Poet-Clown. Sometimes I'm sincere, and sometimes I'm Be-Essing. I'll trust you are smart enough to distinguish. I'm just a mad gambler that way.
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Last Notes npub13nurt4qennju60y7yqvs2umjxgxtxgh9y2jygulfd2pr8t3ahhgs75v7w9 Rev. Watt deFalk @npub18eq…wxef Thank you! I shall know start tearing up my apartment to find & destroy the device that's projecting this false image of the world continuing as (ecchh) "Normal" so I'll know which way to run for the saucers. npub13nurt4qennju60y7yqvs2umjxgxtxgh9y2jygulfd2pr8t3ahhgs75v7w9 Rev. Watt deFalk @npub1adt…68jm I wish I could meet someone like the Sergeant's daughter, who would get turned on when I wear makeup npub13nurt4qennju60y7yqvs2umjxgxtxgh9y2jygulfd2pr8t3ahhgs75v7w9 Rev. Watt deFalk @npub1x39…up9l Thank you for saving me money! Upon reading your description of what the Butthole Surfers have produced as "gooey," I lost all interest in having breakfast npub13nurt4qennju60y7yqvs2umjxgxtxgh9y2jygulfd2pr8t3ahhgs75v7w9 Rev. Watt deFalk @npub1v9h…xmug congratulations! You submitted a response that's correct! npub13nurt4qennju60y7yqvs2umjxgxtxgh9y2jygulfd2pr8t3ahhgs75v7w9 Rev. Watt deFalk A play on words occurred to me that I thought I’d turn into a puzzle. If no one guesses correctly, or everyone ignores it, I’ll post another clue each day (orzo). npub13nurt4qennju60y7yqvs2umjxgxtxgh9y2jygulfd2pr8t3ahhgs75v7w9 Rev. Watt deFalk @npub1mjx…srm3 npub13nurt4qennju60y7yqvs2umjxgxtxgh9y2jygulfd2pr8t3ahhgs75v7w9 Rev. Watt deFalk 2/2 npub13nurt4qennju60y7yqvs2umjxgxtxgh9y2jygulfd2pr8t3ahhgs75v7w9 Rev. Watt deFalk @npub1zw0…uljm Case in point... catharting my fears of the future by synthesizing stuff like this npub13nurt4qennju60y7yqvs2umjxgxtxgh9y2jygulfd2pr8t3ahhgs75v7w9 Rev. Watt deFalk @npub1ugl…yvd7 npub13nurt4qennju60y7yqvs2umjxgxtxgh9y2jygulfd2pr8t3ahhgs75v7w9 Rev. Watt deFalk @npub1mmf…eknq Reminds me that Henry Kissinger never dared come anywhere near The Hague. npub13nurt4qennju60y7yqvs2umjxgxtxgh9y2jygulfd2pr8t3ahhgs75v7w9 Rev. Watt deFalk @npub1zw0…uljm I feel certain the learned Doctor Hal did not come up with "Asketh ye Doctor..." npub13nurt4qennju60y7yqvs2umjxgxtxgh9y2jygulfd2pr8t3ahhgs75v7w9 Rev. Watt deFalk @npub1j2y…ggdc I thought of writing "The deity of Steam has occasionally been my Anchor, calling to me in a voice like unto an Old Foghorn," but that'd be jejeune so I won't. npub13nurt4qennju60y7yqvs2umjxgxtxgh9y2jygulfd2pr8t3ahhgs75v7w9 Rev. Watt deFalk "i said i wanna watch cartoons" npub13nurt4qennju60y7yqvs2umjxgxtxgh9y2jygulfd2pr8t3ahhgs75v7w9 Rev. Watt deFalk @npub1j2y…ggdc Is that my hero Joe Venuti on the violin? npub13nurt4qennju60y7yqvs2umjxgxtxgh9y2jygulfd2pr8t3ahhgs75v7w9 Rev. Watt deFalk @npub1j2y…ggdc I must admit I choke on the price but that's just my Scottish ancestry. For Slack & "Bob" & St. tENTATIVELY, I'd gladly sell my soul, except I already have npub13nurt4qennju60y7yqvs2umjxgxtxgh9y2jygulfd2pr8t3ahhgs75v7w9 Rev. Watt deFalk @npub1j2y…ggdc OSHAart... scrolling down Powell's page, I see it says "Out of stock" :-/ npub13nurt4qennju60y7yqvs2umjxgxtxgh9y2jygulfd2pr8t3ahhgs75v7w9 Rev. Watt deFalk @npub1j2y…ggdc You beat me to it just as I was about to. Must be your third nostril powers. npub13nurt4qennju60y7yqvs2umjxgxtxgh9y2jygulfd2pr8t3ahhgs75v7w9 Rev. Watt deFalk @npub1j2y…ggdc https://www.powells.com/book/footnotes-2nd-greatly-expanded-edition-9798987157343 npub13nurt4qennju60y7yqvs2umjxgxtxgh9y2jygulfd2pr8t3ahhgs75v7w9 Rev. Watt deFalk @artilectzedsplendid nightmare that resonates with the way I whored away my creative potential for 30 years in the back of a simp-phony orchestra, a constant well-paying grind. Told myself at least it's acoustic & I'm not going deaf from the over-amplification permeating the music biz & I can do what I want once I'm pensioned. But now I'm losing my hearing anyway thanks "Bob" ...At least I'm not in Russia Oh wait...shit . npub13nurt4qennju60y7yqvs2umjxgxtxgh9y2jygulfd2pr8t3ahhgs75v7w9 Rev. Watt deFalk @npub1x39…up9l Whatever works! I admire people with the strength and perseverance to succeed in the 12-step church, but so many I met there seemed to be floundering. npub13nurt4qennju60y7yqvs2umjxgxtxgh9y2jygulfd2pr8t3ahhgs75v7w9 Rev. Watt deFalk @npub1x39…up9l npub13nurt4qennju60y7yqvs2umjxgxtxgh9y2jygulfd2pr8t3ahhgs75v7w9 Rev. Watt deFalk @npub1x39…up9l npub13nurt4qennju60y7yqvs2umjxgxtxgh9y2jygulfd2pr8t3ahhgs75v7w9 Rev. Watt deFalk @npub1zw0…uljm May I suggest reading The Western Lands by Wm. S. Burroughs if you haven't already. An author is determined to write his way out of death. Much more coherent and less nightmarish than Naked Lunch and his cut-up experiments, with some beauty and humor tossed in as well. npub13nurt4qennju60y7yqvs2umjxgxtxgh9y2jygulfd2pr8t3ahhgs75v7w9 Rev. Watt deFalk @npub1j2y…ggdc I'm fairly confident that group is among the largest sources for atheists, agnostics, and subGenii npub13nurt4qennju60y7yqvs2umjxgxtxgh9y2jygulfd2pr8t3ahhgs75v7w9 Rev. Watt deFalk @npub1waj…c4zf @npub1zw0…uljm You can't hide from "Bob" cuz "he"'s stupider than you! Pastor my legs are on fire I ain't got no legs! npub13nurt4qennju60y7yqvs2umjxgxtxgh9y2jygulfd2pr8t3ahhgs75v7w9 Rev. Watt deFalk @npub1wnj…tntm npub13nurt4qennju60y7yqvs2umjxgxtxgh9y2jygulfd2pr8t3ahhgs75v7w9 Rev. Watt deFalk @npub1ugl…yvd7 npub13nurt4qennju60y7yqvs2umjxgxtxgh9y2jygulfd2pr8t3ahhgs75v7w9 Rev. Watt deFalk @npub1nn8…8sed npub13nurt4qennju60y7yqvs2umjxgxtxgh9y2jygulfd2pr8t3ahhgs75v7w9 Rev. Watt deFalk @npub18eq…wxef The Smothers Brothers' TV show once featured a member of The Committee dressed in a Nazi uniform reciting, with menacing pleasure, the full unaltered lyrics to "Santa Claus Is Coming to Town." npub13nurt4qennju60y7yqvs2umjxgxtxgh9y2jygulfd2pr8t3ahhgs75v7w9 Rev. Watt deFalk @npub1x39…up9l @npub1thg…94fx npub13nurt4qennju60y7yqvs2umjxgxtxgh9y2jygulfd2pr8t3ahhgs75v7w9 Rev. Watt deFalk @npub1j2y…ggdc Sweet instrumental... I deem the title more ironic than TMBG's track with (nearly) the same title... npub13nurt4qennju60y7yqvs2umjxgxtxgh9y2jygulfd2pr8t3ahhgs75v7w9 Rev. Watt deFalk @npub10fm…x0qg @npub15nl…25tl I often say that in 1973 I knew no one in their 20s (like me) who preferred Glen Miller or Frank Sinatra over say Hendrix or the Stones. Though eventually a lot of us admitted that was great music too, at the time it represented The Establishment. But today a staggering number of people in their 20s prefer music from 20–50 years ago over today's crap with its auto-tuned vocals accompanied by MIDI-samplers. To record 8 bars & loop it for 4 minutes doth not a song make. npub13nurt4qennju60y7yqvs2umjxgxtxgh9y2jygulfd2pr8t3ahhgs75v7w9 Rev. Watt deFalk @npub1j2y…ggdc An often-used tool for the maintenance of my alleged sanity: npub13nurt4qennju60y7yqvs2umjxgxtxgh9y2jygulfd2pr8t3ahhgs75v7w9 Rev. Watt deFalk @npub1j2y…ggdc "Nice bunch of ancient artwork you have here. We're going to haul it thousands of miles away and stick in a display case because we British are your superiors." npub13nurt4qennju60y7yqvs2umjxgxtxgh9y2jygulfd2pr8t3ahhgs75v7w9 Rev. Watt deFalk @npub1zw0…uljm Of course it often is. That doesn't belie the value in filters and priorities. npub13nurt4qennju60y7yqvs2umjxgxtxgh9y2jygulfd2pr8t3ahhgs75v7w9 Rev. Watt deFalk @npub1j2y…ggdc @npub1dwj…4hyu npub13nurt4qennju60y7yqvs2umjxgxtxgh9y2jygulfd2pr8t3ahhgs75v7w9 Rev. Watt deFalk @npub1j2y…ggdc @npub1dwj…4hyu npub13nurt4qennju60y7yqvs2umjxgxtxgh9y2jygulfd2pr8t3ahhgs75v7w9 Rev. Watt deFalk @npub1zw0…uljm I clicked that in a panic, thinking the global climate's going even crazier than my worst fears, reading it (no shit) as "Hawaii New Snow." npub13nurt4qennju60y7yqvs2umjxgxtxgh9y2jygulfd2pr8t3ahhgs75v7w9 Rev. Watt deFalk @npub1sr7…xfhg "You've caught me in so many goofy sleeping shots I insist you get a good close-up of my working brain" npub13nurt4qennju60y7yqvs2umjxgxtxgh9y2jygulfd2pr8t3ahhgs75v7w9 Rev. Watt deFalk @npub1x39…up9l Newhart appeared to be yet another who confuses "country music" with the bland, twang-flavored pop spewed from Nashville studios that appropriated the term. npub13nurt4qennju60y7yqvs2umjxgxtxgh9y2jygulfd2pr8t3ahhgs75v7w9 Rev. Watt deFalk @npub1j2y…ggdc Thank you! I lost my copy of the tape in my 2014 car fire... didn't suspect Yootoob had the hole thang npub13nurt4qennju60y7yqvs2umjxgxtxgh9y2jygulfd2pr8t3ahhgs75v7w9 Rev. Watt deFalk @npub1wnj…tntm thanks for the reminder. I was especially impressed with March's opening animated short, and will send Dr. Hal a question about its astonishingly sophisticated musical accom npub13nurt4qennju60y7yqvs2umjxgxtxgh9y2jygulfd2pr8t3ahhgs75v7w9 Rev. Watt deFalk @npub1x39…up9l @npub1jzf…jefp thanks for setting me straight about that. I'll be glad to start occasionally sipping Jag again.... I'm mystified why anyone'd try to get blasted on that or any liqueur. Safest exit ramp from harsh reality is V-8 with Everclear, and hashish, ¿qué no? npub13nurt4qennju60y7yqvs2umjxgxtxgh9y2jygulfd2pr8t3ahhgs75v7w9 Rev. Watt deFalk @npub1zw0…uljm I believe you're almost ready for DeSelby npub13nurt4qennju60y7yqvs2umjxgxtxgh9y2jygulfd2pr8t3ahhgs75v7w9 Rev. Watt deFalk #[0] #[1] I stopped trying to throw out the face of "Bob" because that "face" would always bounce out of the trash having grown more "Bob"heads like polyps surrounding "his" "pipe" and insist on watching me trying to eat breakfast. Finally learned it was best just to try and live with that damn "Head". PRAISE "B0B" npub13nurt4qennju60y7yqvs2umjxgxtxgh9y2jygulfd2pr8t3ahhgs75v7w9 Rev. Watt deFalk @ona I know I've said it here before... The Council of Trent bundled together some scraps written about the Socialist Jesus, some about the Fascist Jesus, some about the psychotically narcissistic Jesus... you can quote bibull verses to prove anything you want to. npub13nurt4qennju60y7yqvs2umjxgxtxgh9y2jygulfd2pr8t3ahhgs75v7w9 Rev. Watt deFalk #[0] As I began listening, my mind was the wandering bug... but by the time JHVH-1 was described as having competitors, I'd managed to turn my mind into the spoon instead, so that it was still functioning, unlike the bug. Thank you and PRA"B0B"
