

oh yeah did i link that "post ozempic" food manufacturer thing? https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/this-is-how-the-food-industry-is-preparing-for-a/id1056200096?i=1000658427155
I haven't listened yet because i don't want to install widevine on my phone (WTF).
But "thinking about this Ozempic fad and how it will lead to no one being overweight but just be dependant on Ozempic...until food producers that made everyone fat in the first place with their processed junk will produce Ozempic resistant foods...and then we are really in a world of hurt."

2024-06-30 07:25:43

SASS
>In 2018, it was revealed that the film was intended to be the first installment in a Shared Universe franchise titled 1000 AE that would have included a sequel to the film, multiple TV series, a video game, theme park attractions, an educational program in collaboration with NASA, cologne and perfume lines, and a social media platform, among other media. All of these plans were abandoned following the critical and commercial failure of the film.

2024-06-27 21:59:20

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@npub1a06…p7uv i always assumed that was a live jazz podcast

2024-06-27 21:50:35

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@npub18su…nd38 you're using rtsp, of course? you got the rtmp:// link?

2024-06-27 21:25:00

haha JCD "i don't understand why things are getting more expensive"
lol

2024-06-27 20:54:19

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@npub12qh…wqrt "talk"

2024-06-25 07:10:41

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@npub1a4r…cn7g
What year did you do that? Back when it was $11/unit to go to a state college or what

2024-06-25 07:04:59

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@npub1rar…q4yr at least it wasn't haskel and lisp

2024-06-25 02:36:22

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@npub12hn…jefx there's that video of the cops saying that exact thing "you know, 20 years ago he would have been on the ground with no teeth"

2024-06-25 02:34:58

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@npub1q66…us4s PNS said check out stanford puffer

2024-06-25 02:01:01

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@npub1q66…us4s which one, is it on US cable?

2024-06-22 08:04:58

> One pound (0.5 kg) of carbon granules has an effective surface area equal to 100^135 acres (40.5^54.6 hectares).
daaang

2024-06-21 07:35:13

why are there two fireplaces
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/112/652/982/483/618/779/original/aff00b8aade74af1.jpg

2024-06-21 01:12:03

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@npub1dgq…7aev as the no agenda podcast pointed out today "Don't believe your lying eyes" is what Jean-pierre-claude-van-dam essentially told the media and anyone watching.
clown.
shoes.

2024-06-19 13:46:07

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@npub12hn…jefx i can exist for a decade on that amount of money, i've seen me do it.

2024-06-19 10:14:34

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@npub1ya7…3nh4 i haven't thought about that goddamned website in nearly 20 years

2024-06-19 08:37:11

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@npub12hn…jefx i should call her

2024-06-19 08:02:41

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@npub1mjp…4vyq but a bike is 2 triangles, a line, and ~4 circles

2024-06-19 07:32:45

without looking at any visual representation of a bike, draw a bike.
i've heard it is hard for people to draw a bike from memory. I just did it and the only part i missed is where the seat connects to the part with the crank.

2024-06-19 07:20:30

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@npub12hn…jefx I have a fractal case, it's... fine? I recommend them to people.

2024-06-19 07:19:27

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@npub1mtz…u86v .45lc is even bigger. I wanted a 10mm because that's what the feds used for a long time (i heard), but no one sells 10mm pistols anywhere in Louisiana. So i said, fine, i'll get a Judge. Remarkable, 90 yards center ring, standing.

2024-06-19 07:16:49

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@npub12hn…jefx either ATA or LL put a video out for this, too. https://youtu.be/rLCa3wp-hFc

2024-06-19 06:39:28

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@npub19jf…gfzu i've seen something like that walking in an animated flick i think

2024-06-19 02:19:23

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@npub12qh…wqrt oh in UK, i didn't even know there were 500,000 people there of legal age to vote

2024-06-19 02:18:42

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@npub12qh…wqrt is this related to biden granting citizenship to 500,000 illegals?

2024-06-18 23:59:58

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@npub16dj…mns2 i thought this cat pic fights fascists

2024-06-18 10:48:19

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@npub1mjp…4vyq i don't touch the stuff

2024-06-18 09:15:49

is there any reason to not use tmux?
I might have to switch because having to enter "copy mode" to scroll up in a fkin buffer is annoying, "screen", and it's bugged me for like a decade and a half already.

2024-06-16 06:01:01

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@npub1d5f…sk2f there's a small produce stand that appeared out of nowhere with a wacky waving inflatable arm-flailing tube-man. I've never seen anyone at it, i'll check it out maybe they have chard

2024-06-16 05:54:58

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@npub17rl…yej7 did rx quality go down or did the spectrum get full of chinese and japanese electronics and raise the noise floor 20dB

2024-06-08 10:03:28

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@npub12hn…jefx how long until "back alley mastectomy" appears in a headline

2024-05-30 10:15:43

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@npub19dk…n2lh https://nextcloud.projectftm.com/index.php/s/greenvelvet

2024-05-30 07:33:20

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@npub1m74…fjya what, er, windowing kit is that? And is this a benchmark (cuz of the triangle) or an info panel?

2024-05-28 23:29:40

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@npub159s…puh9 those look small, but where can i get them? i have a neighbor i need to teach a lesson about unwanted noise

2024-05-27 06:41:11

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@npub1wg0…t0yf this is why i set all my malware to do nothing for at least 280 seconds

2024-05-20 21:10:18

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@npub1gq9…776x god damn

2024-05-20 20:44:43

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@npub12hn…jefx
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/112/474/893/906/233/852/original/a83516dc019beab9.jpg

2024-05-20 20:31:35

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@npub12hn…jefx omfg is that why i thought it was because it was a 4k screen and the mouse smoothing was screwing it up

2024-05-17 16:39:41

wtf
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/112/456/943/442/803/487/original/478525ad3a79351a.png

2024-05-17 15:38:55

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@npub13wh…wvah @npub1mr9…3xh4 how are we going northbound on an interstate that ends with 0? what have you done?

2024-05-17 15:33:46

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@npub12hn…jefx what a fucking idiot

2024-05-14 06:47:59

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@npub1nv0…skkw like a mastodon relay or nostr?
or, and i hesitate to ask, an x.25 packet relay, or APRS...

2024-05-13 23:25:45

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@npub12hn…jefx https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vqu_2HmHO5A
I don't know where to start or where to begin

2024-05-13 23:00:11

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@npub17fj…6587 "back when the framers wrote this bridges were made out of wood and stone, so obviously they didn't mean [...]"

2024-05-13 05:00:35

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@npub1j4p…z0qp it's a game shark for gba, ds, etc?

2024-05-12 22:23:45

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@npub1zdp…zq2j eeeesh

2024-05-12 20:48:35

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@npub12hn…jefx I think he said it poorly, but he was saying "no one cares about your followers"
But dude has a severe 'tism when it comes to alienating supporters lately

2024-05-12 20:47:50

lol adam slamming *this* server now
Hey everyone, DONATE TO THE SHOW! ADAM IS MAKING A DIFFERENCE!
rofl

2024-05-12 08:14:59

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@npub1xza…veu8 https://twitter.com/tsunko_p

2024-05-12 08:05:51

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@npub1x0r…shtn because the developer said, 17 years ago:
>Stop wasting people's time! Nobody cares about this crap. I made a last change
but it's just too embarasing to even admit that.

2024-05-12 08:03:34

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@npub1x0r…shtn i just heard about this yesterday, didn't i?

2024-05-12 02:20:04

"Murder She Wrote Season 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 - threesixtyp"
i'll be seeding this at a gigabit for the next day or so. ~10 minutes to download 12 seasons ain't too shab

2024-05-11 09:47:44

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@npub1mjp…4vyq fake, you know why

2024-05-11 09:41:12

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@npub1wd6…a8q8 vegas is in my top 10 worst places to drive, even.

2024-05-11 09:38:29

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@npub1mjp…4vyq i should get a boat

2024-05-08 23:13:01

wait, what? they ain't exactly a set of car keys, are they?
Auditors can't locate former St. Louis circuit attorney to complete state audit
A state examination of the office that handles criminal prosecutions in St. Louis is being delayed because auditors can’t find former Circuit Attorney Kim Gardner #press
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/ap-andrew-bailey-louis-eric-greitens-mike-parson-b2540426.html?utm_source=press.coop

2024-05-08 23:01:26

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@npub16dj…mns2 so now he can honestly say "not anymore" to:
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/112/407/483/668/180/979/original/082cf03ed1cbb392.mp4

2024-05-06 23:11:28

Oh it's been upgraded, i dunno if i've seen level 5 before...?
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/112/396/197/636/214/566/original/78b479a8e0217e77.png

2024-05-06 22:42:49

be safe out there
today
and always
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/112/396/085/540/530/662/original/4dd02e78f518d9e3.png

2024-05-06 20:19:19

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@npub1dgq…7aev I think issuing gag orders on one of the most famous americans, ever, while that american is campaigning to run for the highest office in the country...
uhhhhhhhh

2024-05-06 20:09:50

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@npub1cd5…jh9d Sans la petite cigarette, nous aurions eu une belle maison. Dommage que mon père aime autant le vin rouge.

2024-05-05 20:52:52

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@npub16dj…mns2 do they, though? or is it more that there's a lot of money to pillage in russia, and as usual, the citizens don't matter?

2024-05-05 08:30:48

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@npub1qh0…xeda i skipped around and it appears they just shout different syllables in repeated groups of at least 3 repetitions
How can you tell it was a kirby shirt (the vacuum company, right?)

2024-05-02 09:47:25

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@npub1gke…3xp3 calm down john kerry

2024-04-22 08:39:06

anyone know if you can modify a wood chipper (like a 6.5HP gasoline one, 2-3" max branch size to be an air raid siren?
Anyone have the blueprints for those Chrysler sirens....

2024-04-12 08:08:38

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@npub1a06…p7uv what kind of ASIC you need for that?

2024-04-11 20:34:08

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@npub1wtc…9dmc population of my area is ~600 people. See my latest post for proof of his hurricane BS and some more commentary.

2024-04-11 20:23:41

adam saying there were no clouds in fredricksberg but it was cloudy as F east of there
i'm so tired of hearing adam make sweeping generalizations based on his own experiences
my favorite example was when Laura went through at like 2 AM throughn 7 AM as a cat 3-5 and when the show started (at 11 local) adam said "bah, it's a cat 1, who cares" - it was in fucking oklahoma at the time!
so annoying

2024-04-11 11:35:28

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@npub1vyr…fy55 strong Gell-Mann amnesia vibes

2024-04-11 11:03:49

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@npub1cvy…2gx9 i'm not saying that, i'm saying they are shit shots

2024-04-11 10:59:01

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@npub1cvy…2gx9 Now, i've never been in a stressful situation and had to fire a weapon, but are these people qualified to carry firearms?

2024-04-10 11:00:53

this is a baller picture of a hurricane i took
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/112/246/105/743/919/329/original/8c75bbb51d07806f.jpg

2024-04-08 23:46:50

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@npub12hn…jefx utility sink, bathtub, shower, kitchen sink, bathroom sink ...

2024-04-05 23:03:38

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@npub16dj…mns2 transcription of what was said in the video

2024-04-04 05:26:14

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@npub12hn…jefx you have the OG link? I really, *really* want to save a backup of the page