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Last Notes npub1rrl4jkcw3asrrc6qqwfknx5gllgwe9ltwje89djhkh78yeug34fq8tqt0w Alex P. 👹 @npub1m9h…7spx this is basically the story of Captain Kidd (whose life and death culturally turbocharged the age of piracy) in a nutshell npub1rrl4jkcw3asrrc6qqwfknx5gllgwe9ltwje89djhkh78yeug34fq8tqt0w Alex P. 👹 you can wear a mask sometimes, if you want you can keep one on you and put it on when you're like, "oh fuck, the next 20 minutes is gonna be 90% of my viral exposure for the week" certainly you can wear one when you're sick, or exposed to other people who are sick, or people who get sick easily npub1rrl4jkcw3asrrc6qqwfknx5gllgwe9ltwje89djhkh78yeug34fq8tqt0w Alex P. 👹 whenever one library wants an index as 'int' and another wants it as 'size_t' it feels like watching a couple fighting npub1rrl4jkcw3asrrc6qqwfknx5gllgwe9ltwje89djhkh78yeug34fq8tqt0w Alex P. 👹 people love to be like, "yeah but the cops prevent all kinds of bad stuff!" and then start listing the kinds of crimes that cops don't prevent or solve, except in so far as cops just look for "the kind of person who looks like they'd do that thing" (people at various intersections of poor, black, mentally ill, homeless, &c., picked out more-or-less randomly on the street) and harass the shit out of them constantly you can just say "but who will round up the homeless people!??" it's much clearer npub1rrl4jkcw3asrrc6qqwfknx5gllgwe9ltwje89djhkh78yeug34fq8tqt0w Alex P. 👹 a lot of people on here are fans of bepis.rs npub1rrl4jkcw3asrrc6qqwfknx5gllgwe9ltwje89djhkh78yeug34fq8tqt0w Alex P. 👹 modern programming is like, "if you're using bongo.rs to parse http headers, you will need to also install bepis to get buffered read support. but please note that bepis switched to using sasquatch for parallel tokenization as of version 0.0.67, so you will need the bongo-sasquatch extension crate as well." old-time programming is like, "i made a typo in this function in 1993. theo de raadt got so angry he punched a wall when he saw it. for ABI compatibility reasons, we shan't fix the typo." npub1rrl4jkcw3asrrc6qqwfknx5gllgwe9ltwje89djhkh78yeug34fq8tqt0w Alex P. 👹 every single under-30 person i work with thinks the cybertruck is the official car of divorce the brand is so cooked, man npub1rrl4jkcw3asrrc6qqwfknx5gllgwe9ltwje89djhkh78yeug34fq8tqt0w Alex P. 👹 i'm not an anarchist as a matter of principle or identity i just see a bunch of fucked-up shit in the world, and when i drill down to why it's happening, the mere act of even asking the questions basically leaves "anarchist" as the only viable label for my questioning npub1rrl4jkcw3asrrc6qqwfknx5gllgwe9ltwje89djhkh78yeug34fq8tqt0w Alex P. 👹 in retrospect, i feel like the constant bashing of "postmodernism" in the 1980s and 1990s was very much about fascists trying to make it harder to identify and discuss fascism npub1rrl4jkcw3asrrc6qqwfknx5gllgwe9ltwje89djhkh78yeug34fq8tqt0w Alex P. 👹 strip away the "AI" branding and the new google thing is "we take search results and decontextualize them by putting them in an unsourced blob of text" turns out that's worse than being sent to a website where you can see the context of the original thing (a joke site, an SEO spam blog, some reddit guy, &c.) npub1rrl4jkcw3asrrc6qqwfknx5gllgwe9ltwje89djhkh78yeug34fq8tqt0w Alex P. 👹 hey folks! i got a slightly weird request for an artist my wife has a t-shirt idea she'd really like to see on herself, and also out in the world (it's about White Gladis the hero orca) i'm looking for someone who already sells their own artwork on t-shirts to: 1. take our money for an art commission (we will pay you to make art) 2. host the finalized thing on your storefront so other people who like it can buy it (other people will also pay you, hopefully, for the cool art) DM me on here npub1rrl4jkcw3asrrc6qqwfknx5gllgwe9ltwje89djhkh78yeug34fq8tqt0w Alex P. 👹 @npub1m9h…7spx as well you should that is clearly a Boys Chat situation npub1rrl4jkcw3asrrc6qqwfknx5gllgwe9ltwje89djhkh78yeug34fq8tqt0w Alex P. 👹 none of the shitlibs who are mad at leftie college kids have updated any of their rhetoric or mental models since 2016, so you just get a lot of monologuing about how kids are "entitled" as if america's client state perpetrating genocide is the same thing as your college loans npub1rrl4jkcw3asrrc6qqwfknx5gllgwe9ltwje89djhkh78yeug34fq8tqt0w Alex P. 👹 "beanstalk hot bant" nonono your deck should be called "forth beanlingas" npub1rrl4jkcw3asrrc6qqwfknx5gllgwe9ltwje89djhkh78yeug34fq8tqt0w Alex P. 👹 containers are such giving garbage, and they play really poorly with the non-containerized portion of your system (this post brought to you by the containers-ate-my-entire-hard-drive-again gang) npub1rrl4jkcw3asrrc6qqwfknx5gllgwe9ltwje89djhkh78yeug34fq8tqt0w Alex P. 👹 what if we made a big angry mob and guillotined some billionaires, but, like, as a bit cops show up to stop the uprising and the executioner takes off his hood and it's just banksy, they can't arrest us if the executioner is banksy npub1rrl4jkcw3asrrc6qqwfknx5gllgwe9ltwje89djhkh78yeug34fq8tqt0w Alex P. 👹 after the eclipse, be sure to turn on CNN so you can get up-to-the-minute updates on which dynasties have lost the Mandate of Heaven npub1rrl4jkcw3asrrc6qqwfknx5gllgwe9ltwje89djhkh78yeug34fq8tqt0w Alex P. 👹 i bet you could destroy a cybertruck by peeing on it npub1rrl4jkcw3asrrc6qqwfknx5gllgwe9ltwje89djhkh78yeug34fq8tqt0w Alex P. 👹 @npub1m9h…7spx ok to post links to this in professional channels? npub1rrl4jkcw3asrrc6qqwfknx5gllgwe9ltwje89djhkh78yeug34fq8tqt0w Alex P. 👹 the sci-fi community is dedicated to publishing about one omelas riff a month, so here are some ideas to turbo-charge your sci-fi author career: • what if omelas but VR and actually *everyone* is living the shitty sad life outside the simulation (make this about social media dogpiling for bonus points) • utopia minus? no, utopia plus! if you replace the omelas child with elon musk then it's, like, the good utopia • "nobody asks whether the omelas child has bad vibes" • miscellaneous scolding npub1rrl4jkcw3asrrc6qqwfknx5gllgwe9ltwje89djhkh78yeug34fq8tqt0w Alex P. 👹 @npub17vj…g088 poor people die younger when you see social spending cuts imposed by 60- or 80- year-old politicians, that is a generation of the ruling class *killing their peers* below them on the social ladder npub1rrl4jkcw3asrrc6qqwfknx5gllgwe9ltwje89djhkh78yeug34fq8tqt0w Alex P. 👹 kinda weird that "big tech" refers to stuff like google — a company that basically only makes website, data centers and pocket computers — and not, like, siemens — a massive conglomerate churning out steam turbines, trains, HVAC systems, MRIs, factory machinery, whatever npub1rrl4jkcw3asrrc6qqwfknx5gllgwe9ltwje89djhkh78yeug34fq8tqt0w Alex P. 👹 my wife has the perfect addendum here: it's because they fundamentally see employees as a frustrating expense, and anything an employee does that's not making money for you in the most efficient and perfect way possible is tantamount to stealing whereas business owners very much still have a consumer-brain just like everyone else in society, so they're not nearly as critical of their shiny new toy that they just got npub1rrl4jkcw3asrrc6qqwfknx5gllgwe9ltwje89djhkh78yeug34fq8tqt0w Alex P. 👹 kinda weird how people will just attach chatgpt to customer service things and let it fuck around practically unmonitored while they watch their human employees like a hawk and fire them at the first sign of an oopsie npub1rrl4jkcw3asrrc6qqwfknx5gllgwe9ltwje89djhkh78yeug34fq8tqt0w Alex P. 👹 "how would i add healing potions to this game?" why would you want to. you are free. reject d&dism and embrace your freedom. npub1rrl4jkcw3asrrc6qqwfknx5gllgwe9ltwje89djhkh78yeug34fq8tqt0w Alex P. 👹 there's a squirrel on the front stoop and my wife is watching him waiting for him to turn so she can take a photo of his giant nutsack npub1rrl4jkcw3asrrc6qqwfknx5gllgwe9ltwje89djhkh78yeug34fq8tqt0w Alex P. 👹 imagine if we took the effort tech companies have dedicated to shoveling out AI-powered stuff and instead used all that money and human energy to make it so that the internet had more than five websites