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2024-07-05 21:53:46

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She doesn't understand the Roman Empire, therefore she's not a man. Sorry, that's just how it is, I don't make the rules.

2024-06-25 03:02:06

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Why are people laughing at this? It's not a joke. It's not even ironic. It's the shameful truth that you're all too scared to admit.

2024-06-21 17:40:35

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Doesn't really matter, does it? She destroyed the illusion. That's what people really want.

2024-06-14 08:22:19

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It's entirely 100% autism and I fully appreciate it because it's useful and awesome.

2024-06-13 12:49:35

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Sounds like a concept that they could have done in a single episode of The Twilight Zone instead of getting dragged out for a bunch of seasons.

2024-06-10 20:34:39

Still undefeated in debate. Wolf in a sea of sheep. Cope and seethe jabronis, cope and seethe!
#note17a5…mlht
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2024-06-09 01:14:49

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I am going to commit acts of terrorism on Canada.

2024-06-08 08:37:21

#foxgirlfriday but it's still #bridemonth
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2024-06-08 06:07:01

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They suffer so we don't have to. Seems downright noble of them when you think about it.

2024-06-07 16:55:27

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Is that Spider Jerusalem?

2024-06-06 05:54:00

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This feels wrong to me and at first I wanted to say something but then I remembered that I cook all of my food in the microwave and I should be that absolute last person on this earth to judge another person's food.

2024-06-06 05:47:55

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The movie with Brendan Fraser. It was pretty gay and disgusting, but it was a true tragedy and that's something you don't see in movies very often.

2024-06-06 05:42:30

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You know how in The Whale the whole point was that the guy's existence was a warning for others to avoid his sad story? In the same way, some people's existence surely must be a joke for others to laugh at and feel better about themselves by comparison.

2024-06-04 09:31:30

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Never heard of that being a thing. I've had mine since I was 18 or maybe a little older.

2024-06-04 09:08:52

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They don't take Discover, why do they not want my money?

2024-06-04 08:39:37

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Never use tobacco, but if you need something for the stress relief then consider nicotine pouches instead.

2024-06-03 19:43:26

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2024-06-03 17:05:14

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"When a dog you hate fights another dog you hate, you don't cheer for a winner. You cheer for the amount of blood on the ground."

2024-06-03 17:03:25

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I have no idea what's wrong with everyone, or me, but a quarter of a can is way more than enough. Even with a couple sips I can feel the pain in my intestines as it the acidic mass of poison slowly moves through my system. How does everyone handle that much?

2024-06-03 14:09:08

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I can't do it. Her hair is just wrong, it's not where it's supposed to be. Utterly revolting.
But them tiddies though.

2024-05-31 17:44:00

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You actually use YouTube without uBlock Origin?

2024-05-31 03:41:19

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They cited it in the first paragraph. It's very easy to find even though they didn't link it: jneurosci.org/content/39/39/7748
Here are some more studies for your consideration: dogsbite.org/dog-bite-statistics-index-dog-bite-studies.php

2024-05-30 17:41:08

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You argue like a redditor.

2024-05-30 16:46:34

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Posting this unironically, deal with it.
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2024-05-30 11:49:06

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>once again two RW groups fight each other instead of their common enemy
As is tradition.

2024-05-28 13:39:07

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Am... am I being groomed? How fun!

2024-05-27 08:22:58

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You know what, I'm going to say it. She looks really cute despite the short hair. It's still full and thick and healthy, so that works for me.

2024-05-27 07:53:15

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2024-05-26 17:58:05

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2024-05-26 17:46:46

@npub1edp…vqpu
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2024-05-26 16:42:04

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2024-05-26 16:35:07

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Some redditor is probably writing up an overly verbose screed about horseshoe theory in response to this.

2024-05-26 16:28:48

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(Guy who only listens to Agalloch) Gettin' some real Agalloch vibes from this.

2024-05-24 06:31:14

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Keep guessing
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2024-05-24 06:26:37

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I have some suggestions if you're looking for a new fetish.
Actually just one.
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2024-05-23 10:15:43

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Not familiar with Loki enough to tell if that's a compliment but I'll just assume it is.

2024-05-20 03:16:32

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2024-05-20 02:34:04

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I reject your false dichotomy. Big heavy hangers princess wife.
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2024-05-18 01:56:30

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This kind of desire seems more and more normal the longer I think about it.
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2024-05-16 16:13:30

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Well yeah, Aaron Turner is musical genius.

2024-05-15 11:19:46

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I would love to eat butter with her.

2024-05-13 11:41:11

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Whatever demonic spirit manifested itself to help craft Panopticon desperately needs to come back because we need more of that stuff.

2024-05-12 06:01:29

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I'm just glad that it's predominantly the insufferable liberal types removing themselves from the gene pool. The future belongs to those who value life. It's shame it'll take a few generations to make a significant enough demographic shift. Would be better if we sterilized them all now.

2024-05-12 05:44:30

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2024-05-05 15:07:31

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Can't sleep, clussy will honk me
Can't sleep, clussy will honk me
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2024-05-03 17:28:17

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Awfully trusting with it around cords.
Take good care of your buns.

2024-05-01 16:40:38

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>implying that they'll share user data when the US government requests it
As expected.

2024-04-30 05:29:33

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It's funny, I've been eating honey from the town I grew up in because my mom recommended it. I don't think I actually have allergies and haven't noticed the slightest difference, but it definitely tastes better than the crap from the store.

2024-04-25 05:40:54

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Ok, hear me out for a minute. This exact kind of thing with healing a damaged girl, plus cute elf, plus long hair. That's Archdemon's Dilemma, and I cannot possibly put into words how much I love it.

2024-04-23 02:29:29

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Resist the temptation. You deserve better, king.

2024-04-15 04:48:23

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Hot take, but it makes zero difference to me what colors have what flavors. They could have absolutely no correlation to real life counterparts whatsoever and I'd be perfectly happy. They could be completely inconsistent within the same package too. Wouldn't care. They just need to taste good.

2024-04-15 01:41:05

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You might be deficient in thiamine. No I will not elaborate further.

2024-04-08 10:11:05

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Apparently I'm too sane to understand these memes and that upsets me ever so slightly.

2024-04-04 07:50:26

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Pretty strong opinion for someone who has clearly never used one of these chonky thumb-destroying monstrosities.
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2024-04-03 05:29:53

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Those ears are hideous. The nose is only tolerable until she turns her head, but that's exactly why so many of them always look straight at the camera.

2024-04-03 02:37:39

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There isn't a single asian on earth with lighter skin than mine, I'd bet actual money on that.

2024-04-01 08:40:40

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The structural integrity of my pelvis isn't ready either (but I still would).

2024-03-29 09:14:30

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Of the options, he's clearly the most entertaining choice.

2024-03-29 09:03:37

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Vitamin D is old and busted, the new hotness is telling everyone how good boron is for you. It'll fix your hormone balance and cure anxiety and depression BTW.

2024-03-28 05:36:16

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The article: animals24-7.org/2019/09/09/dog-brain-study-refutes-every-major-claim-of-pit-bull-advocacy/
Fantastic stuff, it lays it out in a clear and precise manner that's hard to refute. Pit bulls are the niggers of the dog world and we can prove it scientifically.

2024-03-27 04:02:48

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They don't care about being hypocrites because they have no moral foundation that values consistent principles.

2024-03-26 10:11:59

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Seriously when the fuck are we going to get season 2?

2024-03-25 23:41:21

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2024-03-25 08:05:20

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Can someone explain why adding distortion makes it sound infinitely better? Not just this, other songs like Stones from the Sky do it to a different effect and it's pure bliss.

2024-03-20 20:15:36

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Most of the techniques therapists use are for women, typically ones with some kind of personality disorder related to over-emotionality, because they're the ones who need it most. CBT can actually work wonders for them. It's useless for men who aren't severely damaged or traumatized in some way.

2024-03-14 13:25:42

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Anxiety and inexperience. The secret cure for anxiety is boron, take 6 mg/day and after a month you will actually feel and function normally.
Also take your vitamins, especially thiamine.