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I want a new vanity npub and nostrogen doesn't work anymore, probably because they forgot to renew their SSL.
I don't want to install a keypair generator. Annoyed.

2024-02-17 22:53:27

Thanks for all 0 answers, you jerks.
#nevent1q…gzxx

2024-02-17 22:52:43

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I haven't been on it in at least a month.

2024-02-16 17:46:15

Best Nostr app for Android?

2024-02-16 17:45:08

Wow noStrudel is horrible now. Why did they make it look so ugly?

2024-01-27 00:19:38

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The humor seemed like someone young but I didn't think quite so young.

2024-01-27 00:18:27

I heard through the grapevine that Sneed Social has been killed by the FBI and his corpse has been deported to Hell (Florida) to face eternal torment.

2024-01-24 23:02:24

Gab had one job and it couldn't even uncuck its AI for basic questions. https://image.nostr.build/461704ec3dc77d2b3c7766d83f17098481f613bb29fab386c1f4f17c8de821d5.png

2024-01-24 22:57:36

Adolf Hitler is a better man than I https://image.nostr.build/2b384c8b0db0cd9b24800bb2cff9754a08ee37609be9b9bb8c668f48e1855f6e.png

2024-01-24 14:05:55

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@npub108p…yev6

2024-01-24 13:58:34

Gab's GPT model checks out. https://image.nostr.build/4aeae435268ba07ee046e6052193f322e87e3e5a846366ccf3bec5c30df481db.png

2024-01-18 21:32:50

My phone is FRICKED so I’m switching back to Android

2024-01-16 00:38:25

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I don’t know if they’ve gotten better over the years but in the long long ago of 2020 (dear God I’m an old man) you had to basically stalk their site daily for anything to open up.
It is a host for the patient, not fit for majority lol

2024-01-15 22:43:39

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Wrong. You just hate Franks. You want a Frank Holocaust. May as well just kill the Franks rn, doesn’t stop you from stealing their stories though. Nigger (Frank haters.) Why don’t you go to a Quebecois soup kitchen and say that agin, bitch.

2024-01-15 22:35:24

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I’m mad at you and I’m not sure why. I’m an alcoholic btw.

2024-01-15 22:34:12

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It’s ok I like you because I know you’re lying

2024-01-15 22:33:32

I am not dead I have just spend the new year in an alcoholic stupor because I got a hot Nippon gf who loves me and even though she has some issues she’s always reliable when it matters, but it still hasn’y make me happy. I still just want to kill myself. So that’s what’s going on with me. Hope everyone else’s 2024 is going well.

2024-01-15 22:30:57

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I hate mentally stable people

2024-01-10 18:21:49

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I don’t think she will swat me

2024-01-10 15:51:14

She can't screw with me more than people online have, that part's not a big deal, but it hurts more coming from her. I thought I was going to marry her. I already got an engagement ring 😞
#nevent1q…r9s9

2024-01-10 15:44:34

I did not take into account, when dating a mentally unstable woman, that she would mess with me after I broke up with her.
Tfw her body turns you retarded

2024-01-10 15:20:06

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If I die it was nice knowing you niggers

2024-01-10 15:19:50

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I broke up with her and she is not happy with it ☠️

2024-01-10 15:19:17

I am in deep sh*t with the foid.

2024-01-09 08:01:56

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My gf was shocked but didn’t say anything, then she slowly became more racist along with me lol

2024-01-08 03:27:23

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My gf wears lots of pink and wears pink contacts to match. It’s adorable.

2024-01-08 02:44:44

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Last time I took a non-bs online IQ test I got about 110 😎

2024-01-08 00:06:44

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I didn’t know that was a thing but I do do that.

2024-01-07 21:23:06

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Someone on here used to accuse me of negging because I was mean to them in a very lighthearted way. I still dk what it means.

2024-01-07 21:21:50

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Gud

2024-01-07 03:01:51

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My brother freaked tf out when he learned that was Obama’s full name and thought he was going to let the suicide bombers in when we were 10-ish

2024-01-05 13:09:03

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Her body is really good man, if I can get her to pump out 1 or 2 genetic clones of me then my life will be a success.

2024-01-05 13:07:58

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I’m an old man now. I’ve been here since I was too young to drink.

2024-01-05 04:51:18

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https://i.nostrimg.com/5a0bf176bb7dd24f6cad16e0b98b88e225319b2e55798e6bf2a92176dd2d6fec/file.jpeg

2024-01-04 19:16:40

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Access to her body for the rest of our lives is also pretty important.

2024-01-04 13:55:05

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I don’t tell her and I threaten to break up woth her when she crosses certain lines, and she usually stops then. I have the illusion of control as long as she’s afraid to push.
My seething goes exclusively in places where she doesn’t see. As long as she doesn’t check my phone she has no idea I am under her thumb 😎

2024-01-04 13:52:32

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It’s not simping if you get something from her in return. Anons need to stop trying to sabotage relationships.

2024-01-04 03:11:25

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It always winds up that way in the end. Time is a circle.

2024-01-04 03:10:41

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It’s fine, I grew up in a house where I had knives thrown at me when mom was PMSing. I can handle this one.

2024-01-04 03:08:55

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I am very stern with her when she feels bad so she’s under the impression that she doesn’t have total mind control over me like she actually does.

2024-01-04 02:12:30

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I am in an abusive relationship with an incredibly sexy woman because she is out of my league and I would rather spend the rest of my life being psychologically beaten down by her than settle for a more average looking girl after having this one.

2024-01-04 01:23:47

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She left the country, she’s not a citizen, so it is impossible to get her pregnant rn. I just have to deal with endless abuse over text and call with no positives until she’s back.

2024-01-04 00:10:31

I just realized something horrible.
Her PMS will start tomorrow or Friday.
I CANNOT HAVE 3 FULL DAYS OF PEACE #note1ewf…j442

2024-01-03 19:12:21

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“Charismatic” is quite a flattering word for them.

2024-01-03 19:10:54

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There is no hope

2024-01-03 15:53:39

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Isn’t that just most documentation?

2024-01-03 14:32:39

Life has been good since gf has nicotine back in her system

2024-01-03 04:26:33

You eat poop and are a homosexual.

2024-01-03 04:25:43

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Sounds healthy

2024-01-03 04:23:51

My gf thinks alt tech is for pedophiles, she doesn't know it's for racists too, then she would like it.
I am happy with this misconception.

2024-01-01 15:08:24

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I doubt it. No one is going to permanently fund most of these clients.

2024-01-01 14:11:27

Necessary part of growth. Eventually there will be just a couple of clients that do things better than all of the others and we won’t need a million of them anymore because everything will actually work on the one. #note1l2s…p5ke

2024-01-01 01:59:13

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I told her if she ever does it again then I won’t warn her and I meant it. I think she will try to do better, and if she doesn’t she’s gone.

2024-01-01 01:08:41

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I’m like her Mama JF

2024-01-01 01:07:08

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She’s actually not this way on purpose. She’s literally autistic, she has a high IQ and a great body but the emotional maturity of a child. I mean that literally.

2024-01-01 00:53:36

She agreed to every demand I had so I didn’t break up with her. Then an hour later she broke up with me because she needs to work on her mental health (true) but now we’re back together again somehow. #note1rhq…67vc

2023-12-31 18:07:50

Probably going to have to break up with her once she snaps out of this. I am sad. I wanted to marry her, I like having a smol sexy Nippon gf, but she has been abusive and insane for weeks now and I am not equipped to handle insanity. #note1dc3…9wmk

2023-12-31 18:02:48

It was more severe than I thought.
I’m not dead but she’s been threatening suicide for an hour now. #note18q5…569n

2023-12-31 15:16:36

Gf is trying to quit nicotine again, so there is a good chance I will be dead within 24 hours. Happy 2024 to those who can make it 16 more hours.

2023-12-31 03:10:05

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That’s wholesome.

2023-12-31 03:09:46

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Do you livestream when you dilate, or is your onlyfans Hidden?

2023-12-31 03:08:55

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I do this every couple of days

2023-12-31 02:53:31

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Find adults who are psychologically children so you can rationalize it away

2023-12-30 00:08:39

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Well, this is rather evil looking and I wish I hadn’t seen it.

2023-12-29 02:38:31

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The best way to end Fediblock is to not care.

2023-12-29 02:19:14

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“Rage first, apologize later.”
-every woman

2023-12-29 02:06:54

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My gf was talking about being indecisive over lego sets one time and she finished the sentence by calling me a nickname with a questioning tone, like she was asking me to resolver her dilemma. She then became furious at me because she didn’t want me to talk about the legos, she just wanted me to call her a nickname back.
There is no reading the mind of a woman. They think in disjointed insane ways.

2023-12-28 11:57:35

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Both Dax’s were good concepts with poor casting imo. Jadzia’s actress sucked and Ezra didn’t come off as autistic as she was supposed to, it always seemed fake.

2023-12-28 11:55:31

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I like the Promenade drama

2023-12-28 02:22:44

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I wish they had made more series’ like DS9. Keeps the TNG formula but with a storyline that links everything together.

2023-12-28 02:19:24

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It’s been a long nicotine withdrawal fueled Christmas rage for her. Lots of grr’a

2023-12-27 19:01:51

When my gf is in a bad mood she literally says "grr"

2023-12-27 16:19:06

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The alt right is vegan liberal atheists who stand up for gays and non offending pedophiles.

2023-12-27 12:45:00

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You are fat

2023-12-27 12:43:40

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Thanks, I’ll follow them.

2023-12-26 16:03:24

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People here are quick to jump to conclusions.

2023-12-26 14:07:44

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I imagine I’ll have to go on a few hundred RPG type quests across the island.

2023-12-26 13:10:25

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Everything

2023-12-26 02:34:03

Gn everyone. I hope you had plenty of family time.

2023-12-26 02:27:30

My gf kept getting mad at me all day :(

2023-12-25 03:41:40

She’d be into it btw #note1wu0…tzd4

2023-12-25 03:40:38

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Try getting raped or raping

2023-12-24 14:26:58

I meant to say Happy Christmas Eve. I know what day it is. L me #note1xhs…ew2f

2023-12-24 14:12:55

Happy Christmas

2023-12-24 14:06:58

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Simple logos work because they scale both large and small, and they’re easy to remember for branding purposes.

2023-12-23 12:41:26

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I wish people could sleep all curled up in a circle like our four legged frens

2023-12-23 03:38:41

https://image.nostr.build/91bf45f389106a420aad09fb821c8aab50a8bc17b2e52ffe7b5eced17e8ab4ae.jpg

2023-12-21 03:18:30

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I got a gf but she left the country a little while ago and now I have to become a citizen of England to make her my wife.

2023-12-20 23:58:51

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https://i.nostrimg.com/75585229dcd5f9113dfbd30287433cc54f5c940737e03123f64f1155ce1eebbb/file.jpeg

2023-12-20 15:51:36

https://twitter.com/Cal_Crucis/status/1737484570499350958/photo/1 #PopeFrancis #Catholic #Bible

2023-12-20 12:45:04

Andrew Torba currently filling his site with in-character GPT bots on purpose as an ad.
He’s literally using automated spam as an ad.
I can’t tell if he’s a genius or insane.

2023-12-20 02:34:02

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Star Trek is the only valid philosophy.

2023-12-20 02:31:47

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Meh, they're ok if you just want to relax. Books are alright but they're not as relaxing.

2023-12-19 17:38:35

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To be fair, everyone who rides a bike for transportation is a huge a-hole.

2023-12-19 10:51:46

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Not always possible to go to your personal mechanic. Some things have to be done by the dealership

2023-12-19 01:54:33

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Shut up faggot

2023-12-19 01:53:32

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You have an army of backup husbands on Fedi you just need to pick one.