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Last Notes npub13fhsmdj0vekrhrt69purnvwa5ynfkxx9p870w8hq842yfun8evkstq952q Missing The Point “I drive in a mahogany-paneled Cybertruck. Do you?” npub13fhsmdj0vekrhrt69purnvwa5ynfkxx9p870w8hq842yfun8evkstq952q Missing The Point I do think that Trump sincerely believes that Harris is the worst Vice President among the two he can name. npub13fhsmdj0vekrhrt69purnvwa5ynfkxx9p870w8hq842yfun8evkstq952q Missing The Point Feeling properly chastised, starting now my jokes about JD Vance will be 100% true. npub13fhsmdj0vekrhrt69purnvwa5ynfkxx9p870w8hq842yfun8evkstq952q Missing The Point Choose your fighter npub13fhsmdj0vekrhrt69purnvwa5ynfkxx9p870w8hq842yfun8evkstq952q Missing The Point This. This is why some of us are here every day, grinding. npub13fhsmdj0vekrhrt69purnvwa5ynfkxx9p870w8hq842yfun8evkstq952q Missing The Point Harris will allow Tim Walz to continue spending one month a year completely isolated and unreachable ice fishing in northern Minnesota. npub13fhsmdj0vekrhrt69purnvwa5ynfkxx9p870w8hq842yfun8evkstq952q Missing The Point Wait I just learned the rest of you can read my posts, I thought this was a private journaling app. npub13fhsmdj0vekrhrt69purnvwa5ynfkxx9p870w8hq842yfun8evkstq952q Missing The Point Pockets npub13fhsmdj0vekrhrt69purnvwa5ynfkxx9p870w8hq842yfun8evkstq952q Missing The Point Making a different tactical choice than Trump, Kamala Harris seeks to selects a VP nominee who is not a national embarrassment. npub13fhsmdj0vekrhrt69purnvwa5ynfkxx9p870w8hq842yfun8evkstq952q Missing The Point KamalaHQ engages in dirty political trick of quoting Trump at length verbatim. npub13fhsmdj0vekrhrt69purnvwa5ynfkxx9p870w8hq842yfun8evkstq952q Missing The Point Whether it’s Harris weighed down by the burden of a sprint campaign or Trump weighed down by the $10 million in cash he received for his 2016 campaign from Egypt that now needs laundering into bank accounts, both candidates must deal with dilemmas never before faced by US presidential candidates. npub13fhsmdj0vekrhrt69purnvwa5ynfkxx9p870w8hq842yfun8evkstq952q Missing The Point Trump should have asked for the money from Egypt in gold bars lol https://www.washingtonpost.com/investigations/2024/08/02/trump-campaign-egypt-investigation/ npub13fhsmdj0vekrhrt69purnvwa5ynfkxx9p870w8hq842yfun8evkstq952q Missing The Point Trump said he could've gotten the hostages out without giving anything in exchange, but he was referring to the Russian prisoners being held abroad. npub13fhsmdj0vekrhrt69purnvwa5ynfkxx9p870w8hq842yfun8evkstq952q Missing The Point Don’t want to brag, but I was just selected to participate in a survey at the end of my call. npub13fhsmdj0vekrhrt69purnvwa5ynfkxx9p870w8hq842yfun8evkstq952q Missing The Point The restaurant wouldn’t let him sit in one of the booths because… you know. npub13fhsmdj0vekrhrt69purnvwa5ynfkxx9p870w8hq842yfun8evkstq952q Missing The Point https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/871/810/651/283/174/original/8f2e9c7de351558f.jpeg npub13fhsmdj0vekrhrt69purnvwa5ynfkxx9p870w8hq842yfun8evkstq952q Missing The Point “Democrats should drop the whole ‘they’re weird’ argument” says man who says the government lied about 9/11 and advocates for abolishing the FBI, raising the voting age to 25 and ending birthright citizenship. npub13fhsmdj0vekrhrt69purnvwa5ynfkxx9p870w8hq842yfun8evkstq952q Missing The Point Breaking: Couch Fuckers for Vance call scheduled for Thursday at 9 pm ET. npub13fhsmdj0vekrhrt69purnvwa5ynfkxx9p870w8hq842yfun8evkstq952q Missing The Point Breaking: “El Mayo” becomes most notorious and most delicious-sounding drug lord to be arrested in recent years. https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/2024/07/25/mayo-zambada-sinaloa-cartel-arrested/ npub13fhsmdj0vekrhrt69purnvwa5ynfkxx9p870w8hq842yfun8evkstq952q Missing The Point Breaking: Dow Jones down 504 points for the day on the news that a vice presidential candidate fucked a couch. npub13fhsmdj0vekrhrt69purnvwa5ynfkxx9p870w8hq842yfun8evkstq952q Missing The Point Who would be Kamala Harris’ best choice for VP? npub13fhsmdj0vekrhrt69purnvwa5ynfkxx9p870w8hq842yfun8evkstq952q Missing The Point Harris' speeches contrast with those of her predecessor in focus and energy, but in an homage she will include in every speech a reference to "malarkey." npub13fhsmdj0vekrhrt69purnvwa5ynfkxx9p870w8hq842yfun8evkstq952q Missing The Point I don't understand why MAGA is upset, they said Let's Go Brandon and he left. npub13fhsmdj0vekrhrt69purnvwa5ynfkxx9p870w8hq842yfun8evkstq952q Missing The Point Breaking: Trump refuses to accept the results of the presidential withdrawal, will continue to campaign against Biden. npub13fhsmdj0vekrhrt69purnvwa5ynfkxx9p870w8hq842yfun8evkstq952q Missing The Point Unencumbered by the prospect of facing voters again, Biden announces that for the rest of the summer he will wear tan suits. npub13fhsmdj0vekrhrt69purnvwa5ynfkxx9p870w8hq842yfun8evkstq952q Missing The Point Breaking: Trump campaign seeks to force Biden campaign to reimburse it for the costs of fake ballots it had printed with Biden’s name. npub13fhsmdj0vekrhrt69purnvwa5ynfkxx9p870w8hq842yfun8evkstq952q Missing The Point A presidential nominee’s selection of their VP is their first statesmanlike act given its importance to the commonweal. Harris should demonstrate presidential judgment while also showing political deftness in securing her base and appealing to independents. npub13fhsmdj0vekrhrt69purnvwa5ynfkxx9p870w8hq842yfun8evkstq952q Missing The Point Now Biden and Trump can settle once and for all who is the better golfer. npub13fhsmdj0vekrhrt69purnvwa5ynfkxx9p870w8hq842yfun8evkstq952q Missing The Point Breaking: Joe Biden drops out of the presidential race. Why that’s bad news for Kamala Harris. npub13fhsmdj0vekrhrt69purnvwa5ynfkxx9p870w8hq842yfun8evkstq952q Missing The Point In a modern day version of the legend of Excalibur, the right and true successor to Joe Biden will be the person who successfully pulls the sword from out of his back that was placed there by the New York Times. npub13fhsmdj0vekrhrt69purnvwa5ynfkxx9p870w8hq842yfun8evkstq952q Missing The Point No matter who Democrats pick, the average age of the presidential candidates will go down and the average number of felony convictions will remain the same. npub13fhsmdj0vekrhrt69purnvwa5ynfkxx9p870w8hq842yfun8evkstq952q Missing The Point Democratic leaders announce they will give new nominee one week to improve in the polls or they will be jettisoned too. npub13fhsmdj0vekrhrt69purnvwa5ynfkxx9p870w8hq842yfun8evkstq952q Missing The Point Harris should choose as her running mate a talking dog, everyone would be like ohmygod look it’s a talking dog. npub13fhsmdj0vekrhrt69purnvwa5ynfkxx9p870w8hq842yfun8evkstq952q Missing The Point For those anxiously awaiting the announcement, we’ll know the next Democratic presidential candidate has been selected when there is white smoke emerging over the U.S. Capitol. npub13fhsmdj0vekrhrt69purnvwa5ynfkxx9p870w8hq842yfun8evkstq952q Missing The Point Democratic National Convention organizers announce door prize wherein a delegate selected at random will be the party’s new presidential nominee. npub13fhsmdj0vekrhrt69purnvwa5ynfkxx9p870w8hq842yfun8evkstq952q Missing The Point Open Convention Idea: Obama and Clinton co-host a “Let’s Make a Deal” type show where delegates can either choose one of two candidates presented to them or select the mystery candidate behind door number 3. npub13fhsmdj0vekrhrt69purnvwa5ynfkxx9p870w8hq842yfun8evkstq952q Missing The Point Breaking: Sources close to the President state that this weekend Biden will announce his ceding of the nomination to Harris in a joint appearance on Hot Ones. npub13fhsmdj0vekrhrt69purnvwa5ynfkxx9p870w8hq842yfun8evkstq952q Missing The Point In a nomination acceptance speech last night Donald Trump called for unity, asking everyone to bend the knee and accept him as supreme ruler. npub13fhsmdj0vekrhrt69purnvwa5ynfkxx9p870w8hq842yfun8evkstq952q Missing The Point Hot take: Run “Generic Democrat” on the presidential ballot and after the election hold a second Democratic National Convention to tell us who we elected. npub13fhsmdj0vekrhrt69purnvwa5ynfkxx9p870w8hq842yfun8evkstq952q Missing The Point Bob Newhart, the legendary comedian who gave a rousing speech before leading his fellow Scots into battle, is dead at 94. RIP npub13fhsmdj0vekrhrt69purnvwa5ynfkxx9p870w8hq842yfun8evkstq952q Missing The Point Breaking: The first line of Trump’s acceptance speech tonight is released to media: "Friends, Americans, countrymen, lend me your ear.” npub13fhsmdj0vekrhrt69purnvwa5ynfkxx9p870w8hq842yfun8evkstq952q Missing The Point There’s one person who would absolutely win in November if Democrats nominated him and that’s Donald Trump, but there are downsides to that idea. npub13fhsmdj0vekrhrt69purnvwa5ynfkxx9p870w8hq842yfun8evkstq952q Missing The Point Breaking: After joining her husband J.D. onstage after his VP nomination acceptance speech, Usha Vance is handcuffed by Republican officials and detained in advance of her being deported. npub13fhsmdj0vekrhrt69purnvwa5ynfkxx9p870w8hq842yfun8evkstq952q Missing The Point Breaking: The theme for the third night of the Republican National Convention has been changed last-minute to “The Power of Prayer,” with the delegates praying together until President Biden’s COVID is cured. npub13fhsmdj0vekrhrt69purnvwa5ynfkxx9p870w8hq842yfun8evkstq952q Missing The Point Secret Service asks that would-be assailants next time wear vests with “Assassin” written in large block letters on the back. https://www.cbsnews.com/live-updates/trump-shooting-statement-joe-biden-updates/#post-update-da88464a npub13fhsmdj0vekrhrt69purnvwa5ynfkxx9p870w8hq842yfun8evkstq952q Missing The Point I believe Trump’s close assassination call shows he was chosen by God to answer for January 6 in a court of law. https://wapo.st/3W9iUqt npub13fhsmdj0vekrhrt69purnvwa5ynfkxx9p870w8hq842yfun8evkstq952q Missing The Point Nothing shows respect for the people acting as human shields to protect you like delaying getting to safety in order to posture for a crowd. npub13fhsmdj0vekrhrt69purnvwa5ynfkxx9p870w8hq842yfun8evkstq952q Missing The Point Live your life such that you don’t agree to work for someone you once compared to Hitler. npub13fhsmdj0vekrhrt69purnvwa5ynfkxx9p870w8hq842yfun8evkstq952q Missing The Point In the traditional VP gift exchange, Mike Pence gives JD Vance a pair of sneakers to outrun the future braying mob that Trump will order to kill him. npub13fhsmdj0vekrhrt69purnvwa5ynfkxx9p870w8hq842yfun8evkstq952q Missing The Point Analysis: With his selection of the 39-year old JD Vance to be his running mate, Trump finally has a protégée who can be the son he never had (not a complete embarrassment). npub13fhsmdj0vekrhrt69purnvwa5ynfkxx9p870w8hq842yfun8evkstq952q Missing The Point Trump tells Rubio he is not the VP pick but that he can be Secretary of his newly-planned BOFA agency, BOFA deez nuts lmao npub13fhsmdj0vekrhrt69purnvwa5ynfkxx9p870w8hq842yfun8evkstq952q Missing The Point The only way to stop a bad guy with a gun is just one more good guy with a gun than you currently have. npub13fhsmdj0vekrhrt69purnvwa5ynfkxx9p870w8hq842yfun8evkstq952q Missing The Point Elon Musk could increase his own personal safety measures by no longer driving Teslas. npub13fhsmdj0vekrhrt69purnvwa5ynfkxx9p870w8hq842yfun8evkstq952q Missing The Point Breaking: Mike Pence consoles former President Trump, noting: “I know what it’s like to have someone try to take your life.” npub13fhsmdj0vekrhrt69purnvwa5ynfkxx9p870w8hq842yfun8evkstq952q Missing The Point If you notice a decline in this account's quality over the weekends that's because that's when I have my intern post for me. npub13fhsmdj0vekrhrt69purnvwa5ynfkxx9p870w8hq842yfun8evkstq952q Missing The Point Dr. Ruth, the inventor of various masturbation techniques involving her eponymous candy bar, is dead at 96. RIP npub13fhsmdj0vekrhrt69purnvwa5ynfkxx9p870w8hq842yfun8evkstq952q Missing The Point RFK Jr, for those who think Biden is too old and Trump is too criminal and who want their candidate’s brain to have been aerated. npub13fhsmdj0vekrhrt69purnvwa5ynfkxx9p870w8hq842yfun8evkstq952q Missing The Point Biden can’t drop out until we settle on something as pithy as Joementum for Kamala. npub13fhsmdj0vekrhrt69purnvwa5ynfkxx9p870w8hq842yfun8evkstq952q Missing The Point Whether one wants Biden to stay or go every Democrat agrees that it is harmful to have a protracted controversy, which is why it will be. npub13fhsmdj0vekrhrt69purnvwa5ynfkxx9p870w8hq842yfun8evkstq952q Missing The Point The person who coined the phrase “The best way to a man’s heart is through his stomach” never watched Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom. npub13fhsmdj0vekrhrt69purnvwa5ynfkxx9p870w8hq842yfun8evkstq952q Missing The Point Did you know? If you don’t clap when the plane lands the pilot is insulted and on their next flight are likely to steer into a mountain. npub13fhsmdj0vekrhrt69purnvwa5ynfkxx9p870w8hq842yfun8evkstq952q Missing The Point Breaking: NYPD forced to remove old motto "Courtesy, Professionalism, Respect" from squad cars after running afoul of state truth-in-advertising laws. https://gothamist.com/news/the-nypd-is-spending-200k-to-change-the-slogan-on-its-patrol-cars npub13fhsmdj0vekrhrt69purnvwa5ynfkxx9p870w8hq842yfun8evkstq952q Missing The Point In a notable style contrast to Trump, President Biden does not promise to put those who tried to oust him as the Democratic presidential nominee before a televised military tribunal and have them executed. npub13fhsmdj0vekrhrt69purnvwa5ynfkxx9p870w8hq842yfun8evkstq952q Missing The Point I’ve been told my joke about the New York Times was ageist. I’d like to apologize to all the 173-year olds out there. npub13fhsmdj0vekrhrt69purnvwa5ynfkxx9p870w8hq842yfun8evkstq952q Missing The Point Concerns mount as to whether the 173-year old New York Times is too old to continue in its role as the nation’s newspaper of record. npub13fhsmdj0vekrhrt69purnvwa5ynfkxx9p870w8hq842yfun8evkstq952q Missing The Point Country that is 66 years into its Fifth Republic that itself was preceded by violent revolutions and the establishments of two hegemonic empires learns a new word after a national election did not yield a majority party: ungovernable. npub13fhsmdj0vekrhrt69purnvwa5ynfkxx9p870w8hq842yfun8evkstq952q Missing The Point In a sign that the Biden nomination controversy may be abating, The New York Times and The Washington Post each announce 30% staff reductions in their Biden Is Too Old bureaus. npub13fhsmdj0vekrhrt69purnvwa5ynfkxx9p870w8hq842yfun8evkstq952q Missing The Point Looking forward to the shift from "Why that's bad news for Joe Biden" takes to "Why that's bad news for Kamala Harris" takes. npub13fhsmdj0vekrhrt69purnvwa5ynfkxx9p870w8hq842yfun8evkstq952q Missing The Point “Possession is nine-tenths of the law” — The Supreme Court majority, apparently. npub13fhsmdj0vekrhrt69purnvwa5ynfkxx9p870w8hq842yfun8evkstq952q Missing The Point Breaking: Joe Biden personally launches Tomahawk missile at Mar-a-Lago after writing on its side “Official Axe.” npub13fhsmdj0vekrhrt69purnvwa5ynfkxx9p870w8hq842yfun8evkstq952q Missing The Point When you saw only one set of footprints in the sand it was then that the New York Times was carrying Trump. npub13fhsmdj0vekrhrt69purnvwa5ynfkxx9p870w8hq842yfun8evkstq952q Missing The Point I want to post another debate joke on Mastodon but am worried it could alter the trajectory and ultimate outcome of the presidential election. npub13fhsmdj0vekrhrt69purnvwa5ynfkxx9p870w8hq842yfun8evkstq952q Missing The Point Me 🤝 Joe npub13fhsmdj0vekrhrt69purnvwa5ynfkxx9p870w8hq842yfun8evkstq952q Missing The Point The best possible thing for Biden to do after that debate performance is to appear on Hot Ones. npub13fhsmdj0vekrhrt69purnvwa5ynfkxx9p870w8hq842yfun8evkstq952q Missing The Point There were some great debate clips for Biden if he needs a proof-of-life video. npub13fhsmdj0vekrhrt69purnvwa5ynfkxx9p870w8hq842yfun8evkstq952q Missing The Point Trump and Biden debate who is the more tender and giving lover. npub13fhsmdj0vekrhrt69purnvwa5ynfkxx9p870w8hq842yfun8evkstq952q Missing The Point Glad we cleared up which presidential candidate has the better golf handicap. npub13fhsmdj0vekrhrt69purnvwa5ynfkxx9p870w8hq842yfun8evkstq952q Missing The Point Preparing for the Trump Administration by ironing the wrinkles out of my brain. npub13fhsmdj0vekrhrt69purnvwa5ynfkxx9p870w8hq842yfun8evkstq952q Missing The Point New Hot Take: Elect the presidential candidate closer to death because then you get their VP. npub13fhsmdj0vekrhrt69purnvwa5ynfkxx9p870w8hq842yfun8evkstq952q Missing The Point “Biden is too old to be President” I say as I steel myself to stay awake until the debate’s conclusion. npub13fhsmdj0vekrhrt69purnvwa5ynfkxx9p870w8hq842yfun8evkstq952q Missing The Point So I guess RFK Jr. couldn’t worm his way into tonight’s presidential debate. npub13fhsmdj0vekrhrt69purnvwa5ynfkxx9p870w8hq842yfun8evkstq952q Missing The Point Breaking: President Biden to Appear at National Event Alongside Rapist and Convicted Felon. npub13fhsmdj0vekrhrt69purnvwa5ynfkxx9p870w8hq842yfun8evkstq952q Missing The Point Before Mastodon lets out for summer make sure to sign everyone’s yearbooks. npub13fhsmdj0vekrhrt69purnvwa5ynfkxx9p870w8hq842yfun8evkstq952q Missing The Point You’ve gotta hand it to her npub13fhsmdj0vekrhrt69purnvwa5ynfkxx9p870w8hq842yfun8evkstq952q Missing The Point In retrospect Florida had a built-in advantage over Edmonton as all of Florida’s home games were played on grass. npub13fhsmdj0vekrhrt69purnvwa5ynfkxx9p870w8hq842yfun8evkstq952q Missing The Point So if you’re really serious about the Ten Commandments, get them tattooed on your neck: be a poster for the world. npub13fhsmdj0vekrhrt69purnvwa5ynfkxx9p870w8hq842yfun8evkstq952q Missing The Point I must be an amazing shitposter as people tell me “your posts are shit” all the time. npub13fhsmdj0vekrhrt69purnvwa5ynfkxx9p870w8hq842yfun8evkstq952q Missing The Point ThE tWO CaNdIDateS ARe exAcTLy ALiKe npub13fhsmdj0vekrhrt69purnvwa5ynfkxx9p870w8hq842yfun8evkstq952q Missing The Point Disco! at the Panic Attack npub13fhsmdj0vekrhrt69purnvwa5ynfkxx9p870w8hq842yfun8evkstq952q Missing The Point DID YOU KNOW? All Tesla computers are daisy-chained together and via Neuralink implant Elon is the hive mind leader, should anything happen to him all Teslas brick. Poor single point of failure design IMO. npub13fhsmdj0vekrhrt69purnvwa5ynfkxx9p870w8hq842yfun8evkstq952q Missing The Point Breaking: Trump campaign incredulous that people would baselessly try to overturn fair primary election results ahead of their plans to baselessly overturn fair general election results. https://wapo.st/4cbaiq5 npub13fhsmdj0vekrhrt69purnvwa5ynfkxx9p870w8hq842yfun8evkstq952q Missing The Point Me: “Mom, can I buy this article on Kendrick’s beef with Drake?” npub13fhsmdj0vekrhrt69purnvwa5ynfkxx9p870w8hq842yfun8evkstq952q Missing The Point Look, if Biden loses in 2024 he can always run again in 2028. npub13fhsmdj0vekrhrt69purnvwa5ynfkxx9p870w8hq842yfun8evkstq952q Missing The Point Outdoor temperatures will go up 10 degrees per day until morale improves. npub13fhsmdj0vekrhrt69purnvwa5ynfkxx9p870w8hq842yfun8evkstq952q Missing The Point RIP Donald Sutherland - the Lord took the wrong Donald today. npub13fhsmdj0vekrhrt69purnvwa5ynfkxx9p870w8hq842yfun8evkstq952q Missing The Point At the zenith of its terrible power, the Sun on this summer solstice demands subservience from all those that lie within its penetrating reach. npub13fhsmdj0vekrhrt69purnvwa5ynfkxx9p870w8hq842yfun8evkstq952q Missing The Point How Can I Make Your Unrelated Post About Me? A Memoir npub13fhsmdj0vekrhrt69purnvwa5ynfkxx9p870w8hq842yfun8evkstq952q Missing The Point Mad Max Beyond Heat Dome npub13fhsmdj0vekrhrt69purnvwa5ynfkxx9p870w8hq842yfun8evkstq952q Missing The Point Congratulations people, with the addition of smoke from Canadian wildfires to the unprecedented heatwaves we have turned earth into a Big Green Egg. npub13fhsmdj0vekrhrt69purnvwa5ynfkxx9p870w8hq842yfun8evkstq952q Missing The Point Sure Donald Trump is a felon, but only in the literal sense of having been convicted of multiple felonies by a jury of his peers in a court of law.
