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2025-03-18 15:33:32 GMT

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Would you say that you're no longer...
*puts on shades*
A rook-ie?
https://image.nostr.build/f7644404eef0017093f1fa74788383de5fefee6dfe99bf3e9a58a598ed1c0bb1.jpg

2025-03-17 23:26:32 GMT

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A relay list perhaps?

2025-03-15 03:41:39 GMT

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Strikes me as an attention-seeking pathological liar who tries to monetize his storytelling ability, preying on halfwits and the mentally ill. Serious Craig Wright vibes.

2025-03-15 03:36:55 GMT

Left the podcast queue on autoplay and ended up listening to the TFTC interview with Jack Kruse. What a psychopathic crank.

2025-03-14 03:33:43 GMT

I dont need no fancy social media. All I need is this ashtray, this paddle game, and this nostr #dungeonsynth group. That's it.

2025-03-13 02:00:31 GMT

Why is there no wallet emoji.
There 12 fucking train emojis.
There is no wallet emoji.

2025-03-12 04:21:32 GMT

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Try to pretend there are more important things.

2025-03-12 02:03:16 GMT

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Have you seen the cute little AI Ryzen rig that Framework is shipping?

2025-03-12 01:49:47 GMT

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Interested to see what you price out.

2025-03-12 00:47:22 GMT

"If you don't believe it or don't get it, I don't have the time to try to convince you, sorry."
#nevent1q…p7nr

2025-03-11 18:55:36 GMT

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Then again the hardware device can fail or the secure element can become obsolete and vulnerable to attacks.

2025-03-11 18:31:06 GMT

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It's okay IMO. I figured out the issue tho. It doesn't support the full range of QR Code formats

2025-03-11 18:29:37 GMT

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The Mk1 had... I dunno capacitive touch? It was awful. I had to find the right USB power source just to use it. Sometimes it would just glitch and stop responding and then suddenly go apeshit.

2025-03-11 18:26:14 GMT

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Honestly, buttons are pretty much the worst part of the ColdCard UX, ever since the Mk1 didn't even have any.

2025-03-11 18:25:02 GMT

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Entry of long 25th word passphrases springs to mind. I guess this thing is a password manager too maybe?

2025-03-11 18:22:43 GMT

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I hope you get some quality days with her, @nprofile…htgf.

2025-03-11 18:16:01 GMT

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There are risks. I don't put any significant funds behind them. Definitely know the environment you are recovering in.

2025-03-11 18:11:49 GMT

Okay so the Coldcard Q apparently doesn't read SeedQR Compact format.
Not a problem, all you have to do is
1. Build a SeedSigner
2. Scan Compact QR with SeedSigner
3. Export the seed in non-Compact format
4. Scan SeedSigner with ColdCard Q
or just stop at 1.
#nevent1q…n754

2025-03-11 18:07:55 GMT

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Ah ha! It doesn't read 21x21 compact format.

2025-03-11 18:01:08 GMT

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If I'm holding it wrong, how come it can read WIF format just fine.

2025-03-11 17:59:55 GMT

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Imma start calling him Coldamort

2025-03-11 17:57:57 GMT

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I thought it might be the way I was using the device, but It can scan WIF format just fine. Either the documentation is incorrect (Specifically says it can scan SeedQR and links to SeedSigner's docs) or the software is broken.

2025-03-11 17:45:51 GMT

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Ran the self-test and cancelled out when I couldn't find an NFC device to complete it. Screen repaint issue.

2025-03-11 17:45:12 GMT

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I'm aware.

2025-03-11 17:44:09 GMT

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I swear I'm not abusing it.

2025-03-11 17:43:34 GMT

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At least it's not coming out their butt

2025-03-11 17:40:17 GMT

😆
https://image.nostr.build/da3454b95dbd9371c10d49020e46ec6d6f6ab16932bd3c28da8cabb796c8c517.jpg
#nevent1q…n754

2025-03-11 17:29:55 GMT

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It would be pretty audacious to take my money, deliver me a broken speak n spell, and then go on the attack.

2025-03-11 17:15:20 GMT

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Reportid
https://image.nostr.build/ca46216b219baff6ee7f42c8ffb51ca1b43399b57fc0d2ef8a7aaf7a7173caf6.jpg

2025-03-11 17:08:18 GMT

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Breddy cool I built a signing device better than Novak.

2025-03-11 17:06:02 GMT

My comprehensive COLDCARD Q Review:
3 times as expensive as building a SeedSigner, and it can't scan SeedQRs that my SeedSigner can scan.

2025-03-11 03:55:25 GMT

The right taking over the memeing of JD Vance is like watching trans men dominating women's sports.

2025-03-11 02:27:23 GMT

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Its a conference call where all technical stakeholders ensure the release of a new piece of software into production goes smoothly.

2025-03-11 02:14:24 GMT

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LOL no the t-shirt lady. Did she wear her mathlete medals too?

2025-03-11 02:09:15 GMT

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What a fucking nerd.

2025-03-11 02:06:46 GMT

I have been on a deployment t bridge for 2 fucking hours.
I have to quit this job.

2025-03-11 02:05:37 GMT

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https://nostr.download/a9105858e41a2394408aea812243d6886fc4ed06345faa4410c7d877f5ddfe49.jpeg

2025-03-11 01:58:11 GMT

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Unfortunately "crypto" is just a bunch of casino chips. Nobody uses it to buy things.

2025-03-11 00:51:36 GMT

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Holy shirt!

2025-03-10 22:38:39 GMT

Walking along the lake last night at sunset, a jogger with headphones on was loudly belting out what I can only assume was her self-care pop song playlist. It was super off-key. I aspire to that level of DGAF.

2025-03-10 20:27:17 GMT

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I will never write a working jest mock for a global or an entire module on first try.
But that's fine, because neither can AI.

2025-03-10 16:16:25 GMT

Henlo Twitter fugees 👋

2025-03-10 16:14:39 GMT

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https://nostr.download/e1026fabbfa4d98e817db7ae9555ec5e5804ca77f9ea4ebcd40999ff1dbf3d7e.jpeg

2025-03-10 13:11:02 GMT

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$7.6 trillion, to be more precise.

2025-03-10 04:49:22 GMT

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I don't judge. I stock the cabinet with Kirkland wine.

2025-03-10 04:44:25 GMT

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Mmm American char

2025-03-10 04:06:56 GMT

CNN and Twitter are an intersection at which I have less than zero fucks to give. I am now owed fucks.

2025-03-10 04:03:44 GMT

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The rate at which they repeat the same knuckleheaded ideas leads me to believe BlueSky is either universally retarded or a propaganda testnet.

2025-03-10 03:58:57 GMT

Patched drywall. Assembled a work working bench. Walked around a lake with a mountain sunset for a backdrop. Annihilated a couple quality beers. Why do weekends feel more productive than the workweek?

2025-03-10 03:38:02 GMT

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Ass, apparently

2025-03-09 20:26:24 GMT

I DID IT
https://nostr.download/fcd4af701112e497422187cc61fb3d66a67670a720481a62361b61d2e5c12432.jpeg
#nevent1q…kduy

2025-03-09 20:18:53 GMT

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I feel attacked

2025-03-09 16:47:19 GMT

Bitcoiners think the hardest thing to do is HODL.
That's only the case for, like, the first 10 years.
After that, it's like "LOL yeah you're right. I literally do nothing. Why don't you cry about it?"

2025-03-09 16:00:45 GMT

Bluesky's opinion about Bitcoin has ossified into a conspiracy that Trump is intentionally crashing the economy. All these takes are from the past HOUR https://image.nostr.build/26c3745677373f809e8b27a25ec335e9165c6b65f7a98fb6b406b3124b25e09e.jpg https://image.nostr.build/f252043b7930a7e1b0aa5b9a1896f96f4cb98ae3869c6111af121647a8e9f9b9.jpg https://image.nostr.build/40a51c48167032730285d916600ca0c93291ee71962ba85c78bede1c53738d59.jpg https://image.nostr.build/da86ff066db5083e67721f3c8cda3fa40a48701cd15b5a9a905c4218a9dc6b6a.jpg https://image.nostr.build/d9df2803aa0a3a18d0970ff89282f1ee9009bd0c5797a4fcfe900f2a7a50aa20.jpg https://image.nostr.build/abb471fd7656121c10d19188050e37ec400671f8091c3da2e5d0afa7a3647406.jpg https://image.nostr.build/fab1a84f85a6aab4caaee69e8d7d05024c0bee99063bc0356e0b49db2091db1a.jpg

2025-03-09 15:40:17 GMT

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LOL DO IT FRITZ

2025-03-09 12:02:23 GMT

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Like trying to wake up a senile chihuahua.

2025-03-09 11:58:47 GMT

"The trapped people, some of whom are highly educated and fluent in English, were initially lured to Thailand with promises of lucrative office jobs, only to find themselves locked in buildings where they describe being forced to sit at computers up to 16 hours a day running scams. Refusing to work could bring beatings, starvation and electric shocks."
#nevent1q…tzm3
"Most are being held either in army camps controlled by the Kayin Border Guard Force, or repurposed scam compounds, where many have been since early February.
For weeks, men and women have shared unsanitary conditions, sleeping on the floor and eating what their captors provide. At one point, the Border Guard Force said that over 7,000 people were crammed into these facilities, as China began busing citizens across the border for flights."

2025-03-09 11:47:18 GMT

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I knew the dog had died; didn't know details. I really hope the reason the other two didn't starve was b/c they had autonomous access to food, and not something sadder, like Gene still having presence of mind to feed them while he struggled to address the tragedy.

2025-03-09 11:41:34 GMT

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This is why I can't wait for in-home robotic assistants.
I would much rather die fighting a robot, addled by dementia, thinking I was in the butlerian jihad.

2025-03-09 11:33:59 GMT

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Wife died of hantavirus several days before him.
He had Alzheimer's.
So, she dies and then he's in this Alzheimer's doom loop, unable to assess the situation or get help and ultimately dies from probably advanced heart disease, malnutrition, unregulated medication schedule...who knows.

2025-03-09 11:28:40 GMT

Gene Hackman and his wife's death ... what an absolute nightmare. Stephen King level stuff.

2025-03-09 06:04:41 GMT

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Apparently the Friday dump is due to their Chief Accountant dumping almost $2m (like 20%) of her shares.

2025-03-09 05:53:55 GMT

What a time to be alive. It's like Christmas morning every day.
https://image.nostr.build/20d0846e57a1664195adb419c15a1c6b9998db8af3d5bdd2059b8327924299bc.jpg

2025-03-09 05:18:13 GMT

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Oh yeah I've YouTubed this to death for an hour.
Which is practically like doing it, right?
This BTW is a 1.5ft hole I punched in my back garage wall by failing to stop my car before I rammed a heavy duty plastic bin into it.

2025-03-09 04:37:44 GMT

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The Ryzen AI stuff is intriguing, but I think I need a platform that can support more memory.

2025-03-09 04:25:32 GMT

I'm kind of a useless dipshit when it comes to home repair. Tomorrow I try to repair drywall for the first time.

2025-03-09 04:19:20 GMT

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Zeus is weird. I tried to zap you back 2x21 SATs, but it cannot find a route at the moment

2025-03-09 02:22:35 GMT

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REMOVE THE EYES

2025-03-09 02:19:37 GMT

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Shower girl dominating the timeline comes to mind

2025-03-09 01:39:45 GMT

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Yeah the Ryzen AI's only support up to 128GB LPDDR5 I think.

2025-03-08 22:39:53 GMT

Build or buy? Yea or nay:
https://image.nostr.build/aca2585983d7d2e0864458ecd278177b8f8af078b0385b0a2d906e9231fd79bb.jpg

2025-03-08 19:41:06 GMT

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After all the required regulatory addons (e.g. backup cameras, TPMS, seatbelt reminders, automatic e-braking), I wonder if these would end up more like $18-$20k

2025-03-08 19:25:49 GMT

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Bruh I think I did something wrong https://image.nostr.build/2cdad786153dfcee4bcbac819a33a999227d2eaa5f82208f3725412d04f2c6c3.jpg

2025-03-08 19:20:34 GMT

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Wants to be as private as possible about their business.
"hey eVEryBoDy i use mOnzeRO!!!"

2025-03-08 19:17:20 GMT

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Stateless Jade is the wtg if you can't build a SeedSigner

2025-03-08 17:09:27 GMT

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But why go to the lengths to say "off air"? I mean, how differently is "on-air" harassment approached?

2025-03-08 17:06:28 GMT

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"Off-air sexual harassment"
Why is there a distinction. WHY

2025-03-08 16:44:16 GMT

Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it was. 🥲
https://youtu.be/0FJoAmrR_-4
#nevent1q…qsh9

2025-03-08 14:53:25 GMT

I used to think shitcoins just attracted particularly stupid, greedy gambling degenerates and that we would eventually burn through them all quickly.
Turns out the world is a shitcoin.
https://nostr.download/816fc8555549cf1edc62728996ce71500e9def0b65f3625bdf765aac605ddb32.webp

2025-03-08 10:21:36 GMT

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FAFO

2025-03-08 04:49:29 GMT

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They're calling their moms today

2025-03-08 04:42:45 GMT

The silence of the XRP army on Twitter is so deafening, you can hear it from nostr.

2025-03-08 03:23:49 GMT

People that constantly bring up where they came from and how far they've come still haven't gotten over the fact that God hates them. It's cool bro. God hates me too. I just don't make it my personality.

2025-03-08 03:09:18 GMT

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Apparently it's a block. What'd I miss.

2025-03-08 03:06:28 GMT

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Animal Crossing for redditors

2025-03-08 02:32:31 GMT

It's like the opposite of real life, where assholes appear exactly at the wrong moment.
#nevent1q…mf9f

2025-03-07 21:29:07 GMT

Welcome to the White House. We will begin jerking off President Trump shortly. Please line up in order of net worth.
#nevent1q…k8z9

2025-03-07 18:23:15 GMT

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These guys did the Scott Pilgrim game soundtrack. Good stuff.

2025-03-07 17:43:40 GMT

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Added bonus: Does not grow size of government. Does not service debt incurred for ongoing international belligerence nor domestic cockknockery.

2025-03-07 17:07:19 GMT

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Your terms are acceptable.

2025-03-07 16:43:53 GMT

Bro you have to understand the magnitude and precedent of the SBR. Please bro, just understand. The magnitude bro. The precedent bro, please.

2025-03-07 15:33:38 GMT

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Villain arc initiated

2025-03-07 15:20:35 GMT

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Ammo and a list of neighbors who do not say GM back.

2025-03-07 15:18:03 GMT

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This is so cringe my outie just became an innie.

2025-03-07 15:17:13 GMT

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2025-03-07 04:20:19 GMT

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It starts as a mindset, and then comes the midlife apathy. You get tired of watching the same ideas turn into the same mistakes. You start pounding the table about maintainability and just want them to stop bloating the dependency tree on frivolous shit, like saving a few keystrokes per test.
You wish you would have taken some hobbies more seriously, but you realize mastery would be impossible, given how much otherwise spare time was spent working.

2025-03-07 04:05:14 GMT

I don't think I like being a software engineer anymore.
Watching people of a different generation getting excited about a "problem space" as boring as market analysis, SEO, or CRM...
Watching them use AI to whip out code in a fifth of the time it would have taken them to hand code it, yet soaking in the same amount of dopamine...
Watching them enthusiastically spend their evenings busting their ass to hit code complete...
It's so tiresome. I can't pretend to care.

2025-03-07 02:42:39 GMT

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LOL. Bet they are really proud of their super legal "not for criminals" shitcoin now.

2025-03-07 02:32:01 GMT

Wait. Does the government even have any seized XRP? LOL.
#nevent1q…wjcd

2025-03-07 02:28:20 GMT

Now that the government is an XRP holder, I take them even less seriously. Capital gains? Fuck you, shitcoiners. 3.4oz's of shampoo? Fight me, XRPtard.