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2024-08-27 03:50:14

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He's still a spiritual nigger

2024-08-24 05:07:35

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I really want a cigarette now....but I must resist.

2024-08-14 03:51:43

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Well, I'm glad you're happy friend.

2024-08-13 04:38:42

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I'm surprised there isn't more talk about competitive shooting in the fediverse.

2024-08-11 06:00:19

If you're going to be stupid and get shitfaced.
Take a bit of advice from a professional.
Drinking a minimum of a bottle of water before you pass out/ go to bed.

2024-08-09 14:14:36

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What the fuck is a hypermarket?

2024-08-03 00:33:24

It's a bit warm in here....
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2024-08-02 04:19:41

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How do you keep them from melting?

2024-08-02 04:13:57

I cook my steaks over the oiliest of pallet wood.
I know what I'm doing.

2024-08-02 03:40:14

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Got daYUM!
Can you afford $300 in door dash everyday?

2024-07-31 18:12:17

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Is there a tunnel underneath so I look up pretty girls sundresses?

2024-07-31 12:42:37

GM
https://i.poastcdn.org/2fbf3186aa9a3eb93c085b619638c4ff2a2412f2c5cf129fa7234b5431f0c8fc.mp4

2024-07-29 21:52:15

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Too many tourists.
Send my ass to Pearl City. I need the low grade threat of being stabbed to feel alive.

2024-07-29 16:42:47

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How do I find that on ios?

2024-07-29 16:41:38

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I can't see what's going on. Even if I download to my device.
I WANT TO LAUGH AT THE RETARDS TOO!!

2024-07-27 04:57:20

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That's a perky gunt.
Didn't think that was possible

2024-07-25 13:30:16

I need ideas for what to grow in my backyard.
Needs to thrive in heavy shade or indirect sunlight.
I got big fucking trees that prevent grass from growing well and I don't want giant dirt patches

2024-07-24 20:13:07

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Imagine the smell

2024-07-24 18:14:15

'bout 2 get tha dawg n me.
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2024-07-24 13:33:26

The black Hebrew isrealites trolled a jew so hard it committed a crime and got arrested. Much kvetching
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2024-07-10 23:39:52

Jesus fucking Christ!
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2024-07-10 23:31:41

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I'm not a foot fag but I'd rather get pics of girls feet than scores from a sports game

2024-07-10 13:28:04

You guys can keep your vtubers and egirls.
None of them can hang with Denise Richards

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2024-07-09 13:08:13

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Would.
His granny loves him very much.

2024-07-09 04:21:25

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I'm glad I didn't have to tag hump in this one.
I can keep scrolling and forget I ever saw it.

2024-07-06 22:13:16

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Isn't that one in the middle a little underdressed?
Maybe put something a little more conservative on when your in a palace or wherever they are.

2024-07-04 13:19:28

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Crazy how nature do dat

2024-07-03 14:25:51

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If its the greases I think your talking avoid, they break each other down and then you'll have no greases at all

2024-07-02 14:37:00

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2024-07-02 14:07:38

NICE!!
Stand by for kvetching and retarded nigger talking heads complaining about white supremacy
https://i.poastcdn.org/be1dc73827bfacb5455dc4cd1e570a562a428e11c53fa7e6278c1f7c4f08ee92.mp4

2024-07-01 20:40:35

https://i.poastcdn.org/daf16d1af43d5fbc3625a986aabe33dc6f8184ecebe705ecd892ae1971a783ac.jpg

2024-07-01 04:41:37

youtube.com/watch?v=XmmHoam7y5U

2024-06-29 18:05:22

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2024-06-29 07:00:06

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True, but you were also born with the correct amount of chromosomes

2024-06-29 06:47:24

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This dude had an excuse. He was born like this

2024-06-29 06:16:57

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I just want me friends to be happy.
If he wants fat bitches, then I'll do what I have to.

2024-06-29 00:34:15

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I used to actually do that when I worked in the Everglades. It was exhilarating showing your taint to Jesus.

2024-06-29 00:07:30

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Do I need to get you a UV light so you can sun your balls in the comfort of your own living room?

2024-06-29 00:00:27

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My nigga, why is your house perpetually dark?

2024-06-28 23:58:47

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Gator tastes like a chicken breast that you dropped in the mud and did a half asses job of washing off.
You meant to give it to Bob your super annoying but well intentioned neighbor but you got it mixed up so now you have to act like its wonderful

2024-06-28 19:25:34

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How are you so weak you can't even tear the elastic of your underwear to save your own miserable life?

2024-06-28 19:18:35

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FR?

2024-06-28 19:17:35

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What the fuck?
Well, now that I thibk of it. It's not out of the realm of possibilities.
Jews fuck gentile children without a second thought yet call us goyim/cattle.

2024-06-28 18:37:50

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Even bolo ties?
https://i.poastcdn.org/b36e472b75c204becc9b4a5124d0c6fe706f9cb716cbac58369f546274be7221.jpeg

2024-06-28 17:34:16

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God damn, is that supposed to be in an plane?

2024-06-28 17:27:33

God damn nigger....
FISCAL =/= PHYSICAL

2024-06-28 17:19:50

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#8 grinds my gears especially.
What a inefficient use of space.

2024-06-28 14:26:45

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Brassfacts is a fucking goober

2024-06-27 21:55:33

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The Hudson is back? I hope they have better luck

2024-06-27 19:07:02

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I think I'll play with my kitty instead.

2024-06-27 19:04:58

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Hell fucking no. I wouldn't be able to make it to the first commercial break before I lose my shit at those lying fucktards

2024-06-27 16:43:56

https://i.poastcdn.org/861b887396d81ec8c8d77ce414e89252ab1baa6c4f8874b422c2763875e1d547.mp4

2024-06-27 12:40:23

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2024-06-26 19:13:42

https://i.poastcdn.org/f818f357e17202272a21f0c7adfaed26046c82d1285a71e315164467abe2c5c8.mp4

2024-06-26 18:43:08

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Bees too Don't forget about the bees

2024-06-26 14:53:10

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Show the price

2024-06-26 13:22:57

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But, I dont have any bubblegum or lighters.
I'm old enough to remember when they were on TV as a first run series.

2024-06-26 13:20:47

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That was definitely my first impression as well.

2024-06-26 13:14:02

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Wire

2024-06-26 04:55:10

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Would, would, would and would

2024-06-26 03:58:10

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How do they know who to grab? Just any MAM?

2024-06-26 03:57:21

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How can you not?

2024-06-26 03:55:48

Lol! He was probably going to fuck his mom afterwards!
https://i.poastcdn.org/243344cb959778f33b3b288583fbeebace53f97bb871988e0a8333dd9298b1ac.jpg

2024-06-26 03:53:33

I didn't think this would be that serious of an issue but I can see the market providing.
rei.com/product/138575/metolius-upshot-belay-glasses?color=BLUE

2024-06-26 03:43:10

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Who has the same stick of butter last weeks?

2024-06-26 03:17:30

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I don't know why this is so fucking controversial for some people.

2024-06-25 22:57:17

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What the fuck?

2024-06-25 20:25:50

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My buddy had twins 3 weeks ago that I had no idea were even baking

2024-06-24 22:29:57

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I thank you. I'm getting x rayed so my shitposting is on hold

2024-06-24 19:43:13

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Don you think elftummy found a gf there?

2024-06-24 19:36:21

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I dont thank my wife would be to happy with me if I did that

2024-06-24 15:27:25

You can't talk to ME like that. I graduated from Full Sail university. I am a member of a 6 person polycule and am mistransition.
Fuck you bigot

2024-06-24 14:22:29

Funny how missing 1 day of work takes an entire week to catch up

2024-06-24 14:05:24

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Holy fuck. Absolutely not

2024-06-24 12:53:59

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Do you want to be raped by a beautiful woman?

2024-06-24 06:03:36

Homie paid good money for those earbuds and is going to get every bit of value from them
#note16fh…khuf

2024-06-24 05:02:25

Farting yourself awake on the airplane nationalism

2024-06-24 04:17:55

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Colicky babu wave tunes

2024-06-24 01:27:29

Neat!
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2024-06-24 01:07:43

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Maybe? My Delta crew looks like an average of a 34 inch waist.
Unfortunately it's a Boeing so I guess they want to leave a pretty corpse.

2024-06-23 22:29:56

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I'm not wrong. Your just retarded and have no sense of humor.
It would still be funny if it was drawn as a guy savannah cat.
Lighten up nigger.

2024-06-23 22:26:13

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Fuck you. It's funny.

2024-06-23 16:10:03

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How about you faggots master indoor plumbing first

2024-06-22 21:59:51

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NICE! Can I get those delivered?

2024-06-22 21:53:01

They got the nasty part right...
https://i.poastcdn.org/d8e5a2dd278a20b3324b9b9efc7aa779e3113913b5a1fe21cf5a8ca8ecb50dd1.jpg

2024-06-22 19:23:19

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2024-06-21 20:18:00

I think its hilarious they have a nig shilling for a credit monitoring company

2024-06-21 18:12:14

ndtv.com/india-news/up-mans-genitals-removed-sex-change-surgery-done-while-he-was-sleeping-5929531

2024-06-21 16:54:40

We need to close down Montana until we figure out what's going on.
That's classic mustang pulling a home made box trailer with racing slicks?
https://i.poastcdn.org/30ae19ca6eca5bcfd4d35b6f088f06aad0ded8f35906b24b0474cca1b47cd054.jpg

2024-06-21 13:20:51

I got a question for the big titty girls.
So, when you're wearing a swimsuit or bikini, does the underboob area get uncomfortable when it's warm? I'd imagine it's like sleeping on a leather couch.
Do you take that into account when purchasing swimwear?

2024-06-21 12:51:19

A lot of you fuckers dont know about the biker mice from Mars and it fucking shows

2024-06-21 12:25:49

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Tumtums

2024-06-21 01:16:19

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Fuck you PETA niggers. I'm going to drink a gallon tomorrow just to spite you

2024-06-21 00:07:10

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It's even worse than that friend.
You can be liable for child support payments even if the kid isn't yours. Happens rarely but it's a real possibility

2024-06-20 22:29:14

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Whats the opposite of Godspeed?

2024-06-20 22:27:38

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Just use AI to find it

2024-06-20 22:26:58

Replace it with pilot hole?
https://i.poastcdn.org/a41a5837ee8ea3ff8a1c2a91213c29b5170e34bbf84e3658a059db5c933770f2.jpg

2024-06-20 21:50:13

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2024-06-20 21:49:05

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God damn o hope o get something better than a coors

2024-06-20 19:22:26

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There's a "social district" movement I've noticed that pushing for more lax open container rules in local areas. My town has one.
You're only allowed on weekends and on a very specific location. Ours is just over a single city block. And you have to buy the special cup/glass.