Jonny's kitchen floor spit:White_powers:

Proud White man
Father
Husband
Possibly retarded(unconfirmed)
Here to laugh with frens because the world is trash
#tolerablecrew

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2024-07-15 23:14:17

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I know very little about him. Little Marco lol

2024-07-15 17:23:42

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They really missed an opportunity for a photo op by having Kevin Costner carry him to his car.
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2024-07-15 17:21:00

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Too weak to pull in down. Checks out

2024-07-15 13:44:42

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Escaping without waking a child is tough

2024-07-15 07:06:38

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I let the dog smell them instead. He licked them. Could mean anything

2024-07-14 15:29:52

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Imagine trying to convince an actual alien that the Earth is flat

2024-07-14 15:24:53

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After months of her pestering me about it I sent her gps coordinates. It was a sandbar off the coast of New Jersey they use to dump garbage. Told her I got a good price on it

2024-07-14 15:06:15

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She is going to take off her wig and hoop earrings to fight you

2024-07-14 15:00:17

Mornin brothers and sisters. Coffee is desperately needed

2024-07-14 08:14:16

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He is a New York billionaire that was a Democrat his whole life. He only ran the first time because Obama cracked a joke at his expense. Unfortunately he is the best option we currently have

2024-07-14 04:02:52

New NCD merch dropping soon @npub13v6…hy07
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2024-07-14 03:37:12

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2024-07-14 03:22:26

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Where did you see this? I just saw that he just left the hospital

2024-07-14 00:35:37

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2024-07-13 15:46:28

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The last time I shaved off my beard she literally gagged when I walked out of the bathroom. Never again

2024-07-13 15:40:34

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Never

2024-07-13 15:34:30

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Update: I was immediately caught. Cookie crumbs in my beard

2024-07-13 15:24:50

Being an adult is eating 2 cookies for breakfast because you can. Being a husband is eating them in the garage so the wife doesn't find out

2024-07-13 05:47:44

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That factory smoke is important

2024-07-12 15:12:16

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It's very shiny and reflective

2024-07-12 15:04:26

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Plain Jane galvanized steel.

2024-07-12 13:24:17

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I don't like how true this is

2024-07-12 13:15:13

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I'm probably building on a deck today myself. Haven't decided whether to do that or get the shower ready to be tiled today. I guess I will stare at both and see what I have the energy for when I get there

2024-07-12 13:08:41

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Pretty fair. Having coffee before I get dressed to go work on a remodel job. You getting a plane today?

2024-07-12 13:02:31

Mornin fuckers

2024-07-11 06:28:57

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Good Lord

2024-07-10 03:06:58

You are officially on notice @npub1xkc…ayvh and @npub1552…ef49
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2024-07-09 19:27:20

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Edited special for KiKi
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2024-07-08 21:09:25

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Yellow trucking in DFW was hiring niggers trained on simulators. Apparently all they had to do to pass the test for them was park at a dock in an empty lot in real life. Made me avoid those trucks at all cost

2024-07-07 13:07:12

Mornin y'all

2024-07-06 01:46:20

Laura Loomer is reporting on Twitter that Biden is having a medical emergency on Air Force 1 right now

2024-07-03 17:47:40

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Has anyone tried using a lot of Duck Tape™ to hold it together? Why do rednecks always have to solve the world's problems? It's tiring

2024-07-03 16:25:18

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2024-07-03 03:45:27

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In this economy about $800 in change

2024-07-02 23:22:40

@npub19xx…mk07 you may have to put him down 🤣

2024-07-02 23:15:06

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Kekbot getting raw dogged

2024-07-02 15:43:38

There are only two things that I can't stand in this world: People who are intolerant of other people's cultures, and the French.

2024-07-01 02:59:48

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Can we go to war with France now? I have been longing for this day

2024-06-30 20:15:56

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KJV: Cushite

2024-06-30 20:07:47

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That is why a new shelf is needed duh

2024-06-30 19:47:20

I need to make some more shelving.
Don't wanna.
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2024-06-30 14:47:26

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It's crazy out here in the wilderness

2024-06-30 14:34:36

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2024-06-30 14:25:43

Mornin folks

2024-06-28 19:37:13

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Remember during that campaign when John Kasich was like, "I was the Governor of Ohio for 8 years and gained a budget surplus, and served as a congressman for 20 years. I think I'm qualified." And everyone on the stage said, "shut your bitch ass up down there John"?

2024-06-28 19:32:06

Reaching unheard of levels of based
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2024-06-28 19:28:47

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I kind of hope Trump picks Vivitek Ramsalami just to hear him wipe the floor with her during a debate. She may be dumber than Joe

2024-06-28 19:25:34

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Could feed the whole maternity ward

2024-06-27 20:06:56

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A lot of work goes into it that the customer will never know about unless it isn't done correctly and it leaks or holds water

2024-06-27 19:51:53

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Makes some things easier for sure. I had to dig down 16" to reroute the floor drain to a proper location. The old tub drain wasn't even connected. Just draining under the slab 🤦🏼‍♂️

2024-06-27 04:35:45

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Indiana Jones and the temple of poon

2024-06-27 04:33:34

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Harry Potter and the whore of destiny

2024-06-27 04:31:34

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Mjöldik. Only the righteous can lift it

2024-06-27 04:26:58

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Ol lead dick

2024-06-27 04:05:50

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Terrible things Aly... terrible things

2024-06-26 15:26:59

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My son has a black cat. She is tiny and stays hidden most of the time wherever he goes in the house. She only listens to him, so if we need her for something he has to coax her out of the shadows

2024-06-26 14:09:33

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We just leave food out. He obviously gets 1st and 2nd dibs

2024-06-26 13:58:43

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Rabbit feet are his only defense against this attack

2024-06-26 13:47:53

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It was a total code red defcat 1 this morning at my house. The food bowls were under 1/2 full. Certain death was imminent, and they all let me know. The fat one bit me

2024-06-25 20:50:20

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Aww you guys... 🥹

2024-06-25 17:40:05

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If you have functioning hands I can talk you through it.

2024-06-25 17:26:14

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You can do it pretty economically if you do the work yourself. Don't tell the people I'm charging to do it

2024-06-25 17:20:07

When the homeowner asks how you can even remove that fiberglass shower/tub 😏
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2024-06-25 16:14:38

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I have been away from my wife for 2 days in the last 12 years. It would drive me nuts for any extended period

2024-06-25 15:42:09

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You poor women are just so lost without us. It's sad to witness

2024-06-25 15:17:23

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Finally making food?

2024-06-25 00:36:01

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He should've known your encouragement was fake

2024-06-25 00:16:26

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Tell him the boys in his crew said he shouldn't leave you anymore

2024-06-25 00:06:07

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Mfw the sammich maker needs a sammich

2024-06-25 00:04:55

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I'm happy with my choice

2024-06-24 23:51:43

asked the wife for a sammich. She presents me with this beauty
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2024-06-24 18:09:50

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Very small chance of wane according to the forecast

2024-06-24 13:09:13

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And what "state" do you live in that is better?

2024-06-24 12:50:52

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Mornin Brother Bowsac

2024-06-24 12:48:22

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Pretty mild here for late June in Texas
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2024-06-24 02:53:49

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I think maybe she is.

2024-06-24 02:52:14

I tried quoasting something once and it worked
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2024-06-23 23:02:08

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Just wash them with this first. You wypipo is somethin else
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2024-06-23 15:02:16

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You growing in containers or in the ground?

2024-06-23 14:58:03

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We learn something new every season, and the garden grows a little bigger each year. This year is 6 25ft rows. Extending to 40 or 50ft next year

2024-06-23 14:49:01

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About the age the Mrs and I started gardening. Great stress reliever I should've started years earlier

2024-06-23 14:41:43

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Texas stay winning cuh

2024-06-23 13:35:06

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There are a lot of things about "Nikki" that God didn't bless

2024-06-23 13:17:41

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What did I do this time? 😆

2024-06-23 01:56:43

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Would you settle for another one from A Perfect Circle?

2024-06-23 01:55:19

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Same. Now I shall listen to Schism and forty six and 2

2024-06-23 01:52:51

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Took got a new album?

2024-06-23 01:51:02

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In Virginia they asked me if I wanted pickles and hot sauce on my pulled pork sandwich. I should've just left

2024-06-22 17:32:13

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Yeah they do that
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2024-06-22 17:26:02

Chiggun thnacks
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2024-06-22 17:10:04

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Schmear. Big dollup of cream cheese

2024-06-22 17:09:24

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Did you add a schmear?

2024-06-22 14:33:35

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For her birthday last year I booked us a room at the horseshoe for a night of fun and gambling. She was mad for like half of the road trip

2024-06-22 14:26:33

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She isn't the biggest fan of surprises lol

2024-06-22 14:22:58

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Trying to convince the wife we need more chicks. She is scared of our chigguns, and they just want to be her friend. She brings them snacks, so they associate her with the tasty treats. When I let them out they follow her around and it really gets her anxiety going lol

2024-06-22 14:18:57

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Those your chigguns? 🐓 😍

2024-06-22 13:46:34

Mornin y'all. You ever just admire your wife's beauty in the morning until she wakes up like, "what the fuck are you staring at asshole?" #blessed

2024-06-22 03:46:31

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Tyler out here checking the temp on that thang from a distance

2024-06-22 03:32:33

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Try to take her temp the baby way? 🤣

2024-06-22 03:28:40

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Trust me