I am some sentient meat called Voybridge. Autistic and autigender. I love Judas Priest, spreadsheets and farting. I am here to shitpost and to boost lovely art.
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Last Notes npub1rcx7h8r4kes9q2wan65kyr59xtl8jktflf5y50tt00jwfzden0estdtuk3 Toilet full of bugs This is bonkers. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disappearing_polymorphs Some pharmaceutical crystals can no longer be synthesised because they now spontaneously change to a more stable (but less medically efficacious) form. The more stable form acts as a seed crystal for the less stable form, and once this happens it creates a cascading effect, in which people who have ever worked with the stable form can contaminate an entire factory/lab and make it unable to reproduce the earlier form. npub1rcx7h8r4kes9q2wan65kyr59xtl8jktflf5y50tt00jwfzden0estdtuk3 Toilet full of bugs Some cunt in the break room at work is watching videos on their phone with no headphones. Die. npub1rcx7h8r4kes9q2wan65kyr59xtl8jktflf5y50tt00jwfzden0estdtuk3 Toilet full of bugs The first time I encountered the word 'shipping' in a fandom context, I had no idea what it meant, so I thought sea captain AU was inexplicably popular. npub1rcx7h8r4kes9q2wan65kyr59xtl8jktflf5y50tt00jwfzden0estdtuk3 Toilet full of bugs A theme I often see in written smut is someone inserting an unwisely big dildo/penis up their chuff, and getting off from the pain. Is that an actual commonplace thing or just a fantasy trope (or just bad writing)? It only makes me think 'yeowch, oh nooo, no thanks, minge cringe'. npub1rcx7h8r4kes9q2wan65kyr59xtl8jktflf5y50tt00jwfzden0estdtuk3 Toilet full of bugs @npub1jvr…8tkt Wow, this is a clusterfuck all the way down! :D npub1rcx7h8r4kes9q2wan65kyr59xtl8jktflf5y50tt00jwfzden0estdtuk3 Toilet full of bugs Are Microsoft's actions even legal? (Ending support for Win 10 and forcing people to upgrade to 11, and forcing people to allocate 25GB of drive space for spyware.) They got in trouble for their browser monopoly and aggressively pushing Internet Explorer; will something similar happen this time? People bought Windows 8 or 10 and are now having their computers held hostage: install shitware or lose security. (Or fuck it off and install Linux lol) npub1rcx7h8r4kes9q2wan65kyr59xtl8jktflf5y50tt00jwfzden0estdtuk3 Toilet full of bugs With the enshittification of search engines, please extend more grace to people asking for information. "Just fucking Google it" - yeah, we tried that already, fucko, and it told us to drink piss. npub1rcx7h8r4kes9q2wan65kyr59xtl8jktflf5y50tt00jwfzden0estdtuk3 Toilet full of bugs If I wanted to make a webpage that triggers a particular event (playing a sound file or whatever) when the viewer presses a key, what should I research to learn how to do that? Basically I want to be able to make stuff like Buffy's Swearing Keyboard. npub1rcx7h8r4kes9q2wan65kyr59xtl8jktflf5y50tt00jwfzden0estdtuk3 Toilet full of bugs Thinking about those dollies that piss themselves. How do you stop black mould building up inside it? Or do the manufacturers bank on the child outgrowing the toy before it starts to stink? npub1rcx7h8r4kes9q2wan65kyr59xtl8jktflf5y50tt00jwfzden0estdtuk3 Toilet full of bugs 'Tom Foalery' (tomfoolery) would make a good horse name. npub1rcx7h8r4kes9q2wan65kyr59xtl8jktflf5y50tt00jwfzden0estdtuk3 Toilet full of bugs Hamlet is a play about putting on a play. npub1rcx7h8r4kes9q2wan65kyr59xtl8jktflf5y50tt00jwfzden0estdtuk3 Toilet full of bugs Done a horrible messy shite that's made me ashamed to have a body. npub1rcx7h8r4kes9q2wan65kyr59xtl8jktflf5y50tt00jwfzden0estdtuk3 Toilet full of bugs @npub18ea…4jrt This you? :D https://metro.co.uk/2022/07/23/dad-who-hasnt-stopped-farting-since-he-ate-ham-roll-in-2017-sues-for-200000-17054567/ npub1rcx7h8r4kes9q2wan65kyr59xtl8jktflf5y50tt00jwfzden0estdtuk3 Toilet full of bugs I had a dream the other night that jellyfish were nicknamed 'terf tanglers' and it became a meme to throw them at terfs. 🪼 :fuckterfs: npub1rcx7h8r4kes9q2wan65kyr59xtl8jktflf5y50tt00jwfzden0estdtuk3 Toilet full of bugs Used car salesman in Mad Max world: [slaps roof of car] This baby can fit so muaaaAARGH MY HAND npub1rcx7h8r4kes9q2wan65kyr59xtl8jktflf5y50tt00jwfzden0estdtuk3 Toilet full of bugs 'I thought you said this was a crewed mission?' npub1rcx7h8r4kes9q2wan65kyr59xtl8jktflf5y50tt00jwfzden0estdtuk3 Toilet full of bugs In English we use the mnemonic 'righty tighty, lefty loosey' to remember which way to turn a thread. In Italian they say 'the right oppresses, the left liberates' and that's so much better.
