Jellyfish 🪼⚡️
Jellyfish🪼⚡️

New here! I like to learn about bitcoin :)

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2024-08-16 02:10:40

Checkin in

2024-06-19 20:57:20

The house I rent is worth 2x in the 3 years I’ve lived there.
Same house now has much higher property tax and insurance :/
Can’t move anywhere cheaper because prices everywhere have gone up dramatically.
All my friends struggling with the same problem

2024-06-16 20:49:02

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It doesn’t need an hdmi cord because it has a camera and screen. Not sure if that’s what you meant but I’ve never used it any other way. The statelessness of the SeedSigner is really good feature because it doesn’t matter if the device is lost/ stolen / confiscated. I’m sure the other option is fine…, till it is not. SeedSigners I’m confident is bulletproof. The accountability is in the code not the company 😞

2024-06-16 07:25:35

Bitcoin companies give Bitcoin a bad name in most cases. Especially Athena Bitcoin 🙄

2024-06-16 07:13:18

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🤔😮‍💨

2024-06-16 01:09:49

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It would be cool if she stopped supporting OF

2024-06-16 01:05:34

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Basically that’s what it is now, brought to you by multiple corporate sponsors

2024-06-15 10:34:56

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Seriously 😐

2024-06-15 05:50:15

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These look cool! I think we need something super premium for the market tho

2024-06-15 05:47:35

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Garbage 🗑️ SeedSigner is the gold standard

2024-06-14 05:17:10

You tell a girl you want
12 houses
or 12 cars
or 12 million dollars
or 12 businesses
She’s interested…
You mention 12 kids and they look at you crazy..
I don’t understand 😞

2024-06-13 06:31:49

Life is hard, life is cold, life is lonely.. this to shall pass 🙃

2024-06-12 02:22:47

Twitter making users upload ID? 😢
Deleted twitter a min ago but sad to hear

2024-06-12 01:42:16

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Basically or very little

2024-06-10 21:57:41

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What’s the catch? Besides living in St.Louis ?

2024-06-10 21:49:01

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Nothing is stopping you. Plenty of them! Might not be luxury but they exist… 😁

2024-06-08 22:14:16

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Disagree

2024-06-08 22:14:01

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Cerveza

2024-06-08 22:11:43

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This is the current prices in El Salvador interesting enough

2024-06-08 22:08:36

Bitcoin OR BUST

2024-06-08 20:01:21

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Not even in El Salvador

2024-06-08 18:57:03

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I just imagine it going like..
CEO: we need to consolidate utxos
Dev: ok but it will take weeks
CEO: make it go faster we have a deadline.
Dev: “okay but…”
CEO: no buts
Dev: 👍

2024-06-08 18:54:06

Whoever was doing those consolidations yesterday.. I hope they get fired for being a dumbass 😂

2024-06-08 16:26:12

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https://btc-hardware-solutions.square.site/product/premium-milled-aluminum-seedsigner/20?cs=true&cst=custom
This is where I buy from and I make the vinyl sticker on my cricut #pleblife

2024-06-08 08:13:18

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https://image.nostr.build/754c79691b96692e4ba41a8d0f4682e5f901d6ced0d6ede457831a1a30a3d1d1.jpg

2024-06-08 01:11:05

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Won’t let me post it

2024-06-07 19:41:35

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Why all at once?

2024-06-07 19:41:11

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What dumbass would do this when fees are so high? Why not drip it and stay under the radar?

2024-06-07 19:17:31

Tell me why the fees are high

2024-06-07 19:03:56

Jim Cramer is a fucking dumbass

2024-06-07 18:43:37

Why are fees so high?

2024-06-07 00:37:14

Checkin in

2024-06-02 20:36:34

Gm folks 🇸🇻

2024-05-27 18:45:51

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Yeah ATMS blow

2024-05-27 05:46:14

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SeedSigner ftw

2024-05-27 05:45:12

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We live in a free range tax farm what do you think? Everything tax

2024-05-25 05:12:16

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What? You don’t like your $2,000/mo slummed out apartment?

2024-05-25 05:11:38

Bitcoin beach doesn’t accept bitcoin.. go figure

2024-05-15 05:54:31

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Message me if interested in grammatical corrections

2024-05-15 05:31:22

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https://image.nostr.build/1f039cb705034411b5608717516cd40ed23afda5b7cf47434e5c643bb1e6d8a8.jpg

2024-05-11 23:27:58

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Why 1 big one, and .1 isn’t exactly a little utxo

2024-05-11 22:07:55

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Will you elaborate why?

2024-05-11 21:45:55

If you had a whole coin how would you ideally distribute the utxos?

2024-05-11 04:13:32

There’s no expectation of a hot wallet surviving 🙃

2024-05-04 02:33:55

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I really just enjoy the driving range and driving golf carts around the corse 💯

2024-05-03 20:21:48

They only finesse you when you don’t move properly
- drake
(talking about bitcoin utxo management and cold storage)

2024-05-03 20:16:58

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Hope she knows about utxo mgmt

2024-05-03 20:12:08

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Yes. No clue, but I think it’s linked to using a web browser and mobile app at the same time. Mutiny Wallet / Bitcoin Atlantis

2024-05-03 18:18:09

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My sats got frozen on fedimint 😭

2024-05-03 02:28:28

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Like 7 people live in Arkansas, bitcoin is trembling.. Arkansas is like a third world state 🤨

2024-05-03 02:24:04

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What is Trezor coin join?

2024-05-03 02:23:12

Mempool finding balance ☯️

2024-04-30 05:29:38

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Seedsigner + memory + encrypted usb

2024-04-30 00:38:30

I’d rather pay someone cash knowing they want to use it to buy bitcoin, rather than paying in bitcoin knowing they want to sell for cash.

2024-04-29 20:11:49

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@npub14cj…fqyg

2024-04-28 17:58:27

@npub18kp…69c4 ⛽️📈
https://m.primal.net/IAwI.jpg

2024-04-27 22:47:49

Gm 🤙

2024-04-27 19:00:50

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I ❤️ my seedsigner

2024-04-27 18:49:47

Bird spy drones? Am I going crazy!

2024-04-25 03:15:04

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El Salvador

2024-04-24 01:17:28

I need to tell you all a story
A fed befriended someone for 3 years to get the bust 😭
Over reptiles..
Do not trust nobody 😫

2024-04-23 03:47:53

🎼Specific instructions to bring out the bitcoin in stealth mode 🥷🎶

2024-04-22 00:53:28

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You post this on x

2024-04-22 00:49:55

Say something nice about American women…

2024-04-20 19:25:01

ALL I ASK IS YOU READ THIS PLEASE 🙏 #nostr #bitcoin #please just RT too..
I hope this is how I go down in the bitcoin & nostr lore anyways let’s dive in shall we
•puled up to different cities in el sal, as suspected corn is not very main in the stream yet.
•I diagnosed their needs as a community and came up with a solution.
•2010 organic fwd: theme
•Im either delulu or about to change an entire economy as fast as lightning!
I did the work, I made the legit organic connections! Both sides!!
These people are friendly, hardworking and they are hustling for quarters 😭 (a 3 year old quarter would have more ware on it than a 1965 dime in the states.)
Please if a receiving a zap has ever made you happy, please zap the tags there’s literally people starving and they can be fed for a few sats.
Getting ElSal addicted to nostr and bitcoin/ weened off the dollar. This is the way 🫡 ps. This might the first practical fedimint application but let’s not rush!
#probashitpost #maybe? https://image.nostr.build/2529246aeaaa688e5a9cee61ae2a3a08e98b01504c67e0c98cba48795feb53cc.jpg https://image.nostr.build/37f4e2e85531c8273e1cadf2f8d9716f3e536751005085380244f95c75c0101c.jpg

2024-04-20 18:30:18

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This is fucking awful!
I wouldn’t consider metal obsolete.
These two statements stand completely independent of each other. Lastly idk how to “speak up” what does that mean and in what context will it help?

2024-04-20 18:26:15

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Please post more pictures of your beautiful country

2024-04-20 15:38:11

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Location?

2024-04-20 12:02:21

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No idea

2024-04-20 08:47:42

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Yes currently in the process on emailing p. Bukele to enable ⚡️on🐐 (Chivo)

2024-04-20 08:46:25

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RETARDED forgot we can speak freely here 😭

2024-04-20 08:45:56

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So highly regarded 😔

2024-04-20 08:45:35

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2024-04-20 08:21:12

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The exact middle of the bell curve 😭

2024-04-20 07:29:29

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1/100,000 to usd 😭

2024-04-20 07:28:58

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Can you explain after the first sentence

2024-04-20 07:27:22

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PLEASE DO PRON VS EVERYTHING ELSE 😂 just to see

2024-04-20 07:25:08

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While it’s fun to believe this let me raise a key point.
Money is for transactions
It’s only as strong as the efforts of the people willing to accept it.
You can call it money but it’s not really “money” unless there’s other parties to accept. Even in ElSal most won’t accept btc and usd is king.
Still agree with you tho 😂

2024-04-20 07:20:00

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Appreciate the conversation! 🤙
Even if you don’t live in ElSal, the same would apply to basically entire continents. It makes bitcoin impossible for ~98% of the world.
Very selfish shitcoinery going on rn

2024-04-20 07:05:47

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Personally I don’t have a problem with cash app holding anything under 500k sats. If they rug we have bigger problems than a few lost sats

2024-04-20 07:04:29

Imagine living in El Salvador buying some bitcoin yesterday or trying to spend it. Or receiving it for a service.
And now a single transaction cost more than your rent for the month.
That individual OR BUSINESS will basically never touch bitcoin again.
This shit is dumb as fuck, if you’re participating you deserve what you have coming! ($0)
I’ll go as far to say as I bet you’re a spoiled nerd, gets 0 pussy and is spending their Friday night going broke gambling on shit coins.
The average citizen of El Sal makes like $10-$25/DAY you fucking animals could go on vacation there for the same price of ONE TRANSACTION and actually support their initiatives with bitcoin. Instead you signal the opposite.

2024-04-20 07:03:40

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My bag in self custody but cash app btc for bank account replacement.

2024-04-20 06:48:10

Casey Radamore is the anti-Satoshi 💯

2024-04-20 06:28:30

Can someone fill me in on why the fees are so high? Tyia 😔

2024-04-20 03:32:20

Is the network getting spammed?

2024-04-19 10:01:31

Chivo ATM could work on the following
-chose your language (only Spanish rn)
-accept lightning
2 things that are simple and highly effective.
Waiting around the atm for 20 mins before you get cash is kinda sketch
Despite the hype ElSal feels very safe

2024-04-19 09:47:12

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Tomato tomato yk

2024-04-19 08:20:58

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Poor delivery

2024-04-19 08:13:16

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You mean death pledges ?

2024-04-19 07:54:50

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https://grammarist.com/proverb/the-apple-doesnt-fall-far-from-the-tree/